Heyy...How's it going? Good? Well, your day is about to get even better, because I have another chapter! (And a virtual cookie! :3)

Edit 2: It's getting harder to try and update once a week, so unfortunately you'll only get updates whenever I can. I apologize again guys! :(


Sakura awoke to the sound of banging. Her eyes shot opened and she stood up, the water dripping everywhere.

"My lady! It's time to go downstairs for dinner. You should get your clothes on my lady!" Konan's voice called from behind the door.

Sakura's eyes widened in shock. She had fallen asleep while bathing. And now she had to go downstairs for dinner.

And she wasn't nearly ready. In fact, she wasn't ready at all.

"Yes! Bring me my clothes!" Sakura opened the door a crack, and grabbed the clothes from Konan's outstretched hand.

As quickly as possible, Sakura began to dry herself. After she did that, she hurriedly dried her hair while simultaneously pulling on the simple dress that went underneath the fancy one.

She grabbed the fancy dress from the table, and tried to pull it on.

Sakura cursed under her breath. The fancy dress wouldn't fit over her head.

Fuck it. She'd just wear something else.

"Konan! Bring me a different dress!" Sakura called.

A moment later, Konan appeared holding as nice and sleek green dress in her arms.

Sakura grabbed it from her and stripped off both the white under dress and the fancy one.

She tugged on the green dress, and running her fingers through her hair, she flung open the bathroom door.

Kei and Konan were sitting in the two wooden chairs by the little table. When they saw her, they shot to their feet.

"Sakura-san! What ever are you wearing?!" Kei cried in horror.

"No time to explain." Sakura said. "Let's just go and get this over with."

"But Sakura-san-!" Kei protested.

"Let's go I said!" Sakura whirled around to glare at the little Hyuuga.

Kei flinched at Sakura's voice, and Sakura felt a twinge of guilt. She thought that she had made the poor girl cry.

However, Kei bowed and said, "My apologies my lady. I was out of line."

Sakura felt slightly proud that Kei didn't cry, as most little girls would if yelled at.

Sakura flung open the door, and paused. She turned around hesitantly to Kei and Konan.

"Uh..." Sakura smiled meekly. "I, erm, don't exactly remember how to uh...get down to the-"

"I'll take you Lady Sakura." Konan interrupted, and walked past Kei and out into the corridor with Sakura. Konan shut the door behind her, and took off. Sakura hoisted up the dress and began to follow and keep up with Konan as best as she could.

Finally, the stopped outside two large oak doors. From where Sakura was standing, she could hear the low murmur of voices speaking.

"My lady, would you like to try and dry your hair before we enter?"

"Nah, I'm good. Thanks though." Sakura flashed a quick smile as the doors opened.

Sakura was momentarily blinded by the sudden brightness, and it took a few moments to realize who was in front of her and adjust appropriately.

She gasped, seeing her mother and father first. Then she saw Sasuke, and another couple who looked like Sasuke...

Oh god. She was having dinner with her parents, Sasuke, and Sasuke's parents. This was bound to be fun...

"Um...Hello." Sakura raised her hand and smiled nervously.

Her father looked indifferent while her mother looked ready to kill her with the silver knife that she held. The other two people looked surprised. Sasuke looked like he was face-palming internally.

"Sakura-chan, my daughter, what in the bloody hell are you-?"

"Sakura-chan!" The black haired woman stood, and walked over to Sakura. Grabbed her hand and shaking it, the lady said, "It's such a pleasure that you could join us!"

The woman smiled radiantly and Sakura bit her lip.

"My name is Mikoto Uchiha, and this is my husband Fugaku. And you of course already know our son!" Mikoto laughed gently.

Sakura was grateful for Mikoto not pointing out her messy appearance. Obviously she wasn't supposed to be wearing this dress. And obviously she wasn't supposed to have sopping hair at the dinner table.

Mikoto lead Sakura to her seat and then went back to her own.

"Now then," Mikoto said, "Where were we?"

"We were discussing the wedding." Sakura's mother cast a dark look at Sakura that said, 'We'll talk later'.

"Wait, what-?" Sakura began.

"I think a pale pink color would go nicely." Etsuko interrupted. "Any other color would clash with her hair."

