+(tyranitar, excadrill, aegislash and garchomp are driiviing home from getting da yummy supplies for gyarados. they are in a hurry!)
Excadrill said can the van go any slower?
Aegislash said i knew we should have taken da shadow car!
Garchomp said yar har ar everyone loves the van
Tyranitar burped and said yeah, be more greatful with what ue got!
Excadrill said but gayrados will yell at us fro bin l8 agaiN!
Aegislash said IM GOING TO BLAME IT ON GARCHOMP!
Tyranitar said O RLY!
Garchomp said we could say taht we had a pirate enemy sword fight with the evil twin!
Aegislash said FOOL! that would go down too quickly as i would win!
Garchomp said yar har har, that's the sailor's way!
Excadrill said gyarados wont believe that we won so easily though!
Aegislash said gyarados will never know true strength!
Gyarados said but he's the cap'n
Aegislash said BEING captainneedsthewash is muffin to proud of!
Tyranitar said where?
Aegislash said THERE ARE NO MUFFINS POOPYMAN!
Tyranitar said (laugh now)
Excadrill said we need to change the subject.
Tyranitar said the yellow road to texas...
Aegislash said SHUT UP YOU FEEBLED SPACEMAN AND PLAY LINKIN PARK INSTEAD!
Garchomp said yar har har, playin in da park?
Excadrill said i can see a stalled car up ahead!
Tyranitar said let's overtake bake make it!
Garchomp said GIVE EM A SHIT ACROSS THE BOWS!
(the car in question pulls out)
Garchomp said ABANDON SHIP!
Excadrill said STOOOOOOOP!
Tyranitar said i can't crash, i don;t have insurance!
(they dump bump into the car)
Excadrill said IDIOT! now we have to pay for thr damage!
Aegislash said I want gyarados to pay for it.
Excadrill said we has to hold oru breathe to get the van unclamped!
(A Honchkrow and a Lycanroc Night appear to the van)
Honchkrow said did you do this?
Garchomp said blown the man down, no we didn't
Lycanroc said then who did?
Aegislash said the car who did was using dark forces to turn invisivle!
Garchomp said yar har har, the van can't turn invisisble though!
Honchkrow said you're coming with us! you shall do every word we say!
Excadrill said or what?
(Lycanroc aims a blaster stick at the group!)
Aegislash said I SHALL CHALLENGE YOUT TO A BLASTER STICK DUEL!
Honchkrow said i wouldn't, this blaster stick holds 999 ammo.
Tyranitar said can i have one?
Lycanroc said if you ask nicely to the boss, then maybe.
Tyranitar said OOOOOH, i dont want to use manners!
Garchomp said IS THER BAEF!?
Honchkrow said shut up and follow us to the dinge dungeons!
Lycanroc said i'll drive, you ride shotgun incase they try to escape
TYranitar said Fine, let's go.
Excadrill said gyarados, will be fucking pissed
(they drive to da dinge dungeons)
(at the dinge dungeins, the group are very curious)
Tyranitar said are we settling things over a meal?
Excadrill said i hoope we dont hav to pay 4 it
Tyranitar said FOUR!
Honchkrow said STAY HERE until we say you can come in.
(Honchkrow and Lycanroc leave to greet a car coming into the drive. out of the car emerages an orange tyranitar, they walk into the dinge dungeons)
Incineroar said gooday sirs
Lycanroc said we'll be ordering something soon. keep all hands on deck.
(honchkrow, lycnroc and the orange tyranitar enter the basement. the tyranitar doesnt look amused)
Honchkrow said what's up mafia don double? you look fucking pissed?
Mafia Don Double said mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble rice krispies!
Lycanroc said yes sir
Mafia Don Double said mumble mumble seventeeno, what is that faaggot van in driveway about (fartz)
Honchkrow said this van contained a group of four people who bumped our merc.
Mafia Don Double said and why are you mumblemumblemumble bringing them here?
Lycanroc said well, we wanted them...
Mafia Don DOuble said MUMBMLE MUBMBELE MUMBLE! i was talking to seventeeno,not yoy salvatore!
Honchkrow said we want them to pay for the damages!
Mafia Don Double said YOU WORK FOR ME MUMBLE MUMBLE SEVENTEENO! pay for yourself!
Honchkrow said people, especiallt tthese brats will start waalking all over us if they think they can wreck our expensive items.
Mafia Don Double said mumble mumble mumble mumble i just want them out of my sight!
Lycanroc said we wont get you involved, honest don!
Mafia Don Double said you may both leave (fartz)
(Lycanroc and Seventeeno arrive back at the drive)
Lycanroc said come! HURRY UP!
Garchomp said yo ho ho, i want a big baef pie!
Aegislash said i want a shadow burger!
Honchkrow said we didn;t say you could talk!
Aegislash said hmph!
(They re-enter the dinge dungeons!
Incineroar said what can i get you?
Honchkrow said what do you all want?
Garchomp said yar har har a big baef pie
Excadrill said who is paying for it?
Lycanroc said we didn't ask you to ask us questions!
Tyranitar said a steak and kiddy pie!
Aegislash said i want shadow burger!
