PyroManaic's alive and kicking!
My lovely reviewers:
NameBillyJohn's a little tyke, as he's Australian. I love that rhyme! Remy and Rogue sitting in a tree, making out for all to see! Dol! Thanks for the review and all!
Dis Chick Digs Da Fuzzy DudeMe no likee depressing ficces either I just felt sad that day and it was raining. Yes that would be scary. I blackmailed a boy that is my friend into a sleepover and we painted each other's nails (I'll tell you he can't paint nails very well, half of it ended up on the floor) Poor Pyro can't put anything on fire, his lighters were taken away, I guess Jean-Luc doesn't trust him. Thanks for reviewing!
LovelyladyNormally we just say 'that's cool!' but your phrase wasn't that bad, you got mate right! There's a big kissing scene coming up! (but not in this chapter tho) And don't worry Pyro's gonna still hog the position of the funny guy in this fic! Thanks for reading mate!
SickmindedSuckerDon't worry Pietro's gonna have a lot fun in the next chapter in his gym lesson with Remy and John! Especially when Logan's taking the class and it's dodge ball! (love that game) Yeah I know sleepovers are fun and I've got one tomorrow! Thanks!
Bored247I'm sorry this was a slow update but I promise I'll update the next chapter much quicker! Promise! A hopeless romantic and love to laugh? Well you are love gonna later chapters! Thanks for the review!
Rogue gaLYou've always called people bofs and you live in Canada? That's a good thing you speak like me! Isn't that nice? Thanks for reviewing and reading!
NaijaStrawberrie
Cool name but me don't like strawberries but I like you coz you reviewed my story! Thank you!
RubyTuesday13
Cool you got to read my story! Aww thank you for saying Oui and Stick or Staff were good they were very random. I don't what or who the Brandy Bunch or the Partridge Family is. Oh well! Thanks for reviewing!
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Now all the shout-outs are done lets get onto the story!
Slumber Party!Boys' Sleepover
Both Remy's motorbike and John's sports car pulled up beside Remy's mansion.
"'ome sweet 'ome can't wait till I move out o' it" Remy muttered.
The boys parked the vehicles and were about to enter but Remy's stepfather Jean-Luc stepped in front of them.
"Bonjour Remy 'ad fun?" Jean-Luc asked sweetly as Remy pushed past him.
"An' Piotr y' 'right big guy?" Jean-Luc as he pressed himself against the wall so Piotr could squeeze past but when John made attempt to past Jean-Luc but he step back in front of him. So John stepped to the right so Jean-Luc stepped in front of him again. This carried on for a little until John actually said something.
"S'cuse me, mate but Oy can't get into the house with ya there"
"I'm sorry John, I can't let y' in until y' give me all of y'r lighters" Jean-Luc held out his hand for them.
"But ya can't take moy loyghters!"
"John-" Jean-Luc said sternly. "If y' want t' come in y' 'ave t' give me y'r lighters"
"Johnny, jus' give de old man de lighters" Remy called out.
Jean-Luc scowled at being called an 'old man' but gave John a pleading smile.
"Oh alroyght then, but Oy want more yoghurt" (A/N I was actually eating yoghurt when I wrote this)
So John took five lighters from his left pocket of his jeans and six from the other. He handed them over to Jean-Luc.
"All o' dem" John gave a grim face but took three lighters from his back pocket and one from each of his trainers he was wearing. Jean-Luc let him pass as he shoved all sixteen lighters into a flammable bag. (A/N inflammable means that it doesn't go up in flames right?)
Girls' SleepoverScott's car rushed past the houses and past Kurt and Amanda who was linked arm in arm with each other.
"Aww, I think it's totally like, cute them going out together what do like, think Rogue?"
"Huh?" Rogue asked breaking out of the trance Remy had left her in.
"Do you like, think it's cute Kurt and Amanda going out?" Kitty asked again.
"Yeah sure Ah do, they happy" She gave a weak smile. That kiss from Remy left meh shakin' Am Ah in love? She thought to herself.
"So what are you girls going to do tonight?" Jean asked.
"The usual Jean" Wanda replied.
"Yeah! We're going to like, do each other's hair and I so totally need Rogue to like, do my nails again" Kitty shouted out as she examined her perfect nails.
"Are you all right Rogue?" Jean asked concerned because Rogue just sat in the car completely silent and a little shaken.
"What? Oh, yeah Ah'm just a little tired" She responded.
"Well you're not like, going to bed until you redo my nails!" Kitty protested.
The gates of the Xavier Institute creaked open as Scott's car passed through them screeching to a halt in front of the entrance where two people were waiting for them. It was Professor Xavier and Ororo Munroe. They were waiting for Jean and Scott to return because they had a mission. As Jean, Scott, Ororo and Charles walked to the War Room Wanda, Kitty and Rogue dived into the shadows as Bobby Drake passed by.
