A/N: *sigh* not gunna finish moving into my house till like the end of March but half of the house is empty that I can hear my echo as I type right now, some things came up but that won't stop me from writing! Or um typing! Guess what happens!

Chapter 7: California Fools!

Maka and Soul ran through the mob of people to reach the witch the pigtailed miester sensed.

"Where the hell is she?" Maka growled.

Soul scanned the area for any suspicious looking people, being the one without Soul Preception.

"Over there in that alley!" Maka said picking up her pace.

The two got closer to the alley. In said alley where three hooded people.

'Two kishin eggs and the witch! They must be under the witches Soul Protect!' Maka thought.

"Should I transform Maka?" Soul whispered.

"No just follow my lead" she replied heading to the alley.

Maka and Soul crept toward the alley.

The three hooded figures turned to see their intruder.

"Why are you here!?" one of them said not uncovering her face.

"Oh we were just looking for my lost cat, that's all" Maka said glancing back at the streets full of people that could possibly get hurt.

'Dammit I can't make a move here!' Maka thought frustrated.

"There are no cats here…but come with us and we'll help you find it" the other hooded person said.

Maka and Soul backed up as thee three started to close on.

"No thanks we have to go" Soul said grabbing Maka's hand.

"No stay, you two have very special souls, stay she whispered quietly, with a hum.

Maka started to walk forward to them dazed, but Soul was there to pull her away. He dragged her out of the alley and into a near local coffee shop.

"Why didn't attack Maka?" Soul hissed lowly.

"…um, sorry there was people everywhere, I wasn't thinking straight, sorry" Maka mumbled, still a bit dazed.

Soul sighed, a waitress came up to them handing them both menus.

"Y'all holler when you're ready to order" she said leaving them again.

The albino sighed once again as he picked up the menu.

"Well since we're here let's get something to drink so you can calm down" Soul suggested.

Maka sighed and nodded.

After thirty minutes of resting the two decided to head back to the Vega household.

As they exited the shop, a familiar white figure sat there, sipping a cup of coffee.

Both Soul and Maka's eye twitched.

"You two! I know you, you're from Shibusen" the white figure yelled pointing his cane at Maka and Soul.

"Excalibur!? What are-"Maka started but was cut off by a white cane.

"Fool! Do you not know of my great legend which began in the twelfth century!?" Excalibur yelled.

"Dude we just want to know why-"Soul yelled before Excalibur's white cane whacked the albino on the head.

"Fool! I begin my mornings with tea, my afternoon with a cup of coffee with two! Not one! Spoons of sugar-"

"Ow! What the hell dude!? We just wanna know why you're in L.A!" Soul yelled as he took the cane from him.

Maka slightly hid behind Soul grabbing his shoulders. The two stared at the motionless white sword, which felt like an hour.

"Excalibur, Excalibur! From the United Kingdom, I am looking for heaven I am coming to California!" Excalibur jumped on the table and started to dance on it.

Maka and Soul slightly backed away from him with an "I-just-saw-Excalibur-face"

~0o0~

*Vega Household*

Soul's eye twitched as he looked at his monologue.

"What the hell?" he shouted.

Soul and Maka were on the couch doing homework which wasn't a lot.

"Do you have it memorized Soul? It's pretty long" Maka said.

Soul inwardly rolled his eyes, already knowing the girl already memorized everything.

"Surprisingly yes"

"Hey guy's how's it going?" Tori asked as she came downstairs.

"Good, right now we're just memorizing our monologues" Maka replied.

"Oh! Let me give you some tips!" Tori suggested as she sat next to Maka.

"Sure!"

"OK guy's first tip, always keep your gaze at the audience don't look down unless it is called for in the script" Tori said.

Maka quickly took notes on this making Soul sweat-drop and Tori giggle.

"And another important tip is to become the character, act as if you're the one that is in that situation" she added.

"Ok got it!" Maka said determination in her eyes.

~0o0~

*Hollywood Arts, 5th Period Improv*

"Are you nervous?" Tori asked.

"No I totally got this!" Maka said grinning making a certain albino roll his eyes.

"Alright settle down adolescents! I'm here!" Sikowitz said as he entered the classroom.

"Alright we have two presentations, pigtails you're up!" he said clapping his hands.

Maka blushed a bit hearing some chuckles but she made her way up to the small stage.

"My name is Maka Albarn and I will be performing the bird scene"

"No shizz Sherlock" Jade muttered earning a small glare from Maka.

"It was nineteen-sixty-four when my husband left me, living in the prairie was a dreary experience…"

For the whole time, Maka kept her gaze at the audience and her western like accent.

"Scene" she muttered bowing a bit.

There was a small silence in the classroom.

"Well… how did I do?" Maka asked.

Sikowitz burst out into laughter, "how did you do? You failed!"

Maka frowned a bit, "Um sir not trying to be rude or anything but I memorized all the lines"

"Nope fail!" Sikowitz hollered.

A small vein popped on Maka's forehead.

