Robina Has a Girlfriend Now
"I don't like boys, I told you that before," Robina sighed, walking away from some would be skirt chasers. She walked away from the boys and stumbled a bit in her green dress. I can't believe Alex convinced me to come to this ball, she thought.
"Having fun?"
"V-Valencia!" Robina gasped, jumping as the rouge snuck up behind her.
"Well?"
"Uh y-yeah, lots of fun, and you?" she asked, seeing Valencia purple ball gown.
"Alex invited me here, but none of this is really my style."
"And now!" Rayne yelled. "For your viewing amusement, Alex and Trip singing the song She Has a Girlfriend Now, by Reel Big Fish and Save Ferris! Enjoy!" he shouted as the two stepped out, with Kaiser on drums, Larosin on electric guitar, and Jojo with a trumpet.
"May I have this dance, fair lady?" Valencia giggled, giving her best Alex impression.
"Sure, why not?" Robina smiled and took her hand and the two girls began dancing together as the music began.
Alex and Trip:
She has a girlfriend now
She has a girlfriend now
She has a girlfriend now, she said
Guys don't do no more for me
Trip walks forward and pretends to be crying
Trip:
You never loved me, like I wanted you to
Alex places his hand on his heart, and spins around as the two begin singing together
Me:
You never loved me noooo
I said I loved you baby, what do you want me to do?
Do you want me to do?
Alex and Trip shake to the song and Valencia and Robina dance closer together, enjoying themselves as the two sang, both pairs happy and laughing
Alex and Trip:
She said she found someone who's gonna hold her hand
She said she found someone who's gonna understand
She don't need nobody to be her man
She don't need nobody to be her man
She has a girlfriend now
She has a girlfriend now
She has a girlfriend now, she said
Guys don't do no more for me
Jojo steps forward and plays the trumpet with impressive skill, earning her a make out session from Alex.
"We'll continue this later," he whispered to her.
She said she found someone who's gonna hold her hand
She said she found someone who's gonna understand
She don't need nobody to be her man
She don't need nobody to be her man
She has a girlfriend now
She has a girlfriend now
She has a girlfriend now, she said
Guys don't do no more for me
Valencia and Robina smile and giggle, before sharing a soft kiss. Alex licked his lips as he watched the two girls kissing before Artix pushed him aside and jump on stage.
Artix:
I never thought it would end like this
Just because I've got no breasts
I'll shave my legs, I'll wear a bra
I'll even cut my manhood off for you...
Alex pushes him off stage
Trip:
Aw, that's so sweet
The others nod in agreement, before getting back to the song
Alex:
She has a girlfriend now
Trip:
She has a girlfriend now
Alex:
She has a girlfriend now
Trip:
She has a girlfriend now
Alex:
She has a girlfriend now
Trip:
She has a girlfriend now
Alex:
She has a girlfriend now
(Whoa, Yeah!)
As the song ended the gang watches Robina and Valencia walk out of the castle, away from the ball, leaving the gang to themselves and the rest of the partygoers.
"So what now?" Trip asked.
"Knowing Blade100, he'll take some of those songs from that band, t.A.T.u. and use them in more shoujo-ai fics like this."
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