Thin Glass
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Or the piece in the beginning.
Chapter 7 - Heated Moments
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All mirrors are actually windows to another world.
This world cannot be reached, and shouldn't be reached, as all our mirror-selves are extremely malicious.
Try
watching the edge of the mirror after sneaking into a room.
If
you're good enough, you can see your reflection, pressing against the
glass.
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"Prince Sasuke! It's horrible! You see, she's really a guy--"
"--Guy hippie loving person!" Naruto cut her off. And then there was silence.
"I like..guys who are..hipper..and are loving.." 'I'm such an idiot!'
"N-no, prince Sasuke! She's a--!" The blond quickly placed his hand over her mouth.
"I'm a happy person! So happy that I was dancing out here all by myself when suddenly I tripped and fell! Then magically the front of my dress ripped and princess Sakura had seen it all so she offered to come with me to pick a new dress to wear! Now if you'll excuse us, my prince, I must change so your guests don't think anything indecent about me!" Even to Naruto, this had be the crappiest lie he ever told but for the prince to buy it..he must be really stupid! Sasuke looked between the two, staring at Sakura, as if he knew she was the one who caused all this, nodded and left.
He started to dragged away the pink haired princess back to his room, ignoring her scream and struggles of protest.
"Aw jeez, shut up!" And she did, completely stunned by the way she was being talked to. Maids and guards down the hall bowed quickly to Sakura, pretty surprised by the display in front of them. When the two arrived at the blonde's room, he pushed the annoying girl in before going in himself, locking the door behind him.
"The nerve! How dare you touch and treat me like that!" Sakura sat at the edge of the bed, arms crossed childishly.
"Oh hush, whiny ol' woman." A gasp.
"I can have you beheaded by sunrise!
"Then make a deal with me."
"W-what?" Naruto pulled out a light creme colored dress that reached his knees and slipped out of the old ripped one, not caring if the princess was in the same room as him.
"What the hell are you wearing that thing for?! At least use the bathroom!" 'Come on Uzumaki! Put up with this spoiled brat awhile longer!'
"As I was saying" He started again, slipping into the new dress.. "Make a deal with me."
"How can you be calm about this?" She asked. "Shouldn't you be bowing down in front of me, begging for forgiveness?"
"I rather not because I can escape right now and your best assassins won't be to track me down. Now, if you keep that big mouth of yours shut about what you saw, I"ll get the prince to fall in love with you." At this, Sakura became fully alert with interest.
"And how exactly do you plan on doing that?"
"I get him to fall in love with me," Sakura snorted unlady like. "Then I dump his ass. He goes all sad, all broken up but then you show up! You show him the comfort and support he need's. Ta-da, he sees how loving and depending you are and he'll ask to marry you or whatever."
Naruto walked in front of the mirror, combing the knots out of his wig. The princess was in deep thought about the plan. It all sounded so easily and simple. She would be by, the ever godly, prince Sasuke's side. He would rule over the land while she laid around all day, living a life of luxury. She wiped her mouth, noticing she was starting to slaver.
"You really think he will? Fall in love with you, I mean? Because you certainly lack the breasts, your curves..are slightly better then mine but that will change in a couple years! Plus you don't even act like a girl." Now it was Naruto's time to snort.
"Of course he will. I shall work my manly woman charms and he'll fall hard. Don't worry."
"Hmm, how will I know you won't fall in love with the prince and break off the deal?" The blond stared at her like she grew a third boob.
"Are you serious? Hah! That guy isn't even my type, he's too uptight." 'Like his ass..'
"Alright, it's a deal then. But this doesn't mean I like you!"
"Yea yea, same goes for me." Naruto looked at himself over, making sure everything was in place.
"..What is your name?" Sakura asked curiously, snorting at the flat chested cross-dresser.
"Uzumaki Naruto and my fake name is Naru."
"Naru? Couldn't you think of better? Why are you disguised as a girl anyways?"
"Like you could come up with anything better. And why I'm in position is none of your business, just be glad that you'll soon be Lady Sakura Uchiha." The pink haired girl suddenly felt the feeling of victory and pride. She wouldn't mind being addressed like that from now on.
"Hah! Take that Ino, you piggie!" Naruto raised a slender brow.
"Ino? You mean princess Yamanaka Ino?" Sakura nodded.
"That's right. She's my best friend rival. We both use to fight over prince Sasuke's affections until recently, she gave up on him, saying he was never going to marry and only continuing sleeping with local girls in the village. Prince Sasuke and I are such a perfect match for eachother--" 'Yadda yadda, girls talk so much.'
"Yes, as much as that sounds interesting, we have to get back down to the party."The blond reminded her.
