Here I am! I've been sick lately.

But now, I write!

(Applause)

I don't own Megaman, Roll, or any robot masters

(Crying)

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Time for the Amazing Fantastic Super Adventures of How They Survive In This Frozen Barren Wasteland!

The room melted, and Roll and Heatman ran off

That's all folks! Quite a long story there.

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A clock screamed from the top paneling and slammed into Heatman's head.

Roll looked at a clock that had fallen from the ceiling and poked it.

"Stop looking at me!"

The clock yelled, getting up on its legs.

"AHHHH!"

Roll screamed, picking up Heatman and bashing it multiple times.

" Ow! Stop!"

It yelled, running.

"I don't deserve this treatment!"

It yelled.

"Poor Timeman .What time is it?"

Heatman asked, wrapping his bleeding head with bandages.

"About time for me to go home."Roll explained, heading to the door.

"Be careful! There be monsters out there."

Heatman called, walking back to his room.

-=-= During the walk-=-=

Roll skipped along happily.

"I can swear I hear someone in the bush."

She said, suddenly turning and Drop Kicking the bush.

"Hi Yah!"

She yelled, grabbing Rock by the Head and throwing him into the Nearby Pit.

-=-=-==-=-=-=

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" Ahhhh!"

Rock yelled, plunging down into the murky abyss of the Nearby Pit.

"Thank you Nearby Pit Company! "

Roll said to the man.

"No problem. Getting rid of creepy bush people since him!"

The man replied, getting back into his truck and driving away.

"At some point I want to visit the factory"

Roll thought aloud, starting to skip again.

-=-=-=- At the house-=-=-=-=-

Roll opened the door quietly, tiptoeing along so as not to disturb Dr, Light.

"Welcome home!"

He called, jumping out of a door. He grasped her in a firm hug and waddled over to her room. He sat her down outside the door and pressed a button on a remote in his pocket to turn on the cameras.

"Roll-Watching cameras activated."

It said loudly.

" Uhh, it's not what it sounds like!"

Dr. Light said hastily.

Roll drop kicked him and tossed him into the Nearby Pit.

-=-= In the pit-=-=

Rock had gotten comfortable when a large meteor-or Dr. Light- came crashing onto him.

"For the love of cheese nuggets!"

Rock cried, his face bleeding in twenty-seven different places.

"Pain!"

He yelled, passing out.

"Good meat!"

Dr Light said happily, getting ready to feast on a certain unconscious body's flesh.

-=-=-=--= Back at the house-=--=-=

Roll activated the shock collar she had secretly dropped on Dr. Light's head to stop him from eating Rock's flesh.

She yawned, kicked the cameras, and went to bed.

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THE END

Not! I just ran out of Ideas because SOME PEOPLE won't tell me what kind of strange things or happenings to happen.

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Drink Lightade! It will make you a cannibal!

Light: I WANNA EAT YOUR FACE!

Calm down! Get Away! AUAGHHH!

We are once again experiencing difficulties, because Light just ate the host's face. GET AWAY FROM ME! GET TO THA CHOPPA!

-=-=-=- BBL

Business was slow today. And the sun sets on another day, so does out hearts and minds as we lay down to rest.

Whoa. Where did that come from? Oh well. Looks like Heatman got used as a club.