Hello everyone, I feel depressed...... and oh the irony in asking this, but does anyone have good advice to help with my depression?

Misa: Wow.

L: That's new.

Mello: Yeah. So like, no hyperness?

Yeah I guess.

All: Yay!

Raven-Raspera asks:

Okay, first have to say that this is hilarious.
Now, I need help with something. There's this guy I'm friends with, but I
also kind of 'like' him. However, I don't think he thinks of me like that, and
I don't want to tell him in case things get awkward.
And no, BB, I'm not going to kill him. -.-
Anyway, before I leave...*Glomps L* I LOVE YOU!

Thanks. I try.

Beyond: D*mn......

Matt: Then I would just stay friends with him for now unless he starts to show feelings for you.

Near: Well then I-- wait I was going to say that. Matt, are you a mind reader? *looks at Matt suspicously*

Matt: Yes, no, maybe so.

L: Uh, I love you too.

Ryuk: Next!

KariiKeiko asks:

Hulo, I'm here again! ^_^

Reply to BB: awh, thanks for the advice ^_^

Reply to Light: why should someone kill you? *confused*

Reply to L: AH WHY ARE YOU SO SMART AND CUTE?? You must have felt awful when
you found out she was engaged *nod*

Reply to Misa: Really? Awesome ^_^

Reply to Mello and Matt: awh why not? :(

Reply to Near: awh, that's adorable, can I take you home?

Reply to Light: I know for a fact there is *nod* not saying who :P

Reply to Mikami: I woulda thought you'd work as something more exciting than
a bank... '^_^

Reply to Ryuk: I AM BLESSED! I GOT AN APPLE FROM RYUK! HAHA!

Okay, I have somemore questions if that's alright with you lot ^_^

BB, what would you look for in a girls personality, for a grilfriend?

L, what would you have done if you had been in Light's position getting a
death note?

Misa, would you consider dating BB or L? ^_^ (don't kill me BB! Don't make me
feel smaller than I am now L!)

Mello, why is your hair like that?

Matt, Is your hair naturally red? and do you have irlen syndrome?

Near, do you consider yourself better than L?

Light, how many girls that you went out with did you actually like?

Ryuk, did you and Rem ever have a relationship?

Beyond: Anytime.

Light: Because Mikami was getting on my last nerve last chapter.

L: AH I DON'T KNOW?? Yeah..... :(

Matt and Mello: Because I'm not gay.

Near: Buy me lots of toys and it's a deal.

Ryuk: And I don't hand those out very often. ^^

Beyond: Perferably has black hair, rockin body, doesn't care that I'm a crazed physcopathic maniac, and always has strawberry jam in stock.

L: I would probably study the note book and test it to see if it works. Then I would have it locked up so no evil person *cough* Kira *cough* could use it.

Misa: Uh...is there a third option?

Beyond: What's wrong with me?

Misa: Everything.

L: And me?

Misa: You're just too weird.

Beyond and L: -_-

Mello: Because I felt that it suits me.

Matt: Sure is. What? No. What makes you think that?

Matt, can you read this section out of this magazine please?

Matt: No prob. Uh.....hmmm.....I can't! There all squished together! What kind of person writes letters so squished like that?!

Matt, can you please get off your lazy bum and show interest in something for once?

Matt: Nope. Don't feel like it.

And you say you don't have Irlen Syndrome....

Near: No. L is my mentor and I hope to succeed him no over throw him.

L: Good answer Near.....

Light: Well......there was that one girl...never mind, I used her too. Not that I can think of.

Ryuk: With Rem?!? Blech. When I first saw her, I thought she was a dude!

Majorfangirl asks:

*cackles crazily* You guys are geniuses! And my costume was amazing and even
though I'm too old to trick or treat, I tagged along with a seven year old and
did anyone! *strokes bag of candy* But dad keeps taking all the M&Ms, which I
happen to like. Got any fat insults that'll keep him from doing so?

All: We know. ^^

Mello: Now I'm an expert when it comes to fat jokes. So prepare yourself: You're so fat that when your beeper went off people thought you were backing up! You're so fat, when you stepped on the scale it said "to be continued"! You're so fat that NASA orbits satellites around you! You're so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to your GOOD side! You're so fat you use a VCR for a pager! You're so fat when you walk past a window we lose four days of sun light! And my favorite: You're so fat you were attacked by japanese military, they thought you was godzillas cousin!

Beyond: Crap. You got some jokes.....

Light: I like the NASA one.

Near: Next.

Galaxy The Element Girl asks:

Bonjour mon ami! First, happy late Halloween to everyone!!
I'm sorry that I couldn't come yesterday but here I am. Well, um, here's some
of my new questions/advice. My little brother keeps hogging the Wii. How can I
get him off the Wii??

