(A/N: FINALLY, a new update! Thanks for all the reviews!
Disclaimer: I am DISSING the CLAIM. Got that? No? Bite me.)
Max: Eyyyy, guys! We have a LOT of questions today. Lots and lots and lots!
Iggy: Do not worry about her, she shall be rid of her sugar malfunctions by dawn.
Nudge: And Iggy will be done with his speech malfunctions in never.
Iggy: Hey! That was not cool. At all.
Myri: Deal with it. Now, me and Nudgie here have some work to do…
Ella: Oh no you ain't! Iggy's miiiine!
Iggy: I can get used to this...
Myri: When did that thing get here, anyways? *points at Ella* *Tarzan wailing sound* *attacks Ella*
Nudge: *Perry the Platypus growl* *attacks Myri*
Gazzy: Now that's just awkward.
Fang: Agreed.
Max: First Question!
Question to Iggy and Gazzy:
If you could make a bomb out of anything, what would it be?
Iggy: Easy answer: Nudge's new furry slippers that she keeps bragging about. It's the latest technology to get her to shut up! Plus, it's fun.
Nudge: *pauses* So THAT'S where all of my new stuff has been going! Oh, well. THIS IS FOR YOU IGGY! *blows kiss*
Myri: DON'T YOU GO BLOWING KISSES AT MY FUTURE HUBBY!
Ella: YEAH! Wait, what? No, I-
Myri: SEE? Even Ella agrees! *pets Ella's head*
Gazzy: ANYWAYS, the best thing to blow up would be Myri's netbook named Mini. I may die, but I would not regret anything! But, Myri doesn't let anyone get within a 3 meter radius from it.
Myri: HER, not 'it'! How much did you like being called an 'it'? Plus, you're not supposed to talk to Max's twin like that!
Max: …My… twin.
Myri: Yup! She's blue, just like your picture on the cover of 'The Angel Experiment'! Plus, you're Max, she's Mini! Plus, she's a MINI laptop!
Max: *headdesk* Next FRIGGIN QUESTION!
Question to Iggy:
Can you dye Fang's hair pink when he's asleep?
Iggy: HAVE YOU BEEN READING MY TOTALLY AWESOMESAUCE GENIOUS NINJA PLANNER?
Fang: …You were actually going to do that?
Iggy: Yeah. Too bad the surprise is ruined…
Question to Fang:
Please, don't get angry at the previous question.
Fang: That wasn't a question…
Iggy: Don't avoid the subject, Edward.
Fang: *glares* fine. But it won't end well for you.
Gazzy: That's okay! It won't end well for you, either!
Max: Ahh, how I love the youngest, evilest members of the Flock. Excluding Dylan…
Dylan: HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS HERE?
Max: I didn-
Fang: Her amazing Ninja skills. Now, do leave.
Max: *gets dreamy look on her face*
Fang: *notices Max's dreamy face* Don't even think about it.
Max: Why? Who's going to stop me?
Fang: *eyes get watery* But Max, no!
Max: Drop the act, Fang. *joins the fight for Iggy*
Everyone else: O.O
Iggy: OH, YEAH!
Fang and Dylan: *look at each other and nod* Iggy…
Iggy: *freezes* I'll be, um… over in the… attic! Yeah, the attic! *runs for the attic*
Fang and Dylan: *follow Iggy*
Gazzy: Well, I guess it's just me. Wait, where's Angel?
Angel: *materializes from thin air* Heh, heh… Right here…
Gazzy: *is oblivious* Okay! Next question!
Question to Max:
Do you know who won EURO 2012 and where was it?
Angel: *drags Max over by her ear*
Max: OW! Hmm… *reads question* Spain, right? If I'm wrong, don't kill me! Fang told me that!
Gazzy: Well, apparently, bananaisdabomb is from there!
Max: HI BANANAISDABOMB! :) Europe is awesome.
Angel: Except Paris! I DIED there!
Max: *waves her off* Nah, you were alive at the end of ANGEL in a lab. ANYWAYS.
Question to Max, Nudge, and Angel:
Who's cuter? Iggy or Fang?
Max: Since you didn't say 'hottest', I have to say Iggy. He still has that childish look, but in a 14 year old way. *grins*
Nudge: *sigh* Iggy is sooooooooooo adorable! Have you seen him when he gets sad? Awwwwwwh!
Angel: Same answer as Max. Though, Gazzy's the most adorable of the trio, because he looks just like me! That gives him extra points!
Myri: Even though you're not asking, I think Iggy's the most awesomesause strawberry-blonde out there! :D
Question to Gazzy:
Have you farted in front of Max's face?
Max: *makes choking noises* Don't even mention that day! *tears running down cheeks*
Gazzy: *grins mischievously* I think it's self-explanatory…
Question to Fang:
Why are you so DANG quiet?
Fang: *covers ears* No! No, no, no, no, no!
Max: Did she…
Angel: …Just say…
Gazzy, Nudge, and Iggy: …Dang?
Dylan: What's 'Dang'?
Nudge: It's a pairing name…
Dylan: Of who?... OH, Man! NEVER! *runs out the door*
Myri: Try to figure that one out :P ANSWER THE FREAKING QUESTION, FANG.
Fang: Erm… well…
Every character ever invented in the MR series: Isn't it obvious? He's EMO. E to the M to the OH!
