BPM: Two years…

Bakura: Say what?

BPM: TWO YEARS!!! I haven't updated in two years!!!

Marik: Wow! You have a very good point! (smacks BPM) What the hell is wrong with you?!?!

BPM: I blame Geometry. But!! I'm not in Geometry anymore. I'm a junior and I have all the good classes.

Bakura: I beg to differ. You are just finishing junior year. You will soon be a senior. How does it feel?

BPM: ……

Yugi: (walks in) What's up everyone? Long time no read! Ha! Get it. It's a fanfiction. Long time no read. BPM hasn't updated in two years. Ha! (looks at BPM) She's going emotional isn't she?

BPM: (grabs Orochimaru) Hold me!!! I'm too young to graduate from High School!!!

Orochimaru: …. I'm not even in this anime!!

Bakura: OH HELL NO!!! She is mine!!!! (Goes at Orochimaru)

Orochimaru: (gives Bakura the curse seal)

Bakura: What the hell?! He bit me!!!

Yugi: Well, I'll guess I'll…

BPM: (cuts him off) Don't even say it…..

Seto: Bakura's Play Mate doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, Charlie and the Chocolate factory, or Orochimaru. So if you all would be so kind. Read the chapter and leave me the hell alone. All of you are annoying.

BPM: ….. O.O Woooow. He actually said something. This is amazing. On with the story!!!

Previously in Yugi and the Chocolate Factory…

"I want my mommy!" He cried himself to sleep that night.

Things aren't always as they seem

With card in hand, Yugi went as fast as his little legs could carry him. Jumping over weeds, anthills and pebbles, he dashed into his small apartment complex where Rebecca sat reading one of her favorite novels, "The Great Gatsby". Bursting through the door, and nearly giving poor Rebecca a heart attack, he ran to the young girl, jerked her into a bone-breaking hug, and started to do the Macarena. Rebecca, stood, staring at the lone book that made its way to the hard, wooden floor, her page long lost in the process. She looked at Yugi who was dancing his life away and back at the book. One of the eyes on the cover let out a lone tear as it had been violated. Rebecca was taken aback on how book could cry and made a hard face at Yugi.

"Are you serious?! I was at a really good part in that book. Myrtle just got…!"

"I win!" Yugi shouted. Rebecca narrowed her eyes even more as she was rudely interrupted.

"I could care less, you lost my page!!!"

"I got the card!"

"La-Di-Dah! You got your stupid card, I lost my spot in my…. Wait… You what?"

"I got the card!!" He took out the golden Duel Monsters card from his front pocket to show Rebecca. Adjusting her glasses, she took a glance at the treasure that Yugi had placed in his hands. There it was. With all of its golden glory laid the card itself. Not too big, but not too small. The figure of the Dark Magician looked almost engraved on the smooth surface. Underneath the photograph, cleverly placed words where in tacked. These words were the instructions of Yami himself. Tearing her eyes away from the prize, she slowly moved them to stare at Yugi. Mouth slightly agape, she let out the worlds loudest shrill.

"OH MY GOD!!!! NO WAY!!! You have to be kidding!! YOU GOT IT!!! YOU FOUND THE CARD!!!! AHHHHH!!!!" She took a running leap toward Yugi. Not wanting to mess up the card in any way, shape or form, he swiftly moved to the side as Rebecca went flying past him and into the couch.

"Rejected!" said Tristan as he walked out of his lonely bedroom. "Wow Rebecca, that's the fifth glomp that you have been denied today. You should get a cookie." He received a wicked glair from the girl as she fixed herself and stood.

"Ha ha. Say what you want, but there are bigger and better matters to discuss. Yugi! Tell him." Tristan's gaze went from Rebecca to Yugi.

"What's the news, Yugi?" Grinning like a madman, Yugi held up his prize. As if on cue, a light went on in the room and gave the card the "halo" effect and the neighbor turned on one of his gospel records. This really was a day of irony. Tristan nearly had a heart attack.

"That's!!! That's it!! That's the card! That's the final Duel Monsters card in the world!! The real one! And you have it. And you get to go in the factory! And that's amazing! And that's…!"

"It's unbelievable." Yugi said as he tilted his head back as if he were being showered with all of the grace in life. Rebecca looked at Yugi.

"So what does the card say? Can you bring anyone?"

""The card says I can bring one person. I have to be there on October 31st at 10:00 A.M. " Yugi looked up from the card. Tristan gave a snort.

"That really sucks Yugi. Do you know what day they are making you go on? That's Halloween buddy. I'm sorry, but I guess you can't go Trick or Treating. Oh well. More candy for me!" Tristan started to do a little idiotic dance until a book was thrown at him. In the corner of the room, slightly bed ridden and old as hell, laid Gramps. Putting his arm down from his throwing stance, gave a look of udder loathing to Tristan.

"He's going to a candy factory you nit! He can have the same amount if not twice as much candy as you will have on Halloween. I personally think it's amazing and an excellent idea to host the contest on that day."

"It's tomorrow." Rebecca said looking at the calendar. There in bold letters stated,

Tomorrow is Halloween and the day of the contest!

"Well, that's oddly specific. Alrighty then, I guess all I need to do is figure out who I'm going to take." Yugi sat in deep thought on whom he was going to take. First there was Rebecca. She was a nice choice. Very smart, outgoing, and not afraid of what life threw at her. But, she was annoying at times. Then you had Tristan. …Yeah… Then you had Weevil. Yugi just wanted to punch him in the face. Rex? Not in life! Then who? Who was Yugi going to take on this little adventure? Suddenly, a heavenly voice spoke.

