A/N: REVIVED! I was kind of in a weird mood after I wrote the beginning of the chapter this one is replacing. So then I got annoyed and pretty much said "screw this" and wrote a crappy ending. Sorry guys! Emotionally Balanced author has returned!

Question: How many stories can I stuff a single OC in?

I don't own Naruto, I do own the storyline and any OC's or original jutsu.

Naruto, doing taijutsu sparring against Gaara (his loss had convinced him he needed something besides sand to fight with) and it was rather trying. Gaara's style wasn't truly taijutsu, per se, but getting hit by a fist made of human and one made of compacted sand still hurt like hell. He paused suddenly and fell to his knees as he received a massive influx of memories from a Kage Bunshin that had gone on a C-Rank with the two idiots, who were still trying to attack him whenever Isago (Naruto steadfastly refused to call him sensei, even Kakashi-sensei had taught them more than he had) turned his back. But he also learned that Kage Bunshin started to mentally unravel after too long out in the sun.

This one had started laughing insanely at random points during the mission and tried to eat all the ramen in the town his mission had taken him to. Then he had made creative use of an Doton: Doryuuheki (Earth Release: Earth-Style Wall) to create a mini Hokage Monument (by mini, the clone made one only a story or two tall) with the Shodai snoring, the Nidaime spit-taking, the Sandaime having a nosebleed and a perverted blush, and the Yondaime and Naruto (obviously the next Hokage!) facepalming. Then it made eight others who decided to go make a human pyramid in the town square... at that point, the mission being complete, Isago had Shunshin no Jutsu'd all of them (It took several jumps) with him to Suna, where the dizzy clone popped.

While his brain was assimilating this information, Gaara continued with his attack, four balls of hard sand hurtling towards Naruto from behind him, aiming for the back of his neck. The blonde saw it coming at him from the corner of his eye, and he knew he couldn't react fast enough, so he closed his eyes and waited for the impact, emotions running high. When all that came was a soft shower of sand, he cautiously opened his eyes and realized... Something was cautiously turned his head to realize something downright screwy had happened. The four balls of sand had been disintegrated by the attacks... of him? Why in the hell did he suddenly have six freakin' arms?

Gaara, the famed emotionless robot, was standing openmouthed, spar forgotten. Even for the kid who thought something was wrong if there wasn't an assassin that month, your ordinary opponent did not suddenly grow new arms to stop his attacks.

Naruto, however, was amazed, and already experimenting. "Okay, my third left arm feels funny, what happens if I do-" he was cut off by a small explosion at his wrist, sending up a small cloud of smoke that had him coughing and unable to see what had occurred. When it cleared, helped by a large sand fan, he noticed he no longer had a third left hand, but there was no blood or other seemingly adverse effects. Then he looked at the direction his arm had been pointing and also forgot about everything for a split second. There was a fist-sized hole in quite a few tree trunks that he could see completely through, but there was no sign of his hand. "Well that's funny-" Naruto was interrupted again by the hand zooming back through all of the holes to hit his wrist and reattach perfectly. "Woah." was all he had to say, again looking through all the holes. Sabaku no Gaara promptly fainted, and his fellow Jinchuuriki laughed until his sides hurt with laughter, holding them with all six arms, before he passed out, the extra appendages puffing away as he fell unconscious, the Rinnegan closing.

The development of the Asura Path increased Naruto's capabilities drastically, but he was having a slight problem with switching between them. He had set two groups of clones to fight against each other using Rinnegan - specific abilities. One group was composed of individuals, like Naruto usually fought, switching between the two abilities as he could not effectively use them at the same time, but the delay was irking him. The other group, after conferencing, had set themselves in pairs, with one using only the Deva Path's abilities and the other only the Asura Path's. Understandably, this combo destroyed the individuals. So, as Naruto was walking up trees, and his clones dispersed, Naruto had a brainwave.

What if I have the clones use one ability while I use another? So, say, I take the one furball insists is called the Deva Path and the clones take the Asura Path? That would be cool... And kickass!

Through trial and error, that day Uzumaki Naruto also unlocked the controlled use of the Preta Path, although his clones got beaten up so easily even when using their powers it wasn't even funny. Even if said opponent was Sabaku no Gaara, a possibly Kage-level ninja, it was kind of sad. So, he would need some other form of vessel... humans would be gross and wrong... animals would never work... some sort of special clone, maybe? A clone that strong would probably need a boatload of chakra in it (not sustainable) or have some sort of... seal thing? Yeah! Like the one on his stomach that kept in furball! So he needed to create some kind of special fuuinjutsu clone. Hmm, where can I find some seal masters?

He skipped off to the Kazekage's large round building to ask for a seal master.

"Kazekage-ojisan, is there a seal master in town? I wanna learn seals!"

Luckily, the half-instinctual wave of gold dust stopped before crushing him, accelerated healing or no accelerated healing. Seals are in the Uzumakis' blood. Looks like it's finally here. Hah! I can get back at that silly fuuinjutsu specialist who's in town right now! Perfect!

"Uzumaki-san, I believe just the man is in town right now. You should listen for the screams of enraged women and/or the trail of paint, and at the end of it all will be a red-haired man."

This piqued Naruto's interest, and he asked, "What's his name, ojisan?"

He chuckled, answering lightly "Uzumaki Anjin." He watched with a calm smile on his face as all the blood drained from the blonde's face before he disappeared so fast it might have Hiraishin no Jutsu. Then it was the Kazekage's turn to grow pale as he snapped upright, chair crashing to the ground behind him. FUCK! How could I have not noticed it earlier? Blonde spiky hair, same bone structure, ridiculous determination to protect others, attraction to girls who are strong and bossy... Damn it's another Namikaze let loose! FUUUUUUU!

"GET A MEDIC IN HERE WITH UZUMAKI'S MED RECORDS!"