Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! ~ (to all who celebrate it)
So 's Xmas again. I hope everybody's was good. Mine went by quickly. I got LOTS of candy which is always good and I got a bunch of other stuffs. So. I've got a new years resolution~
Evil Hamster: She says
Faror: Shaddup
It's my new year's resolution party! (Yes, a little Xmas filler)
Faror: So Ed, what id your resolution going to be?
Ed: Don't have any.
Faror: You need one though!
Ed: Don't have any.
Faror: Party Pooper. My resolution is to get one update a month in on TEA! (For you who can't figure it out, TEA is the acronym for The Earth Alchemist) I finally am gonna get to the point where Ed likes Liani!
Ed: Check that – my resolution is to NOT get paired with that crazy woman in your stories.
Good Hamster: But she's awful nice.
Faror: Yeah, don't go dissin' my OCs! If you do I'll slap you. Hey that reminds me; I got you a Christmas Present.
Good Hamster: I hope Ed got one for you!
Evil Hamster: Did you get him a pink frilly dress?
Ed: *glares*
Faror: Dunno. I kinda forgot.
Ed: *opens gift*
Evil hamster: I wasn't serious about that!
Good Hamster: What do you know? It is a pink frilly dress!
Faror: Oh yeah I wanted to see you in cross play for some reason. That's what it was.
Ed: I'm going to burn it.
Faror: Nope, you're gonna put it on!
Ed: And what if I don't?
Faror: Well, first I'll make you kiss Liani in the next chapter and then Ill let Winry at you after destroying your auto mail
Ed: You wouldn't…
Faror: You very well know I would.
Ed: Dang you. Hey, why did I say Dang? Dang it!
Faror: Oh yeah. I decided I'd do a swear-less chapter. Even if it is filler.
Ed: Dang you, you female dog! Aw crud that sounds so flipping retarded!
Faror: Hah! Now you sound stupid! Just get the dress on.
Ed: Dang you I hate you.
-Liani and Ramue enter-
Liani: *tired* What's all the commotion?
Ramue: Did Santa come?!
All: *stare*
Ramue: What?
Liani: You're… fifteen, right?
Ramue: Yep.
Evil Hamster: And you still believe in Santa?
Ramue: There's no Santa?! *worried*
Good Hamster: Ah, no, of course there is honey. *quickly* Evil is just stupid.
Evil: Hey!
Ramue: Oh, phew! Good.
Liani: Uh, right! I was really good this year so I bet I'll get a lot of gifts.
Ed: Yeah right.
Faror: Shut up Ed. I was good too. I got all me candy from Santa. Oh, Ed you're in… the dress… Take it off… it's scary.
Ed: Hah. I win.
Good: I know Evil won't get any presents. : P She's mean!
Evil: Well I don't want any gifts. I'd rather be me and not get any gifts than get gifts and not be me!
Good: How can you say that?!
Faror: Geez, you're just like El and Il from Shugo Chara!.
Evil: Yeah, well, we are shoulder hamsters. I'm the devil one and she's the goody perfect angel one.
Good: That's not true! I'm bad sometimes!
Faror: Like when?
Good: O///O Well um, this summer, I met a hamster I really liked and um, um, um… You can guess from there.
All: *stare*
Ed: So you can flipping block my swears but not her dang 'suggestive terms'?!
Faror: *in extreme shock* I honestly didn't see it coming.
Liani: But you're the author, right?
Ramue: Yeah, don't you have any all-powerful authoress powers?
Faror: *shakes head* Sadly, no. Only Plum has that kind of control. (Hey Plum, you got in! Thanks for being my best fan! ^.^)
Evil: Plum?
Faror: Never mind.
-Tom Nook enters-
Tom Nook: *hits everybody on the head with a net*
-Tom Nook leaves-
All: …
Ed: Who the heck – dang it you blocked that too?! – was that?
Faror: Dunno. Some crazy raccoon?
Good: He's weird
Evil: You're weird.
Ramue: Ahem. So…
Liani: Resolutions! Mine is to kiss Ed before Chapter 10 of TEA!
Ed: That isn't gonna happen. Cause once again, my resolution is to not get paired up with any of Faror's OCs.
Faror: Hah! That's not gonna happen! mine is to have an update each month. With fillers too!
Evil: And that ain't gonna happen either.
Ramue: My resolution is to not get angry when somebody mistakes my name for Ramune.
Good: My resolution is to not be perfect all the time!
Evil: Well my resolution is to… is to…
Faror: Don't you have one?
Evil: Uh, no I guess.
Liani: That's not good.
Good: Everyone needs a resolution!
Ed: Evil, yours can be to go die.
Evil: *hits on the head with a net*
Faror: Be nice Ed.
Evil: How about to hit him on the head every day with a net?!
Faror: Guys, seriously!
Evil: Fine.
Ramue: How about you try to be good?
Evil: That works.
Liani: Yeah, good idea!
Good: So Evil and I are kinda switching this year?
Ed: *glum* Sure if you want to think of it like that.
Faror: Shut up Ed.
Ed: It's true!
Liani: But you still said it meanly. Apologize. Both of you.
Ed and Evil: No.
Ramue: Then no cookies for you!
Good: We have cookies?
Ramue: Yeah. Liani and I made them.
Faror: Ooh, cookies!
Evil: Fine, sorry ed.
Ed: Okay. Sorry Evil. Dang you.
Liani: *sighs* I guess that's the best we'll get.
Faror: Yay, cookie time!
Good: I'll make hot chocolate too!
Faror: That's it. Happy Holidays!
All: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! (To all who celebrate it)
