Heyyy! Thanks to everyone who reviewed the last chapter! *hands out cookies to reviewers*

Errrr I don't really have much to say, so let the game continue!

Dares and truths featured in this chapter are from…Taio, Daydreaming, CrystalKatarinaEaterEvans, Naruko Uzu, DestinyDreamer911 (and Kat XD), cartoongal11, CherryFlavouredPoison and ILoveGagaAndMichael.

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Chapter 7

"Ciel, truth or dare?" Agni asked.

"Dare."

"Take off your eye patch," the owner of the Right hand of God was very curious to see what was under it.

The boy raised a hand to the piece of cloth covering his eye and hesitantly removed it, "there," he announced- he had found a loophole in the dare…he turned his head so everyone could see that he had completed the dare, but kept his eye closed.

Agni growled in annoyance as Ciel slipped the eye patch back on, smirking. And since he had completed that dare, he was able to stop acting like Sebastian's cat. After a quick costume change, he returned to his seat.

"Ha! The young master is clever- trust him to think of that!" Bard was obviously impressed, "anyway, who should I pick on next- oh, Will, truth or dare?"

Will, who had sobered up slightly, replied, "dare."

"Dye your hair," Bard held up a random hair dye set, "PINK!" his smile widened as Will stood, retrieved the box of dye and exited the room.

"This is going to be priceless!" Maylene screeched as they waited for the Shinigami to re-enter the room. Yes, Ciel decided, it was!

2 minutes 13 seconds later…

"OH MY GOD!" Grell shrieked, jumping behind Sebastian's chair, shaking with fear. The rest of the room's occupants looked in the direction that Grell's finger had been pointing in.

"We're going to die!"

"What is it?"

"Don't turn us into jelly!"

"Fufufufufufu!"

"It was in one of my nightmares once!"

"Help!"

"It must have eaten Will!"

Several thumps were heard over the racket as numerous cats collapsed from sheer terror.

What was standing in the doorway was scary. No, it was terrifying…a tall creature dressed in black- but the face was the worst part…

Its mouth looked like it had been painted on, its nose was an unnatural bright pink- it looked just like a clown…

And then…it spoke, "I'm back! How do I look?"

Grell emerged from behind Sebastian's chair, "W-Will?"

"Who else?" was the reply, and sighs of relief and realisation echoed round the room.

Bard sighed, "Will! You actually did it! But how on earth did you get that pink dye all over your face? Oh, you look great by the way," he sniggered, and Ciel secretly grabbed a camera and snapped a photo of Will, who returned to his seat.

Finny looked sheepishly at Sebastian, "truth or dare?"

"Dare."

"I dare you to cluck like a chicken every time someone says your name for the rest of the night!" the youth said this long sentence very quickly, and Sebastian paused for a moment before nodding, "ok," the butler replied.

Ciel wasn't going to waste this opportunity, "Sebastian…"

"Cluck."

Everyone laughed. Will repeatedly slapped Undertaker's back as he choked on a cookie and forgot how to breathe. Ciel smirked, "very good, shall we continue?"

Maylene nodded enthusiastically, "oooh yes, yes we should! Prince Soma, truth or dare?"

The prince mused, "hmmm dare!"

"Ok, I want you to kiss the young master, yes I do!" The prince stood and walked over to the young master.

He placed a gentle kiss on the boy's lips, then sat back down again. Ciel was blushing- he'd barely realised what had just happened, but his fiancée had already started to speak.

"Ciel, truth or dare?"

"Dare," he replied, still slightly fazed.

"Ok! Dance to 'Caramelldansen' then! It'll be soooo cuteee!" Lizzie said, clasping her hands together, "oooh and wear this outfit!" she rushed him out of the room, and when they returned, Ciel was wearing a blue mini-skirt and small white top.

But before he could object to the dancing, the music had already started, and his body began moving in time to it without him realising it!

