DRABBLE BOOK - the one-shots that never came to be ... Drabbles by =Keo= and Dragon

Chapter 7 ... Crazy slepover party

Disclaimer: INUYASHA IS DISCLAIMED FROM OUR OWNERSHIP

{Hi everyone reading (if anyone _ ). Anyway, for those who dont know me (well im sure almost everyone knows me but still...) my names chichi, im friends with dragon and =keo= and im writing this chapter. The reason im writing this and the reason neither =keo= or dragon updated yesterday is because they are fighting :(.
Im real worryed though because they has been bestest friends since nursery (thats kintdergarten for all yous americans out there) and they NEVER fight, they are closer than joined twins (ya know, metaphoricly). But they are fighting and its all my fault, I know im pure evil but I didnt mean to cause this :(. Anyway they had words and fighting and now they wont talk to each other, I even saw =keo= cry, I have NEVER seen =keo= sad before, shes always so hyper and happy, and dragon is really stubborn so I know she wont cry, but she seems really upset now and wont talk to any of us :(. If you are reading this then PLEASE tell then to make up, its so weird not seing those two together, it makes me feel sad, and everyone else too TT_TT. ANYWAY, =keo= gave me the drabble book (The real life one with all the writen storys in it) and im gonna type this one up, its verry random!
Please enjoy and reveiw :). (P.S. this was created on =keo= birthday lat year when she said she wanted an inuyasha theamed party and =keo=s mom (who didnt know what inuyasha was) told us to invite him, we laughed for ten minutes and then came up with this story XD.)}

WARNING: this may be the most random and OCC and LONGEST drabble ever writen by any of us, please do not flame.

The inuyasha gummi were on yet another trek for more jewl shards when suddenly out from no-wear came a giant marshmallow demon. "What in seven hells it that thing?"
inuyasha asked no one in particular, "It loks like a marshmallow" kagome raised an eyebrow, everyone looked at her blankly, "Yah, its a candy from my time"
the girl anime sweatdropped. The giant demon roared sludgly covering the group in marshmallow, "Eww" shippo shivered after a moment, kagome licked the sugary stuff off her lips happly, "EWW" they all shivered watching her do so. "MY fll NAME fll IS fll fll MARFFMAWWO" the demon spit wetly, "I HAF flll A MEFFAGE fll FOW YOU fll fll". Miroku discustedly wiped the pink gunk from his face with his sleve and looked up at the sticky demon, "Well whats the message?" he asked causiously, "ITS FWOM fll SOME HUMANS flll fll WHO CWEATED ME fll fll, DEY WANT YOU TO COME TO flll fll THEIW SLEEPOBER PAWTY fll fll, I SUGGEST YOU GO" the creature spat as it turned arounded and sludged off leaving the group looking like marshmallow snowmen. "A sleepover party?" sango asked as she wiped the marshmallow from her eyes,
"Aww man, this will NEVER come out of my hair" kagome whined, "Feh, we aint got time to go to any party" inuyasha growled as he stuck his arm into the deep pool of slime and pulled out a half drowned shippo. Suddenly a big pink elephant in a tutu appered from no-where, "What the hell are you supoosed to be?" inuyasha growled,
"My name is lil princess chease" the elephant sung in a girly voice, everyone stared blankly, "I was created by three little girls to come and give you another message" the creature smiled. "Whats this message then?" sango asked confusedly, the elephant pulled out a peice of paper, "It sayss that in aproximatly two minutes dragons pet dragon will come to collect you for the party and if you dont wanna go then he will eat you... oh and it also says I gotta do this" the elephant grinned as its trunk welled up and it shot a cannon of water at the group washing off all the marshmallow, "Ses ya" she grinned as she dissapered. "Feh, no dragon thing can kill us" inuyasha growled as he shook the water off like a dog soaking everyone else more, "Kagome, I dont wanna be eatten by a dragony thing" shippo whimpered, "Inuyasha, we might as well just go to this thing, you never know, it might be fun" kagome sighed as she wrung out her soaked hair. Suddely a giant green and red dragon appered from no-where infront of the group "I HAVE COME FOR YOU, GET ON" it roared, kagome and shippo shrugged ad clmbed on, closely followed by snago and miroku,
but inuyasha refused. "I AINT GOIN" he yelled as he pulled out the tetsaiga, the dragon rolled its eyes and with its thumb and forefinger plucked the sword from the half demons hands hands, he then took out a bottle of hot sause, covered the sword in it and swallowed it whole. Inuyasha stared wide eyed and blanly, before slowly and silently climbing onto the dragon. The dragon snapped its fingers and they were all falling throug a vortex, then he snapped them again and the appered in a young girls room, the dragon immedietly turned into a stufed animal and the inu gumi lay swirly eyed on the floor. "Oww my head" kagome groaned as she woke up, the first sight she saw was her friends all hideing around the room, "Huh, whats goin on?" she asked as she wearly stood up, "Hide kagome, theres these hyper, unkillable, crazy children, hide before they come back" miroku hissed, suddenly three girls burst through the door with a big bowl of popcorn.