Excadrill said A veggie pie!
Tyranitar said gross!
Incineroar said anything for you?
Honchkrow said not hungry!
Lycanroc said a steak and kiddy slice!
Incineroar said coming right up, free of charge!
Honchkrow said NO! this is their trea...
Tyranitar said free of charge? now gyarados could learn a thing or two about that.
Honchkrow said ...yeah...free of charge!
Incineroar said ben will come in a minute.
Lycanroc said im so sorry for acting so hasty boys, we shall find you a seat.
Tyranitar said you seem to be the nicer one out of the two
Excadrill said that honchkrow is a big meanie!
Tyranitar said he isn't even not fun enough to not order not nothing.
(they sit at the table, honchkrow arrives with the meal boxes.)
Honchkrow said better than scallywags across the board
Lycanroc said enjoy
(the two raise their glasses.)
Tyranitar said sweat! let's eat
Tyranitar said sorry about the merc
Lycanroc said plenty more where that came from
Tyranitar said oh, pkay.
Honchkrow said we would like you to meet with our boss
Lycanroc said our boss is a busy man, thankfully he has enough time to meet you
Garchomp said yar har har, where is he?
Tyranitar said maybe he owns the place
Honchkrow said (lowers voice) in da basement!
Excadrill said cool! ive never been in da dinge dungeons basement bafriore!
Garchomp said yo ho ho, this baef pie is really scrummy!
Aegislash said while i prefer shadow juice, better than scallywag hits the fucking spot!
Lycanroc said now you're satisfied, we shall meet the boss
Honchkrow said i'd suggest your best behaviour, he is very strict
Aegislash said i don't take orders from anyone who isnt myelf!
Honchkrow said our boss relishes in loyalty, treatury breaks his heart
Tyranitar said im loyal!
Excadrill said ya, a sex doll
Tyranitar said (laugh now)
Garchomp said yar har har, that's the sailor's way!
Lycanroc said stay here, we'll inform the boss of your presents!
Aegislash and Tyranitar said You mean there are presentz ere?
Excadrill said NO!
(Lycanroc and Honchkrow enter the basement, the mafia don double is sleeping)
Honchkrow said BOSS, wake up!
Mafia Don Double said (attempting to strangle 17no) mumbl mumble mumble seventino, WHY DID YOU WAKE ME YOU FAGGOT!? I DONT LIKE WAKING UP!
Lycanroc said these guests...
Mafia Don Double said mumble mumble i wasn't asking you salvatory
Honchkrow said these guests could be of interest to you...they know basil gyarados
Mafia Don Double said let them enter!
Lycanroc said enter!
(they enter the mafia don double's room, he looks shocked to see them!)
Aegislash said another tyranitar! a dark doppleganger!?
Mafia Don DOuble said mumble mumble, my name is the mafia don double, mumble mumble you have said hello to my little friends salvatory and seventeeno here!
GarchomP said yo ho ho, hello litte friends!
Aegislash said idiot we have already met these two playing pieces in this miserable chess game we calll life!
Mafia Don DOuble said mumble mumble mumble rice krispies! our business is a mafia, operating the bottom of the mumble mumble dinge dungeons. we are te most powerful popl in tall key
Honchkrow said shall we take our leave?
Mafia Don Double said yes, this mumble mumble matter is between us!
Garchomp said yar har har let's all have a harty bowl of rice krispies
Mafia Don Double said mumble mumble good idea!but that is not why we're here. i have ben told that you know gyarados, basil, gyarados.
Aegislash said captainneedsthewash, a feebled pub runner who woont let me have shadow juice on the cheap!
Mafia Don DOuble said mumble mumble, i thought as much. i prefer for the evil twin myself. mumble mumble mumble, though me and evil have had only recently rekindled r friendship (fartz).
Excadrill said no one likes the evil twin.
Tyranitar said MATS! i knew this was too good to be true!
Garchomp said blow the man down, they gave us 3 food
Tyranitar said (holds a mug of duff) good pint!
Excadrill said what do you want from us? the formula?
Mafia Don DOuble said mumble mumble mumble, that formula could be ours instantly. we just need to declare another civil mumble mumlbe war and win in an instant.
Excadrill said what makes you so sure?
Mafia Don Double said mumble mumble mumble, we destroyed the universes of every other sitcom.
Tyranitar said what are we going to doooooooooooooooooooooooo (wets himself agasin)
Aegislash said you smells of pooey pandcakes!
Garchomp said I CHALLENGE YOU TO A PIRATE ENEMY SWORD FIGHT!
Mafia Done DOuble said mumble i dont have a sword
Aegislash said neither does the feebled fuckadeer. he just says sword fight because he is smelly
Garchomp said blow the man down, guess i win!
Aegislash said HA! you make yourself out to be a cool mafia don, yet you lose to a shadowless being such as garchomp!
(The Mafia Don Double teleportz up to the beef guy and punches him iin deez nutz)
Garchomp said yo ho ho, im really reallly hurt!
Tyranitar said who are you?
Mafia Don Double said mumble mumble, now you know of our strength. now listen to us and do as we say
Excadrill said fine...