"Hey, don't we like, need get Bobby back?" Kitty whispered to Rogue. The girls grinned to each other.
Bobby who had just come back from the Carnival himself was walking quite happily to his room. He was just at his bedroom door about to turn the knob when a sudden rattle caught his attention. He approached to where the sound was coming from but another noise made him spin round. He started panicking. There was a sudden 'psst' and that was the last straw for Bobby and he ran to his door and turned the knob but the door wouldn't open, he fought at the knob pushing the door to open. But it was too late. A hand suddenly reached out and grabbed Bobby's wrist painfully hard. Bobby was about to scream but another hand shot out over his mouth and a blindfold was tied around his eyes.
Boys' SleepoverThe boys had rushed up six flights of stairs and panting heavily when they reached Remy's bedroom door. When they entered they saw the usual mess, clothes thrown everywhere and loads of packets of cards.
"Make y'r self at 'ome" Remy said as he threw his trench coat onto the floor.
"You should really clean your room, comrade" Piotr advised Remy.
"I'm gonna do it I jus' 'aven't got round t' doin' it yet" Remy answered back.
"We can see dat" Piotr said as he made himself comfortable on a lumpy arm chair. John however silently sobbing, slumped himself into the corner of Remy's room.
The boys began chatting but a knock at the door interrupted them. It was Georgina, Jean-Luc's new girlfriend.
"Hallo Boys, not interrupting anything am I?" Georgina asked in her American accent. "But dinner is ready"
"Be right dere Georgie" Remy replied. Georgina left and went downstairs to the Dining room the boys followed soon afterwards.
Sitting at the table already was Remy's stepbrother Henri and his wife Mercy, Jean-Luc and Georgina sit opposite them, Tante Mattie was serving dinner. But to Remy disgust they had two guests tonight, Marius and Belladonna. Belladonna scowled at the sight of Remy.
Remy, Piotr and John sat at the opposite side of the table away from Belladonna. Tante Mattie loaded up the dishes everyone soon began eating. John was shovelling huge spoonfuls of Gumbo into his mouth making him look like a hamster with stuffed cheeks cheering up quickly. Piotr was politely taking small bites and was completely silent. Jean-Luc was telling Georgina a meant to be funny joke, which she didn't get. And Remy and Belladonna were glaring daggers at each other.
Belladonna stood up all of a sudden, silencing the table. She grabbed her plate of Gumbo walked towards the kitchen but before she got there she threw the contents of her plate over Remy and it had hit John as well. John misunderstood what had happened and immediately they were having a food fight. So John grabbed handfuls of Gumbo and full force back at Bella and had hit her right on the forehead. She growled but quickly ran into the kitchen just as Remy had lugged some food at her. Henri and Mercy had also joined in the fight and were tossing food everywhere, Tante Mattie also seemed to join in. Jean-Luc, Georgina and Marius had long gone from the ruckus. Piotr however was covered in Gumbo, from head to foot and John on the other hand was the cleanest one most probably because he was the one grabbing food chucked at him and flinging it back.
Girls' SleepoverBobby immediately shut his eyes as the blindfold was pulled off and a bright flash blinded him. The light was coming from a torch Rogue was holding it grinning. Bobby was about to scream but a piece of cloth was gagging him. Kitty came into his view holding a box of wax strips. (1)
Bobby's eyes widened as they tied him to Kitty's bed and stripped from his clothes except his boxers that had a snowman on and said 'Snowman's carrot' (2)
Bobby laid there defensively in fear as the girls stuck the wax strips onto his hairy legs (3)
"AAHHHHHHHHH!" An ear-splitting voice echoed through the mansion.
Wolverine suddenly busted through the door, claws sheathed.
"What happened here, bub?" Logan asked as his eyes wandered over to where Bobby was strapped to the bed to the wax strips and then to the girls' evil grins. He slowly backed off out of the room acting as he saw nothing and ran full speed into the sanctity of his room.
The Girls' slammed the door shut after Logan ran away in fear and locked it Bobby gulped. More loud high-pitched screams rang through the town even to Remy's House, which actually stopped the food fight for a second but continued soon afterwards.
The next punishment for Bobby was heat. Wanda had (while hugging up to John) nicked one of his lighters, as she opened it the flickering flames glowed onto her face making her look even more sinister. They turned the radiator up, heaters everything to do with melting the Ice Cube.
Bobby fainted at such heat, leaving himself completely defenceless. The girls approached grinning evilly.
Boys' SleepoverThe food fight had finally stopped most probably because there was no more food to throw. The walls were smothered in Gumbo, chicken and some slimy green goo in Belladonna's hair. Tante Mattie ordered them to leave after pulled herself off the wall sticking her to it was some sticky sauce known as Catsup. (4)
The group scampered out as Tante Mattie began chasing them with a wooden pin roll.