Mello-You like Willy Wonka?? Really? Great! I just got the movie, and I was
wondering if when you come back from the factory, if you would like to watch
it with me... I'll pay for the chocolate! *pouts* can't you make just a teensy
tiny exception? I'd rather not use the Death Note, too... Promise I won't give
out the number!

Matt-Hi Matty! Well, I got you all the games I could from GameStop... they
closed it! Without any warning at all... T.T and it was the only game store
for about a mile... xP
Also... can I get a hug??

L-How are you? Well, I got you some cake!*smiles brightly* also from another
store they closed T.T

Light- I got you a new mini TV. Those don't come cheap, you know. .

Misa- Since I feel bad that I didn't get you anything this time, would you
like to come shopping with me tomorrow?

Ryuk- Here's an apple!!*tosses apple* My friend is allergic to apples. Can
you believe that?0.o

Beyond- Hey B. I have some jam here, would you like it? It seems my mother
bought an infinite supply of jam today.

Near-*pats on the head* I took your advice. Thank you~ for that you get to go
with me to...Toys R Us HQ!

No? Mikami isn't here? Make him a permanent character!! Until you decide to
make him a permanent charrie, I shall be holding him ransom! *laughs evilly
before kidnapping Mikami*

Oh and to all of you.. you get a limited five-thousand-dollar gift card that
works everywhere and you can get anything!...the catch is you must spend it in
the next hour or it will expire ^^ enjoy!

Beyond: Simple, cut his arms off so he can't play the wii.

Misa: I suggest saying that too much usage of the wii controller can result in a fatal skeletal disease that can make you paralyzed. If he doesn't believe that then dare him to look it up on the internet. (May work best if you created a site talking about such)

Mello: Sounds great. Fine, but I'll have to send it to you. Can't say it out loud to the public.

Matt: Sweet, new games! Why not? *hugs*

L: I'm fine thank you. Cake!!

Light: I'll be sure to put this to good use. *wink*

Misa: ^^ YES!!

Ryuk: *eats apple* I would hate to be allergic to apples! Good thing I'm a shinigami.

Beyond: Yes I would. *scarfs down whole jar*

Near: Toys R Us! One of my favorite stores!

Poor Mikami.

All: AHHH!! MUST SPEND NOW!

After update.

All: aww...

Hyper Emo Panda asks:

Heh, thank you for adviceness, the parentals have got me set up with some
perverted psychiatrist -_-''
Anyways Replies..
Beyond-Gee...such...helpful advice
Near and L-Thanks and such ^-^

Now I need more advice T-T
My friend who likes Near (Lol she went as Itachi), another girl (Who likes
Mello, went as MisaMisa) and I (Lol I went as Beyond) were going trick or
treating but cosplaying Death Note and Akatsuki peoples and we didn't want to
tell our other friends because they would eat us T-T...cannibals. Anyways they
found out we went trick or treating without them and now there really annoyed
at us because we 'betrayed them and the gods', what do I do?

All-Seriously type in 'amityville horror ghost on the stairs' in google
images (It's black and white) and make the pic big, the little ghost boy is
freakin creepy 0-0

Beyond: I know right?

Near and L: Anytime.

Light: Apoligize and tell them that "the god" does not feel betrayed.

L: Or you could bribe their forgiveness. A big Hershey's bar should do the trick.

Mello: I should get people to bride for my forgiveness with Hershey's bars before killing them....

All: Will do......S**t!!! That's f*ckin creepy!!!!

Misa: Next!!

Kira's Wife Felicia Suoh asks:

-meanwhile-
Edward: Curses! how did i get found out!
Terry (my kitty): Mreow?
Ed: ok kitty, time for plan b) ROY KEEP FELICIA'S ADDRESS A SECRET! THE FANS
MUST NOT KNOW WHERE I AM!
Roy: will do *broadcasts the address and Ed's name*

-back with me-

ok I'm bored and I have nothing better than to ask this:

DEATH NOTE CAST! I WANT YOU TO BE THE OURAN HOST CLUB UNTIL THANKSGIVING OR
UNTIL THE END OF THIS FANFICTION!

-meanwhile-
Tamaki: Felicia's shouting random things to the DN cast isn't she?
Kyouya: Yah pretty much, and to think you married her
Tamaki: shush, if shes bored and wants to say something random, let her

Cause I'm awesome like that Edward. And I knew where you were. Cause I always know where you are. 0.0

All: Whaa?!

Sorry, but I've never seen the show, so I can't fulfill your request. If you can explain it to me then I'll put it in the next chapter. *strained smile*

Ryuk?

Ryuk: Thanks for reading, reviewing, and join us next time! ^^


Is depression contagious? Cause I could have sworn that a week ago my friend, Elena, was drepressed and now she's all happy again. Now I'm depressed. I have no idea why though. At least I'm not going through a "identity crisis" like my younger brother is.

Me without reviews is like Near without toys. The world will end.

~Lia