Tyranitar said can we get home soon, gyarados will tell us off!
Mafia Don Double said mumble mumble, i fought alongside gyarados in the pub mumble mumble war. not long afterwards i kept gyarados possession of something important. something important i could have sold at da market.
mumble mumble gyarados was greddy, he kept this treasure for himself. i went to mumble muumble evil twin as revenj. mumble mumble although me and evil broke up after mumble i was in a position where i couldnt
compensate him for a failure in scheme i proposed to get gyarados put in prison.
Gyarados said PWISON!
Mafia Don Double said mumbmle mumble eventually i repayed his dept and we continued doing mumble mumble business togeter1!
Excadrill said what do you want from us though?
Aegislash said if you dont tell us, youll get pinched by the power of my shadow fingers
Mafia Don Double said mumble mublmnble, we want gayrados to hand the mumbl mubmle trwausew to us
Tyranitar said or else what?
Garchomp said um he didnt say or else yet
Aegislash said bullying gyarados could be fun!
Excadrill said gyarados as has always been so kind and awesome to us
Garchomp said he is the cap'n!
Tyranitar said weel always prove our loyatlty to the pub
Excadrill said if we do, gyarados might give me 3 dinks!
Mafia Don Double said nmumble mumble if the limey doesnt cimpprendend computer, we will annoucne anoter civil war on him. we will make you an offer you can't refuse.
Garchomp said yar har har, civil salamence
Tyranitar said weeluse the power of teamwork to beet u!
Tyranitar said git gud mate!
Mafia Don Double said mumble seventeeno, salvatory, you may let them go. give them a mumble lift.
Tyranitar said dont worry, we have the van!
Honchkrow said we're holding it a ransome, until gyarados gives us da treasure
Garchomp said yo ho ho, we could sail to different places on the enchanted maps
Tyranitar said but everyone loves th...
Excadrill said i don;t
Aegislash said no one likes the fucking van, its not in the void but right now, its in the next best place!
Lycanroc said come, and stay silent
Honchkrow said and we've child locked the car so you cant touch anything. youve damged it already!
Garchomp said yo ho ho we get to ride the merc
Tyranitar said I WANT TO DRIVE IT AND BEEP DA HOORN!
(at the innocent pub, lycanroc and 17no leave them and dont say goodbye!)
Honchkrow said we expect at the dinge dungeons by 11 tomorrow!
(they leave)
Tyranitar said IM HUNGRY!
Aegislash said we must feel gyarados' wrath. if he doesnt listen, he will go to prison!
Gyarados said PWISON!
(they enter the pub, gyarados is aiming a blaster stick at them. OH NO!)
Tyranitar said gyarados, we can explain!
Excadrill said your obese tyranitar
Tyranitar said (laugh now)
Gyarados said you should have been back two hours ago. where is the stock!?
Aegislash said the van has been kidnapped by a foolish mafia. they claim that they want a shadow artifact from you
Gyarados said a what?
Salamence said must mean rare piece of merchanie
Garchomp said PRECIOUS BOOTY!
Gyarados said you dont meen THE mafia?
Tyranitar said ran bu the mafia on double!
Excadrill said he likes ric krispies and farting
Gyarados said ill drop all innocent charges against you. we must discuss this matter. salamence, you stay here and run the pub for a bit
Salamence said YES SIR!
(in the pub garden
Aegislash said i dont like rice krispies very much, i prefer shadow corn flakesS
Excadrill said you just want to jerk off to the corn flakes hen
Aegislash said fool! the corn flakes hen is hot! hotter than any of your feebled carrots you shove up your stinky bumhole
Tyranitar said do carrots make you fart in the dark said?
Excadrill said cum rain or shine, tyrnitar will fart yay!
Tyranitar said (laugh now)
Pickle Gyarados said stop talking about the cerial mascots and telll about the mafia
Tyranitar said he claime hat he was working with for the evil twin and he could declare another civil war unless you didnt hand over the treaure
Garchomp said buried seamen?
Gyarados said the evil twin and bisharp both have steaks in da mafia. evil wants to use the mafia against me, and bisharp wants to use them against those who resisit eviction.
Tyranitar said does that mean bisharp would have used the mafia if we resisted eviction.
Tyranitar said steak adn kiddy pie?
Excadrill said ur fat
Tyranitar said (laugh now)
Aegislash said greedybutts, you already had a light steak pie at da dungeons
Tyranitar said (laugh now)
Gyarados said no! the mafia becaame powerful not long after you started working for me.
Tyranitar said what is the treasure which the evil mafia is trying to get from you?
Gyarados said it's a very long story. me and the mafia don double discovered it not long after the civil war. i promised him steak when we discovered it. however, the mafia don double shared his future business plans with me.
i coudnt take them. they were too evil. i refused to do business with him/
Excadrill said but he said that he would have sold it at da market
Garchomp said we could give it to salakemcen. he knows how to make some pecious gold
Gyarados said it's not as simple as that. like salamence and what you lot try to be, the mafia don double sell junk!
