I am so so so sorry about the last version of this chapter. It was pathetic. This ones not awesome but its better than the last one! Please read it and don't give up on me! I've just been real stressed lately.

Anything you guys wanna see in this story? Think someone's ooc? Want more of someone in this? Ok! I'll probs do it! Give me your opinions peeps. Please *puppy eyes*


Meanwhile Tobi seemingly dragged Deidara all over the house before finally arriving in the living room and being shaken off.

"As you all know, Sasori arrived not to long ago," Pein began, "we need to discuss the possibility of other ninja coming here." He scanned the room with his eyes, noticing and ignoring Hidan's rude outbursts as he was silenced by Kakuzu, and allowing his gaze to halt on Sasori. "How did you arrive?"

Sasori started " I was creating my art-shut up, brat- and was suddenly teleported to this dimension as a kitten." He continued, ignoring Deidara's sudden yet expected art rant, "there is no known cause. I also have information on the girl"

Pein nodded and spoke once more "we arrived the same way. Although, in our time period, you're dead. Report on Zoey"

"She seems to dislike talking about her past. She was vague in details, and I believe she was lying to me on some of it. From what I have seen and have been told she is highly unstable." Receiving a 'we'll talk more on this later' from Pein he was silent once more.

Itachi spoke up "I have a theory on how we got here". Receiving a nod, he continued. "I think that..."

Upstairs Zoey was tossing and turning attempting to reach the haven called sleep. Eventually deciding it wasn't worth the frustration, she sighed and decided to just sit there. Staring up at the bare ceiling she began to think to herself. So what should I do now? I mean, I just partly lied to Sasori. Yeah, I'm screwed. He totally knows. The question is, what will he do about it? Maybe they'll torture me, kill me, enjoy my screams? Nah. Hmm. Yeah, I'm bored. Music? Yes. After finishing her mini conversation with herself she rolled off the bed -yes, rolled- and sluggishly walked over to her CD player. About to press play, she paused for a moment. Wait, I need headphones. They won't like my music. Screw them. They deserve the annoyen- She quickly shook her head rid of the increasingly dark thoughts and grabbed some headphones. Being as tired as she was, of course, she didn't plug them in. Nor did she realize she had forgotten until her door burst open with several annoyed S-class criminals glaring her down.

"Oh...hey guys" she gave a nervous smile and waved, "nice weather huh? Heh heh..."

Music still blasting, the CD player was pierced with a kitchen knife and was destroyed. Why are they using kitchen knives you ask? They couldn't carry kunai as kittens, now could they? Deidara only has clay because he went and found some sometime.

"Why the fuck did that badass music stop?" Hidan burst into the room.

"Uh.." He was glaring at her too this time "I'm sorry! It wasn't me! It was, uh, Kakuzu! Shit don't kill me!" The money obsessed man approached her threateningly and just as he was to reach the poor girl, the doorbell rang. Everybody froze. "Oh hey the bell! I better go get that!"

Running to the front door she flung it open only to discover another box. It's not more kittens or anything. It can't be, I have all the Akatsuki. Nudging the box with her foot elicited an annoyed mew, making her jump. "Oh hell no. Not happening. Nope. I never saw this" she slammed the door shut and walked a few steps away before the sad mewing started. "...dammit fine! Just stop the tragic ness." She scowled before yanking the door open and taking the box inside. "I wonder who it is!" She opened the box before seeing...