Disclaimer: You know the drill...Me. No. Pirates.

Author's Note: Thank you for all your reviews! Keep 'em coming, dearies! ((Throws cookies off the balcony))


DAY 1

Pintel: Today was nice. Bo'sun made the most delicious soufflé; it was so beautiful. That was until Ragetti lost his eye (again). It rolled onto the table and over a cheese square and finally came to rest in the middle of the soufflé. Bo'sun was mad, of course, and launched Ragetti's eye out the window! Now my poor friend has no eye!

Ragetti: Me eye's gone!! Me eye! ME BEAUTIFUL EYE IS GONE!! All thanks to bloody Bo'sun! He threw it out the window! ME EYE!!! Me EYYYYEEEE!! I'm so happy Bo'sun's bloody soufflé is ruined! He lost my bloody eye!!


DAY 2

Pintel: I hope Ragetti doesn't get suspicious, as I have been acting rather odd lately. Truth is, I've commandeered a dress out of Tortuga before we left port and have been secretly wearing it during the evening hours when Mallot and Grapple are baking cakes and such. If Ragetti ever found out, I'd be ruined for sure! Woah, I have to go. Bo'sun is taking another shot at that soufflé and needs a test dummy.

Ragetti: I've had a wonderful day so far; the Cap'n only called me a tard once. The birds are singing and my eye's still gone…ME LOVELY EYE'S GONE!!


DAY 3

Pintel: Twigg, Bo'sun, Ragetti and myself went into Port Royal for supplies and the occasional shot of rum before we headed back out to the ol' blue. First, we stopped by the dressers for Twigg needed a new coat; his got awfully torn and ripped after he had a fight with a squirrel…very violent…and bloody. Next, we headed to the market for Bo'sun; he needed some more fruits and veggies for the many infamous soufflés he is planning on making during our voyage. And then Ragetti needed to find something to replace the hole where his eye used to be.

Ragetti: ME EYE!! ME EYES' GONE!!


DAY 4

Pintel: Tomorrow we leave the port. Ragetti has been such a broken man since that fateful day when Bo'sun threw his eye out the window. He hadn't even apologized! And he knows how much that eye means to Ragetti! All he's been doing is going around day in and day out screaming, "ME EYE!! ME EYES' GONE!!" Barbossa got rather mad at 'em and kicked him off the side of the ship once, but once he caught his breath, he kept on screaming. Barbossa had him hauled back up where he called him a tard and had him locked in the brig.

Ragetti: ME EYE!! ME lovely, wooden eye is…Goooone!!


DAY 5

Pintel: We have finally left port. Ragetti left early in the morning to try and find another eye before we left and, well, he kind of forgot when we were leaving and we saw him, right as we were pulling away, running out of breath down the docks to reach us. Then he tripped and landed flat on his face and that was kind of the last time we saw him. Barbossa says he needs time to get his head together and we'd return in a few weeks to check on him.


DAY 6

Pintel: We used to share this journal, Ragetti and I, but now he's gone. Bo'sun talked with me while he made cabbage soufflé. I tell you now, not even the best cabbage soufflé could cheer my wounded soul.

I went to bed earlier than usual. On the way across the room I tripped over something. I brought the candle closer and discovered it was a pile of dresses! They will probably wrinkle, as thrown about as they were! I only have one word to say: Ragetti. That imbecile! He's been wearing dresses without me again!

Oh, Ragetti! COME BACK!!


DAY 7

Pintel: You will not believe what we found this morning! We were having a dead wind (means we weren't moving) so I jumped in the water and took a swim. Something bumped into me and when I turned my head there was RAGETTI'S EYE!! Too bad he went through all that trouble. Too bad he had to complain about his bloody eye and Barbossa had to leave him behind (hehe) or he would've found his lovely eye again!