Tyranitar said we were twice the junk dealers salamence is
Gyarados said hence why you lost your van and stuck with me
Tyranitar said i had a dream where salamence died and i turned the pub into a cheese shop. it was glorious
Gyarados said that's horrible! i would rather go to prison than have you run my pub
Tyranitar said please can I turn the pub into a cheese shop?
Gyarados said NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOucan't
Tyranitar said (laugh now)
Gyarados said though the mafia don double always wanted to run a mafia. he is evil. wefell out and he turned to the evil twin
Excadrill said what was which was so important?
Gyarados said to tell you the truth...
...the oil was neevr a lie!
Aegislash said THEN WHAT WAS THEY FOOLISH OLIVE LIQUIS YOU GAVE US!?
Gyarados said you lot were getiing annoying in bribibibibibibibibbibing me to give you 3 dinks. so i played a trick on you.
Garchomp said yo ho ho, you have to have ur beerz on da expensiv
Gyarados said the real oil was in betty this whole time
Tyranitar said so that's why your tail always looked so shiny when you got out of betty
Gyarados said this is some of the strongest and most valuable oil available. the mafia don double never found aany other way of finding it
Excadrill said what re we going to do with it? sell it at fa market for well ovr £2?
Gyarados said NOOOOOOOOOOOO! you're going to perform the same i trick i performed on you. you wil hand them olive oyal!
Aegislash said THATS A FUCKING PATHETIC AND SPINELESS IDEA! they will catch on and use the feebled twin to pwn you!
Gyarados said for all they would know, the oil was always olive oil. tthey would be too fucking stoopid to know the difference!
(they re-enter the pub)
Garchomp said bown hte man down, we lost the van
Excadrill said gyarados know sthat alreadys. hwo are we going to get yo to the dungeons?
Garchomp said NOT THE DUNGEONS!
Gyarados said youll be getting bus and thats da end of it
Salamence said you're not using da merc. youll probablt do a stinky poo in it
GarchomP said yar har har, we could scrub your cars poop deek
Gyarados said the only thing youll be scrubing is the pub tables' gum
Tyranitar said nates not fart, we had tryinf day. you should go to prison for your poor treeat ment towordz us
Gyarados said PWISON!
Excadrill said can we go to bed? we hve trying day ahhed of us
Aegislash said i want to have a midnight fight
Gyarados said after you trick the mafia, you'll be continuting with your duties at the pub as usual
Garchomp said yo ho ho, i want to do a doodee!
Tyranitar said this is why i the pub should turn into a chedder shop. the place would be fun and legal
Salamence said the pub turning into a chedder shop? what a stupid idea! sich an idea coming from a peasant isnt surprising!
Garchomp said yar har har, lets clean the gum of the tables
Excadrill said fine...lets clean the cum off the taables.
Gyarados said stop contantly saying what youll be doing. we heard the first time
Aegislash said i hoe gyarados got a rotten raddish from the tooth fairy
Gyarados said as a matter of fact, I GOT £2! now get on with your fucking work!
Aegislash said hmph!
THE ENXT NEXT FUCKING DAY
(the next fucking day, at the bus)
Salamence said none of you reveal that this is actually olive oil!
Gyarados said especially you tubby!
Tyranitar said (laugh now)
Excadrill said come on, let's leave this dump.
Gyarados said OI! it's MY dump!
Tyranitar said 1 + 1 = CHUGGEN!
(the bus enters, the bus driver is looking cross)
Bus Driver said FARE!
Excadrill said here, 10 coco cookies with shit centres!
Aegislash said i want to sit next to a wagon who will appreciate my darkness nature
Bus Driver said i think there should be all female busses where they get in for free
Excadrill said ya, so you can drive it into a dark alley and touch them up!
Excadrill said grB em by da pusy
Bus Driver said just sit down and stop talking to me.
Tyranitar said ...smelly
Bus Driver said pot calling kettle black. i wont say orange because the show has used marmolade jokes 69 times too many
Tyranitar said (laugh now)
Garchomp said i want a bus!
Bus Driver said the show all uses i want too much. the characters are terrible roles models
(he picks his nose and almost crashes into another car (psst it was bisharp's car))
(they arrive at da dinge dungeons)
Excadrill said thanks bus driver
Bus Driver said I hope i never have to see yyou again
Aegislash said i hope a seagull does a big fat stinky poo on your bus!
(the bus driver drives off crying) (aw)#
Tyranitar said who would give a dumb fat man control over a bus?
Excadrill said who would give a fat orange narcissist control over anything?
Aegislash said the mafia don double can't even destroy the WORLD properly!
Excadrill said fine, let's go into the dungeons
Garchomp said NOT THE DUNGEONS!
(in the dungeons) (NOT THE DUNGEONS)
Tyranitar said the basement sure looks dark
Incineroar said OI! ONLY AUTHORISED PERSONAL ARE ALLOWED IN BEER!
Honchkrow said fear not, they're with us! i see your brought the oil!
Garchomp said yar har har its in betty the barrel!
Aegislash said FOOL! Betty has a bow!
Honchkrow said the mafia don double is in his room. he will only meet you if you endure a series of cchallenges.