"KAGOME, YOU'RE UP" the smallest girl squeeled as she ran over to the girl and hugged her leg, "Urgg, I must have a disese and be hulusinating" kagome sighed as she melted to the floor to try to go to sleep, "You only have vortex sickness, ittls pass, BUT you arent hulusinating" the second tallest girl answered as she pulled the girl off the floor,
"OHH and for the rest of you, you are really bad at hideing, and theres no escape" the tallest girl sighed as she grabbed inuyashas ear (he was behing the door) and pulled him out. The tallest girl had bright green hair in a neat pony tail, big bright green eyes, she was wearing a tight t-shirt with a picture of kirara on and the words 'kawwi in cat form' writen on it and a bright blue mini skirt, her shoes were multi-coloured trainers and she had a cow shaped backpack on her back,
she looked like the most sensible one. The middle sized girl had bright neon red hair that scruffly came down to her sholders, she had big red eyes, she wore a baggy t-shirt with 'Ima gummi bear, FEEL MY WRATH" writn in big letters on it and a picture of a gummi bear, she had grey shorts and thick black tights on,
she didnt wear shoes and on her head she had a headband with a big red gem on it, she looked to be the most hyper one of the group. Last but not least, the smallest girl, she had baby pink hair in pig tails and huge cute pink eyes, she wore a cute little pink dress covered in flowers whick on the back had an evil skull, she wore pink dolly shoes and knee length red socks, around her neck she had a small silver cat shaped handbag, she looked to be the cutest, youngest one of the group.
"ALL OF YOU, come stand in a row" the mddle one comanded, they all obediently did what she said, "RIGHT THEN... my name is keo and it is MY birthday, you are here for my sleepover party, there will be no wepons..." the middle girl demanded as she toook sangos boomerang, took kagomes bow and arrows and pulled off mirokus rosery, everyone cringed but... no wind tunnle, "Dont get comfy monky boy, ittle come back when you get back to fuedal japan tomorrow... anyway, MY names dragon"
the tallest girl exclaimed with a smile, "OHH OHH AND IM CHICHI" the youngest girl piped up and she ran in front of everyone. "Where are we kagome?" shippo asked nervously, "Dont fret shippo, your in safe hands" chichi squeeled as she started hugging the fox kit, "Is this your world kagome?" sango mumbled flabagasted,
"NO this isnt kagomes world, this is a COMPLEATLY different planet" dragon answered before kagome could open her mouth. "You ok?" inuyasha asked miroku who was staring at his holeless hand, "... yes, yes I am" the monk muttered, "I really dont get whats goin on" kagome rubbed her temples, "RIGHT, I will explain,
Its my party, I wanted you guys to come, we created the demon, elephant and dragon using my headband, you traveled to this planet through a monecular vortex,
and now here you are, makin any sence yet?" keo explained as she hugged inuyashas leg, "How do you know us?" inuyasha growled as he kicked the girl off,
"OHH thats simple, in our world, you guys are on a TV show" chichi grinned cutely, everyone exept kagome stared blankly, kagome had glittry eyes, "OHHH, Whats the name of the TV show? am I the main character? Am I a star?" the mico squeeled, the three girls anime sweatdropped and rubbed the backs of their heads nervously, "Aaactuly, the TV show is called inuyasha, and the main character is inuyasha, and you are kinda a star... but not as much as inuyasha" keo explained with a nevvous laugh,
everyone stared at the hanyou, "... Whats a TV show?" he asked stupidly, kagome fell over anime style, "So im an extra" she whimpered, the three girls nodded in unison, kagome slunk away saddly. "How do we know we can trust you, for all we know you could be demons making us hulusinate all this so you an kill us" shippo growled from sangos sholder where he was perched, Dragon handed the kitsune a big box of pocky, "Ok I trust you" he grinned as he tucked in. "OHH Just so you know,
