Chapter 7: Good Times

"Bella, I was looking through my box of stuff and look what I found." She said as she held up a tazer. Oh shit not again. I remember that day all too well…

"Look what I have!" Abby yelled as soon as we all settled down. As soon as we all looked, she whipped out the tazer from Kate's house.

"OH SHIT!" I yelled. Everyone was backing up slowly. Afraid to make any sudden movements, Embry started to move a little closer to her. Alice and Jasper hauled ass out of that room. They were the smart ones.

Flash back

"Abby, baby? Please give me the tazer." He said calmly. I was shocked that he was this calm when his girlfriend just whipped out a tazer from her side pocket. How did I not see that?

"No. I am going to keep It." she said. I looked over and saw Lindsay had turned around and was walking, slowly toward the door.

"Ok. You can. Just please give it to me so no one gets hurt."

"Oh Embry please. I have better control than you and you know It." she said flinging it around with her wrist. She was going to hurt someone.

"Ok. Well that maybe true. But I just don't want anyone to get hurt. I know how much you love tazers but this is for the good of all man-kind. So please give me the tazer." Embry said. I didn't think he could ever be so mature. Guess you learn something every day.

"Yea yea whatever." she said totally dismissing everything he had just said. "Hey watch this!" she said. "Hey Lindsay!" she yelled as she threw it at her. Lindsay turned around only to be met face to face with a tazer. She tried to dodge it. She was very fast with her reflexes. But the tazer was slightly faster. It hit her square in the shoulder knocking her ground with a sudden thrust of her body. She was violently twitching and screaming the moment she hit the ground.

"How…*twitch*… many…*twitch* … times…*twitch*… can you… *twitch*… get tazed…*twitch*… before you…*twitch*… before you can't…*twitch*… have kids…*twitch*" it took her awhile to get that sentence out before Abby, Emmet, Embry, and Edward all busted out laughing.

"LINDSAY!" Jake yelled as he darted over to her and held her in his lap. Crushing her to his chest attempting to stop her violent shaking with no prevail. Abby and Edward were hanging on each other trying to hold each other up from laughing so hard. It was a funny sight to see. My boyfriend and best friend, even though they are worst enemies, being like that to each other. It made me want to cry from happiness. Lindsay's violent shaking had stopped a little bit… she was only twitching now. Which was still pretty funny.

"I…*twitch*… hate… *twitch*… you…" Lindsay said looking at Abby.

"I love you too girl." She said confidently.

"Oh yea. Now I'm dating a lesbo. That's hawt!" Embry said.

"Embry, honey?" Abby asked sweetly.

"Yes?"

"GROW SOME BALLS AND GROW UP!" she yelled at the top of her lungs.

"Honey, I have balls. I just don't use them." he stated. Ok this was getting sick. Everyone had stopped laughing and we were now listening intently to this conversation.

"Well I know that, darling!" Abby yelled. They were really going at it.

"Ok don't dis the balls." Embry said.

"OK! I THINK WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS CONVERSATION!" I yelled interrupting everything.

"Sorry, Bella." They mumbled together.

End flashback

Abby and I started to laugh from the memory. I missed those days. No worries and no problems. Just my friends and I.

"That was a good day." Abby said.

"Until the end." I replied.

"Oh, yea. That."

"So what do you wanna do today?" I asked her changing the subject.

"I don't know." I said.

"Well that's not good."

Knock

Knock

"I guess I'll get that." I stood up off Abby's couch and opened the front door. I was greeted by a smiling Lindsay.

"Hey girl." I said hugging her and ushering her in.

"Hey." She said hugging me back.

"We were just discussing what we wanted to do today."

"Well I have to leave in a little while."

"Really?" I asked.

"Yea, I have to work." Lindsay said.

"Ugh life sucks balls." Abby said. This was a good time to do to her what she did to me.

"Whose balls." I said.

"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! BELLA!" Lindsay yelled. We all erupted into a fit of laughter.

"That was good." Abby said after we had all calmed down.

"Well, I try." I said pretending to adjust my collar.

"Now what?" Lindsay asked.

"No clue." I said. Then I got an idea.

"I got it!" I yelled. Abby and Lindsay jumped from my sudden outburst.

"What!" they said together after they recovered.

"Let's prank the guys."