"Take Gramps. You know you want tooooo. "

"Do I really? He's pretty old."

"Come on. It will be fun! Just do it."

"I don't know. I mean. Look at him. He looks like he could keel over any minute. Are you sure he can hold his own for an entire day? "

"Just do it so we can stick with the original plot line and continue on with the god forsaken story!"

"Well! Since you put it that way. Okay Gramps. You're coming with me." Like a bolt of lightening, Gramps shot out of bed and was ready to go in an instant.

"Lets get this show on the road!" With bags in hand, Gramps started to leave the apartment. Yugi stood there in shock.

"If I didn't know any better, Gramps, I would say that you knew this was going to happen."

"Well, you can say I had a hunch."

"Ummm… Gramps, the contest isn't until tomorrow. You have a whole night,"

"Oh poppycock! We need to get there early! Knowing those other kids like I do, they are already there waiting!."

"Gramps. You don't know them!"

"Exactly. Let's go!" Sighing in defeat, Yugi followed his grandfather out of the front door and down to the street that lead to the amazing palace type factory.

To Yugi's surprise, the other winners were already there. What were the odds? Upon hearing a small voice, he looked in the direction of the annoying girl from England. Sure enough, her boyfriend was right next to her, and by the looks of it, he was popping pills. What was that?. Excedrin? That explains a lot. From what Yugi picked up, she was in a heated argument with that boy from Russia who was obsessed with T.V. while the boy from Egypt stood there stroking his rod. Behind all of the commotion, the New Yorker was standing right beside the girl. From the looks of it, he was getting a nice glimpse down her shirt. Yugi stepped closer to properly hear what was going on.

"Are you insane!? The OC is sooo like, the best show in life! Duh! That's the only reason I watch it!"

"Listen, you annoying plastic! I don't care what you say! The OC sucks like that Egyptian kid with his rod."

"HEY! I resent that. Rocky and me do nothing of the sort! Our relationship is clean. You have nothing on us!"

"Oh shut up ass! I can care less what you do with your rod!"

"It's asp. Egyptian Asp! It's a snake. My Ra people! Everyone gets it wrong!"

" Like, just stop talking. Like oh My God! I hate Canadians! They are like, so not smart like." The Russian smacked his head and slowly turned. Walking away briskly, to save himself from the stupidity that was fuming off of the other two, he accidentally ran into poor little Yugi.

"Watch where you're goin' eh?"

"Archie Bunker from All in the Family!" shouted Gramps. Yugi looked at the white hared male in awe. That Russian was tall!

"U-uh. Y-yeah. I'm sorry. Should have watched where I was going."

"No kidding. Just watch yourself next time. By the way, you wouldn't happen to be the fifth card captor right?"

"Card Captor? Oh! Yeah. I have the fifth card. Yugi Moto at your service." He put on a shy smile and he rubbed the back of his head. The three other winners in the background slowly made their presence known and walked up to the small child.

"Like wow. He's short." She said bluntly and the New Yorker started laughing.

"Ya. No kiddin' he's short. He wouldn't stand a chance wit me on da basketball court. In fact. He can be da ball!" At this, he started to laugh hysterically. The Egyptian came from nowhere and started to stare down the boy.

" Well, he has a nice aura around him. Also, Cleopatra seems to like him." The Russian looked at the boy.

"Cleopatra? Who the hell is that?"

"My cat." He looked down to his left, and there it was in all of its glory.

"THE DEMONIC CAT THAT BROUGHT ME GOOD LUCK so it's not… so evil…. anymore." Yugi looked at the cat that had seemed to bring nothing but horrible fortune. In turn, the cat gave a wink and walked to the child.

"I think Cleopatra likes you." Yugi gave a small laugh.

"Okay. This is getting stupid and boring as hell. If someone doesn't change the subject, I'll go Labyrinth on you people!" Bakura blurted out.

"So, like. You are going to wear like, tight pants, have magic powers, and like, use round objects to force people to do your bidding?" HELLO!!!

"What? No you idiotic plastic! I'll…"

"HEY!! WHAT"S THAT!!!"

"My god!! Is it finally the point of this chapter?!" Marik moaned. Obviously, he was getting a little bored.

"No." Yugi said with a small smile on his face. "It the sun setting. The symbol of a days end. A new day approaches as well as many new and amazing challenges. Hold close my friends for I'm sure with the power of friendship we can…"

"FRIENDSHIP?!?!?! WHERE?!?!!" The Brit looked as though she was wigging out. Her boyfriend, who was quietly snoozing, awoke from his slumber.

"That's it." He took out a piece of watermelon bubble gum and launched it into the girl's mouth. That shut her up quite nicely.

"Next person to talk is going to get their tongue ripped out." No one said a word after that. But Yugi was right. A new day was coming and it was time they all rested because tomorrow, their dreams would all come true. At least Yugi's would.

BPM: Alrighty peoples. Here is the new chapter. Although it ay seem as though I forgot you, I didn't. Think have been hectic lately.

Bakura: Yeah, ACen is coming up so you wont be here a whole weekend.

BPM: Darn right! But there will be pictures! Right Orochimaru-sama?

Orochimaru: Why am I in here again?

BPM: Because I love you.

Bakura: Ahem!!

BPM: You too love!! (glomps both of her bishies)

Bakura: For the love of Ra. Just get on with the other chapters. I think Yugi is going to have a panic attack it's been so long.

Yugi: (rocks back and forth in a corner)

BPM: Alrighty then. Well, that's chapter seven for you. Hope you all enjoyed it and I'm looking forward to some feedback. It's been a while since I wrote anything so I'm kind of rusty. 3 you all!