Sakura cast a glance at Sasuke to see if he knew what they were talking about.

He, of course, wasn't of any help whatsoever.

Sakura looked down at her plate, which was empty, and decided to grab some food.

Placed on the table was a large turkey which looked very appetizing indeed to the starved girl.

She reached over and pulled the entire turkey to her and set it on her plate, receiving a look of exasperation from her father, and a look of annoyance from her mother.

"Do you think we'll need guards?" Etsuko continued on, paying no attention to her pitiful excuse of a girl. How she managed to even attract the attention of the Uchiha's son, she'd never know. Not that she was complaining or anything.

Sakura ripped into the turkey like a rabid wolf. She finished in in seconds.

Oh Kami, she's turning into the knucklehead!

Sakura grabbed the goblet, and looked at the contents. It looked to be wine. Not good.

"Could I get some water over here?" Sakura waved, and pointed to the glass. Her mother's smile turned ugly, as she continued on, ignoring her daughter.

Sasuke was confused by Sakura's strange behavior. Surely she knew what was going on here?

A servant appeared by Sakura and handed her a new goblet with water instead of wine.

Sakura grabbed it and began to glug it down.

Obviously, she had no idea what his and her parents were talking about. It seemed to Sasuke that Naruto's stupidity was rubbing off on Sakura. She was behaving like a starved animal.

"I think that we should have the honeymoon right after, don't you?" Etsuko said. Mikoto nodded.

"Hm...Maybe. But don't we want the guests to be able to congratulate them?" She suggested.

Etsuko laughed. "Normally yes, but these two love-birds can't seem to keep their hands off of each other! It seems to me that Sasuke-kun and Sakura are a bit too frisky to be able last long enough to talk to guests!"

Sakura, who was chowing down on some chicken now, began to choke at her mother's words. She grabbed the goblet, and swallowed some water. She set it down, eyes watering. Apparently her little choking fit went unnoticed by both sets of parents.

She turned and looked at Sasuke, who didn't react at all the 'frisky' statement.

"Oh yes! I just remembered!" Etsuko exclaimed. "When will the other guests arrive?"

Other guests? Mother of Kami, Sakura was going to die!

"They should be here at any moment now-"

Bam!

The doors flew open to reveal a blonde teenager dressed in bright orange and dark black clothes.

"Naruto Uzumaki has arrived!" Naruto proclaimed with a cheeky grin at Mikoto.

"Sorry I'm late." He said, walking over and taking the seat next to Sasuke.

How, out of all parallel universes to be in, do Sasuke and Sakura manage to end up in the one other universe where Naruto acts exactly the same? That was just how bad Sasuke's luck was.

"Hey Teme-chan, Mikoto-san, Fugaku-sama." Naruto grinned at each person respectively. "Hello to you two as well, Lord and Lady Haruno!" He bowed to them, then sat down.

"And- hey! Sakura-chan!" Naruto finally noticed Sakura's presence.

Sakura was expecting to have to fend off Naruto from hugging her like he normally did (Since this Naruto seemed to be exactly the same as her Naruto), but he just smiled happily.

Sakura smiled back. Naruto seemed the same, but he didn't have Hinata. Is that all that changed for him?

"Naruto-kun, where is Hinata-sama?" Mikoto scolded.

Scratch that, Naruto did have Hinata.

"I wanted to wait for her- no really!" He exclaimed at the exasperated look on Mikoto and Etsuko's faces. "But she told me to just come without her." His face turned into a childish pout, and he crossed his arms.

"Hinata's been acting different lately. I wonder what's wrong..." Naruto pondered with a faraway look in his eyes. Mikoto and Etsuko exchanged smirks. Sakura rolled her eyes.

Leave it to Naruto to not get what was going on with Hinata. Was he seriously that stupid?

"Have you asked her what's wrong?" Etsuko suggested.

Naruto nodded vigorously. "I've asked her countless of times, but she just hits me and calls me nosy and worrisome."

Well that was certainly different. Hinata from the normal universe would never hurt Naruto.

"Do you know if she will be joining us tonight?" Mikoto asked.

Naruto shrugged, and grabbed an apple from one of the silver platters.

"Who else was coming tonight?" Etsuko asked.

