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CAMP-HALF BLOOD CHATROOM

Ihealalot has started a chat titled "Stupid Freaking Rash!"

Phoebe: Omg! That rash that started in the Aphrodite cabin is traveling all over! Us Apollo kids are stuck with healing ALL the itchy people…that's like 20 demigods.

Apollo: Yeah. I read about that on that Gossip-Central website. Well done, Daughter!

Thalia: YOU READ CAMP HALF BLOOD GOSSIP CENTRAL?

Annabeth: Will you quit typing in all caps?

Ellia: I hate having to be around sick people. Why the Apollo kids?

Phoebe: I feel ya!

Percy: Is the rash really that bad?

Christy: Heck YEAH!

Silena: Of course, dimwit!

Ellia: Duty calls, guys! Nico just caught it.

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Percy: I'm wondering, what happens when you get it? It cant be THAT bad, right?

Annabeth: Dude, you get huge welts the size of Arkansas, it hurts, itches, and stings, and they make you look like a tomato!

Thalia: I haven't got it, but I think it's pretty bad.

Percy: Do you have any idea of how it started?

Phoebe: We're not really sure, but Silena said someone left a bunch of tainted beauty products. Maybe you could help find out who did it!

Percy: Ya…sure. We'll beat him to pulp.

Thalia: How do you know it's a guy?

Percy: I don't. Anyway, what if the person did it on accident? Like they didn't know the spa things were poisoned.

Apollo: I doubt it was an accident... but I feel a haiku coming…

Phoebe: Dad! No thanks!

Apollo:

Itchy rash in camp

Making the campers go nuts

My kids are curing

Bye. Got work.

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Nico: Aww man! This sucks! I hate it!

Silena: I'm dying!

Christy: Same here!

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Angeline: Chiron says I've scratched my skin off :(

Angeline: I have to have some special salve

Katie: I look ugly.

Stella: I look repulsive

Percy: I did it.

Annabeth: You grew a brain? lol

Percy: I mailed Circe to send the Aphrodite cabin some stuff. I DIDN'T MEAN TO CAUSE A RASH :(

Silena: ?

Thalia: I don't get it.

Annabeth: Wait…what?

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Thalia: HE SIGNED OUT! THE CULPRIT SIGNED OUT!

Annabeth: You're typing in all caps.

Phoebe: He's not gone. He's in the cabin across from you.

Nico: Five bucks to bet he ran out of his cabin and to the lake? I'm going in. Actually, I can't. I have the rash:(

Annabeth: Same here. Can't go :/

Thalia: Fine! I'll go!

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Silena: Maybe he's joking. April Fools', you know.

Katie: Sil, it's November 22.

Silena: Oh

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"Stupid Freaking Rash!" has been closed.