Thanks so much for your support, guys. I'm so happy to be blessed with the best reviewers EVER! And thank you for the feedback on "Frozen Angel"! I'm happy I managed to creep you guys out ;)

I don't own FMA. In fact, all I own is my laptop and spinney chair. WHEEEE!

First up is SoulEaterMarie! Can I borrow your Pidgeot?

Dear Riza,
What would you do if you were free to do anything to Roy's gloves?
Dear Roy,
What would you do if Havoc ripped your gloves?
Dear Armstrong,
What would you do if you couldn't wear your sparkles for a month?
Dear Winry,
What would you do if Ed broke your wrench?
Dear Ed,
Exactly why do you have a piece of hair sticking up in the front?

Riza: Technically I am, since I'm the one who guards them. Hmmm… it might be fun, however, to dye them pink… Or put Hayate's paw print on them…

Roy: …Why does everyone like messing with my special gloves?!

Roy: If he ripped my gloves, I would not only steal every woman available to him in Central City, I would give him all my paperwork for a month.

Havoc: Geez, fine! I wasn't going to do it anyways…

Armstrong: I do not WEAR them, my dear reader! I merely INVOKE THEM from my glorious passion that has been passed down the Armstrong line for GENERATIONS! (Rips shirt off in 'passion')

Me: Please put your shirt back on… -_-"

Winry: I would beat him half to death with a screwdriver, make him fix my wrench with alchemy, and then remove the last half of his life…

Edward: Eep!

Edward: Uh… because it's AWESOME? You fangirls know you like it…

Alphonse: Actually, he thinks it makes him look taller. It really doesn't, though…

Edward: I wear it like this because it's cool! Stop telling lies about your brother! *Scowl*

Alphonse: …

Sure you do, Ed. Up next is DXRough!

Dear Wrath,
What's it like being the youngest homunculus?
Dear Edward,
What would you do if Winry married Al?

Bradley: Well, I don't get nearly as much respect as I like… That's also because my Philosopher's Stone is only made up of one human soul, I age like a normal human, and I'm the most like a human out of all the other Homunculi. It gets a little annoying, to be frank.

Edward: W-well… I would be happy for both of them… (Starts shaking)

May: NOOO! S-Sir Alphonse is MINE!

Winry: Um… Guys? I wouldn't marry Al…

Edward: Oh! Good-I mean… uh… Al should marry who he wants!

May: *Sigh* Fate shall keep us together, my knight…

Alphonse: What the heck just happened?

Trust me, Al, you don't want to know. And next is lotrprincess, leader of Hyrule ;)

Dear Dwarf in the Flask (Father),
What would you do if I sent LZ (Link) on a quest to eradicate you and your children?
Dear Olivier Mira Armstrong and Captain Buccaneer,
Please don't kill me, but do you two have a thing going on behind the scenes?
Dear Elric brothers,
What would you do if Envy transformed himself into Edward, Alphonse's body, or your mother? (Assuming he's seen photos of the latter two.)

Father: I don't really care. But if he got in the way, I would let my children dispose of him however they wished.

Pride: Slice-and-dice.

Envy: Shapeshift into someone he loves then murder him.

Lust: I would spear him like a fish.

Gluttony: Can I eat him? *Drool*

Sloth: …Too…much…effort…

Wrath: Probably the same as Pride, except I would do it with my swords, not shadows.

Olivier: NO. (Sharpens sword)

Buccaneer: I'm with her. (Puts on Mad Bear automail)

Edward: If he turned into me, I'd have no problem attacking him, but I would likely hesitate if he looked like Al or Mom…

Alphonse: It's pretty much the same for me, but I actually might hesitate a bit if he used my body.

Envy: Thanks for the ideas!

Great, now he's up to no good… AGAIN… And Olivier and Buccaneer, if you so much as touch my precious reviewer, I will personally lay siege to Briggs. Now we have… (Dun, dun DUUUUUN!) Valley of Death :)

Dear Winry, what would you do if you saw Ed and Rose kissing?

Dear Riza, what would you do if Roy suggested something that rhymes with Chex (you know what I mean *wink wink*)

Winry: Murder… (Pulls out wrench)

Riza: Why do all of you believe I am attracted to the Colonel? We do NOT have anything more than a work relationship. Besides, if anyone in the military got any wrong ideas, we'd both be fired.

Roy: … (Thinking: Damn fraternization laws…)

Star-crossed lovers, hehe… Here are some questions from the unlucky kitty, Kitten1313! :D

Dear Ed,
Besides milk, are there any other foods you refuse to eat?
Dear Lust,
Was there anybody you actually did love?

Edward: Nothing much, really, but... I also really don't like celery.

Me: Finally, SOMEONE agrees with me…

Lust: I don't really have time for that kind of stuff because of the whole Promised Day plan, but… Don't tell anyone this, but in my first few decades or so, I found a rather cute man. I was rather charmed by him, but when I finally outlived him, I truly realized what immortality meant. It means outliving anything you care about. That's when I decided not to ever stray from my true purpose in life: serve my Father.

That was…deep… And we have everybody's favorite whale/Fuhrer, BabyBlueBeluga!

Dear Roy,
Do you ever want to marry Lieutenant Hawkeye? Maybe have kids?
Dear Riza,
How do you feel about the above?
Dear Hayate,
What's it like with a family? :3 How are your puppies!?
Dear dogs of FMA,
Why are you so attracted to Ed? Is he like a glomping toy or something?

Roy: Maybe I want to, maybe I don't. It really doesn't matter, since I'm not allowed to get into a relationship with her, anyways. But it's a little annoying whenever Hughes pesters me about it…

Hughes: C'mon, Roy, kids and a wife are the best things in life! Speaking of which, look at my newest pictures of Elicia!