this world is called fanfiction land, and here we control your asses" keo grinned evily, "Feh, no one controlles me" inuyasha growled, "SIT BOY" dragon called, inuyasha crashed to the ground, "Roll over" chichi giggled as the boy was pulled into the air, flipped around and smashed back down again, "speak" keo grinned, inuyasha then barked like a dog from his hole. Everyone stared at the scene scepticly, "Beleve me now dog boy?" keo smirked, he got up and nodded before hiding behing kagome who anime sweatdropped. "Right now... LETS SLEEPOVER" keo screemed, she clicked her finers and the three girls were all wearing pajama jumpsuits, keos in red, chichis in pink and dragons in green, "Howed they do that?" shippo asked, sango shrugged and shook her head. "Uhh, whats a sleepover?" sango asked, "Its where you stay up ALL night and watch cartoons and play games and drink coco and eat pizza and be stupid all together" chichi laughed as she ran around exitedly like a five year old.
"Whys it called a sleepover if you stay up all night?" shippo asked, "Enough with the questions people, LETS GET THIS PARTY ON" keo announced as she ran and jumped on inuyashas back pulling on his ears, "AHHH GET IT OFFA ME" he yelled running in circles. Kagome sat on the floor, weary of stress, as her butt collided with the ground she heard a yelp and jumped back up to see she had sat down on a small white dog and a smaller orange puppy, "OHHH MY BABYS" dragon cried as she ran over and picked up the two animals, "Shame on you kagome, shame" she growled, "Aww who are these cuties?" sango glomped as she scratched the orange puppys head, "This is inuyasha and that is shippo, one of inuyashas sons" chichi pointed to the dog then the pup, everyone stopped what they were doing and stared at the puppys, then at inuyasha and shippo, then back at the puppys, then at chichi.
"OHH and here come sesshomarou with kagome" the little girl pointed to the door where a silver dog waltsed in followed by a black puppy, everyone stared even more blankly.
"Umm to explain, Me and keo had dogs, mine is called inuyasha and keos is called sesshomarou and well it turns out inuyasha was a girl and had a bunch of puppys which we gave to chichi who named them after the rest of you guys"
Dragon explained as she picked up the small black puppy and put down the white one, the one named inuyasha plodded over to the oone named sesshomarou and they began to lick eachother.
Inuyasha (the real one) went pale while everyone else picked up a puppy which was named after them, "Kawii" sango smiled, "I know I am sango my dear" miroku grabbed for her butt but before he touched it he was ellectricuted and passed outr, "What just happend?" sango asked, "Anti hentai taser" chichi grinned as she held up the device.
"LETS PLAY TRUTH OR DARE" keo shouted as she reached into chichis hand bag and pulled out a pie, which she through in mirokus uncontious face, "NUUUU THE PIIIEEE"
chichi cried dramaticly. Dragon clicked her fingers and the whole group sat in a circle and the hentai monk awoke, "I WANNA GO FIRST MEE MEE MEE" keo squeeled as she pulled a giant illuminus flashing hat with 'THE BIRTHDAY GIRL" written on it from chichis bag and put it on her head (OHH I almost forgot, I have a magical handbag that contains a whole universe in it and can produce anything, keo has a headband that controlls all of time and space and dragon has a cow back pack that when you put batterys in it it turns into a giant demon cow which squerts people with milk and eats people and stuff :D). "Oww, why do I feel funny, and why is my face covered in pie?" miroku asked, "OHH AGAIN WITH THE QUESTIONS YA STUPID LECHER" keo snapped as she pressed her headband and miroku turned into a pink bunny.