Tyranitar said but that might break the barrelw tiht eh oil in it
Excadrill said you just want to get out of doing exercise
Tyranitar said (laugh now)
Lycanroc said No ARGUING! COMPLETE THE CHALLENGES!
Excadrill said fine, lets go!
(tyranitar, excadrill, aegislash and garchomp get the oil through a number of obstacles in order to reach the evil twin, 17no and Lycanroc first throw a series of hats for them to dodge, followed by a round of golf balls.
they then have to traverse through a pool of dirty dirt n rockz, then a room covered in ciggarette smoke, and finally a series of blaster bullets.) (phew what a wild ride)
Tyranitar said thankfully we get through one done fun piece.
Excadrill said it was REALLY tough n rough though.
Aegislash said the blaster pellets had better have been the final trial! otherwise i will perform a dark counterattack on everyone who was mean to ME!
(they enter the mafia don double''s room, an old sight awaits them!)
Aegislash said MECHA FEEBLED TWIN! im going to kill you again! FOOOOOOOL!
Garchomp said yar har hr, pirate enemy sword fight! DRA YWER SWORDZ!
Mafia Don Double said mumble mumble i remember the fatefool day you became mumble million men!
(the mafia don double teleports in front of mecha evil twin!
Tyranitar said here is the barrel, dont cremate me!
Aegislash said i want to beat mecha evil twin to a pulP! HE SHOULD DIE for resisting my dark power!
Mafia Don Double said mumble mecha evil twin isnt active, he mumble is here as a keepsake!
Tyranitar said a keepsake for what? how evil you are?
Mafia Don Double said mumble, the mecha mumble broke when my power source had become mumble possible.
Tyranitar said im hungry, can I quick;y grab a steak and kiddy pie?
Garchomp said yo ho ho, get me a baeef sandwitch
Excadrill said what power source?
Mecha Mafia Don Double said your millions
Tyranitar said we earnt that millions, we should get it back.
Garchomp said blow the man down, there's no place like the puub!
Tyranitar said it's alrgitht for you, gyarados isnt as mean to you! we have to do a STUPID dance to keep alive during a fire!
Evil Twin said hmm, le hearty dance. zat iz so gyarados, not chan!
Bisharp said the mafia don double invited all steakholderz for tea AND to view you lot hand over the oil guvner!
Aegislash said ihope you get tummy ache from eating roar steak
Lycanroc said any silly tricks willbe documented!
Excadrill said this is terrible. all the baddies are here
Raichu said what aboutme?
Aegislash said you're the biggest tractor of them all! YOU FILMED A DOCUMENTARY WHERE I LOSt tHE POKER GAM!
Excadrill said she was just confused!
Evil Twin said raichu, vot iz ze meeanign of this croissant behaviour! u tawld me that ze filez gawt lost. i gave eveeerythin to you waifu. i zet you zeep inze zame bed as me!
Tyranitar said i bet evil twin wets the bed!
Evil Twin said CURSES!
Tyranitar said what made the millions so special 2 u?
Mafia Don DOuble said mumble,, once we could create a distraction for you to lose the millions, we could send a sewer rat to recalaim them and mumble become a mafia!
Alola Raticate burped and said could i have another burger?
Aegislash said FOOL! you made us loose the millions and live with captainneedz the wash!
Garchomp said yar har har gyarados is such a baefy capn
Mafia Don Double said mumble all the events of season 1 built up to me becoming mumble mumble mafia don!
Garchomp said blow the man down, the mafia don double was always meant to have the buried seamen!
Mafia Don DOuble said mumble, i learnt about the type of van you had and impersonated you for an extra mumble set of keas. i gave them to the evil twin. mumble tht was how he was able to steel the mumble vehicool.
Aegislash said I BET U HAVE NITZ?
Mafia Don DOuble said that mumble was to test your inteelligance! mumble mumble, i was also the one to give your mother the hat tyranitar!
Tyranitar said oh wow im so hungry
Mafia Don DOuble said mumble, i wanted to cut to the chase to see if you could sell junk and make mumble millions. i put the statues in the dinge dungeons mumble bin for garchomp to grab
Garchomp said salamence made a tidy profit from those statues. we had a salty sea party
Tyranitar said we should hae made the millions from the statues. shame the ones i had broke
Mafia Don Double said i didn't expect that to fail either mumble mumble. i put the golf set in the cupboard to see if you could perhaps mumble profit from a career in sport
Excadrill said shame, i rather liked playing golf as a million man
Tyranitar said i find sex a more interesting activity which involves shoving
Excadrill said ya, a sex doll
Tyranitar said (laugh now)
Mafia Don Double said i decided to mumble taake advantage of THAT FAGGOT GYARADOS' STINGINESS and try your intelligence again with the mumble oil. i poured the olive oil into the cellar to give the limey the idea to
trick you. to my mumble diasspapaiitnement, you never asked gyarados where the reel mumble oil was.
Tyranitar said can we go now? the real oil is here!
Excadrill said we should reclaim the millions!
Aegislash said i want to dinsintergrate mecha evil twin!
