A/N: Another installment! Finally! I got some sudden inspiration while I was at school, so... well, here ya go! Enjoy, everyone!


Rinku had been at the center of attention for the past three hours, and was rapidly growing sick of the women lavishing him with sweets and toys. "Look, when do I get to go back home?" he asked, pushing away a large ice cream come one woman was shoving under his nose. "I told you a thousand times, I wasn't abused, neglected, molested or anything! I wanna go home!"

"Oh, there, there," cooed an older woman. "We'll find you a nice home soon. In the meantime, how about a lollipop?"

"Lady, I'm gonna be shitting sugar for a month," he snapped. "Get that purple cavity-stick out of my face."

A few women gasped. "Such horrible language!" exclaimed the old woman. "Your previous caretakers obviously had no idea what they were doing raising you!"

Rinku slammed his head on the desk he was seated at. "Damnit, guys," he muttered to himself. "You'd better get me outta this mess."

--

Some twenty miles away, Jin sneezed quite loudly, the resulting wind blowing him back several feet. "Someone's talkin' bout me," he said, glancing around the empty hotel room.

"Paranoid, if you ask me," muttered a new voice from the doorway.

"Touya? Is that you?"

"No, Jin. You're schizophrenic. Kill yourself."

Jin rolled his eyes as he rolled over onto his stomach, still hovering three feet off the ground. "Did Shishi and Suzuka say when they'd be back?" he asked, obviously bored. "I haven't got a danged clue how to use this thing!" He pointed at the room's computer. "It keeps beepin' an' buzzin' an' lightin' up as if it were sayin' 'Jin, you're schizo. Kill yerself!'"

"That was me, Jin," Touya answered monotonously. "But in hindsight, it probably was a rather poor choice for Yusuke to leave us in charge of mapquesting Child Services. I've never touched a computer in my life."

Jin hovered over the computer and poked it with his index finger. "Touch!" he sang childishly.

"That's not what I meant."

Jin flew a few loops around the room, something Touya always noticed him doing when he was thinking. Then again, he also did it when he was bored, hyper, drunk, or excited. The only way to tell if his mind was preoccupied was if…

WHAM!

…he crashed headfirst into the ceiling and fell to the floor.

"Hey, I got it!" Jin exclaimed, sitting up as though nothing had happened. "Let's go look for it the old-fashioned way!"

"You mean, ask someone where it is?"

"Exactly! An' I'll fly us there!"

Touya shrugged as Jin's ears twitched happily. "I suppose. But you do realize that this is all your fault, don't you?"

"MY fault?" Jin exclaimed in outrage, unconsciously hovering a few inches in the air. Quite unnecessary, Touya thought, considering Jin already towered over him considerably. "Who was ta one chasin' us around ta lobby with a sword? This is all yer fault!"

"It most certainly is not! You were egging me on, and you fucking know it!" spat Touya vehemently.

"If I remember yer words clearly—an' I do—you specifically said 'show me'," Jin retorted, crossing his arms. "I tried ta warn ya."

Touya spluttered angrily. "This has nothing to do with… that," he stammered. "This is about you being an annoying sack of shit."

"No, it's about you havin' a bad temper!" Jin countered. "You just don' wanna admit ya liked it!"

"I didn't—!" began Touya, but he was cut off as Jin crushed his lips against the Ice Master's mouth, silencing any further complaints from the smaller demon. Finally, Jin pulled back, and Touya shook his head to clear his mind. "Jin, what was that?" he shouted, once coherent thought returned.

"Yer not stupid; quit actin' like it," came the amused reply.

Touya searched for the right words to tell Jin just who was spouting the biggest load of stupidity in the room, but no sensible words came. "I… you… what…?"

Jin smirked crookedly. "Ya know what yer problem is?" he asked, amused.

"No, Jin, I don't. But I have a feeling you're going tell me anyways."

"Yer too uptight. Ya take everything too seriously." Jin shrugged. "Everything freaks ya out."

"That's not true. I just don't think that life is a game."

A figurative lightbulb flashed over Jin's head as another idea sent his brain buzzing. "Alright then. I propose a challenge!" Touya blinked once, slowly. "It's called ta Nervous Game." Touya tilted his head curiously, and Jin elaborated. "Basically, we just see how long it takes for ya to get nervous."

Touya nodded. "As long as you don't drop me from the stratosphere or anything, I'll humor you."

"Don' worry!" chirped Jin, shoving Touya into a chair. "We don't even have to leave the room." Touya arched an eyebrow suspiciously. He knew the glint in Jin's eyes far too well. His schemes at times like these usually ended with Jin dodging several lethal objects being thrown in his direction with killing intent.

"I'm not sure I understand how this—" He broke off with a yelp as Jin rested one of his hands on Touya's ankle.

"Are ya nervous yet?" he asked cheerily.

"Annoyed, yes. Nervous, no."

The hand moved farther up to his calf. "How 'bout now?"

"No…" Touya frowned slightly. There had to be a catch to this. Then Jin's hand moved to his knee, and Touya began to get the general idea. A battle of wills, was it?

"Now?"

"No."

Jin's hand moved to his inner thigh. "Nervous?"

"N-no…" came the whispered reply. He knew what was next.

"Now?"

Touya gasped loudly as Jin's hand squeezed slightly. "J-jin…" he choked. Jin grinned triumphantly as Touya's mouth collided with his once more.

