Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! ~ (to all who celebrate it)

So 's Xmas again. I hope everybody's was good. Mine went by quickly. I got LOTS of candy which is always good and I got a bunch of other stuffs. So. I've got a new years resolution~

Evil Hamster: She says

Faror: Shaddup

It's my new year's resolution party! (Yes, a little Xmas filler)

Faror: So Ed, what id your resolution going to be?

Ed: Don't have any.

Faror: You need one though!

Ed: Don't have any.

Faror: Party Pooper. My resolution is to get one update a month in on TEA! (For you who can't figure it out, TEA is the acronym for The Earth Alchemist) I finally am gonna get to the point where Ed likes Liani!

Ed: Check that – my resolution is to NOT get paired with that crazy woman in your stories.

Good Hamster: But she's awful nice.

Faror: Yeah, don't go dissin' my OCs! If you do I'll slap you. Hey that reminds me; I got you a Christmas Present.

Good Hamster: I hope Ed got one for you!

Evil Hamster: Did you get him a pink frilly dress?

Ed: *glares*

Faror: Dunno. I kinda forgot.

Ed: *opens gift*

Evil hamster: I wasn't serious about that!

Good Hamster: What do you know? It is a pink frilly dress!

Faror: Oh yeah I wanted to see you in cross play for some reason. That's what it was.

Ed: I'm going to burn it.

Faror: Nope, you're gonna put it on!

Ed: And what if I don't?

Faror: Well, first I'll make you kiss Liani in the next chapter and then Ill let Winry at you after destroying your auto mail

Ed: You wouldn't…

Faror: You very well know I would.

Ed: Dang you. Hey, why did I say Dang? Dang it!

Faror: Oh yeah. I decided I'd do a swear-less chapter. Even if it is filler.

Ed: Dang you, you female dog! Aw crud that sounds so flipping retarded!

Faror: Hah! Now you sound stupid! Just get the dress on.

Ed: Dang you I hate you.

-Liani and Ramue enter-

Liani: *tired* What's all the commotion?

Ramue: Did Santa come?!

All: *stare*

Ramue: What?

Liani: You're… fifteen, right?

Ramue: Yep.

Evil Hamster: And you still believe in Santa?

Ramue: There's no Santa?! *worried*

Good Hamster: Ah, no, of course there is honey. *quickly* Evil is just stupid.

Evil: Hey!

Ramue: Oh, phew! Good.

Liani: Uh, right! I was really good this year so I bet I'll get a lot of gifts.

Ed: Yeah right.

Faror: Shut up Ed. I was good too. I got all me candy from Santa. Oh, Ed you're in… the dress… Take it off… it's scary.

Ed: Hah. I win.

Good: I know Evil won't get any presents. : P She's mean!

Evil: Well I don't want any gifts. I'd rather be me and not get any gifts than get gifts and not be me!

Good: How can you say that?!

Faror: Geez, you're just like El and Il from Shugo Chara!.

Evil: Yeah, well, we are shoulder hamsters. I'm the devil one and she's the goody perfect angel one.

Good: That's not true! I'm bad sometimes!

Faror: Like when?

Good: O///O Well um, this summer, I met a hamster I really liked and um, um, um… You can guess from there.

All: *stare*

Ed: So you can flipping block my swears but not her dang 'suggestive terms'?!

Faror: *in extreme shock* I honestly didn't see it coming.

Liani: But you're the author, right?

Ramue: Yeah, don't you have any all-powerful authoress powers?

Faror: *shakes head* Sadly, no. Only Plum has that kind of control. (Hey Plum, you got in! Thanks for being my best fan! ^.^)

Evil: Plum?

Faror: Never mind.

-Tom Nook enters-

Tom Nook: *hits everybody on the head with a net*

-Tom Nook leaves-

All: …

Ed: Who the heck – dang it you blocked that too?! – was that?

Faror: Dunno. Some crazy raccoon?

Good: He's weird

Evil: You're weird.

Ramue: Ahem. So…

Liani: Resolutions! Mine is to kiss Ed before Chapter 10 of TEA!

Ed: That isn't gonna happen. Cause once again, my resolution is to not get paired up with any of Faror's OCs.

Faror: Hah! That's not gonna happen! mine is to have an update each month. With fillers too!

Evil: And that ain't gonna happen either.

Ramue: My resolution is to not get angry when somebody mistakes my name for Ramune.

Good: My resolution is to not be perfect all the time!

Evil: Well my resolution is to… is to…

Faror: Don't you have one?

Evil: Uh, no I guess.

Liani: That's not good.

Good: Everyone needs a resolution!

Ed: Evil, yours can be to go die.

Evil: *hits on the head with a net*

Faror: Be nice Ed.

Evil: How about to hit him on the head every day with a net?!

Faror: Guys, seriously!

Evil: Fine.

Ramue: How about you try to be good?

Evil: That works.

Liani: Yeah, good idea!

Good: So Evil and I are kinda switching this year?

Ed: *glum* Sure if you want to think of it like that.

Faror: Shut up Ed.

Ed: It's true!

Liani: But you still said it meanly. Apologize. Both of you.

Ed and Evil: No.

Ramue: Then no cookies for you!

Good: We have cookies?

Ramue: Yeah. Liani and I made them.

Faror: Ooh, cookies!

Evil: Fine, sorry ed.

Ed: Okay. Sorry Evil. Dang you.

Liani: *sighs* I guess that's the best we'll get.

Faror: Yay, cookie time!

Good: I'll make hot chocolate too!

Faror: That's it. Happy Holidays!

All: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! (To all who celebrate it)