'What the fuck are you doing?' He was ripping his shirt off me, and unbuttoning his pants.. again.
'Well, if you're hungry and I'm horny, bite away!' Was he fucking kidding? As much as I wanted to do it, and boy was that a lot, I wouldn't be able to restrain myself.
'Yes, you would.' He piercing gaze was practically burning into my eyes, and I found myself so lost in his. I had literally been dreaming of eating this man alive and now he was only short of begging me to!
'Okay, but not now. Later. I want a house to ourselves.' With that I got up stripped of his shirt and walked for my shower. Me being so fucking smart, I thought I could get to the bathroom without nobody seeing me. I thought wrong. Lacey was strolling up to Elsies room when she stopped, her mouth agape.
'Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.' I bowed my head in shame, but broke out into hysterics.
'Can you ever put some clothes on?' She was still in her sullen mood.
'I thought I would try make it to the shower without at least being interrupted there too!' I stormed to Elsie's room to get my iPod station - baring in mind, I'm still in my underwear- with Lacey following behind. There was a large intake of air from both of us when we walked into her room. In the corner of her room there was a huge pool of blood, steadily spreading with Elsie passed out in her bed. Comprehension slowly sank in to my brain, and I was screaming at the top of my lungs before I knew it.
'What the fuck? Zachary Baker get your sorry ass up here right now.' I had ran to the landing, overlooking the formerly happy scene in the lounge. Zacky was sitting on the couch, laughing loudly at Matt's burn marks and The Revs quickly bruising stomach. When he heard me shrieking, his head snapped up towards my voice, and he automatically looked scared.
Syn emerged from my room looking pleased with himself for an unknown reason, and without even asking what was wrong with me he ran down the stairs and wished Zacky good luck.
He walked hesitantly up the stairs and looked shocked to find me standing in my underwear. 'Stay there!' I ran to my room, and yet again threw on Syns sexy shirt.
When I came back out he was standing innocently outside my door with his hands in his trouser pockets. Lacey was standing nonchalantly beside him, as if she had not just seen what she did. I crooked my finger and motioned him to follow me to Elsies room. His innocent expression transformed to guilty when he seen where we were going.
'Would you care to explain why my friend has turned literally into your dinner?' I tapped my foot to exaggerate my impatience.
'Well, we were kissing, but I guess I stopped too late.. I am really sorry for her though. She passed out a few hours ago.' He did look genuinely sorry, so I let him off easily for the time being, and got to what I really wanted when I thought about it.
'Just leave her for awhile, I'm presuming you know she'll need to feed.. A lot?' He nodded imperceptibly, so I continued. 'Here's the deal guys. You need to clear the fuck off for like… The whole night. Tell the others too. Emily's really fucking hungry, and ordering room service.'
They murmured their annoyance at being kicked out of their own home, but I simply walked down the stairs and explained to Brian that we would have the night and the house to ourselves. Definitely a night to remember.
As the day went on, things became more relaxed and Elsie eventually showed her face at like 7:30 in the evening. When she entered the room finally, there was a simultaneous gasp.
'Thanks guys, was that because I look so bad or because I'm finally awake?' She yawned when she stopped 'secretly' searching for Zacky. Jimmy and Johnny, being the little fucks they are decided to tell her she looked like shit..
'Fuck off. I'm starving and I will fucking devour you guys. Literally....' She replies gently but with the threat hovering on the surface. She sat herself down, asked about her man and then he appeared over beside her on the couch in a matter of seconds. We sat for awhile, and the girls wanted to know why they were being thrown out of their house, so I eventually told them to follow me to my room. We all sat down on my bed.
'So why are you guys kicking us all out tonight?' Lacey asks, her eyebrows raised.
'Well, you lot need to leave so I can feed… On Syn.' I finished my sentence with a sly smile, feeling like a retard. Both of their jaws dropped, quite literally.
'Are you serious?'
'You'll fucking kill him!'
'You know you wont be able to stop and you'll eat the poor man alive!' They were verbally attacking me! WTF?
'I'm not going to fucking kill him! And it wasn't my idea, it was his! He knows what we are and what I'm capable of, in terms of eating him I mean. And plus, I'm starving and he's horny so, everyone's happy!' It made sense to me… I think.
'Everyone but us who are being kicked out of our own house for the night while you have your dinner delivered to your room!' Lacey clearly wasn't happy about this.
'Who said it was being delivered to my room?' Haw haw.
'Emily, you's two better stay in your room tonight! I don't exactly want Syn's blood and what not scattered around the whole house!' Elsie stated.
I ignored her and went on. 'So, what are you guys gonna do tonight? Where are yous gonna go?'
'That's a good question.' She said looking at Lacey then back to me.
'We could go to the guys house?' Lacey says with a smile.
'Sounds good to me.'
'Right so, go tell your men to get ready, and yous go get ready as well, you both look a mess.' I helpfully point out.
'Wow thanks Emily.' Elsie says standing up.
'No problem' I smile. and open my bedroom door, saying, sweet as pie, 'Now get the fuck out of my room and let me get ready.'