"The King of the Sand and his siblings, and then Lady Tsunade." Mikoto ticked off each person using her fingers. "And then that's it. Not counting Princess Hinata."

Hinata was a princess?

"They should be here by now..." Mikoto said, anxiety seeping into her voice.

Just then, the doors opened, and in walked Gaara, Kankuro, and Temari.

"King Kazekage!" Mikoto stood and smiled. "It's a pleasure that you could join us."

'Gaara's last name was Kazekage in this dimension. How ironic...' Sakura thought bemused.

Gaara nodded at Mikoto and then addressed Fugaku and Sakura's father, Hisao.

"Lord Haruno, King Uchiha. It is such a honor to be here with you both."

Fugaku then did something that Sasuke had hardly ever seen his father do. He smiled. And at a stranger nonetheless.

"It's great that you could be here today. We haven't seen you for a while. Come, sit down with us." Fugaku gestured to now slightly filled table.

"Hey Gaara, where've you been at?!" Naruto asked boisterously, and jumped up from his seat. Then in a few strides reached Gaara and hugged him.

Sakura bit back a smile. Naruto was the same as ever. It made her homesick for the real Naruto.

"I've been busy running my country. Where have you been?" Gaara replied in an almost joking manner.

"I've been busy being a kid! And having fun! What the hell happened to your childhood? You're already running a country for Kami's sake!" Naruto grinned, and returned to his seat, Gaara trailing behind him with Kankuro and Temari.

The four sat down just as the doors opened once again to reveal a blonde woman and a dark haired girl.

"Hinata-chan!" Naruto shouted then stood up again. "And Granny Tsunade!"

Hinata huffed, then looked away from him. "Idiot." And then went and sat next to Sakura, who had Sasuke across from her, and Naruto across from Hinata. To Sakura's right was Etsuko, and across from her was Hisao. Then seated next to Etsuko was Mikoto. Across from Mikoto was her husband, Fugaku. On the other end of the table, on Naruto's right, was Gaara, then Temari, and then Kankuro.

"You ungrateful little pig. I told you, do not call me-!"

"Tsunade-sama!" Mikoto cried, interrupting her. Tsunade cast a dark look at Naruto, then turned to Mikoto with a smile.

"Hello Mikoto-chan." Tsunade said, then hugged the woman. Tsunade sat down next to Hinata.

"Now we're all here. Feel free to help yourself to any of the food."

Naruto was just about to pounce on the second turkey, but before he could, the doors opened for the third time in the last five minutes.

"Sorry I'm late." Came the bored and familiar voice of Shikamaru. "Kakashi insisted on coming too..." He drawled walking into the room.

Sakura's gaze fell upon Kakashi and she gasped in spite of herself.

He was wearing no mask.

When Sakura was a little girl, her mother always said that for each angel in Heaven, there was a divine human counterpart on Earth. Which was why some people were prettier than others. Some had more of heaven in them, while others didn't.

If this saying was true, then Kakashi had the entire world, Heaven, Purgatory, and Hell in his face.

Sakura had never seen a face as beautiful or perfect as Kakashi's. His face was the perfect balance between masculine and feminine. His eyes, which were black like Sasuke's, sparkled with amusement and happiness. A thing that Sakura hadn't often seen in her Sensei's expression. His face was like a marble statue, perfectly carved, and perfectly...well, perfect. He was the epitome of 'beautiful'.

"Hello everyone." Kakashi said as sat across from Kankuro. Shikamaru took the seat across from Temari.

Sakura watched his lips moved, slightly mesmerized. She had never seen his mouth before.

"Sakura-san? Are you okay?" Mikoto asked.

"Um...Yes. I'm fine." Sakura managed to tear her gaze away from her Sensei's gorgeous face.

"Now then, I'm going to assume that we are all here now, since all our seats are filled." Mikoto glanced to the door, as if expecting it to interrupt her again.

She breathed a gentle sigh of relief.

"So, shall we begin with the reason why you all were called here tonight?"

"Wait," Naruto interrupted. Mikoto glanced at him.

"Yes Naruto?"

"Why is your hair all wet Sakura-chan?" He asked confused.

All eyes turned to look at the pinkette, who's cheeks immediately turned the color of her hair.