"Ah, yes. Prince Sasuke must be worried sick about me." She got up and headed for the door. Naruto opened it, letting her royal ass pass first, following right behind her.
The silence was deadly on the way back to the ball. Sakura kept sending Naruto ugly looks, still unhappy about everything and he did his best not to snap at her. He admits that he lost his tempter back in the room. Almost as if he had a split personality and even if she is a girl but damn! Woman need to know when to shut up, especially this one.
When they got to the ball room, more people were dancing. The pink haired girl scanned the crowd for her prince only to see him dancing with her life long rival.
"Prince Sasuke!" She took off in their direction, in hopes to breaking their dance. Naruto sighed, scanning the place for Sai and Kurenai, only to find them in a different dark corner. While he made his way over to them, he started to notice the perverted looks the young and old people were giving him.
"Hey, why can't anyone please woman?"
"Because no one has a dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money." Kurenai responded, getting "Are you serious?" looks from the two teen boys beside her.
"Anyways, I see you have a new, appropriate, dress on." Sai commented, eyeing the blond closer while looking him up and down.
"Yea, I saw Princess Bitch in the hallway earlier." Kurenai sighed.
"Didn't TenTen warn you about her? To stay out of her way?"
"She came in my way! After that dance with the prince, he went to go greet some old farts so I talked to princess Hinata, went into one of the hallways then she suddenly came out of nowhere and went crazy on me."
"Ouch, how man finger nails were broken?" The red eye woman asked, scanning the room for any trouble.
"None actually. She tried choking and pushing me but failed pretty hard. Then she ripped the front of my dress and Sasuke took that grand exact moment to show up."
"What?!" Sai hissed lowly, trying not to draw any attention to them.
"Don't worry, he didn't find out. I covered up before he came, made up some bull shit excuse and dragged Sakura to my room."
"I hope you didn't put any moves on her." Kurenai warned but smirked when the blond made a sour face.
"I'd rather suck Sai's you-know-what before putting any moves on that psycho." The dark haired male snorted. "Anyways, I struck a deal with her. If she kept her fat mouth shut, I could get the prince to fall in love with her." Both guards raised their eye brows.
"And how exactly does dickless plan to do that?" Sai asked, a bored look on his face.
"Well if our regular plan works, the prince will be lost in his way of life so I told the spoiled princess that if she shows the 'loving' and 'caring' side of her, being there for him, he'll fall in love with her."
"Ah I see. Kind of like hitting two birds with one stone. The princess keeps shut and the prince will discover misery for once in his life." Kurenai said, shifting around as she started to feel her feet ache. Naruto noticed this and frowned.
"Why don't you rest or take the night off if your tired?" The guards shook their heads.
"That's not allowed. When we took this job, we agreed to protect the prince no matter what so we must stay until he returns to his room." Sai explained.
"That's right. Even if he's a arrogant jerk, he's still our prince. What we are planning, we just want him a taste of his own medicine. After that, we have high hopes for him, hoping he'll take better control of things and not fool around." The female guard added. The blond nodded in understanding. His eyes to turned to the crowd of people, enjoying themselves. Most of the males enjoying themselves looking him him.
"They keep staring and it's pissing me off." Naruto felt like hiding behind the female guard, anything to hide away from prying eyes.
"Of course they are. You're comely and recherche. You don't see anybody with blue eyes and blond hair lately. There's even some rumours starting that your princess Ino's secret sister." Naruto had to let out a small laugh. What funny people. He turned back to the crowd and saw Sasuke trying to shake Sakura off his arm. He then felt a arm snake around his waist. The blond was about to yell at Sai but noticed this mans arm was more bulky. Gulping, he slowly turned around to see a fairly good looking man who looked to be in his mid twenties.
"Hrm, you're one of the prince Sasuke's whore's, are you not?" Naruto twitched.
"Whore? Ahah, oh no, we never slept together." He tried pulling back but the man's grip was iron.
"Never?! Wow, that must be a great improvement for him. Maybe he's waiting for some improvement in your chest, your flat as my back." The man reached a hand up and ran his fingers over the blonde's nipples. Naruto shivered and blushed, looking away with a frown on his face. 'What's with me getting worked up with every advance being made at me! Maybe I'm the pervert here!'. Before the man could go further down, Sai put his hand on his wrist to stop him in time.
"I believe you had enough fun tonight." The man turned to glare at the black haired teen.
"What gives you the right to stop me?!"
"I have every right as prince Sasuke's personal body guard." Sai smirked when the man in front of him let his grip go on the blonde's waist which he gladly placed his own hands on. The dark haired teen gently pulled the smaller teen, pulling him back against his chest. When they were a safe enough distance, Naruto turned around to look at sigh, looking as if he was on the verge of tears. Sai could swear he seen fox ears on his head, folded down and a tail between his legs.
