Bet you didn't know I was a Taylor Swift fan, did you? (Unless you've read my profile anyway.) Well, I am. A huge fan, as a matter of fact. And just so you know, I was a fan of her before she became famous. (Not that I have a problem with new Taylor. Because I really don't.) Anyway, this goes to the tune of Picture to Burn from her first album. It's called Portion to Burn. Get it? They burn portions of their food. Ah whatever. Anyway, it's another song by Annabeth. It takes place in SOM when Percy starts getting dfensive about Tyson and she gets mad at him and storms off. I had zero trouble writing. IT'S A FREAKING MIRACLE! Oh yeah, I forgot to say last chapter when I gave you the one of It's the Only One You've Got. When I heard the first lyric of the song (how do you know where you're going when you don't know where you've been) I was like "OMG JASON!" (Seriously, read The Lost Hero if you haven't already.) Ok enough chitter chatter. Here's the thing.

Discalimer: This is completely useless

Portion to Burn

State the obvious

I didn't get my perfect fantasy

I realize you love Tyson

More than you could ever love me


So go and tell Grover

That I'm dramatic and whiny

That's fine

You won't mind if I say

Oh by the way


I hate that

Stupid old battle sword

That turns into a pen

You're a green-eyed half-blood

Who really doesn't get it

So watch me set a flame

To all my wasted time

As far as I'm concerned you're

Just another portion to burn


There's no sense in tears

I'm just standing here

Planning to get back

There's nothing stopping me

From creaming your butt

At Capture the Flag


And if you come and say

That you're sorry to me

Athena's gonna show ya

How sorry you'll be


Cause I hate that

Stupid old battle sword

That turns into a pen

You're a green-eyed half-blood

Who really doesn't get it

So watch me set a flame

To all my wasted time

As far as I'm concerned you're

Just another portion to burn


And if you're feeling bad

Better not give it away

Cause coming back around me

Would just ruin your day


Cause I hate that

Stupid old battle sword

That turns into a pen

You're a green-eyed half-blood

Who really doesn't get it

So watch me set a flame

To all my wasted time

As far as I'm concerned


I really really hate that

Stupid old battle sword

That turns into a pen

Your a green-eyed half-blood

Who really doesn't get it

So watch me set a flame

To all my wasted time

As far as I'm concerned you're

Just another portion to burn

Burn burn burn, Percy, burn

Percy burn

OMG the other day in my Nutrition & Foods class we were learning about etiquette and there was this one article talking about how the Romans would scrape portions of their food into the hearth as an offering to the gods. I just about screamed. So that's where they got it from. Although it's a Greek camp and the Roman camp is completely seperate. Oh well. It's Friday! Yay! Three day weekend! YAYER! But sadly, it is only three days. Alas, nothing lasts forever. It's so beautifu outside! At least where I live. I can hardly believe it's the middle of February. It's almost like I'm in Camp Half-Blood. (If only.) Well, that's enough for now. Goodbye and forever PJO!