Tyranitar said yeah, but i dont want to listen to the mafia don double anymore
Mafia Don Double said mumble i next decided to see how you'd fare selling junk overseas. mumble scottish island, france or even your home in australia! i dumped the mumble cigs in the bin where garchomp found them on
the same day gyarados provided the voucherz! however, mumble you forget the cigz when you fell out the plane
Evil Twin said i remember le chan day. such bon memoriez
Garchomp said I MISS THE SEA!
Aegislash said i think you should spend ur final days in the shit factory!
Excadrill said but why did you make garchomp fall on da bananba reel feel peel when he fell off da eiffel tower!
Mafia Don DOuble said mumble, i wanted to see how you would fare trying to save your mumble friend. however, gyarados upsated mumble you again
Bisharp said could i stop you for a second guvnor
Mafia Don Double said mumble, what is it old friend?
Bisharp said they're not the austrealian ones zi m i am guvner!
Mafia Don DOuble said mumble rice krispies!
Tyranitar said looks like we have been outsmarting your smelly schemes!
Aegislash said call yourselve a mafia don? your a mafia dung!
Tyranitar said nice one aegislash!
Excadrill said wait a second, if you dumped the dsattues in da bin, why didnt you just seel them 4 urself!
Mafia DOn Double said mumble, we used to sell junk. however, we lost our licence after selling mumble my first drugs kits. mumble, that was when i relied on the evil twin and bisharp for backing. mumble, i claimed that if they
paid protection money, i would do good deeds for each mumble business and pay interest when i became a mafia doon
Garchomp said blow the man down, no junk deleaer can be as good as salamince
Excadrill said all salamence does is FUCKING CHEAT!
Tyranitar said if only we got r big brekky first, gyarados would love us
Excadrill said u said big brekky cause ur fat and love yummy food
Tyranitar said (laugh now)
Mafia Don Doon DOuble Ttrouble said mumble, i then wanted to prove your loyalty to the pub and remove evil's opponent. mumble, i thought that i could send scizor to get killed, get gyarados arrested, have evil steal the formula
and mumble you prove your loyalty and rescue gyarados from mumble prison
Gyarados said PWISON!
Garchomp said yar har har, we used r kindlee krew teamwork to get rid of da body
Mafia Don Double said mumble, however the faggot gyarados got himself out of the trouble. you were mumble useless when getting rid of the body, and evil and bisharp were fine mumble for wasting police time
GarchomP said but excadrill got the sticky icky glue, of course he was a useful shopmate
Evil said le mafia don amibogo was no longer in le position to pay for le fine money, NOT CHAN!
Bisharp said we were next told to win the lottery, using hydreigon as a laakcuy to give us the winning number guvner!
Mafia Don Double said mumble, hydreigon was with us untl u win the mumble lottery. (fartz) i had mumble given up on you lot by then and wanted to win the mumble lottery.
bISHARP said we had a kangaroony bust0up and decided to keep the lottery for ourselves.
Mafia Don Double said mumble yes. thankfully, i was able to pay you mumble when i got the millions.
Aegislash said ha! even feebled twin and greddy bisharp hated you! ur so smelly with ur stinky fartz! i bet even ur mummy drenches you in shadow!
Mafia Don DOuble said mumble, i created mecha evil twin to take the millions if evil twin and mumble bisharp got resistant
Aegislash said RESISTANCE IS FUEL
Mafia Don DOuble said i then mumble used it to take the millions of mumble you lot. however, mumble you beaten me using the power of muble teemwork. i was mumble proud of you, so i let you be million man for mumble
a few moneths
Tyranitar said i think we should have stayed as million man foreers 4ea 4eva!
Excadrill said but y were u proud of us? evil people should only be proud in themselves!
Raichu said yeah! explain yourself mafia don double?
Mafia Don Double said mumble, i was proud of you because you 3 r my sons!
Honchkrow said...i had da feeleing
Lycanroc said ...they each had had some of his qualities.
Tyranitar said how could we all be brothers then?
Mafia Don DOuble said mumble, i wannted to make a mumble mafia ever since gyarados cucked me. i decided to create a child who could be a mumble heir. i mumble disguised as a milkman and fucked the most popular lady
in that street, which happened to be mumble your mother tyranitar.
Garchomp said yar har har that meant you got plenty of milk growing up
Mafia Don Double said mumble rice krispies. i left your mother after i learnt that there was another mumble man in her life. i wanted to mumble let you mature until you got involeved in my life. mumble after a few years though.
i realised that i couldnt give all my skills to you. i farted during the affairr. that was mumble when i knew that this was the main skill is passed down
Excadrill said so that's why tyranitar tartz alot
Tyranitar said (laugh now)
Mafia Don Double said mumble i thenn dedciided to teleport to a new lover who i had mumble laid my eyes upon. this lady had a crush on mumble me. that lady was ur mum mumble aegislash. that was when i knew i had mumble
shared down my ability to teleport.
Aegislash said FOOL! that means im a bastard!
Tyranitar said dont worry aegislash, the mafia don trouble is the only bastard (this one's is for the channel 4 moments)
Garchomp said blown the man down, what about little bud?
Excadrill said MY NAME'S NOT LITTLE BUD!
