Episode Seven, Bow Wow!!

"SARGE!!!!!" Donut rushed into the kitchen where Sarge was.

"What Peach?"

"Command finally got my letter requesting dogs for the canyon!!!!!"

"ITS PERFECT!!!"

"Why sarge?"

"I can train one to eat Grif!!!"

"Uh.. Yeah!!! I can't wait!!"

"What kind are we getting?"

"I'm not sure!!"

"I hope we get a German Shepard!!"

"I want a fluffy little dog that I can dress up!! EEEE!!!"

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"TUCKER!!!!!"

"What the hell did I do Church?!"

"You let Caboose drink the bleach again!!!"

"Its not my fault!! I tell him no! He drinks it anyway!!"

"Well I'm not going to sit back and let him drink it!!" Tex came into the living room where they were arguing.

"What's wrong now?"

"Caboose drink the bl-"

"Come in Blue guys. Come in dudes." Vic chimed in on their radios.

"Hello?"

"Hello Church. Dude we are sending you guys a dog. Vic out."

"Bu-. He hung up."

"What did he say?"

"Tex he's sending us a dog."

"a big one or lap dog?"

"He didn't say."

"Damn it. Okay."

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The Reds were all staring at a Siberian Husky sitting with a Red collar on sitting patiently on the ground.

"Those filthy Blues will suffer! And Grif!!"

"All man. I wanted a small dog." Donut was mildly depressed.

"Grif and the Blues will sir!!"

"Note to self, avoid dog." Grif walked off.

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They were sitting and standing looking at a Papillion with a light Blue collar on sitting and panting.

"WHAT THE HELL??!!!!" Tex shouted.

"I think he's cute." Caboose walked over.

"I fucking hate command. How in the hell am I suppose to kill anyone with this dog!!??"

"Dude I'm so done." Tucker walked off.

"I hate lap dogs."

"CHURCH!!!"

"What Caboose? I'm busy listening to Tex."

"Can I name her fluffy?"

"Whatever."

"Can I give her a tour?"

"Yeah sure."

"YAY!! Thanks Church!!"

"Yeah just leave." caboose carried the dog around the base to give it a tour.

"Now what Tex?"

"I have no idea."

"She is a little cute."

"Yes, but cute won't win us the war."

"Us? Are you acting like your on the team?"

"I might be a freelancer, but I'm not going anywhere."

"That's a relief."

"So what now?"

"I asked you first!!!"

"True. Please don't yell." Tex grabbed her ears slightly.

"Are you okay?"

"Yeah. Two reasons, one, its annoying, two, I have a headache."

"Why?"

"I have no idea just leave me alone."

"Okay." Church walked away.

"CHURCH!!! I think she likes you." Caboose handed the dog to church.

"No." The dog was biting him and growling.

"It hates me." Church sat it down on the ground and it ran into Tex's room.

"It likes Tex, now come on."

"But Ch-"

"No, lets go."

"Okay."

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Tex walked into her room to find it sleeping on her pillow curled in a ball. As she spotted the dog she smiled slightly then sat on her bed, leaned against the wall, closed her eyes and pet the dog. Suddenly she stood up and walked over to her calendar and looked at a couple of marked dates. One twenty three days ago was marked, 'This sucks!!!' then nothing until Church's birthday in three days. Tex sighed then laid in her bed next to the dog and it curled up next to her. She fell asleep only to be woke up by someone kissing her head when she opened her eyes Church was there,

"Its noon."

"I'm tired."

"How's your headache?"

"Better. Still not gone."

"Well I didn't mean to wake you up."

"Its okay. I've just been really tired lately."

"Why?"

"How should I know?"

"Have you been sleeping well?"

"Other then having constant nightmares, yeah."

"Nightmares? You?"

"I know."

"About what?"

"One I got stabbed in the stomach."

"Ouch. Uh anything else?"

"Everyone I get shot, stabbed or stuck."

"Why?"

"I don't know, but it freaks even me out a bit."

"Well I wish you sweet dreams."

"Thanks."

"Night." With that said Church stepped out worried which she knew, but went back to sleep.

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"This is Grif. I hate Grif. You hate Grif. You chase Grif. I shoot Grif."

"Hello sarge is teaching Spike to eat Grif." Simmons pointed out looking at Sarge and the dog on the ground with Grif behind sarge.

"SPIKE!!! I like fluffy."

"No one likes that name Donut."

"I do!!"

"You're the only one!!!"

"No I'm not."

"Yeah you are!!"

"Your only jealous because you didn't think of it first!!!"

"I'm sure that's it Donut."

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Grif stood completely motionless as Sarge talked.

"Get him!!" Sarge shouted and the dog charged, but jumped on Grif and started licking.

"He likes me Sarge."

"He's tasting you Grif."

"tasting? Are you sure?"

"It's the only logical explanation!"

"Or maybe he just likes me."

"That's impossible!! How could he like you?!"

"Who knows. But he's not tasting me."

"Maybe he's tricking you!! He's messing with your head to make you think you can trust him. Then when you least expect it… BAM!!! He he."

"Uh… I suddenly remember… I have a… Hair cut appointment!" Grif got up and walked off.

"He he. Dead man."

