If L fell off a Cliff and Light was the only one there
Watari had forced L to come to the outside world with him (claiming it was just too unhealthy to stay in his room 24/7, it was for his own good, etc.), to the Grand Canyon of all things!
Of course, L had forced Light to come with them, so he wouldn't be as utterly bored out of his mind. And handcuffed him again to prevent escape (among other reasons), much to Light's chagrin.
So now L and Light were standing tiredly in the sweltering heat in front of the brilliant colors of the canyon, standing in front of the skimpy railing. L was still bored.
"Light-kun."
"What."
"Are you Kira?"
"No, we've been over this!"
"Kira."
"I'm NOT Kira, you ass."
"I do not believe name-calling is very mature, Light-kun."
"My god! Just shut up L! My head aches because of the heat and I honestly don't need you to make it worse! Ugh!" Light nearly shrieked in irritation. L blinked at him.
"I noticed you used 'god' Light-kun. Does 'god' mean a certain person?"
"Shut the hell up, for Pete's sake."
And L was quiet. For 3 (blissful, blissful for Light) minutes.
"Light-kun, did you ever notice your surname backwards is 'Imagay'?"
"AGHHH!" the brunet screamed angrily, punching L with his clenched fist, which promptly sent L flying over the rail.
Abruptly the chain cuff around his wrist tugged painfully, following the other end, and Light spoke.
"Fuck."
A.N: Situation by anonbro 'YeahBuddy'