The boys headed upstairs up to the shower room to clean themselves. They undressed themselves of clothes and each took a shower (three separate cubicles).
"So how was your night?" Piotr asked starting up a conversion.
"It was great, mate how 'bout ya?"
"Kitty and I had a fun time" Piotr responded. "Remy how was yours?"
"What? Umm… It was great" Remy replied. He seems quiet, too quiet.
"So how did going through da Tunnel of Love go?"
"It was nice" Remy replied distracted.
"Nice! Nice! What do ya mean nice! Ya never say nice!" John shouted.
"John calm down comrade!" Piotr said as he wrapped a towel around his waist.
Remy soon came out the shower and stormed off to his room. John however was still in the shower with Piotr waiting for him, John began singing.
"Which BackStreet boy is gay? Tell me who! Ain't saying that it's AJ! Tell me who! Ain't saying that its Howie! Which BackStreet boy is gay! I never wanna hea… Oh shit I drop the soap!" John screamed out loud. He bent to grab the soap but the floor was slippery and he slipped. The force of his fall against the door made it slam open and for John to fall through in the nude and all. Piotr immediately shut his eyes and threw a towel at John and ran into Remy's room.
Girls' SleepoverOutside the Girls' room Bobby was dressed in slutty clothes, make-up smeared across his face and a note warning anyone and everyone that tried to enter would be punished, when Kurt saw he this he ran like hell weeping because of the threatening note or that Bobby was showing way too much we'll never know.
Inside the Girls' room however was quite loud and cheerful. Rogue redoing Kitty's nails for the tenth time while Wanda did her own in ebony black.
"So did you girls like have fun tonight?" Kitty perked up.
"Yeah I do. Except when john freaked out that was embarrassing!" Wanda called out, Kitty giggled. "How about you Rogue?"
"It was fun" Rogue simply answered back.
"You sure" Wanda began brushing Rogue's stunning locks. "Coz you looked a bit flushed when you got of the Tunnel of Love"
"What are yah saying?" Rogue glared at her daring her to continue.
"Well I don't know any other way of you getting this kinks" Wanda muttered Rogue blushed heavily. Kitty barely controlling her giggles Wanda also chuckling.
"Why that little…" Rogue started but couldn't keep a straight face her bestest friends had finally caught her red handed after all the times she accused them.
Kitty began tearing so Rogue threw a pillow at her which Kitty threw back in returned they began whacking each other, feathers flying everywhere. Wanda not wanting to be left out grabbed two pillows and whacked each of her friends.
There was a sudden knock at the door. The girls stopped fighting to listen.
"Girls! Girls! Its past midnight could you please sleep now!" Ororo shouted threw the door.
"Okay Ororo! G' night!" They shouted in unison.
"Good night" She replied. They heard her light footsteps disappear down hallway.
"We bettah get ta bed" Rogue mumbled. Wanda quickly walloped Kitty round the head before settling down to sleep. The mansion was except for Roberto screaming about goats eating his socks in his sleep.
Boys' SleepoverThe guys had put on a scary movie called The Hole. Remy had fallen asleep straight away sitting up right (bad neck ache in the morning) John had cuddled right up to him because the film was really creeping him out and Piotr had gotten into bed was quietly reading a book.
John whimpered. The room was dark except fro the TV screen and Piotr's light to read his book.
"AHHHHH!" John screamed.
"What! What! Is Bella tryin' t' kill me again" Remy asked confused. Piotr raised his eyes from the book but kept on reading once he noticed it was John who screamed.
"There's… There's something outside!" John squeaked.
Remy walked towards the window John still attached to his arm. He looked out and frowned.
"Johnny its only a tree makin' creakin' noises" Remy ressurred. "Come on time fo' bed"
Remy switched off the television and snuggled down into his bed snoring loudly. John jumped into his bed and wrapped the covers around him tight shivering with fright. (Cool" The end bit rhymed!)
SORRY! Sorry this was so late deleted one of my stories banning me to review or submit chapters and when the ban did come off I had gone on holiday. This is extra long coz it took so long! Hope you enjoyed it!
1) Idea came from SickmindedSucker. Give her all the credit!
2) Came from another so give that person all the credit!
3) If you have ever seen X Men 2 the movie (X2) the actor of Bobby has really, really hairy legs (I just want to pluck them all off, one by one)
4) The bad version of Ketup (to tell you the truth I'm not sure whats Catup's like) Randomness is the reason its there.
Next chapter: Lots of drama and torture as they go through a Monday school day.
Next chapter much faster than this one! Promise! And I don't have time to proof read so sorry and try and read it the best you can!
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