--

"Do you have any idea where we're going, Shishi?" sighed Suzuka. "You said the Child Services building was on this street, and I haven't seen anything but porn stores for the last hour."

Shishi glared over his shoulder. "I'm not lost," he snapped. "I'm just temporarily between familiar landmarks."

"Or lost, as it's otherwise known," Suzuka grumbled under his breath.

"I heard that!"

With another sigh, Suzuka sped up to walk beside Shishi. "Look, let's just stop and ask for directions. I'm sure the locals have a better idea of where we are than we do."

"You can ask. I don't need help."

"Fine. You do that." Suzuka snagged the first person to pass by. The woman was dressed quite oddly, even for a human. She wore a gold leotard and had huge purple and pink feathers sprouting from her asscrack. "Um, excuse me, my friend and I are a bit lost. Can you tell me where to find the Child Services building?"

"Oh, yeah, sure," said the girl in a deep, scratchy voice, probably caused by the cigarette she was twirling between her clawed fingers. "See the Days Inn over there? Hop on the 66 bus and get off at the tenth stop. Child Services is the big stone building at the top of the steps. You can't miss it."

"Have you been there before?" Suzuka asked.

The woman shrugged. "Bastards don't think a showgirl can raise twins. After I went and got a side job turning tricks, too! It ain't easy, y'know?"

"Yeah, I do, actually," winced Suzuka. "Well, good luck."

Suzuka was about to give the directions to Shishi, but Shishi suddenly cursed loudly. "Hey! Isn't that our hotel up there?" he exclaimed.

"Well, would you look at that," droned Suzuka. "Let's go grab some change from our room. We're taking the bus afterwards."

Shishi shook his head. "Goddamnit."

--

Kuwabara peered over Yusuke's shoulder. "Any luck, Urameshi?" he asked.

Yusuke groaned loudly as he leaned back in the computer chair. "I vote we let Kurama do this," he grumbled. "I have no clue what I'm doing."

"Which is why I volunteered to do it in the first place," replied Kurama, nudging Yusuke aside, "You have to hack into the Child Services mainframe."

"I dunno what yer talkin' 'bout, but if it'll get Rinku back, we owe ya big time!" said Chuu gratefully.

"Well, I can get into Child Services' information," said Kurama, fingers flying over the keyboard. "Hiei, could you go up to the room and see if Jin and Touya got the directions to the building?"

Hiei shrugged. "Hn. I doubt they have. They're about as skilled as Yusuke when it comes to that glowing box."

"Hey, anybody can mapquest something," countered Yusuke.

"Fine. I'll ask them," Hiei said, rolling his eyes.

--

The blinds filtered out most of the harsh Los Vegas sun as Jin pushed Touya deeper into the armchair. Touya's nails dug small red crescents into Jin's shoulders as the Wind Master's hips ground into his, enticing a loud groan from the depths of his chest. "Jin…" Jin tugged irritably at Touya's shirt, then leaned in to nibble at the smaller demon's pale neck. "Jin… ah… stop it…"

"Stop what?" Jin panted, leaning back slightly.

"Teasing me… Jin, come on…"

Grinning happily, the Wind Master pulled Touya into another bruising kiss, then slowly slid his hands into the Ice Master's pants, pulling another loud groan from the demon beneath him. With a few quick tugs, he managed to remove the offending garment, then slowly lowered his head.

"J-jin! What are you doing?"

"Exactly what it looks like I'm doin'," replied Jin lightly, and he suddenly felt Touya's fingers clench in his hair.

Jin glanced up as well as he could, and Touya's fingers only tugged harder. "Don't stop now," he gasped.

There was a slight snicker, and Touya opened his eyes, slightly annoyed. "What's so…funny?" he gasped.

"Well, the fact that I lost another bet with the fox leaves kind of a bitter aftertaste, but I must admit, this whole situation is rather amusing."

Jin froze, and Touya paled. "Hiei?!" choked Jin, flushing scarlet. "What're you—?!"

"Apparently you two were caught up in your pursuit of… ahem… physical pleasures… to remember that you were supposed to be using the glowing box thing to find that brat you asked for help with retrieving."

"Like you wouldn't be all over Kurama if you had a say about it right now," scoffed Touya, pulling his pants back on furiously. "Either way, find someone else to find the map. We can't figure it out."

Hiei smirked as he left, slamming the door behind him. "Well," Jin began. "That was… well…"

"I believe 'humiliating' is the word you're searching for," Touya groaned, covering his face with his hands. "We're never going to hear the end of it."

"We'll catch a bit o' chaff, no doubt, but they'll forget soon enough," Jin replied lightly. "Same thing happened when Shishi an' Suzuka hooked up."

Touya blinked. "I'd forgot about that," he muttered, smiling slightly. "I suppose you're right. Then again, crazy as you are, you have yet to be wrong." He pressed a quick, deep kiss to Jin's lips.

Jin's ears twitched happily as Touya pulled back. "Ya know, yer a lot more pleasant when ya don't have a stick jammed up yer arse."

Touya glared. "EXCUSE me?" he snapped.

When he came to twenty minutes later, Jin would admit that he fully deserved having the lamp smashed over his head.


Author's note: Yes, I put some more fluff in here this time. Sorry it wasn't as funny as it could've been. The next chapter will be better; I promise. And yes, there will be more Rinku! He shall return soon!!