Roy: …I have stuff to do, Maes…

Riza: It's complicated. Besides, I would be a terrible mother.

Hayate: It's so fun! I really, really love my mate, Shiro. And our puppies are doing well! I'm so happy that Riza kept them all, besides one that she gave to Elicia. But I still get to see him, because she and Gracia visit us so often. They bring me turkey and give Riza pie :D

Den: It's fun to hear the clank when his right arm and left leg hit the ground!

Hayate: It's also easy to do, since he's the human closest to our own height.

Alexander: It's awesome!

Edward: Why DO they do that to me?

Me: Uh… Some things are better left untranslated, Ed…

Up next, we have Z. U! This was an… INTERESTING question… (Flashbacks to Donner Party and shudders)

Dear Ed, Roy and Hohenheim,
If the three of you were stuck in a room with no way out and couldn't use alchemy or anything like that, and you had to resort to cannibalism, which two would gang up and eat the third? (...though I don't think Ed would supply much nourishment, 'cuz he's half-metal, and calcium deficient...)

Edward: Eww…

Roy: Ugh.

Hohenheim: I need to invent a word that combines both "Eww" and "Ugh"…

Edward: I do NOT appreciate the 'calcium deficient' thing. If I had a calcium deficiency-

Me: Ed, please don't start a full diagnosis on calcium deficiency. Just answer the question.

Roy: I would sooner kill myself than resort to cannibalism.

Edward: For once, I'm with the bastard on this one.

Hohenheim: It would be the same for me, but one, if I could've killed myself, I would have done so centuries ago, and two, I'm immortal, so I don't NEED food.

Edward: Plus, without water, we mortals over here would die within three days. Maybe four, but that is SERIOUSLY pushing it.

*Shiver* O-okay, now we have MystiqueSilver. Don't worry; I'll come up with a corny name-pun soon ;) (P.S. I'll answer everyone's questions later… right now, the spotlight is all for the FMA characters :))

Hey Winry, what would you do if Ed goes on a date with some other girl? Same question for Ed… '_'

To Elric bros.: Hey Ed & Al, what would, if at the time of the human transmutation, Ed was the one who have lost his body and Al the one who lost his limbs?

Hey Riza, what would you do if Roy made you wear a maid costume? And don't gimme all the formal answers!

Hey Dfire, why do you like VAN HOHO so much? -_-;

Winry: He wouldn't live to see another day.

Edward: Uh, don't you think that's a little harsh…? If you went out with another guy, I'd totally be fine with it.

Roy: No you wouldn't. When someone mentioned your brother dating Winry, you freaked out…

Edward: I DID NOT! …I was only surprised is all, since she turned both of us down when we were little.

Roy: Really? Why did you turn them down?

Edward: No, no, don't say i-!

Winry: I don't date men who are shorter than me.

Edward: ARGGHHHH!

Roy: (Cracks up laughing)

Alphonse: No doubt here that I wouldn't have been able to do what Brother did.

Edward: Ugh. I can't imagine if our roles would've been reversed-I mean, I can't even comprehend it-but it definitely wouldn't have happened.

Alphonse: Why?

Edward: Because Truth is a sick bastard who enjoys irony way too much…

Riza: Informal answer, huh? I can actually sum it up in two words: "Bloody" and "Murder".

Roy: *Gulp* But you would look super cute…

Riza: …Sir, do you want your limbs blasted off at point-blank range with an AK-47?

Roy: I'll shut up now… Please don't kill me…

Don't incur her anger, Mustang. Finally, we have Griz Lee!

Dear Basque Gran and Comanche,
How did Scar kill you guys? You're awesome!
Dear Glass of Milk (again),
How do you feel towards Ed?(Don't let Ed find you!)

Gran: ...I didn't realize the Ishvalan was such a good fighter… I let my guard down…

Comanche: (Censored racist comment… RACIST COMMENTS AREN'T FUNNY! …Okay, I'm German, and I still laugh my head off at German jokes, but STILL.) I let my guard down as well…

Milk: (Shattered on the floor)

Me: AMMY DAMMIT, EDWARD FREAKING ELRIC!

Edward: Hehe… I have the antenna for quite a few reasons, including milk detection. NO MILK SHALL ESCAPE MY WRATH!

Hehe… Well that was fun, as usual! And I shall make a vow to all of you, here and now…

BOTH of my stories will ALWAYS be updated on Wednesday and Saturday unless I die. Oh, that's right… I'm immortal! These deadlines help my procrastination issues immensely ;)

SoulEaterMarie: That would suck. I admit it… Havoc is just too adorable! (Wink, wink)

Lotrprincess: That's perfectly fine! It's really hard to keep track sometimes, but at least I now have a strict updating schedule :) And you're absolutely welcome!

Kitten1313: Trust me; he ain't safe from my wrath, either! (Ain't ain't a word, so I ain't gonna use it…)

BabyBlueBeluga: You're never a bad sister! I wuv mah sissie/fuhrer :D

FalseFacts: Why yes, yes it does! But it might also be because you have a picture of L right next to your name… lol… And Riza obviously hasn't seen the worst of it yet. Just wait until next Valentine's Day! (Rubs paws together and smiles scarily)

MystiqueSilver: It's freaking HILARIOUS to yell Van Hoho, promptly glomping him. But really, when you're immortal, along with being a dragon, it's a bit hard to come by people who accept you. He's so awesome! :) And I find it cool that he really is a good dad, although I LOVE parental Roy/Ed even more…

Griz Lee: Facial features? I have blue (sort of a dark aqua shade) scales, a silver horn on my nose, and bright, green eyes. Oh, and my fangs are wicked sharp, so don't get on my bad side! (Too late for Tucker… *Growl*)

Thank you all for reading and reviewing! See you all (technically speaking…?) on Saturday!

-Dfire