Myri: OMIGAWD! It's Sam! He's SO CUTE!
Max, Nudge, Ella, and Angel: I know… *sigh*
Iggy: Hey, what about me?
Myri: *blinks* *smiles evilly* *huggles Iggy*
Nudge: *blinks* Wha…? MYRI WHAT THE-
Ella: -HECK ARE YOU-
Max: DOING?
(All the girls besides Angel have left to fight over Iggy once again)
To Myri:
I give you virtual cookies!
Myri: Did I hear 'cookies'?
Max: Yes, did she hear 'cookies'?
Iggy: *hands Myri virtual cookies* How do you even eat those? They're virtual…
Myri: Yeah? Well so are you. BTW, thank you SO MUCH STARGAZER12256! These are awesomesause cookies!
Max: *reaches out to cookies* Cookies…
Myri: NO! My cookie that I named Igiot! MINE!
Iggy: You named a cookie after me? Sweet!
Myri: Yup! You are stupid! In a cute way. But now…*eats Iggiot* THE COOKIE'S GONE! *gasp*
Max: NOOOOO! *Wails* THAT WAS THE LAST COOKIE! *Sob* You're such a (censored for little 10 year olds that may have read the Maximum Ride series and know about a site named Fanfiction.)
Myri: *chews* Right back at ya, Max! Stargazer12256, Pie and kookiez have always been good for you. The President is just afraid that we'll run out!
Who's taller; Iggy or Fang?
Myri, Nudge, and Ella: TOTES IGGY!
Gazzy: Iggy's, like, part giraffe or something!
Angel: Iggy is 1.3 inches taller than Fang. *Smiles cheekily*
Max: Kissing Fang means stepping on my toes, and kissing Iggy means having him lift me up. So, Iggy's taller! …Did I really just say that…?
Myri: *yanks Max's hair* You (repeat of earlier censored area)! *Drags Max toward the character torture chamber where Wisteria Allgood, Madge Undersee, and Visser Three, along with many more characters, are trapped*
Nudge and Ella: *Yanks Iggy's hair and drag him to the window and throw him out* THAT'S WHAT YOU GET! *high fives*
Gazzy: You do notice he has wings, right?
Nudge: Darn it.
Ella: Even throwing him out of a window of a 372 story building won't work! UGH!
Question to Gazzy:
Why do you like bombs so much?
Gazzy: I grew up with Iggy teaching me how to make bombs. It's sort of like a part of me now. Also, I want to be in one of those awesome comic books where the hero always saves the day with some type of weapon or superpower… Hehehe…
Angel: He's thinking that he would much rather enjoy being the villain.
Dare to Gazzy:
Blow up Fang, and then bring him back to life so HaleyBopperz can kill him again. The prize is a ONE YEAR SUPPLY OF POPTARTS.
Gazzy: Hey, Fang! C'mere! I've gotta show you something!
Fang: *stomps down the stairs* What?
Gazzy: Here! *gives Fang a bomb*
3…2…1… BA- BA- BOOOM!
Iggy: WOAH! Awesomesauce!
Gazzy: When did you get here?
Iggy: You never believe me when I say that I'm a ninja.
Gazzy: *Shrugs* *grabs remote controller and puts it on 5 minutes*
(Time is being reversed)
Fang: How dare you just blow me up!
Gazzy: Whachya gonna do about it?
Fang: *slumps* I'm going to bed.
Gazzy: Wait! *grabs Fang and stuffs him in a box and writes 'Ship to HaleyBopperz's home' on the top* There you go! *ships Fang in the mail*
Question to Max:
If it were Fang's birthday would u take him to a casino ;) or a red haired wonder festival?
Myri: *comes out of the torture chamber, dragging Max behind her* ALL YOURS!
Max: MOST DEFINATLY A CASINO! NO REDHEADS ALLOWED IN A 3 MILE RADIUS!
Myri: That rule isn't very valid.
Max: Why?
Myri: I'm a redhead…
Max: *eye twitches*
Question to Max:
Will you be very mad it I took your credit card? (AKA CAN I take your credit card?)
Max: Yes, I would be very mad if you took the Max card, considering it's the only money source we have. Double meaning: you wouldn't live another day after you steal my credit card. *smiles sweetly*
Myri: She won't even let me use it! :(
Max: Deal with it.
Why is Fang so huggable?
Myri: *bites lip*
Max: *snikers*
Nudge, Iggy, Ella, and Gazzy: HAHAHAHHAHHAYWHWHGAHHAW! (Translation: VERY LOUD LAUGHING.)
Myri: He's a huggy bear! While Iggy's my Hubby bear! :D
Angel: Actually, Fang is quite huggable. When his thoughts aren't so perverted, that is.
Nudge: Yeah, but seriously! He's so cute sometimes, like a teddy bear! Only Iggy's cuter!
Max: He sadly doesn't like hugs. :(
Flock and Myri and Ella: *Nods*
(Awkward silence…)
Ella: I wonder what Fang is thinking about right now…
(10 minutes later)
Max: *Suddenly tackles Myri, Ella, and Nudge onto the ground* YAAA! IGGY IS MINE! I win!
(A/N:Poor Fang. The odds are never in his favor. WHO ELSE LUVS CATO? I HEART CATO! Ahhh! Not as much as Iggy, though. Oh, look, it's 3:00 AM. Gotta go!
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