After a short hiatus, I am finally bringing you guys back-to-back chapters again. I could really use you guys reviewing, like really soon, cause I want 100 reviews by the end of the next few chapters. So, if you've reviewed, or follor/favourite my stories, can you please do me a huge, huge favour and review the chapters for me? I have about 1000 views right now but only 77 reviews, so I could use some more. Thanks...This chapter is a reward for all the kind, devoted readers I have who took the time to review, especially my favourite reviewers, Lauren Joans and BubbleEwa.
21. I will not stage cage matches with demigod powers.
"AAAARGH" Percy screamed, electricity running through his water-soaked veins. If the body was 72% water, did that mean that only 72% of him was hurting right now? Percy hoped not. If this was 72%, he'd hate to be the poor one experiencing 100. He gritted his teeth, searched for some water, and, suddenly, all the contents of everyone's cups and bottles flew from their containers, creating a huge, multi-coloured. He unleashed on Thalia, smashing her against the cage wall. Ouch. That'd have to hurt.
"My Coke!" One little boy complained, looking at his empty glass. Meanwhile, Percy, wave still behind him, waited for Thalia to struggle to her feet. When she finally did, in an act of massive cruelty, Percy let the wave go straight away, knocking her straight back against the wall, and straight back into that same position.
"Done?" Percy said, the most evil of smirks being mirrored on his face. In an attempted act of contempt, Thalia tried to shoot electricity back at Percy, but all that came out were a couple sparks, barely extending out of her fingertips. Thalia collapsed on the ground. She raised a hand, the only part of her body that was moving, and Percy poised himself to strike. But instead, all she did was tap her hand on the ground twice, then collapse to the ground like the rest of her body. Ha. Serves her right for electrocuting him. He had felt like Luke Skywalker for a second there.
22. Nor shall I stage non-power fights for the 'prize' of Percy's love.
"He's mine!" Rachel said, spitting a very-red mixture of blood and hair out of her face. She lunged at Annabeth, who sidestepped, deflecting Rachel's momentum into the wall. Annabeth then began kicking her in the side.
"Don't touch him! He's mine!" Annabeth growled, acting most irrationally for her parentage. Percy sat in front of the cage, unhappy as to what was going on. He made his way to the cage, and stuck his head through an opening.
"Uh, do I get a say in any of this?" He asked hesitantly. Annabeth reverted her gaze from Rachel to Percy, and immediately changed her expression from near-insane to giddy with happiness.
"Yes, dear?" Annabeth said, in a most out-of-character voice.
"Do I get a say in this?" He said, less hesitant than before now.
"Of course sweetie, whatever you want." Annabeth said, probably not even hearing the question.
"Just remember my superior strength, hotness, intelligence and..."
"I pick Rachel." Percy said, nonchalantly cutting Annabeth off.
"WHAT?!" Annabeth yelled, shocked to say the least.
"But I'm so much...URNGH!" Her rant was interrupted by a flying streak of red.
Just a quick author's note, I do not ship Perachel, nor do I believe any of the characters to be anything like this. In the first chapter, I specifically stated this was gonna be OOC.
23. I will not try to lure the Aphrodite.
"Why aren't they coming?" Travis had asked, after twenty minutes, and nothing to show for it.
"There's nothing they'd want. Dude, no Aphrodite girl will be interested in free food. They're all like, anorexic and stuff!" Connor said, marvelling at the absolute stupidity of his twin brother. How could someone related to him be so stupid?
"Just you wait, our trap will snag on SOMEONE." He was right. Within seconds, the Ares cabin had sniffed out the smell of food. They immediately came running, looking like a pack of wolves to the vulnerable twins. Nevertheless, they still ignited the trap, pulling up the trip wire. The Ares cabin fell over each other and skidded, creating an almost comical trench in the dirt. They emerged from the hole covered in glitter, and they got out to beat the twins to death. Their bruises have only just began to fade.
24. I will not take pictures of Chiron with his curlers in.
Chiron got up in the middle of the night, needing a drink. He made his way to the Big House's bathroom, and opened the cupboard. He wanted some 'medicinal' alcohol with his warm milk. He saw the mirror, which was attached to the cupboard, and realised his curlers were still in. Which he didn't care about until he opened the cupboard door, and he was greeted by a distinct flash. SHocked, he clomped back to his bed, wondering what was going on. He would soon find out in the mess hall the next morning...
25. I will not get Sally to joke about being pregnant.
Percy stepped off the subway, apprehensive as to the urgent tone of his mom on the phone. He stepped into his apartment, getting a sense of home he hadn't felt since he left Camp Half-Blood that morning. He stepped into the kitchen and saw his mom at the dining room table. She looked troubled. She sighed, indicating for Percy to take a seat. He did, anguished as to why his mother would be so anguished. She got straight to the point.
"Percy, I'm pregnant." She said, cringing.
"What? That's amazing news! I'm so happy!" Percy was saying, almost doing a dance, tears streaming down his face. Sally cringed even more. Explaining the joke would hit home pretty hard...
SO there you go, another chapter. I hope you guys will enjoy it, I know I enjoyed writing it. I still could use anyone who views to review, and maybe slip me an idea too. Thanks guys, love the support.
