JP: After those somewhat blasphemous (yet hilarious!) lusty lyrics sung a certain Salacious Monk, coupled with the somewhat disturbing images of fire and brimstone from last chapter, I thought we would lighten things up with this ode to Apollo, upon discovery of those infamous Chords Of Steel - bleeding eardrums of everybody around him be damned!

If Disney's ultimate ear-worm from hell gets stuck in your head as much as it did mine in writing this, don't blame me… This was done at the request of reader FSOA! (Hope you like it - and kudos at least for not asking for me do it about the putrid AA "Let It Go" spewer, aka la loathsome Elsa – TOO EASY and typical!) Look, I even made an image for this one! :p

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CT: One of these days, Apollo will finally reach a limit to just how much teasing he can take regarding his hair, his voice, and his very being. And when the day comes, he will march through the streets yelling this song at the top of his lungs while the police try in vain to sedate him with round after round of tranquilizer darts. So the moral of the story, dear readers: Never tell Apollo to "let it go and move on", or he will tell you to "let it blow!"


"Let It Blow"
(Belted out to the tune of "Let It Go"
from Disney's Frozen)

The qualms haunt me in my bed at night
Like tormentors, ever mean
Taunting that I'm defective
Barely heard or ever seen
My anger's toiling like a slowly churning tide
Won't be knocked down, I've still got my prideeee


Can't turn back now, can't run or flee
Be the best lawyer I could ever be
Conceal these doubts, don't let them showwww
Well here I goooo!


Let it blow, let it blow
Can't keep quiet anymore
Let it blow, let it blow
Chords of Steel since AA 4!
I don't care if they whinge or stray!
Courtroom battle's on
This booming shout of mine remains here to stay


Compared to those around me
My Horn Head self seems small
Yet my quest in seeking justness
Has me standing proud and tall!


It's time to prove what I can do
Pushing boundaries in proving the truth
Here comes Justice for all to seeeee
This is meeeee!


Let it blow, let it blow
I'm one loudmouthed little guy
Let it blow, let it blow
I'll fight until I die
HOLD IT'S fly as I pound these fists
Courtroom battle's on!


My perceive powers are unlike any arounddddd
My cross-examination drives this case right to the groundddd!
Lies materializing show testimonies not steadfastttt
I'm gonna win this trial, just like the others pastttt!


Let it blow, let it blow
Can't ignore the roar of this voice
Let it blow, let it blow
There was no other choice
Objections fly while I defend awayyyyyyy
Courtroom battle's onnnnnnnn
This booming shout of mine remains here to stay


Dual (because you know, we're a duet!) shout out of thanks and replies to the following awesomesauce readers/reviewers including PM's! Everyone else…thanks so much for reading!

Chapter 5

Forgreatcoffee

CT: Yes, but compared to his brother and bandmate, Klavier's squeaky-clean

JP: I have a head canon that Klavier fancies his theme song to be "Dirty White Boy" by foreigner because he figures it pays to advertise… He's kinda shameless that way! Also, those cats suck! Not a feline fan at all - unless we're talking wild/jungle variety!

Ilet Moratar

JP: I can't stop laughing every time you refer to the fop as a pimp! If he were to ever do a personalized Elvis cover it no doubt would be called "I ain't nothing but a HORN dog!" XD
I think Ema would probably faint at the thought of spawning a litter of mini schlampes in blond Yarini's image at this point, but you know how charming and convincing these rock stars can be! ;)

Chapter 6

MuhammadGamingS

CT: There's a "Hunchback of Notre Dame" musical? Well, I'll have to give it a listen sometime.

JP: "Another Whole New World" request – coming up! (Also, didn't know there was a musical! Need to check that out too!)

RavenPuffPrefect1296

CT: While "Simba's Pride" wasn't the best thing Disney ever created, they did a pretty good job of giving Zira a solid song. Too bad Capcom didn't make Kristoph a dark version of Phoenix by giving him his own cute female sidekick and an adopted child; otherwise, I wouldn't hesitate to write a parody of it.

JP: Indeed, my copilot is hilarious regardless of what language he writes in! I will admit that The Lion King 2 was not the worst of all Disney sequels (for example there is Mulan 2 which scored 0% on Rotten Tomatoes!) It's just that the original is my favourite Disney movie of all time… Perhaps it's not fair to compare anything to it as it such a tough act to follow but put it this way if there were any songs in the second movie, I can't remember any of them! Regarding your question about chapter 5, yes, Mann Hure does translate from German into man whore which I overlooked in making a footnote for, but after I saw your note I actually did put the translation note at the end of "He's a Schlampe" just in case anybody else wondered about the interpretation, so thanks! :)

Peoplepersonsof DooM

CT: I know! To me, Nahyuta's sudden change of heart wasn't touching like Edgeworth's was during "Turnabout Samurai" or at the end of "Turnabout Goodbyes", but rather made him come off as an even bigger traitor. I mean, this is the guy who didn't hesitate to ruthlessly fight against everything that he and his father believed in solely because Ga'ran threatened to ruin Rayfa's reputation by revealing her relation to Dhurke.

