The Dark Fire
By Kapil Chauhan
After Clay became a hero, went on Oprah, attended the Wild N' Out show, went to a Hollywood Premiere, bought five McClay's, and also became the world's best eater.
He once tried to act stuffy and give a couple dollar bills to Kimiko, in a suggestive way, and ended up burned more than fire.
Omi was now his number 2 fan, for Omi was his own Number 1 fan.
Raimundo acted normal.
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One sunny August day, the Xiaolin warriors were chilling, Omi swimming in a puddle (don't ask…) Clay on an eating binge, Kimiko playing Goo Zombies 9. Raimundo was writing a Valentine's letter to Kimiko (love is blind they say…) and Master Fung and Dojo…Is this a Rated X story? If not, please run, do not walk, to the nearest exit and scream "Yo es muy estupido!!"
Raimundo got up and flew with Silver Mantaray to the post office.
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There he saw his arch nemesis, Wuya!
But Wuya wasn't with anyone evil, had only an envelope, and was waiting in line.
"Hmmm…Wuya, you can't hide from me, I'm watching you!" Raimundo said, weirdly.
Many of the females in line stepped out, getting a bit freaked by this freaky guy.
"Raimundo, how do you do?" Wuya said.
"Ah hah, you just admitted your plan…did you just ask how I was?" Rai said, confused.
"Nooo, I asked how Jack is."
"Oh, he's dead."
Wuya slapped her head and was called next in line.
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Raimundo looked at the time and he wanted to hurry home.
He bumped into Wuya (don't ask) and they both tripped and their letters fell. They picked up their letters, glared at each other and went to the different people in the post office to send their mail.
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A couple days later, mail came.
All 4 dragons ran to the mail dragon and took the bills, ads, food, more bills, food, internet pricing, coupons, food, an envelope, and did I say food?
Kimiko grabbed the envelope first, and Raimundo was thinking
Mwahahaha! All part of my plan to make Kimiko admit her love to me! Its soo simple!
Kimiko gasped as she read it. Raimundo smirked.
"So how do you like the card?"
"Its…Its…"
Omi and clay looked and they had the same weird face of Kimiko
"Wow…" Omi said
"munch Wow…" Clay said, eating a doughnut.
Raimundo grinned
"Do you guys like the card?"
Kimiko muttered back
"Hell yeah! We're invited to Wuya's wedding! Even though it says Pandabubba…" Kimiko said, trailing off.
Raimundo was turning 1000 different shades of red.
Oh shit, when Wuya and I bumped into each other, we must have mistaken the envelopes as our own. Shit…wait, if Wuya to Pandabubba got here…that means…
Raimundo's eyes popped out
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At Panda town, Pandapubba was checking his mail. He saw a special envelope.
"Huh?"
He opened it and blushed. Raimundo had wrote some vulgar things in there
"I knew it! We were meant for each other!" Pandabubba screamed, walking to his Panda Plane.
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Moonlitewriter: Whats Pandabubba planning? Well…I'll tell you in a bit XD