Mafia Don Double said mumble, a year later i wanted to round my childlren off as a trio. i fell mumble in love with a lady, had mumble sexy sex with her, and gave birth to you excadrill. i was reluctant to get up after the mumble
knight we hoit it off!
Excadrill said like i how i hat waking up! ITS SO ANNOYING!
Excadrill said cum 2 think off it, i o rememeber having memeorys of an organe tyranitatr
Raichu said does this mean you're my uncle?
Mafia Don Double said mumble yes. but i dont care about you, yore just a mumble lapdof
Evil Twin said indeed, she iz le not kawaii traitor. she is going attached to the amigos at le goody goody pub.
Mafia Don Double said mumble i codenamed you snap, crackle and pop, after the rice krispies. tyranitar was pop due to the farting, excadrill was snap due to the mumble small size and aegislash was crackle.
Excadrill said oh snap, im snap
Tyranitar said im pop due to how im pooping with excitement
Aegislash said I want to be called crumble instead!
Garchomp said is a mafia don a cap'n?
Mafia Don Double said however, mumble after the exploits i used to test your mumble characters, i was disappointed an decided to disown you! the last time you were mumble useful to me was when you won the lottery.
pergaps you became soft after that time in mumble australian
Bisharp said i told u b4 guvner! ner not austrialian
Tyranitar said garadose was a better father than you are smelly!
Excadrill said you just want r millions! since then we were pulled back into the innocent pub!
Mafia Don DOuble said 17no, salvatory!
Honchkrow said you called!
Lycanroc said awaiting orders!
Garchomp said yo ho ho, i did da stinky fart!
Honchkrow said kor! so i can smell!
Tyranitar said oi! mine are smellier!
Mafia Don Double said mumble, mine are the smelliest! now take the oil!
Lycanroc said yes sir!
(they begin taking the oil barrel away, evil and bisharp grin about the yummy winnings theyll get)
Mafia Don Double said mumble gyarados can consider all forgiven! there are mumble very fine people in botht eh innocent pub and evil pub
Garchomp said yar har har, its actually olive oil!
Excadrill said YOU IDIOT!
Aegislash said we''ll have another dark war because of you!
Evil said that lying le tratior! not chan!
Tyranitar said why garchomp?
Garchomp said yo ho ho, im rly rly honest!
Mafia Don Double said mumble i knew it would come to this. we shall declare mumble war on the innocent pub. evil twin, raichu, you make a mumble broadcast. AS FOR YOU AUSTRALIAN FAGGOTS!
Honchkrow said buts boss! their ur children!
Mafia Don Double said SILENCE SEEVENTEENO! they have turned mumble soft since they worked for gyarados!
Tyranitar said we're the kindly krew! we wont be defeeted by anyone!
(the mafia don double kicks american, or should i say, australian dad in the nuts) (ow!)
Tyranitar said OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Excadrill said looks like u rly did get defeeted!
(the mafia don double chases after them but clever main 3 run to the other side)
Raichu said this could be a gr8 scoop!
(the evil twin brakes the stupid camera and slaps raichu)
Evil Twin said we cant expose le mafia waifu!
Garchomp said blow the man down, the mafia don double is 2 good 4 us!
Honchkrow said hey, i think i can see pop on the trap door. i could take care of him from beer!
Lycanroc said NO STOP! IT'S ACTUALY!
(he pulls the button. the mafia don double runs to the trap door and falls in)
Mafia Don Double said CURSES! mumble rice krispies!
(he is fed to the crocoz)
Honchkrow said WHAT HAE I DONE!?
Lycanroc said you killed r don!
Excadrill said is the mafia no more?
Tyranitar said MOAR!
Evil Twin said curses! we're now ze useless without le mafia amigos
Aegislash said considering how the mafias pathetic minions put their own leader into the dark pur pit of dis pear, they were uselss to begin with!
Tyranitar said indeed
Honchkrow said snap, crackle, pop, listen! the mafia don double said yesterday that you would be the heirs to the mafia if something happened to him.
Aegislash said huh?
Excadrill said but he tried to hurt us
Lycanroc said he was just upset. like we said, he doesnt give traitors kinder eggs
GarchomP said blown the man down, everyone deserves a kinder egg!
Honchkrow said under the don's own wishes, the mafia is now yours. we are now under your command.
Aegislash said i want to run the mafia.
Lycanroc said our mafia law states that the oldest of the siblings get to be in charge
Tyranitar said cool, im da don! meaning everyone does as i say.
Evil Twin said IIIIIIIIIIII CURSES! id rather le try than get told what to do by gyarados' amigos. ill be back waifus! come raichu!
Raichu said im a good grill now, im going to jooin the mafia
Evil Twin said greeduy le butts!
(he leaves)
Bisharp said i'll never live to see the day when i get orders from ex-rentboys! pasta la vista!
Bus Driver said bosharp wait!
Bisharp said what is it guvner?
Bus Driver said i fell in love with you when i first saw you!
Bisharp said i never met you but i love you yoo tpp too!
Bus Driver said ill buy you a packet of maltesers!
Bisharp said sweet guvner!
(they leaves holding hands!)
Excadrill said poop! we lost r stakeholders!