"Long story." She mumbled, and slouched down into her chair.

"I just don't know what you see in her Sasuke." Naruto said with an air of slight disdain. (Mikoto crossed her arms in annoyance that she kept being interrupted.) "She's weird, she's rude, she doesn't have the courtesy to even try to look good for dinner and- Do you even know if she's good in bed!?"

This time, Sasuke was the one who began to choke on his food. Naruto pounded on his back a few times, then Sasuke turned to glare at the blondie.

"No, I don't Naruto."

"Why-?" Naruto began.

"Shut up and let my mother speak dobe." Sasuke interrupted with a glare of annoyance.

"Wha-?! Hey you little bitch-!"

"Naruto, close your mouth before I close it for you!" Hinata snapped from next to Sakura. "Don't diss my friend!"

Naruto looked at Hinata, and immediately deflated. "Sorry Hinata-chan. I just-"

"Let Uchiha-san speak, Naruto." Gaara said.

"No one can speak Naruto. He only speaks in stupid." Kankuro murmured.

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY CAT-GUY?!" Naruto scooted back his chair and stood. Kankuro stood up as well.

"I SAID, YOU'RE STUPID AS FU-!"

"Dammit, Kankuro close your mouth before you say something you'll regret!" Temari hissed.

Tsunade chuckled. "He already did."

"Hey, Kankuro, sit your ass down. It'll be a drag if I have to try and restrain you." Shikamaru said lazily.

"Shikamaru's right Naruto. I don't want to have to restrain you." Kakashi said with a warning tone in his voice.

"Shut it Old man Kakashi! No one asked you!" Naruto snapped back at the silver-haired man.

"Naruto-san, that is very rude! Apologize to Kakashi-san right now!" Etsuko ordered from the other end of the table.

"He reminds me of you kind of, Etsuko..." Hisao said thoughtfully.

"Excuse me?" Etsuko turned to her husband. "But what did you say?!"

"Nothing!" Hisao said fearfully, waving his hands. "I didn't say anything!"

"I knew we shouldn't have invited the Uzumaki..." Fugaku muttered darkly.

"Don't say that!" Mikoto scolded. "He's like family to us."

"But look at the trouble he's just caused-"

"I DIDN'T CAUSE ANY TROUBLE! I'M A PERFECT CHILD!" Naruto shouted.

Sakura groaned, then sank even lower in her chair.

Why couldn't they just "SHUT UP DAMMIT!". A fist was then slammed on the table, breaking it in half with the amount of chakra being unintentionally used.

Whoa, when did she stand up? Did she yell that?

Everyone looked back to the pinkette in surprise.

"Uh...Sakura-chan? Are you-?"

"Shut up Naruto." Sakura snapped. "You're the reason this all started."

Naruto gulped, and sat down meekly. As stealthily as possible, he pulled a cake, which was miraculously undamaged, onto his lap.

"I'm going to bed." She announced to the room. No one moved, or said a word as she stepped away from the broken table with the destroyed food.

"And Sasuke," Sakura stopped at the door and turned to look at the raven-haired man. She almost laughed at seeing him recoil slightly under her sharp green gaze.

"Yes?"

"Come to my room with me. I need to talk to you."

No one spoke as Sasuke stood up from the rubble, and walked to the doors.

"I guess you're going to try her out tonight- Oomph!" Naruto was cut off for Sasuke had shoved his face in the cake which luckily was sitting on Naruto's lap.

The two exited to now extremely messy dining room, and walked upstairs to Sakura's room.

The entire time, Sasuke kept thinking the strangest things like, 'I wonder if Sakura is good in bed.'

No Sasuke, she's a teammate. Control yourself.

'Has she ever even slept with someone?'

Most likely yea- wait no. Stop. Let's not think about this now...

Finally they arrived at her room, and they both walked in. Sakura immediately let out a sigh, and fell onto her bed.

"So, why did you want to talk to me?" He asked, closing the door, then going and sitting on the wooden chair in front of her mirror.

Sakura was silent for a moment, then sat up a serious expression on her beautiful face.

'I'm going to ignore that last comment...' Sasuke thought.

"We are getting married in two weeks Sasuke."


Yea, again with the crappy ending, but I just can't find a proper place to end it! :)