The dancing was a huge hit with some of the guests, especially Lizzie, who watched in 'awe' as Ciel did the dance, however the music did not go down well at all…

Within the first few seconds of the songs, Will and Sebastian's eyebrows were twitching in annoyance, and by the middle of the song, they had formed team 'Wibastian' and were trying to destroy the source of music (which, unfortunately, was incredibly secret, and so they failed!)

When the piece was finally over and Ciel was sat down again, Alois spoke, "Grell, truth or dare?" the blonde boy asked.

"I'll be bold! Dare!"

"Grell, put a grape flavoured condom in your mouth!" Alois grinned, not trying at all to avoid imagining wrong mental images…

"Oh," came the reply, "can't, sorry- I'm allergic to grape! Anything else you want me to do?" Grell was slightly excited about any other dare the boy could think of for him.

"Hmmmm, do a tap dance, then!" was the reply.

The redhead stood up and jumped onto the top of the table.

Tap…tappity tap tap tap!

Eyebrows raised as the Shinigami tapped 3 minutes away without even breaking a sweat, and as Lau began to applaud, most of the room joined in.

Grell bowed and returned to his place, cheeks turning ever so slightly pink as nobody continued the game as they were too busy staring at him!

The Real Tenaka ended Grell's embarrassment, "Sebastian-"

"Cluck"

"Yes, truth or dare?"

"Truth…"

"How old are you- you are such a good butler- how could you possibly be that good- so I was wondering how old you are?"

Sebastian raised a white gloved finger to his lips, "hmmmm…errrr…oh I am precisely 203 years old…" he trailed off as he realised just how truthfully he had answered that dare, "errr…cluck," he decided to ignore the weird looks from Lizzie and Lau (and several cats) and Claude spoke, "Hannah, truth or dare?"

Hannah blinked several times before replying, "dare."

"Put spaghetti in your bra."

Hannah grimaced, but nodded, and Claude held out a handful of spaghetti (where he got it from, no one knew!), which the woman took. She slowly put her hand up her top and, after making several strange faces, brought her hand back from her top and wiped it on her chair, shuddering,

"Ciel, truth or dare?" she asked.

"Dare."

"Give…Alois a piggyback ride," Hannah said.

Ciel, annoyed, rose from his chair and walked over to Alois, who had already stood up in the chair so he could get on Ciel's back. Oh, the things Ciel was asked to do!

As soon as the blonde was on his back, Ciel started walking round the perimeter of the room (very slowly- Alois was quite heavy!) but before Ciel even reached the first corner, Alois found himself sprawled on the floor, "hey! What was that for?" he pouted at Ciel in mock confusion.

"I think you know very well what that was for!" Ciel growled back at him, "you licked my neck! Disgusting idiot!" he went back to his place between Lau and Sebastian (he decided that yes, he had done the dare) and as Alois returned to his seat, Undertaker spoke, "William, truth or dare?" Will, who had been stroking his fluorescent pink hair, looked up, "dare."

"Hmm, wear a ball gown and pole dance in it!" Undertaker began to giggle at the image that popped into his head when he said that, "very well then," Will replied, "does anyone know where I may acquire a ball gown?" yes, apparently he had sobered up…

Lizzie squealed triumphantly, "oooh yes, I saw one in an upstairs wardrobe that would suit you very well!" she grabbed his sleeve and tugged him along with her as she raced upstairs.

About five minutes later, Lizzie re-entered the room, however, Will wasn't with her, "oh Will, stop being silly, you look adooorable!" the teen said, looking over her shoulder.

In the end, she resorted to dragging the man into the room as he wouldn't budge.

"Oh my!" Grell exclaimed as everyone got a proper look at Will. The tall man was dressed in a long, pink, frilly ball gown which rustled as he moved, and it was evident that Lizzie had forced him to wear heels, too.

"Now for the pole dancing!" Lizzie had obviously taken it upon herself to conduct the game, so Will could do nothing but obey!

His scythe was in his hand before anyone realised it, and he somehow managed to get it to stand up on its own.

Unfortunately, his pole dancing lacked in every area- the dress didn't make it easy for him either- he stumbled, tripped, yelped, and at one point he managed to jab himself in the eye with one of his heels.

