Internship

Izumi was at an apartment in her school uniform with her hero outfit in a suitcase. She looked at the card which she smirked, "Let's hop on in."

A feminine voice said, "Making jokes already I see."

Izumi turned around to see Mirko: The Rabbit Hero herself, Izumi scratched her head, "Well I'm glad that I don't have to find your apartment room and nervously knock on your door."

Mirko raised an eyebrow, "Are you Problem Child: The Quirkless Hero?"

Izumi smirked, "You bet!"

Mirko smirked back, "Good, we can get started. Let's head to my apartment room."

They headed up to her room which Izumi showed off he hero outfit, Mirko examined her, "I like the outfit, so you good at parkour?"

Izumi tilted her hat, "That's my strong suit."

Mirko got up, "Let's head on out and see how you do."

They headed out which Mirko jumped on top a building which Izumi ran up to the building then grabbed window ledges to throw herself up each one until she got to the top of the building. Mirko smiling, "I'm impressed, now let's have a race."

Izumi grinning, "Where to?"

Mirko pointed at a skyscraper which Izumi tilted her hat, "Yare yare daze, I will accept your challenge."

Then the two started jumping building to building then Mirko jumped farther which Izumi laughed a little bit, "Time to test out these new shoes!"

She jumped and push a button in her jacket which her shoes became like rockets. She then flew past Mirko which Mirko ginning, "Sneak little brat, this is going to be fun."

Mirko started hoping even faster which Izumi shouted, "Oh, we are getting close!"

Mirko then jumped to get to the top of the skyscraper which Izumi flew to the top which they finished with a tie. Mirko laughed, "I knew you would be worth sending offering an internship to."

Izumi smiled, "This is fun! Let's go again!"

Mirko smiled back, "Let's get patrolling to find some villains, I want to see how you fight."

They began patrolling around the area which a woman was getting mugged which Izumi went up to kick the mugger's balls then knocked him out with one punch. The woman said, "Thank you, Miss?"

Izumi smirked, "Problem Child."

Mirko got next to Izumi, "Nice job kid, let's head to some other areas."

They head on the way then Izumi asked, "Is it true that and a certain dragon might have a relationship that's more than friends…"

Mirko laughed a little bit then leaned to Izumi, "Maybe"

The two then finished the day to head back to the Mirko's place, they also stopped by for food. Mirko was also a little drunk, "Oi, Problem Child… you in a relationship?"

Izumi might have slipped in a few drinks, "Yes, I have a wonderful girlfriend."

Mirko punched her shoulder, "A fellow lesbian *hick* men are dicks that think they are hot shit."

Izumi laughing, "YES! They think they are large and in charge. Thinking *hick* they can get away with anything they want."

Mirko and Izumi laughed for a little bit until Izumi passed out on one of the dining chairs and Mirko on the couch. The next morning, Izumi got up, "Must become operational again."

Mirko slowly waking, "Can you make less noise brat?"

Izumi tip toeing to make breakfast for herself then trying to get over the hangover with Mirko. Then Mirko asked, "Where did you get the rocket shoes?"

Izumi giggled, "I met this pink hair girl in the support department and convinced her to make them for me."

They when out to patrolling the area which they came across Mirio, Izumi waved, "Lemillion, you jackass!"

Mirio went up to her, "Izu… Problem Child, can you be PG when kids are around."

Izumi pointed at him, "I knew you, Nejire, and Tamaki were in a more than just friends kind of relationship."

Mirko sat back to see what's going to happen, Mirio with a straight face, "I have no idea what you are talking about."

Izumi pulled out her phone and showed him the picture she took which Mirio sweating bullets, "I guess you caught us red handed."

Izumi smirked, "So… who do you like more?"

Mirio said, "I'm not answering that."

Izumi looked down, "Dammit."

They fist bump then separated which Mirko asked, "Love triangle?"

Izumi nodded, "A strong love triangle with an unbreakable bond."

Mirko giggled, "I wonder who is going to be the father of the first child."

Izumi smiled, "I like to see the wedding and how that is going to go down."

Then it hit nighttime which Izumi could do what she wanted, and she decided to get back to her villainous activities as Bunny. She jumped across the buildings as she was finding a hero whose ass deserves to be kicked. She found a low-ranking hero going by Sparky who can control electricity which she pulled out a wrench to unscrew a fire hydrant. She whistled which Sparky looked at her, Izumi said, "Come here big boy."

Sparky charged at her while getting electricity which Izumi released the water on him. Sparky died when the water touched him because water and electricity do not mix. Izumi then wrote down in her notebook about the sad death of Sparky until a voice said, "We meet again…"

Izumi looked up to see Endeavor which she said, "Fuck me… hello again Flame Beard!"

Endeavor started flaming up which she started hauling ass from him while shouting, "FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!"

Then she climbed up a building to reach the top, "Come get me now, Spicy Bitch!"

Endeavor somehow used his quirk to fly up to the top which Izumi looking at you, the reader, "That's a new one."

Then Izumi continued running like hell until she remembered that a certain hero killer is working a few buildings down.