Now, Nahyuta is a smart guy, as seen by how Edgeworth requested him to help out the understaffed LA Prosecutor's Office. So unless Torpedo Elsa is a natural traitor, how could he have not realized that Ga'ran revealing Rayfa's lineage would be more detrimental to her, if anything? I mean, it would result in one of two outcomes: either the nation sees Ga'ran as some shameless slut who cheated on her husband with the number-one enemy of the state who killed her sister, or reveal how Amara wasn't really killed, thus shaking the citizens' trust in the Royal Family and making them more inclined to side with the Dragons in their coup.

So with all that in mind, Nahyuta shifting sides during "Turnabout Revolution" comes off more as him joining the winning team, rather than him trying to do what's right. But what makes it worse is the fact that His Ephemeral Holiness comes off as if he's better and more honorable than everyone else.

Sorry about the rant. I just can't stand Nahyuta's character.

JP: I am absolutely delighted that you're Klema fan and that you enjoyed Ema as a lovelorn lamenter in chapter 5, fave funny girl! I agree with you 100% about how there was no epic heel turning for the latent sheet heel that was Prosecutor Sad Monk in Spirit of Justice that made him bearable whatsoever, compounded by his despicable manipulation of Apollo at the very end to boot! I never would've thought to draw the parallel to Lana but that is an excellent analogy – indeed RFTA handled the whole puppet/puppet master angle much better! The idea of the pious monk agonizing over wanting to break his stringent vegetarian diet to sink his teeth into the juicy flesh…of a burger is hilarious!

InjusticeforAll

CT: I'm glad you liked the Latin portions. I was originally planning on using romaji, since Khura'inese is a styled form of hiragana Japanese. However, it was a pain trying to find a reliable translator, so I decided to cut my loses the second I found a Latin translator that actually did its job. Comparing Nahyuta to the von Karmas is an insult to the latter. Sure, Manfred, Franziska, and Bratsworth were no saints, but at least they were honest about who they were as people. They may have acted like they were better than everyone else, but they didn't act all holier-than-thou by pretending that they were acting in the victim's best interest and that they were kind, loving human beings who wanted everyone to get along. Plus, the von Karmas didn't wish centures of pain and suffering on their adversaries, just a quick, humiliating defeat at their hands… unless, of course, you ruin their perfect records.

JP: *humbly bows to the hat tipping*
Hee! You called him MELSA! And NO! He the insufferable putrid lover of pepper and yolk omelets (he gave me breakfast cravings insulting the red and yellow lawyer dammit!) deserves to be sent to the Twilight Realm via heavy, oversized THESAURUS falling upon him! XD
If you like JusticeCykes I think you be happy to know that me and my copilot like them as well so you'll definitely see them popping up at least once! They are the Greek god couple… That is all! There is nothing wrong clichés by the way! Beauty And The Beast is one of my favourite stories of all time and you wouldn't be the first reader to make that request so consider it done!
The idea of Larry serenading Iris was something that never occurred to me but now I'm going to play around with it and see what I can do! :)

TheFreelancerSeal

CT: If the Latin lyrics, as well as my replies to InjusticeforAll and Peoplepersonsof DooM. are of any indication, Nahyuta is my least favorite prosecutor in the entire series. I mean, Nahyuta's reunited with the guy who he saw as a brother after so many years, and what does he do? He condemns Apollo with threats of suffering in Hell and being reincarnated as a stinkbug just for doing his job by defending a sweet girl who is like a sister to him- in more ways than he knows- and making sure she gets due process. Not even Edgeworth, with all of his updated autopsy reports and novice bimbo insults, was that bad when he went against his father's path and became a prosecutor. And mind you, this was a guy who spent 11 years with Manfred von Karma as his mentor.

That's why while many people view "Turnabout Storyteller" as SoJ's weakest case, I love it- not because of the nature of the crime or any of the new characters, but because we get Simon going full-on protective big brother mode and putting Nahyuta in his place for having the gall to dare bully Athena.

"Hellfire" is one of my favorite Disney songs, so to know that you like it so much means a lot to me. I've been playing around with those lyrics in my head the second Nahyuta started talking about damning people to Hell. Y'know, someone need to take that "God damns you to Hell scene" from "Bridge to Terabithia" and make a "Phoenix Wrong" out of it involving Nahyuta.

JP: If I had to pick a lyrics of characters who I despise were not traditional villains in Ace Attorney, MELSA (your nickname for Man Elsa seems to be catching on like Putrid Hellfire bud!) But whom I despise nevertheless, Prosecutor Flutter would be right up there with Fox boy, Trucy's sperm donor, Drew Misham and Not So Mummy Dearest! None of the aforementioned have any redeeming qualities, and the only thing I can say about Sad Monk is he's Disney Princess purty - which would make the aftermath of him banging his head against a wall and bludgeoning up his man-pretty face all the more satisfying! RIP legendary Tony Jay! Never thought one could put anything even remotely associated with the timeless, gifted voice actor or the despot Frollo with this epicene duke of douchebaggery, but hey, Czar is DA MAN! Told ya that villain song was in good hands! ;)