During those next few minutes of Will's atrocious dancing, Lau cringed, Grell stared, Undertaker almost died laughing, and several cats laughed, to Ciel's horror…

"Oh god, *pant* I've got to stop! I'm *pant* shattered!" Will collapsed in his chair, not even bothering changing back into his suit, "so, *pant* Ciel, truth or dare?"

"Dare- no truth!"

Will, who had got his breath back, replied, "you said dare! No changing your mind! Dress up in a kimono and obey Lau's orders!"

Ciel grumbled, left the room, and was back soon, dressed in a short, sexy kimono. He barely had time to sit back down before Lau was ordering him round, "Ciel, just pour me another glass of wine please, oh and while you're stood up," Lau took the opportunity to cheekily slap Ciel's ass. Ciel rolled his eyes and poured Lau another glass of wine, then sat back down as he said, "my turn. So, Sebastian-"

"Cluck!"

"yes, truth or dare?"

"Dare please, young master."

"Grope Grell's ass," Ciel had gotten the inspiration from Lau- unsurprisingly!

The butler stood and walked over to Grell. The other man stood, and Sebastian did what his master had told him to do, earning an 'ooh' from Grell.

He sat back down, and the young master spoke, "Soma, truth or dare?"

"Dare."

"Kiss Agni on the cheek," Ciel replied.

Soma leaned towards Agni, planting a small kiss on his cheek. He pulled away almost sheepishly- nobody had seen him like this before, and it was obvious that he did have feelings for Agni.

"Awww, another cute one!" Lau smiled, "you do look sweet together! But, I assume we are continuing the game?"

Most of the people round the table nodded their heads in agreement, and a cat joined in with the nodding. However, it nodded so vigorously that its head fell off…

"Ugh," Lau kicked the rolling cat head away from him, "so Lizzie, truth or dare?"

"Dare!"

"Lick peanut butter off Ciel's foot!" Lau grinned and said to Ciel, "now dear, take off your shoes, or I could do it for you! Oh, and fetch some peanut butter."

Ciel did as he was told, and dangled his leg over the chair leg so his fiancée could reach it. She smeared some of the sticky substance onto Ciel's foot and lowered her head. Ciel shuddered as her tongue flicked across his foot, removing the peanut butter.

Lizzie raised her head and smiled, "there!" and went back to her place.

Grell's turn…"ooh, Bassy!" he said dramatically (Sebastian decided that this was not his name, and so didn't cluck), "truth or dare?"

"Dare," the butler replied.

"Do a strip tease!" Grell half shouted, watching eagerly as Sebastian stood on the table and slowly removed his gloves…

Two minutes later…

"Bloody hell! How long is he making this last?" Bard yelled as Sebastian took off his shirt- only after he'd made a HUGE show of undoing the buttons first…

The butler unzipped the front of his trousers, stepping out of them- and performing the rest of it with more grace (and better results, too!) than Claude!

By the time the butler was naked - Ciel later claimed that he forgot to stop Sebastian from going any further!- Maylene, Grell, Finny, Lizzie and Ciel were all experiencing the worst nosebleeds they'd ever had, as were five cats…

A short while (and several nosebleeds) later…

"Alois," Soma said, "truth? Dare?"

"Dare," replied Alois.

Soma literally ran to where Alois was sitting and whispered something in his ear. Alois nodded, then stood. Soma returned to his seat, deliberately saying things like, "What?" and, "what are you looking at me for?" to keep the attention on him.

While he was distracting everyone, Alois snuck up on Ciel and kissed him. Ciel pulled away and Alois returned to his seat, grinning.

"Maylene," said Agni, "truth or dare?"

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Woah…cliffie! Sorry, I just couldn't resist! :)

That…was a MONSTER chapter! I tried to include as many truths and dares as I could- any that weren't in this one will be in the next one!

Please review with truths dares, cats- the usual XD or monster chapter will come and eat you! (don't ask how that will work, just use your imagination!) ;)

Thanks for reading the seventh chapter of 'Truth or dare Kuroshitsuji! :) :) :)