Later that day Meta Knight and Fumu returned to the castle.

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Meta Knight and Fumu stood outside the castle gates, waitiing for the waddle-dees to lower the drawbridge. Noticing that she was freaking out Meta Knight took held of her hand. She lookse up at him and smiled. As the drawbridge started to lower Meta Knight took off his mask and kissed his lover once more before leaving. As he left he returned his mask to his face and entered the dark hallways of castle Dedede.

"I love you!" Fumu called after him as he disappeared into the darkness. She heaved a great sigh and left. Today was going to be oodles of fun.

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Meta Knight entered the doorway to his chambers to be greeted by Sword and Blade.

"Good morning sir." they said simotaniously like they do every morning once they see him.

"Sword, Blade." he said cooly, nodding at them and sitting down to write in his journal about the night before.

"Excuse me sir," Blade asked as Sword peeked over his shoulder at what he was writing, "Where exactly were you last night? We were keel-hauled and flogged with a mallet due to your absence."

"OH MY GOD!" Sword shouted stumbling back and falling down.

"What is it?!?" Blade shouted worridly, helping his colligue up.

"Meta Knight and Fumu had sex last night!" He cried in utter horror.

"OH MY GOD!" Blade shouted in return. They excanged a few 'Oh my god!'s before Meta Knight was standing in front ogf them, holding Galaxia at their faces.

"If anyone asks nothing happened. Correct?" He said in fury, eyes blazing red.

With a cautious nod the knights immediately got up and left. The smell of crap followiing behind them. As they were out the door Dedede and his one man possy of a snail came in.

"What's all the comotion?!?" The obese ruler demanded as Escargon picked up and read his journal.

"AH!" he shouted in delight as he turned to the page Meta Knight had just written. "Looks like Meta Knight and Fumu were doing naughty things last night!"

"Let me see!" the fat king shouted as he shoved Escargon out of the way, taking Meta Knight's journal.

"But sire! You can't read!" The snail retorted as he got up, trying to regain his pride.

"Then read it to me!" he demanded, throwing the booklet at the misunderstood snail.

"Okay! Okay. I'll read it. Ahem, 'Last night was wonderful! I rowed out to my island with the girl of my dreams, Fumu. It was a beau-'" he was cut off by Meta Knight.

Teeth clenched, holding his sword at the snail's throat he spoke harshly, "If anyone asks none of this ever happened. Got it?"

Escargon just pointed and blamed Dedede before running off.

"Ah. Looks like there will be little feet running around soon. Can't wait!" he said before emitting a loud guffaw.

"May I point out that Escargon is a hermaphite." he said, smirking under his mask.

"What's a hermaphite?" he asked in confusion.

"Oh I'm sure he would love to tell you what a hermaphite is. Why I'm even sure after he does you will want to spend some quality time with him..." he said before Fumu burst in, crying her eyes out.

"Mety! What am I going to do?!? I don't want to tell my parents what happened!" she cried, burying her face into his side.

"Well then. Good luck you two. Tood-a-loo!" the fat dictator called as he left.

"I'm sure it'll be all right my sweet." Seeing that he was failing epicly he continued, "Hoshi no Fumu-tan, nokomi seneshii, nokori no fanao." He managed to get a giggle out of that. Taking advantage of the moment he started tickling her. Once he was sure she had stopped crying he sat up and looked at her seriously. Noticing the change in mood she also sat up and looked at her lover.

"Would you like me to come with you to tell your parents?" He asked seriously as he wrapped his arms around her. She just nodded and they left.