I'm back! Long time no see. Okay I'm going to try to update as many stories as I can before Wednesday because then the packers were comming then we're getting on a plane and... blahs blah blah.

Artsoccer: glad you loved it and didn't want to hit me for writing it. ;D

Elphaba'sGirl: NO! Elphaba is MY idol not yours! Just kidding we all look up to Elphaba in some wy.

Anna: Oh you caught the reference! I love the no good dirty rotten stuff.

bubblegumgirl: HAHA! And yes you don't have many brain cells.

Elphaba-WWW: YEAH! Run Glinda Run!

If a lot of bad things happen to Nessa in this list its because I don't like her and she's a self absorbed deeply shallow self centered spoiled little brat.

Thanks to BubbleGumGirl and Elphaba-WWW for helping me write this.

Disclaimer: I think you already know what most of these say I don't own Wicked or any of the character and blah blah blah

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How To Annoy Nessa

*You don't have to run away like crazy from Nessa because you know she's in a wheel chair

but guaranteed you will be chased by Elphaba for Nessa with a whole bunch of flying monkey or something.

1. Ask her if she wants to dance

2. Tell her Elphaba us already dating Biq

3. When bringing her a drink say, I hope you like punch with lemons melons and pears

4. Walk up to her and say "The question is not were you, but how many times were you crushed by a house.

5. Tell her Elphaba was the one who made the house crush her then when she starts yelling at Elphaba tell her you were kidding then run like crazy.

6. Take away her wheel chair and run with it like crazy.

7. Tell her that she is going to end uolivine a lonely sorry life, and she will become the Wicked Witch of the East

her Boq loves her and then when she goes over to Boq tell you we're kidding and he only and will always love Galinda then run away like crazy.

10. Magic yourself to look like Boq and ask her out when she says yes change yourself back laugh in her face and un like crazy,

11. Put her in a dunk tank

12. Shove her face in to a bowl of whipped Cream.

13. Kidnap her and bring her to New York and take her to see Wicked.

14. Grab her wheel chair and push her down a steep hill.

15. Call her a self absorbed deeply shallow self centered spoiled little brat.

16. kneel down start playing with her legs and say "what happened to these things"


That was very umm...interesting. Like I said I don't like Nessa, so in What if she was never green expect her to be a brat.

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-happy3611