Say what you want about Peri, but she really was annoying.


"I changed it, before you ask," the Doctor said as Tegan walked into the TARDIS. Him and Donna followed.

"I can tell..."

"Can I try to find where the next companion is?" Donna asked, excited.

"Alright, Donna," he extended his arm towards the monitor to signal for her to go.

She ran over. Tegan went beside her. They had become close friends, agreeing that the Doctor was a nice guy, but an idiot at times. Within seconds, she was done typing. "What...? There's no results!"

"Really?" He came over to check if she typed the name right...

Perifgghjfhjfhkv-ghjf-hkvghjfutu-ykvshkfdukolg-swh-lvewykrcuikeu-fvhkswfruo-lvchjkew-gfyehvdu-jlwgfhkslliam Brown.

"... Close enough," he typed in her real name, whatever the hell it is. The TARDIS vwoorped. They were on their way.


(A minute or two later)

"Doctor!" The most annoying voice ever screeched outside of the TARDIS, banging on the door.

"Say what you want, but that's not an American accent," Donna flared her nostrils.

Tegan strutted to the door with the ginger and the Doctor going behind. When they opened the door, Peri... Well, she got hit in the face. "Ah!"

"Oh, sorry!" The Doctor grabbed her.

And she was suddenly fine when he came over. "Doctor! You're... Hot!"

Both Tegan and Donna turned around. "Oi!"

What? That was Donna's... He let go of Peri. "Yeah... They're with me now."

"Ah, rabbits!" He heard Donna. "I chipped a nail!"

... They were picking things up from each other. He was definitely screwed. "Right. Yeah, great to see you on earth! ... And in appropriate clothes... Manhattan, right?"

She wrinkled her nose. "Man-whore," she muttered.

Phew! A gun went off and Peri nearly fell. Something shot her heel. The Doctor saved her heroically by... Pulling her up.

Donna and Tegan exchanged looks. "Team Mouth on Legs!" They screamed and ran over to a manhole in the street.

Donna took out the Doctor's sonic. "Stole this from him." She pressed the button, loosening the top. "Ew," she winced as she lifted it off, onto the street.

"Peripusomethingridiculous!" Tegan screamed. "Get over here!"

Peri stumbled over, but fairly quickly. Tegan grabbed her, held her in front, and the auton fangirls came over. "They're going to shoot-"

"Oh, shut up, or I'll scream in your ear!"

They came... Falling into the hole. Donna did a little victory dance. The Doctor looked thrilled.

As the last fell in, the Doctor came over. Tegan let go of Peri, who nearly fell in the hole. The Doctor tried to get the sonic from Donna, but she didn't give it back.

"Doctor, I hate you."

"... Thank you, Peri. Well, come on, girls, allons-y!"

He started to walk off. Donna and Tegan looked at Peri before going and said, "Fake American.