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I stood there, face to face with that thing I saw in my dream... Everything was identical except the one in my dream was wearing a kit of some sorts. I began palpitating, sweating and shaking... 'This can't be real, it can't!' I shouted in my head. Not knowing what to do, I slammed the door shut, locked it and sat on the floor, leaning on the door with my head in my hands.
Just outside his house... (Rainbow Dash POV)
"Bradley, Bradley!" Little Strongheart called out, knocking on the door repeatedly. With no reply. Was it my fault? Did I scare that guy? There was nothing wrong with him... He just went wide eyed and slammed the door shut.
"Um, Stongheart? I don't think that's gonna work..." I told her, she passed a glance and me and looked down to the desert floor, sighing.
"He was real nice, too." She started, "What did we do wrong?"
To be honest I had no clue myself, "Uh, I don't really know. Maybe it was me?"
Little Strongheart suddenly brightened up a tad, "Hey, yeah! Maybe I just need to introduce you! He will warm up to you, don't worry." A gained a small smile, I like making new friends.
"I hope so." I reply to her.
Bradley POV
Why wont they just go away? I don't want to see that thing near me! Wait... Why am I overreacting? To be fair it looked adorable, with it's big eyes and such. Perhaps i'm just a poof. Either way, I'm keeping my eye on it, whether Little Strongheart likes it or not.
"Come on Bradley, come out! Please!" I hear Little Strongheart repeat. I sigh deeply and get up. Not being one to open up too quickly, I grab the antique shotgun and unlock the door. And I open it.
There it was, the rainbow haired thing I saw in my dreams, I think it was female. Exactly the same, but she had a... Smile? Well now she looks even more adorable, but I hold it in like a man.
"Look," I spit, not opening up in anyway whatsoever, "I don't know what you are, or what you want, but I don't want you here, got that?" I tell her, pointing the barrel of the shotgun at her. Little Strongheart looks horrified. Oh yeah, she knows what it is... Shit...
"No! Don't shoot Bradley!" She exclaims to me, I pass a glance in her direction. Yep, she is scared. So does the rainbow thing, but she is doing a good job of hiding it. Good on her.
"W-What is that? What did I do wrong?" The rainbow thing asks me. My mind has a discussion with itself.
'Come on Brad, look at her! You can't shoot something so innocent!'
Why not? For all I know she could be pretending, then kill me when I am not looking!
'You are twice the size of her, if anything, you could kill her. In a single punch...'
Oh you, stop stroking my ego. *Ahem* Anyway, as adorable as she is, I ain't trusting her.
'So you wont shoot her?'
Nope. But I am not enjoying her company.
'You miserable bastard.'
Yep.
After my incredibly intelligent discussion between my left and right side of my brain, I lower my shotgun to my waist but keep my stern glare on her. She loosens a tad, and stands straight again.
Strongheart looks happy again, "Oh thank heavens you put the shotgun down! I was about to tell her to run..."
The rainbow creature looks confused now, "What is that thing? It looks like a pipe." A pipe? I didn't know they had pot here... Wait, oh! The drain pipe sort of pipe... Sometimes I am a right idiot...
"Um," I begin, "It's a shotgun, like Strongheart said. It fires large clumps of shrapnel at many miles a second. If I was to shoot, you would have no head." I mentally cringe at the thought, imagine how much cleaning liquid I would need!
Her eyes widen at the thought, "Oh..." She mutters. Aww! So adorable.
I smile at her, "I wont shoot though, to be fair you haven't done anything wrong... Yet." I say the last part a lot more quieter.
She smiles back, "Well i'm happy that's out of the way," She holds out her appendage, I still have no idea what she is, "I'm Rainbow Dash, future Wonderbolt and fastest flier in Equestria!" Wait... Equestria? Equestria... Equestrian... Equine! She's a horse of some sort!
"Well Rainbow Dash," I awkwardly grasp what appears to be her hoof, "I am Bradley Weiss, first choice goalkeeper for England Under 18's." I tell her, she looks entruiged.
"What's a goalkeeper? And what the hay is England?" She inquires. I smile at her version of profanities.
"Well," I begin, "A goalkeeper is the main shot stopping player in football. And I guess you don't know what football is so i'll explain that later. England is a constituent country that resides in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. I was in the United States of America, which too is a country and calls football 'soccer', but something caused me to zap over here..." I explain to her, strangely not stuttering once.
She took her time taking it all in, "So I guess football is a sport? It sounds fun!" She exclaims a little too excitedly to be real. I mean, come on. Who gets that excited over a named sport? Anyway, I gave Strongheart a pat on the head and thanked her for bringing her round.
"Oh," She blushes at the praise, "It was nothing... She was nice enough to come here all the way from Ponyville."
"Ponyville?" I question, "Sounds a tad generic, considering you are an Equine and all."
She impossibly shrugs, "True, but nopony minds." Wait, noPONY? She means no ONE, right? Whatever... Suddenly Rainbow Dash brightens up, "Hey, do you wanna come to Ponyville with me? It isn't too far away!" She suggests.
"I dunno..." I tell her, "I can see miles out from my upstairs window and all I see is desert plains."
"I promise it isn't far away! Here," She turns away from me, "Hop on my back, I can fly you there!"
I look at her as if she had three heads, "Um, Rainbow Dash, I am twice the size of you, how on Earth are you gonna carry me?"
She looks at me like i'm stupid, "I am sure I can your weight, you look pretty light."
"Well..." I say awkwardly, "...I guess..." I position myself over her back and she tries to fly off, but no avail, I am too heavy.
"Darn," She says, panting, "You really are heavy, aren't you?"
I look rather smug at this point, "Told you."
Suddenly an immense light surrounds me, I get off Rainbow and look around myself, panicking. "What the fuck? What's going on?!"
Little Strongheart looks scared, "I-I don't know!"
Suddenly I feel weightless, and I black out.
How many times has he blacked out? Seriously, I need to stop doing that... Anyway, PLEASE review. :D