Stain's Location

Stain was jumping finishing up on Native until he heard someone landing next to him which he turned to find Bunny. Izumi tiredly, "Stain, I need your help!"

Stain looked at her, "Don't you see I'm busy!"

Then Endeavor came down which Stain smiling, "Nevermind… you have my full interest."

Endeavor smiling, "I'm going to capture Bunny and the hero killer… this night keeps getting better."

Stain and Izumi got their katanas which Izumi looked at Stain's, "You need to get those sharpen, I know a guy who will do a great job for cheap."

Stain snorted, "I'll think about it."

The two jumped on opposite walls to begin the assault which Endeavor pointed a hand at each one then released his flames. The two jumped off the walls to cut Endeavor but Endeavor grabbed their blades to break them. Izumi shouted, "I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU IN THE VAGINA!"

Endeavor raised an eyebrow, "WHAT?!"

Stain looking at her, "I'm real sure he doesn't have one."

Izumi giggled sadistically, "I guess I'm going to have to make one."

Izumi then pulled out her pistol to shoot Endeavor in the head which Stain shouted, "Why the fuck didn't you do that first?!"

Izumi shrugged, "I was being chased around by this asshole for a while… now I'm going to do what I said."

Stain in shock, "WHAT?!"

Izumi pulled out a strap-on, "I'm going to fuck his dead body."

Native still alive, "That's fucked up!"

Stain said, "Like the faker over there, that's pretty fucked up Bunny."

Izumi smirked, "I'll be done in five minutes."

Stain's katana and Izumi's katana met which Izumi giggled, "I'm just joking… I had something way better."

Stain asked, "What?"

Morning

Izumi and Mirko were watching the TV which the reporter said, "Breaking news, police found the #2 Pro Hero Endeavor was found dead hanging naked on his agency building. He died from a bullet to the head and letter written by Bunny and Hero Killer Stain. The letter is a warning to all fake heroes that in quote 'This is the fate of all fake heroes'…"

Mirko said, "I know Endeavor was an asshole but Jesus Christ."

Izumi yawned, "Well… I wonder how his family is holding up."

Dabi

Dabi was enjoying the news of Endeavor's death but he was also pissed off by Izumi for not inviting him. Dragon in the bar spat out his drink, "No fucking way!"

Tomura smiled, "Izumi took care of him and humiliated him as well, way to go."

Toga giggling, "Endeavor has a half incher… The Fatal Half Inch!"

Dabi, Toga, Tomura, Twice, Magne, Muscular, and All for One were laughing their asses off which Kurogiri served more drinks.

Shoto

Shoto was with his brother and sister which he was glad but for some reason sad for the death of his father. They family had mixed feeling because he was a monster that did anything for the fame and money, but he was still their father. Shoto thought the hanging him naked outside his agency building was too far which he was going to catch Bunny, if no one could.

Izumi

Izumi was texting Toga for a little bit and it's been a few days since Endeavor's death which she had to head back to UA. Mirko smirked, "You are going to be a great future hero brat. I think you would be an excellent sidekick for me to have in the future."

Izumi smirked back, "I hope I continue to work with you again."

The fist bump then Izumi headed back to UA and her home which she stopped on by to the bar. Izumi put plastic explosives on the door then realized the explosives were going to be enough, so she added a lot more. Then she shouted, "TIMBER!"

The door flew off which Kurogiri looked at Izumi when she came in, "God dammit!"

Toga jumped on Izumi, "So, how was the Rabbit?"

Izumi kissed her, "I got new info for the books and… The Fatal Half Inch is dead, so bitch ass Hawks is #2."

Dabi chuckling, "Trick question… what are you two going to do when you want a child?"

Izumi looked at Dabi straight in the eyes, "Well that's when you come in."

Dabi and Tomura dropped their drinks, "What?"

Izumi said, "Well obviously, we need a male and you are the first guy we know, so we are going to choose you for now."

Toa giggling, "If you are… unavailable then Tomura is next."

Tomura, Dabi, and Kurogiri looked at them, "Hold up!"

Izumi looked at Kurogiri, "Don't worry, you are fourth."

Kurogiri in shock, "Why am I an option?!"

Toga pointed at Twice, "He's the third option."

Twice said, "Wait… Giggity, Giggity…"

All for One laughing at this whole thing, "Who's the fifth?"

Izumi and Toga giggled a bit before Izumi said, "You are of course!"

All for One stopped, "Are you joking?"

Toga smiled, "You can think of this however you want."

The screen turned off which Izumi and Toga fell to the floor laughing by his reaction which Dragon sitting in the corner was… deeply disturbed by the conversion. Dragon said, "We need to have a talk…"

Izumi said, "You're not my dad."

Draon said, "Izumi…"

Izumi replied, "You're not my dad…"

Then she picked up Toga, "We are going to leave to have some quality time, I wonder if mom and Auntie Misuki are doing the same."

They left which Dragon in shock, "Inko is bi?"

Kurogiri pulled out his strongest drink for everyone to start drinking then he opened a portal to give All for One his drink.