Happy Hump Day! Now for a little Steve Rogers.
VII. Poor Steve hates fleas
Steve squealed. He was back to normal! Body, voice, mind, all of it! He was officially Captain America! Steve couldn't help but whoop with joy. He ran over to Tony and shook up. "Tony! We're fixed! Get up! You too, Thor!" He went around to all the Avengers and the two women and shook them awake.
Tony was the first to get up. "For the Greater Better of New York, Steve, what's the point in waking me up?" It was then that he noticed he was 100% genius billionaire playboy philanthropist. "Hooray! Thanks for waking me up, Stevie Wonder!"
Again they did their voice and check mind. Wanda used her magic to look into others minds and check if they had the correct mind.
The only ones that hadn't woken yet were Scott and Tup. Scott was curled up in a tight ball. Clint went over and shook him. "Scottie, wake up! It's fun time and you're back to Ant-Man!"
Scott woke up. He rolled over on his back and suspended his arms and legs above his body. "Uhhhh," said Clint. Scott snorted at him. "I think something's wrong with our bug friend!" Clint announced.
Pietro ran over. "Hey! Get up!" He shouted into Scott's ear. Scott switched to lying on his stomach and stretched his arms and legs out as far as he could. Then he rose to…all fours.
Meanwhile Thor was successful in waking Tup. Tup stood on his hind legs and said "Hey every buggy! What's up!"
"Arf!" Shouted Scott Lang.
The Avengers stared wide eyed. Tup just spoke with Scott's voice. "What's with the blank stares?" Asked Tup. Meanwhile Scott was trying to itch behind his ear with his foot. "Guys?"
"I've gone insane. Again." Rhody galloped out of the room as fast as his legs could carry him.
Sam looked at the group. "Alright, y'all. Who's responsible for this?" The Avengers all pointed at each other.
Suddenly Scott barked. He ran off. "Cap! Thor! Tup-er-Scott! After him!" Sam cried. Steve, Thor and Tup/Scott obeyed. The minute they were gone Sam and Tony began to try to make something that could fix Ant-Man.
The chase lasted a long time and finally Tup gave up. "I'm tired! I'm not a super soldier or Norsey God who has N number of stamina. So I'm leaving ya. PEACE!" With that he abandoned the chase.
"Stupid mortal," Thor muttered.
"Come on! Let's get him!" Steve urged.
How a human on all fours could outrun Steve and Thor, they never knew. Eventually they outsmarted him and Scott/Tup ran right into Steve. "Arf!" Since he was missing the dog tail Scott wagged his butt.
"Come on, Scott. Let's go," Steve said. He picked up the dog-human. Thor came over to look at their friend closer.
"May I ask what that is?" Thor pointed to something in Scott's hair.
"What?" Steve looked at it closer. It was a flea. "EEEE-YIIII!" Steve dropped Scott who ran off again. "Scott has fleas?!"
"Fleas?" Thor asked. "What of this 'fleas' causes you to drop our friend and allows him to hide again?"
"Fleas are bad, Thor!" Steve cried. "They suck your blood!"
"Oh." The Norse god watched as Steve stood pretty much paralyzed. "Um, if you're not going to move, I shall chase our fleeing flea." Thor chuckled at himself and ran off in the direction Scott went.
Back in the training arena room Tup returned to the group. "Sorry y'all," he drawled. "But them doggie too fast for me legs."
"You do know you are a dog on his hind legs, right?" Asked Wanda causing Tup to look himself over.
"Naaawwwww, yer mighty funny, woman!"
Tony face palmed along with Sam. The two tech guys (and Pepper) were trying to invent a dog-human converter. So far it hasn't been tested but Jarvis said it wasn't going to work. "If by anything, it would turn everyone into dogs," the invisible robot said.
"You know what we need?" Said Vision excitedly. "We need my brother!"
"No!" Shouted everyone while Hulk punched the purple person, sending him into the next room. "No Ultron!"
"Ultron?" Bucky looked confused. Sam summarized the Ultron breakout.
Just then Steve burst through the door. "Scott has fleas!" He shrieked.
"No I don't!" Snapped Tup defensively.
"He meant Tup," Natasha said quickly.
"Oh."
Pepper looked dumbfounded. "Did they transfer over to Sco-Tup during the mind change?"
"Probably," Tony said. "But I had no idea that our super soldier was freaked out by fleas."
"They're worse then HYDRA and that's saying a lot!" Steve snapped.
Jane groaned. "I thought I checked Tup's coat before coming here! I guess I didn't pay enough attention."
"No offense," started Pepper. "But except when it comes to astronomy you don't pay attention to a lot of things."
Jane growled and balled up her fist. Bruce leaped between the two women, arms outstretched. "We don't need fighting in the tower. Our main focus is to fix our ant friend."
Suddenly Thor burst in holding Scott. "I have found the Man who is an Ant but thinks he's a dog!"
"We heard he's got fleas," Bucky said, smirking as he watched Steve tense up.
"Why are fleas such a problem to the Man of America?" Thor asked, shutting the door.
"Try being frozen in ice for 70 years!" Snapped Steve. Thor sneered evilly and carried Scott/Tup towards Steve.
"Say Hello to the nice infested flea friend!" He teased.
Steve yelped and hid behind Bucky. "Save me Bucky!" Bucky just rolled his eyes. Laughing, Thor put Scott/Tup down and let him run around.
Vision stared at Scott the Human Dog. He reached down and patted Scott's head. "Good boy." Scott bit him. "YOOOWWWWW-EEEEEYYYY!" Vision screamed. "Bad human! Bad human! Help! I'm gonna bleed to death!"
Wanda moaned. "Vision you're and Android. You don't bleed."
Vision stopped screaming. He looked himself over. "Oh yeah. Heh, now I feel stupid."
Gotta love Vision.
This chapter is based off the Flintstones (write 'Dino!' if you know what that is at this very moment!). In one episode, the Flintstones and their pet dinosaur Dino swap bodies.
OKay, its bed time