"Ok listen! I'm really don't want to be rude but I know I didn't fail!" Maka yelled.

Soul sweat-dropped, he stood up and placed a hand on his miester's shoulder. "Maka calm down"

She growled lowly, "But I did it correctly Soul, I know I did!"

The albino smiled at her, "I know you did but did you believe your performance was good?"

Maka stood silent for a moment as realization kicked in, "Yes, I did"

"Then you pass!" Sikowitz yelled waving his cocoanut in the air.

Maka blinked a bit confused, "Huh?"

"Your albino buddy is correct!" he said making Soul's eye twitch a bit with annoyance.

Maka blushed and bowed, "I'm so sorry for my outburst!"

Tori giggled, "Dude Maka its ok you passed!"

"Yeah!" Cat cheered.

Jade rolled her eyes while Andre and Beck flashed a friendly smile.

Maka nodded and turned to Soul, "Thanks"

Soul grinned and petted her head making her blush and earning a few mischievous smirks, one coming from the psychotic teacher.

"So do I go next?" Soul asked.

"Well no since you got the purpose of the assignment but I still need to evaluate your acting skills so yeah" Sikowitz said clicking his tongue.

Soul swat-dropped, "Yes would've been fine"

The albino stepped onto the stage and cleared his throat.

"You hate me don't you? I'm never good enough for you; no matter what I do I'll never be as good as my brother" Soul paused for a moment to clench his fists as thoughts of his elder brother filled him.

"Always have to hear how he would've done it better or how he already did it better"

Silence filled the classroom, everyone listening intently.

"You're so perfect; everything you do is perfect…" Soul paused and clenched his fist even tighter.

"Sorry that's all I can remember" he muttered before quickly taking his seat next to Maka.

Everyone clapped including Sikowitz.

"That was good! Almost as good as Beck"

Soul grinned glancing over at Beck who seemed a bit irked.

~0o0~

*Lunch*

The group of friends sat at their usual table eating and conversing.

Jade groaned loudly.

"What's wrong Jade?" Tori asked.

She groaned again making Tori roll her eyes, "Andre you ask her"

"What's up Jade?" Andre asked.

"I'm bored!" she said biting into her burrito, making Soul and Maka sweat-drop.

"Well tomorrows Friday we can hang out after school or something" Andre suggested.

"Oh we can go to Nozu" Tori suggested.

"Ooh! Sushi and karaoke both come from Japan!" Cat giggled making Robbie pet her head and smile at her.

"Fine whatever at least it's something" Jade muttered.

"You guys wanna come?" Tori asked Soul and Maka.

"Sure why not" Maka said while Soul nodded.

"Great you'll love it there, I'll buy you some sushi if you want Maka" Beck said giving her a charming smile earning a few pink stains on Maka's cheeks.

Soul glared at him and bit into his burger with sharp like teeth making almost everyone stare at him.

~0o0~

Maka was currently in the girl's locker room getting ready for dance class when she felt a small spark.

'An egg! I sense it, I think it's behind the school in the alley way!' Maka thought as she slammed her locker and ran into the medium sized dance studio.

She spotted Soul chatting with Beck, Andre and Robbie.

"Soul! Uh… come here a second… I need your help!" Maka said grabbing his hand.

"What's wrong?" Beck asked.

"Oh uh… I think my eggs are broken and I need Soul's help to put them back together" Maka said trying to come with an "accurate" lie.

"Oh I'll help!" Robbie said.

"No! I mean no, only Soul can help" Maka said dragging said albino out of the room.

"Gee wonder what's up with her" Robbie asked disappointed.

"Maybe pigtails has a dark secret hehe" Rex said.

Beck looked at Robbie.

"Hey he said it!" Robbie said pointing at the puppet.

~0o0~

"Where is it Maka?" Soul asked running behind said girl.

"It's right behind the school in the alley" she responded.

"Well, well, well, look who we have here"

The two turned around and found jade leaning against the lockers eating an apple.

"Uh, hey Jade! Aren't you supposed to be in class?" Maka asked.

"I could say the same for you" Jade replied.

Soul glanced at Maka who was starting to sweat, if they didn't hurry up then the kishin egg would escape.

"Look, we have to be somewhere important and we have to get going"

And with that being said, Soul grabbed Maka's and left.

Jade mimicked his voice before chucking her apple at a random locker.

A/N: Done! So what did you think? I feel like this was a sloppy chapter…

Shout-outs:

Komamura's son: Trina is crazy O0o

A Paper Flower: Oh you mean Strength? It always gets my feels going!

SassySimoneEvans: I love all of them too!

DatHetaliaGuest: Update granted! Nice name BTW!

BlackDragonLanceTR16: It is explained in the chapter Jack calm your tits! Everyone loves Papermoon Sato!

Neko Lady88: Oh it's fine as long as you enjoy the story! Love the name change!

monkeyqueen88: Oh that track is called "Soul Mates" I think! It's cute! And ending number three is called "Diggy Mo" I love it!

Animelover460: Nah I love Jade to much! She's awesome!

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