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By the time Dirk is finished had packed up and loaded all of his equipment in the car, he makes his way towards the room to collect Dave and Jade. As he opens the door slowly, he smiles as he sees his lil' bro and Jade, sprawled across each other, in a deep slumber. Shaking his leg, Dave quickly awakens and is about to throw a punch to Dirk's face before realizing what happened a couple of hours ago. "Bro? Are you done already?" Dirk chuckles and sits on the edge of the bed as he hands Dave his shades and begins to shake Jade's leg, "The gig was over an hour ago and I take it you two didn't stay up very late." "Right again Bro." Dave smiles as Jade begins to awaken and whine about how she wants more sleep and waffles. Carrying her bridal style, Dave walks to the car carefully and places her in the backseat. Jade is such a baby when she's sleeping. She'll just curl up in a ball with her thumb securely placed in her mouth; she's so adorable that Dave doesn't think he can control himself! All he wants to do is lay down with her again and bring her close to his body so he can cuddle her, keep her warm, and let her know that she's loved and treasured. But that'll have to wait once they arrive at the penthouse. Dirk starts the car and begins to drive home; the drive is quick and peaceful as all of Houston sleeps peacefully. Dirk turns to Dave and hits him on the shoulder lightly,
"So what did you two do in there?"
"Meh. We ate and watched a crappy Wiseau movie that had five billion sex scenes in it!"
"Heh..the Wiseau never fails to please. But seriously did you two get it on or some shit like that?"
"WHAT?! NO!"
"Ssssh! You'll wake her up dumbass."
Dave sighs and stares out the window, "Bro? How do you and Jake survive in your long distance relationship? I mean...it's not like you two can cuddle or kiss or have sex whenever you want."
"Lil man that's why skype was invented."
"Bro...that's sexting!"
"Same shit. Well to be honest, there are times when I do sulk over the fact that me and Jake can't do physical "couple" stuff and let's face it, the physical part plays a role in the relationship but it isn't MAJOR part. It's all about what you feel. Me and Jake love each other, what we have is somethin' special, we knew that since we began talkin' online. And although we've been apart for 3 years now, ya have to think, we've got airplanes, webcams, and Netflix; If I really wanted to, I could fly out and see Jake whenever the hell I wanted to!"
"Why don't you?"
"Shut it, i'm not done yet. I'm cutting the crap and getting to the main point, if you're thinking about breaking up with Jade in the future just because of the long distance shit, let me ask you this question. Would you really break up with a girl you're madly in love with, a girl you can see being your spouse in the future, just because of the distance and date a girl in your area, who probably won't love you as much, just so you can experience the physical stuff?"
"No...that's stupid!"
Dirk shrugs and looks out onto the empty road ahead of them, "You'll be surprised how many people do that and end up regretting it later." "Bro?" "Yeah lil' man?" "Do you think you and Jake will ever break up?"
"Did you inhale ammonia or something?"
"What? No!"
Dirk laughs and glances at Dave, "Me and Jake are fucking inseparable. We must be, what do you call 'em, soul mates? Yeah soul mates. I know for a fact that sometime, in the near future, me and Jake will be together in real life and we'll have one hell of life together." Dave smiles and pats Dirk on the back, "Do you think me and Jade can end up like that one day? I mean I want her to go to college and all that shit first before she joins me here and I've gotta get my career going first so...do you think we can survive?" Dirk flashes a smile, a smile so sincere that Dave is stunned for a moment, "Trust me lil' man, you two will survive. Harley's the gal for you, it's so obvious. I'm not gonna tell you what to do with your love life but if I were in your shoes, I wouldn't let her go, no matter what happens. Dave smiles and reaches his hand towards Jade's hand, firmly grasping it in his. "Thanks Bro...I really do love her y'know? I mean, I've always been great with the ladies, but with Jade...she's just something really special." Dirk pulls into the parking garage and goes to the parking space, "Are you sure you're fine carrying Harley?" Dave is already scooping up Jade in his arms as he heads towards the stairs, "I'll see you in the morning Bro." Dirk smiles and closes his door as he watches the two figures disappear, "God I hope they end up together forever." A couple seconds later, Dirk feels a vibration in his back pocket and realizes that only one person could be calling him at this time. Quickly sliding the answer key, Dirk takes a deep breath and smiles,
"Hey Indiana Jones. What's up?"
"Wha-? Dirk Strider, are you seriously going to keep calling me that ridiculous nickname for the rest of your life?"
"You know it! I was thinking about you tonight."
"Heh I was thinking about you too...how's Jade Dirk?