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"All I'm saying is I'm not the only one that likes the name fluffy!!"

"Why should I listen to a guy who wears Pink armor?"

"Its not Pink!!"

"Then what is it?"

"Lightish Red!!!!"

"That's Pink."

"No its not!!"

"Yeah it is!!"

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"I think the dog is sleeping Caboose."

"With who Tucker?"

"Tex."

"Why?"

"It's a dog, how in the hell should I know?!"

"I don't know."

"Your such a dumb ass."

"I'll go see if Church knows!"

"Yeah and don't come back."

"Okay!"

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"Church!!!"

"What caboose?"

"Why is the dog sleeping with Tex?"

"That sounded dirty. it's a dog and I don't speak dog so don't ask me."

"Why is tex sleeping?"

"She's tired."

"Why?"

"She's been having nightmares."

"Why?"

"I'm not sure."

"Why?"

"Because I don't know."

"Why?"

"I'm not a doctor."

"Why?"

"I didn't go to collage."

"Why?"

"Because I joined the military."

"Why?"

"Because I wanted to be with Tex."

"Why?"

"Because I love her."

"Why?"

"I don't know."

"Why?"

"STOP ASKING MY THAT GOD DAMN IT!!!!"

"Why?"

"Its annoying."

"Why?"

"BECAUSE IT IS!!!!"

"Why?" Church sighed and walked away.

"Where are you going?"

"Anywhere away from you."

"Okay!!"

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"Hey Tex." Church walked in and laid in bed with her while she was half awake. She sat up strangling him by his dog tags to sit him up.

"What do you think your doing?"

"Hiding from Caboose."

"In my bed?"

"Sorry I was just hoping you wouldn't mind."

"Its fine. But no snoring."

"Okay." He laid down behind her as she laid down in front of him the dog in front of her. He rubbed her jean covered waist slightly as they laid her half asleep Church not at all. He sat and looked around thinking until she turned over asleep onto her right and put her leg over his hip and her right arm around his shoulder. I can't remember the last time we laid like this. as he thought the dog sat up and squeezed in between them licking his face causing him to close his mouth quickly then the dog laid down in front of him.

"Church!!"

"SHIT!!! Tex.."

"What?"

"Get on top of me."

"What!!?"

"Hurry caboose is coming!!" She quickly laid on top of him and the dog moved.

'CHURCH!!!"

"Tex where is Church?"

"uh… What's it matter?"

"I want to ask him something."

"I'm not sure." Tex could tell Church was in pain by her bones digging into his body and was holding his breath.

"I'll go ask Tucker!!" Caboose strolled off then she got off causing him to release his breath in a sigh of relief.

"Holy shit you just about stabbed me with your bones women." She giggled slightly as he touched his stomach.

"Sorry. It was your idea though."

"You have a point." While listening to him she started messing with his hair while facing him with her leg over his waist an twirling his hair in her right hand.

"God I can't remember the last time we laid like this."

"Me either."

"Lets not wait so long this time."

"Sounds like a good plan."

"Do you remember when I kissed you for the first time?"

"We were slow dancing at the senior prom."

"Remember the song?"

"I have thought that you have come back lately."

"Yeah."

"Yo take my soul away from me'Cause when I see you You rip my heart outBut all the same you're not to blameBaby, baby, I love you still

I need your heart beating next to my heartIn love I am

I need your heart beating next to my heartIn love I am

Do you remember how I met you child?I was down and I fell for you completelyWhen I wanted your heart andYou didn't want me now you didBut now you did

I need your heart beating next to my heartIn love I am

I need your heart beating next to my heartIn love I am

Do you love me still?'Cause I miss youI miss you, babyI miss you." they both finished the song laughing slightly then she hit him lightly.

"You still remember!" She pointed out.

"How could I forget?"

"Just didn't expect you to remember."

"Remember I went in for a kiss and you kissed me stepped on my foot and threw punch on me."

"Yeah. Ha ha. That was funny."

"That tux cost a hundred dollars and you ruined it in three seconds. The tie had a punch stain so bad it never came out."

"You ended up pouring some on my Black dress."

"Yeah, but it was worth it."

"It was. Besides I never really liked wearing dresses anyway."

"How much did your cost?"

"Ninety dollars."

"That's a shit load of money to spend on one dress. At least mine included the tie, corsage and shoes."

"I know. I can't even wear it now."

"Why?"

"Its to big."

"you lost weight?"

"Not weight. I just tightened my muscles to give the same effect of loosing weight."

"Oh. My tux doesn't fix me either."

"Why?"

"I gained weight."

"Not much of a surprise there."

"What's that suppose to mean?"

"Your in less better shape then when I met you."

"Your in better."

"Thanks. You need to get on a diet."

"Hey! Besides I'm on one."

"A real one."

"The vowel diet is a real diet!!"

"Whatever you say." She sat up and stretched out her arms and he watched.

"I'm up now."

"Okay." He sat up to and hugged her from behind.

"You caught me by surprise."

"Yes I did." He started tickling her stomach.

"Stop it!!" She pushed him off her bed and walked out.

"Ouch! Son of a bitch!!"

"CHURCH!!!"

"SHIT!!!"

End Episode Seven.