Tyranitar said dont worry, i knw a certain pair of smugglers who will need r help!
Aegislash said who?
(gyarados and salamence come in, they are carrying bedding labeled bags)
Gyarados said we had da hunch that garchomp woulf snitch on you!
Salamence said we will defend the pub from another civil WAR! we'll fight back with pillows!
GarchomP said yar har har, good dayslalamence!
TYranitar said the mafia don double is dead for real!
Excadrill said all thanks to a silly mistake dumb move by one of his evil minions!
Honchkrow said we were baddies! although we learnt the error of r ways when we ate with u at da dinge dungeons
Lycanroc said you lot were frens and had fun!
Honchkrow said the mafia don double was in it for dtha monay ad food! you seem to work as a kindly kew!
Lycanroc said we are in ur service!
Raichu said as am i! i hate the evil twin!
Excadrill said ill be sure to find a place for you raichu!
Aegislash said i want my pwr money back!
Honchkrow said the amount in these credit cards has increased since you left!
Aegislash said decent! that means more lipstik!
Garchomp said um more sweetzS
Gyarados said so this means that u wont be working for me anymore!
Tyranitar said nats write
GYarados said u didnt do much anyway
Salamence said this might mean that the evil twin works for u noW!
Gyarados said if you like the evil twin! i will eat you and prevent you having from having da millionsS!
Tyranitar said NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Excadrill said dont worry, the evil twin a nd bisharp left after realising that were the new mafia!
Gyarados said good, now ill sign up for your service!
Salamence nya nya NYAAAA! tht means no more prison woes!
Gyarados said PWISON!
Gyarados said please could you kill evil twin for me?
Tyranitar said if we do, will you turn the pub into a cheese shop?
Gyarados said the evil twin will never get da formula anyway!
Tyranitar said you dont have to pay us for our services!
Gyarados said wasnt going to!
Excadrill said but we need to have 3 dinks!
Gyarados said...
Salamence said BASIL! we cant risk going to jail, or tyranitar's stupid fantasy of turning the pub into a cheddar shop will come true!
Gyarados said fine! but all bbets r off if you ask for bed n brekky!
Garchomp said yo ho ho, i want a bed n brekky
Tyranitar said no u dont!
Aegislash said JA! that means we're going to tell u wat to do all the time?
Gyarados said you still cant beat me at crards though
(he leaves)
(salamence observes their credit cards)
Salamence said i see, so you got them baclK! maybe we could talk about the good ol days over a coniac!
Tyranitar said B CARFUL who u call uggy in maddle school
(he leaves as well)
Excadrill said salamence is only being nice to use becuz were now rich!
GarchomP said but salamence was alwys nice!
Aegislash said slamanec is a big fat bully boy! he has alot of shadow redemption to do!
Tyranitar said right, time for you all to learn your new roles!
Raichu said is everyone getting paid?
Tyranitar said uh sure. im the boss
Garchomp said MAAAAAAN THE JOLLY RODGER!
Tyranitar said Garchomp is the right hand man!
Garchomp said yo ho ho, its a big baefers life for me!
Tyranitar said poo is the left han man!
Aegislash said i hope left hand has more power than the right hand. a feebled ranscallion like garchomp cant tell me what to do!
pop said eexcadrill ur my lawyer!
Excadrill said sweat! i always want to be a lawyer!
Tyranitar said raichu, you carry excadrill's lunchbox!
Raichu said this is the greatest day of my life! can i have a new camera!
Tyranitar said get ur own!
Excadrill said ill get you one. that meand you can film me saving tyranitar and gyarados fronm getting arrested! then ill be shown as da tru hero!
Raaichu said ur so sweat cousin!
Tyranitar said salvatory, 17no, you run the army. you will also call us by hour new names, not snap crackle and poop!
Honchkrow said YES BOSS!
Lycanroc said i'll make sure everyothing in shit shaped with the army boss!
(they leabves)
Tyranitar said i will now give our father a proper sending!
Aegislash said im going to kill da crocos!
Excadrill said yeah, what if we end falling in da trap door!
(they shoot them with da finger blastter sticks)
(homer grabs da match)
Tyranitar said farewell daddy. snap krackle and pop will make the mafia the gr8est rice krispy bowl ever!
(he burns a turd left by the crocos)
(in the inferno, the turd gives tyranitr big salute)
(the mafia don double loved snap crackle and pop really)
Tyranitar said lets celebrate by going to fat donalds!
Aegislash said decent, i rather fancied a shadow burger!
Garchomp said yar har har, you can never have enough baef!
Excadrill said fine, lets go!
(they head on down to fatdonalds which flies away)
Tyranitar said...lets just go home!
(they go home, sad. they forgotten that theyre now the most powerful men in tallkey!)
(AN: WELL DONE BRAVO! YOU HAVE FIFNISHED WATCHIN A BIT OF THIS AND A BIT OF THATS STORY! I CRIED AT THE PART WHEN POP BURNED HIS DADDY IN THE FORM OF A TURD! Although there are more tales to teell. the fun isnt over. A movie is on the wya way, and some adventures may have happpened before conk died miserably. Stay tuned more fore more action! YAY!)