Is she doing okay? Does she carry her gun around with her at all times? Oh goodness! I hope she hasn't contacted the swine flu or anything like that!"
Dirk laughs and hugs the phone close to his face, "Okay English don't get your panties in a wad! She's fine. Dave's been taking good care of her."
"Oh thank the heavens! And for your information, they're called knickers!
So...are you still up for our skype date tomorrow night old chap?"
"You know it, I've got some kinky shit planned out."
"Dirk Strider! I have no plans of getting excited tonight!"
"That's not what you said last night!"
"Oh damn it all! Look I've gotta head out now, Beq is going on about something. I'll text you later when you're awake. Oh and Dirk?"
"Yeah?" "
...Are they officially a couple now?"
Dirk laughs again and runs his fingers through his hair, "Lil' man confessed his undying love for her last night and even gave her a damn promise ring. The lil' shit." Jake lets out a relieved sigh, "It's about time! I was starting to worry she was going to, what is it you Americans say, get in the 'friendzone'?"
"Dave friendzoning Jade? That's the craziest thing I've ever heard!"
"Heh quite right. I really must go now and you, my sweet, must sleep."
Dirk smiles and kisses his phone, "I Love You Jake."
"I Love You As Well Dirk. Adieu. Parting is such sweet sorrow."
"That I shall say goodnight 'till it be morrow." Dirk presses the end call button and smiles to himself. "Now to catch up on some shuteye."
Dave stares at Jade intently as he observes her sleeping behavior. She hasn't stirred at all since he carried her out of the car! "I guess that narcoleptic stuff is pretty serious shit." He now debates on whether he should slip her out of that dress or not. "Well...it's not like this is the first time I've seen her body..." He quickly leans over her and grasps the zipper, making sure not to make the slightest contact with her skin; he slowly pulls down the zipper revealing her fair, smooth looking skin. "Oh my god...she's not wearing a bra..." He slowly flips her over onto her back and now debates on whether he should close his eyes or not. "Dave, c'mon one peek won't hurt...No what am I thinking this is creeper status...tits Dave, perky tits...Oh God I do love Jade's boobs...No stop you fool, you're going to betray Jade's trust! FUCK!" Dave takes a deep breath and begins to slip the top part of her dress off, trying his best not to peek..or get a raging boner, for that matter. Dave is thankful that the dress is easy to slip off and pretty light, but still...Jade in the nude. Once the dress slips past her chest area, he braces for the next one. Her lower abdomen. Grabbing the dress with both of this hands now, he slips it off quickly and throws it to the floor. "Oh shit...her body is fucking hot..." Jade is now completely in her underwear, with a few stray hairs covering her perfect boobs. Dave can now feel his member pressing hard against the zipper of his pants and he mentally curses himself. "Damn hormones and boobies...getting me all worked up," he thought. Taking off his suit carefully and laying it on his chair, he quickly walks to the bathroom.
A few minutes later, Jade opens her eyes slowly and yawns, "Huh? Where am I? Oh my gosh! Did we leave the club? And...why am I naked?!"Grabbing one of Dave's button up shirts, she quickly slips it on and heads out of Dave's room. "Dave? Hello? Dave?" She goes to the living room and sees absolutely no one. "Huh. I wonder if Dirk is here." Quickly making her way towards Dirk's room, she stops in her tracks when she reaches the bathroom. "Mmmmm fuck Jade...yeah just like that." Jade's eyes widen when she realizes who the voice belongs to. "D..Dave? What is he doing?" Jade places her ear against the door and listens closely as Dave continues to mumble. "Mmmm, fuck Harley...i'm gonna...! Shit!" Jade quickly backs away from the door and runs back to the room as she tries to collect what she just heard. Why the hell was Dave saying her name so many times and moaning?! Was he hurt? Oh no...it can't be...was he doing what she thinks he was doing? "Dave was j..jerking off...to me!" She hears footsteps padding down the hall and quickly takes off the shirt before jumping back into bed. Dave opens the door slowly, still breathing somewhat heavily. He grabs a new pair of boxers and quickly slips them on before sliding into bed with Jade. Pulling her body close to his, he buries her face in her hair and mumbles, "Night Harley," before drifting off to sleep. Jade lies awake, eyes wide open, as she still thinks back to what happened a couple minutes ago. Something is telling her this is going to be a loooong night.
Is it getting hot in here?! I hope you enjoyed this smutty/advice filled chapter. Also Dirk and Jake quoting Shakespeare? That's a classy couple! I'll be sure to have a longer chapter by tomorrow! Thanks for reading again. Reviews or Reactions are greatly appreciated! Until morrow!
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