"Why does these hings happen to me? Perverted things, strange things, anything!"
"Because you are a strange person. Rare eye and hair color. Everyone is going to want a piece of you." Anko said, walking up to the trio.
"Anko! What are you doing here?" The dark eyed woman scoffed.
"Well unlike the guards, maids do get breaks. I was tending to princess Hinata and Ino's needs while poor TenTen has Sakura." Naruto looked at her outfit and noticed it was..shorter then her regular one.
"What's with the outfit?" Anko blinked, looking down at the short maid outfit and grinned.
"This is what we get to wear at parties. Prince Sasuke said that pleases his male 'friends' deeply so he has us wear these. Pretty sexy, huh? If I was in charge, I would have every maid wear this!" Kurenai snorted and started up a girly conversation with the maid. Naruto's attention was drawn to the Uchiha across the room. He was startled to find the prince staring right back at him with a intense heated stare. 'Oh no! Did he see what that middle aged man did to me? Eh, why do I even care.' The blond looked away but couldn't help looking back to see Sakura still clinging on him. She bent up to whisper something in his ear and whatever she told him, Naruto didn't like it because once she pulled back, he looked right back at the blond with a icy glare. Sasuke finally tore away from her grip and made his way over to the blond.
"Oh shit! Sakura whispered something into the bastards ear and now he looks pissed!" He tried his best to hide behind Sai, feeling a bit scared of the prince right now. Did Sakura tell him he was actually a male? When the prince arrived infront of the group, his glare intensified when it landed on his best male guard.
"Sai." He greeted.
"Prince Sasuke." Sai replied with a slight bow and moved out of the way, knowing if he didn't then he would get punished. "Traitor!" Naruto hissed under his breath to the other teen and looked at the prince in front of him with wary eyes.
"Naru, come with me please." When Sasuke started to walk away to one of the halls Naruto felt his heart rate go up. Did that bimbo really tell?! He silently followed, shoulders tensed and trembling.
When they got down the hallway, a good couple minutes away from the party, Sasuke pushed the blond against the wall, made a fist and punched the stone beside his head, making the wall crack a little.
"Starting explaining yourself." 'Oh shit.' Naruto thought.
"W-well it all started out one morning, I woke up and..arm..mirror..school..toilets..mirror.." The prince looked at the smaller teen with confused eyes.
"Mirror? Toilets? What are you talking about? I want to know why the hell you told Sakura that she is going to be "Lady Sakura Uchiha"! "
"Oh, heh, that." Naruto felt a wave of relief wash over him. "Well actually up in my room, she told me she was jealous when we danced together. Oh course you and the maids warned me to stay out of her way so I told her that if she showed you how perfect she can be, you'll marry her. Of course I didn't want to anger her, what if she killed me!" Lies.
"Oh, so you rather dump the problems on me then? Your soon-to-be king?"
"What? Oh, no! Of course not! I never intended.." He was silenced by a slender pale finger.
"Forget about that. Now, what I saw earlier with one of my friends was not a pleasing sight." Naruto groaned silently, he just had to see that!
"Yes..I tried my best to get out of his grip but it was really strong..but Sai helped me!" The prince still didn't look happy.
"You looked like you enjoyed being in another mans arms..except mine.." Naruto stared up into pools of darkness.
Did he sound..hurt? They both didn't speak a word as Sasuke brought his hand down from the wall and onto the blonds shoulders, tracing circles with his fingers, making the small teen below him shiver. The prince leaned down to close the distance between the two, pressing his lips against pink, full ones. It started out as a simple innocent kiss although it took the Uzumaki awhile to respond from shock, he slowly started to respond to the kiss. In moments the sweet kiss turned into a heated battle, both battling for territory, heavy panting and intakes of breath. Sasuke moved his skilled hands behind the blonds back, slowly prying down the offending zipper. Naruto then took that moment to pull back and push away the taller teen.
"Prince..I am feeling rather tired tonight so I'm going to retire to my room now.." Naruto couldn't believe how close he was to losing it. He couldn't believe he got lost in the moment! It had been so long since someone kissed and touched him like that, he actually ached to be touched again. The prince tried to lean down again to lure him into another kiss but he turned away, a blush on his cheeks.
"Please.." He pleaded which made Sasuke clench his jaw tightly.
"Fine." Sasuke stepped back, allowing room for the blond to leave.
