Warning: Naruto gets mouthy in this chapter.

Should have a much longer chapter up tonight.


"There are a few rules for staying here," Sasuke sighed, as Naruto and Sai shuffled inside, "And in order for you to stay here, you'll have to follow them..."

"Rules?" Naruto furrowed his brow a little.

"Yes. Rules," Sakura interrupted, "Like, that there will be no alchohol on these grounds."

"What the fuck? Are you serious?" Naruto's voice rose a little in irritation of what he realized his teammates were doing, "I'm not going to do that, Sakura... I'll just go back home."

"Except that you can't," Sai looked nervously between Sakura and Sasuke, "Tsunade has approved the order that you are to live here until further notice..."

"What the fuck?!" Naruto seethed, fists clenched at his sides. He had never felt so angry before. He was used to being tricked, and lied to, but it was the principle of the thing. The fact that he had let himself open, and now they were taking what he needed to survive away from him, "I can't believe you guys!"

"It's for your own good, Naruto," Sakura replied firmly, "We're doing this to help you, not hurt you."

"What the fuck ever, Sakura!" his voice was almost a growl, but as Naruto glared at the three, he realized how adament they were. There was no way he was getting out of this one. It would either be living with his teammates under their rules, or something considerably worse for him, "Fine... I won't drink..."

"Or smoke pot," Sasuke responded emotionlessly, hands on his hips.

"...or...smoke..." Naruto whispered angrily.

"What? I can't hear you, Naruto," The bastard must have been enjoying this more than Naruto thought.

"Fucking- I won't smoke, you fucking jackass," Naruto growled out through his teeth, glaring heavily at his seemingly apathetic teammate.

"Good..." Sakura sighed, "Thank you, Naruto for agreeing to our terms."

"Whatever... Sadists..."

Sasuke sighed and picked up his own bag that he had originally packed for Naruto's house. He was getting a headache from all the yelling, "Come on... I'll show you all to your rooms..."

He led them through the hall and into another, much longer one. It was bare other than the dark blue carpet laying across the expanse of the floor, and the walls were painted a lighter shade of the same color. Doors stood four or five feet from each other on both sides, each one was painted either red, blue, or left white in a pattern. At least ten rooms lined the hallway, each hiding behind one of the colored doors.

"The red doors are off-limits... Blue are guest bedrooms, and white are bathrooms," Sasuke explained, while walking down to the end of the hall. He opened the farthest blue door in the hall, and turned to face his guests, "Naruto... This is your room."

"Do we not get to pick?" Sai raised an eyebrow in curiosity and asked in a tone that expressed both entertainment and superiority.

"Naruto doesn't," Sasuke glared and pointed to the red door across the hall, "I want his room across from mine until we can trust him."

"You can trust me!" Naruto interjected.

"No. We can't," Sasuke glared harder at the blonde, "I don't trust you to abide by my rules, and until you prove to me otherwise, I will continue to not trust you."

"Bastard!" Sasuke really knew him entirely to well.

Sasuke sighed and gave Sakura pointed look, "You and Sai can pick your own rooms out of the other blue doors... Go ahead and get all of your things put up... I'm going to start dinner. You can come help me if you'd like afterwards. I'm sure the other two won't be any help at all."

"Hey!" Sai huffed, "I can cook!"

"Then you can help, too. I don't really care," Sasuke rolled his eyes. Sai was an odd person, "Just get settled and come find me when you're done. Go back to the main hall, and go through the back door. You'll be out in the courtyard, and just walk straight across. The kitchen and dining area is in that building."