"M miroku?" sango asked shockedly as she picked up the bunny, "What happened, why are you so big" miroku bunny asked. "RIGHT, INUYASHA TRUTH OR DARE?" keo asked hyperly, "Whats truth or dare?" the hanyou asked not taking his eyes off the bunny, "JUST PICK ONE" keo screemed her eyes on fire, "fine then truth" he grumbled, "urgg, the wimpy answer, FINE THEN, tell us exactly whats goin o in your head right now?" the girl sighed as she held down her gem on her headband,
involianterily inuyasha began to tell her, "Im thinkin that miroku is adorable as a bunny and I love bunnys and I alsoi think I can see kagomes uderwear" he said wide eyed going verry red faced, kagome went scarlet with anger, "SIT BOY SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT BOY SIIIIT" she screemed as the hanyou crashed thropugh the weak wooden floorboards and fell into an old womans lap, "Ohh hello deary, are you one of keos friends, would you like some cookies and milk, my my you look strong, whats with your clothes?
"You have such pritty hair? what conditioner do you use? my keo has such pritty little girly friends" the old woman said really realy fast, "GIRLY!" inuyasha snapped as he jumped up angrly, "UHH YES GRANNY, WE WOULD LOVE SOME COOKIES, ALL US GIRLS, THERES NO BOYS UP HERE, NONE AT ALL, JUST US GIRLS, YUP" keo shpouted nervously as she used her headband to make inuyasha float back through the hole and fixed the floor boareds. "WHAT THE..." inuyasha began to shout before keo stuck her hand in his mouth, "
Grammy wont let me have boys round for sleepovers so shhh" she hissed as she pressed her gem and inuyashas mouth turned into a zip which she shut. "OHHH your soo kawii"
sango glomped as she hugged miroku bunny forgeting that it was miroku, "Ya know, I like bein a bunny" he nodded suggestively. "SHIPPO TRUTH OR DARE" chichi asked exitedly to the kitsune, "umm judging by what happened to inuyasha, I think i'll go with this dare thingy" the fox answered nervously, "I DARE YOU TO BE MY TEDDY BEAR FOR AAAALLLL TONIGHT" the little girl squeeled as she grabbed the kitsune and hugged him close to her chest, "Hey wheres kirara anyway?"
sango asked randomly seeing that her kitty was not around, (back in fuedal japan) "Mew?" kirara asked as she looked around for her friends in big form, "Hey baby, wanna get some hot sause smoothies" the dragon from earlyer asked, "Mew mew" kirara nodded as they skipped into the sun set togeher. (Back in our world)
"I... DONT... WANNA...BE...A...TEDDY...BEAR" sippo squeeked as he was swung around violently by his tail. "Truth or dare keo?" dragon asked calmly, "Dare"
keo answered, "I dare you to bring seshy here and super glue his and inuyashas hands together so it looks like they is gay, then zip sesshys mouth shut too"
dragon answered randomly, keo smiled mischeviously and sesshy appered attched to inuyasha with a zip mouth looking shocked and a little sick, "vortex sickness"
chichi assured, "NUUUUUUU SESSHY, YOU CANT BE GAAAAY, YOU MUST BE MIIINE" keo cried dramaticly as she fell to the ground. "Ohh no, NINE OCLOCK" chichi squeeked as she squeezed shippo so hard he passed out,
"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" dragon cried as she grabbed inuyashas leg for dear life, "I LOVE YOU SESSHY, REMEMBER MEEE" keo sobbed into sesshomarous leg (who btw had no ide what was happening) "What happens at none o clock?" miroku bunny asked, suddenly the door broke down and keos granny burst in with a chain saw and flamey eyes, "TIME FOR BED" she yelled manicly, suddenly for everyone life went black.
"Uhhhg my head" kagome groaned as she woke up, "Oh it was all just a horrible nightmare" she smiled sitting up in the forrest floor she knew so well,
"WAAAAA HELP MEEEE" pink miroku bunny screemed as he hopped away from shippo who by natural instinct wanted to chase him, "oooor mabey not" she sighed passing back out.