Naruto walked quickly down the hall and once he was around the corner, out of the bastards sight, he made a run for it. He ran all the way to his room, not stopping for a moment to breath. He brushed past people from the party, sometimes knocking into them but never bothered stopping to apologize. The music from the ball was blaring, making the pictures on the walls vibrate. On the way up the stairs, Naruto tripped more then he would have liked, accidentally biting his lip when he came in contact with the cold stone floor. He took that moment to taste his own blood, finding the metallic taste rather nasty before getting up and proceeding back to his room. He slammed his door shut, harder then intended, heading straight for the closet. Slipping out of the dress, he pulled on a comfortable purple satin grown.
The blond had crawled into his bed, faintly listening to the music down in the dining room. Such bad taste. But soon enough his thoughts quickly rushed over to what happened between the prince and himself. It was so heated between them, Naruto wondered if he hadn't had stopped, how far would they have gone? 'Stop thinking about it, stupid! In the end you'll be jerking off!' He scolded himself. His thoughts then went to the deal he made with princess Sakura. At first it didn't bother him, anything so she wouldn't spill his secret, right? But he soon found out it was nagging him, he didn't know why but it felt like someone was poking his heart with a thousand needles. He regretted making such a deal, wishing he could have thought up something different that didn't involve the prince but that crazy woman seemed to have a one track mind. 'Why oh why did I make such a stupid deal!' He found out he didn't exactly hate the prince anymore, well not as much as before? But he found out he wants the prince to be seeking his attention, it was so fun playing around with the other teen, Naruto didn't mind at all. The expressions he would display at the blonde craziest excuses for why they can't sleep together, he found it funny and what to laugh but it would ruin his cover. No, he didn't love him, but he could possibly consider him almost a friend?
Shaking his head from such thoughts, Naruto adjusted his wig to make sure it wouldn't slip off during the night and let sleep claim him. Also failing to notice his bedroom door opened.
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When he had chosen her from the streets, Sasuke expected her to be a helpless female, doing everything to gain attention. To sleep with him every moment possible, to baby him like other girls did, spoil and worship him. Instead it's like he got the devils right hand instead. The blond hadn't shown him any affection when he had interviewed her and even refused to sleep with him. After the crabs incident the blond kept making up more excuses why they couldn't sleep together and soon Sasuke found out she's been avoiding that, making him more curious then he would have liked. He wanted a easy lay, then kick her out before she could find out she's pregnant but instead he found it rather amusing with how many excuses she could make up.
The other two girls who were brought to the castle were going to find out sooner or later that they pregnant so he would have as much more fun with them before sending back to the village and finding two new girls to accompany his large bed. But he had yet to sleep with the rare blue eyed blond, believing it would be his first time sleeping with such a beautiful creature. Then that time he encountered her and Sai in the hall. His personal guard looked as if he could swallow the blond right up and that made him edgy somehow. He just excused it as not wanting sloppy seconds. Then just now at the party, watching as one of his trusted friends put his filthy hands on what was his made him a little mad but to see Sai touching what was his, AGAIN, made him down right pissed. After hearing Sakura whisper to him "Naru said she knew and promised me I was going to be Lady Sakura Uchiha! I'll be waiting for you my prince" made him want to laugh out loud and tell her to keep dreaming. But he guessed why the blond would have said that but decided to interrogate for the right answer.
When the prince settled his eyes on a certain blond, he found him chatting with the other guards and one of his best maids but those innocent blue eyes turned to look at him. He was unprepared for such an attack that his heart raced a little against his own will. So he decided to take her away from the others and question her in private. When he got her to a empty hall, asking what was the deal with princess Sakura, he didn't like what he heard. So Sasuke decided to try and test out those tempting lips, calling out his name. He didn't plan for it to be so innocent but for some reason he wanted to try and work it out slowly but that didn't work once the blond below him responded, it turned extremely hot. Then the blue eyed angel stopped when Sasuke tried to unzip the offending dress, which made him anger. He was so close!
After allowing the blond to go back to her room, he went back to the party, mingled before telling everyone he was retiring to his room. About 15 minutes later all the guests have left. The maids guided the princesses to their rooms since they would be staying for about a week before heading back home before going back down to the dining room to clean up the mess. The prince then, secretly, took off to the blonds room.
Sasuke creaked open the door, staring at the small slender sleeping form on the bed. He watched for awhile, enjoying the peaceful air. Things were going to get interesting now. He knew. He saw before the blond could cover up. He knew she was actually a he.
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A/N: DUN DUN DUN! I actually PLANNED on having Sasuke not finding out but changed my mind half way through LOL. Cause I planned on having him go emo shit when Naruto told him the truth, blah blah but I think we all had enough of a emo Sasuke! So with his royal ass knowing, we can have more perverted moments! :) Loads of thanks to my reviewers and readers! Much love to you all! -heart-
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