Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight ¬¬ Or do I?... Nope I don't :(
A/N: The first four characters listed below are OC Most of this wont make sense but I wrote it as soon as I woke up from a dream last night ;) tell me if you cant understand most of it.
(The Cullen's house: Kurt, Jam (don't ask), Tom, Bart, Edward, Bella, Emmett, Rosalie, Alice, Jasper, Carlisle and Esme)
It was a normal day (or what you could call normal) at the Cullen house.
Jasper was sitting alone in the corner having a strop because Carlisle refused to let him buy a kitten
-Flash Back-
"No Jasper, remember what happened when I let you keep that racoon?" He had said
"But Carlisle this time its different" Jasper whined, he seams' to do that a lot.
"Jasper you said that last time" Carlisle Sighed. "Just do as you're told, Okay?"
-End of flashback-
Rosalie was looking at herself in the mirror.
"Who's the prettiest of them all? I AM," she was saying to herself over and over.
Edward was sitting at the Piano with Bella playing her, her lullaby.
Esme was doing 'Esme things' in other words some pointless activity like baking to bide her time.
Emmett was playing Mario Kart on the wii.
Alice was trying on all her clothes… again
And Carlisle was in his office doing paperwork, when the door bell rang.
Esme answered the door with her fresh pie so she could offer some for the strangers.
"Why hello there" she sang "would you like some pie?"
The 4 boys at the door looked up afraid and mesmerised by the woman's beauty.
The tall one with the scruffy hair who was named Kurt managed to get out a 'No thanks, I'm not aloud food from strangers, and we need to sell our cookies."
Esme started to cry dry tears "you don't like my pie"
Rosalie walked to the door to see what was wrong with Esme when she saw the smallest one who was called Tom.
"OHMIGODYOURGORGEOUSEI'MGONNAKEEPYOUASMYOWN"she started to shout and then she picked him up
"EMMETT WE HAVE A CHILD" Rose screamed.
Emmett walked out the room
"What the freak…" he stared at Bart the skinny one
"YOU KILLED CHARLIE THE UNICORN"
Bella ran to Emmet "Ch...Ch...Charlie the unicorns Dead?" she coughed out.
She turned to Bart
"Emmett how do you know it's him?"
Emmett held up a photograph taken several months back they looked the same
"He has to die" Bella said
Bart started to shake.
"But...But...But my hair was long I only got it cut last month it used to be long" he started to cry.
"No excuses"
Emmett lunged at Bart "DIE UNICORN KILLER DIE"
Jam who was stood next to Bart's limp drained dead body started to scream
"Nooooo how will I go on without my beloved Bart, who else will I listen to gay bar with?"
"Well I could always kill you as well" Emmett offered.
Jam pulled a needle out of his pocket.
"No I will inject you with a rare disease first to avenge my beloved's death"
Emmett started to laugh
"It's like Déjà va all over again, hey Bella."
Jam ran at Emmett with the needle and attempted to plunge it through Emmett's skin but the needle just snapped.
Jam sighed
"Just kill me now, okay?" Jam said miserably.
"Wait I have a better idea"
Emmett put a pair of cat ears on Jam and gave him to Jasper
"There ya go Jazz I got you a kitten"
Jam turned to look at Emmett
"I'm not a kitte... oh what the use it's not worth it. Meow"
Jasper started to squeal
"Yay a kitten" he grabbed Jam and took him away.
"I think I'll call you princess" he giggled.
Rosalie suddenly appeared with Tom who was in a pink dress
"Isn't he gorgeous," Tom looked up at Rose petrified. She then ran off to Carlisle
"Let's go see your granddad" she cooed
Alice ran down the stairs "I can't see the future. Tell those Damn wolves to get out"
She screeched
Kurt who was left in the doorway looked at Alice.
"Wolves?"
Kurt Started to tremble
"Ahh what's happening to me" he then phased. His clothes messing up there perfect drive way. Startled by his sudden change, he then phased back just as Mike was driving towards the Cullen house. Kurt looked at Mike and they fell in love. Kurt had imprinted. And so they embraced each other in there arms and ran off into the sunset.
Edward stood at the door scarred for life from seeing Kurt naked.
"I think I should start going to therapy."
