A/N So here it is I finished it! Yay! Not really I have to get a life, anyway just a little heads up, it's gonna get weird. Enjoy!
Chapter 7- Revenge is a dish better served pink
"Edward...psst Edward." I felt a light vibration in my left ear, but I refuse to fully wake up. This couch was actually very comfy. "Edward!" I heard the whisper louder this time. I slowly opened my eyes to see Emmett kneeling beside me.
"Go away." I mumbled, snuggling into my cover.
"Do you want to get revenge against Bella?" he whispered. Okay now I'm awake.
"I'm listening." Emmett went over his plan and I was a little skeptical at first, but then my face burned as I remember how hard I had to scrub in order to get off all that make up. I agreed to his plan and we set to work.
Early the next morning
"You finished my lucky charms!" Emmett hollered from inside the kitchen.
"I did not! I don't even like that stupid cereal!" Alice screamed also from inside the kitchen.
"What's going on?" Bella asked rubbing the sleep from her eyes as she walked to where I was standing at the kitchen door.
"They're fighting over their cereal again." I explained.
"Again?" She asked. I shrugged.
"We're a family with issues." was my response. We walked inside to find Alice on top of a chair having a glaring contest with Emmett.
"It is not a stupid cereal, it is a gift from the gods." Emmett spoke slowly.
"It is sugary and unhealthy. It is stupid." Alice repeated in the same tone as Emmett.
"You know what's stupid...your cereal!" Emmett grabbed the box of honey combs and began tossing it at her. She shrieked and reached for my box of cocoa puffs, she used it as a shield and then started throwing some at Emmett.
"No!" My cereal! Wasted. .Pay. I grabbed Mom's box of Special K and threw some at her. She jumped off the chair and dove behind the other side of the island. She grabbed Dad's cereal, Fruit Loops, and gave it to Bella.
"Help!" was all she said. Bella looked at her confused, and looked down at the box. She shrugged as to say 'Sure what the hell' and opened the box. We acknowledged this as a potential threat and attacked her.
"For Narnia!" Emmett shouted as he threw fists of cereal at Bella. We threw cereal at each other until all our boxes were empty. I looked around and there was cereal everywhere, in our hair on the table and counters, down my shirt, on the floor. It was a mess.
"Why do you guys have so much cereal?" Bella asked, dazed from what had just happened.
"We each have our own preferences."Alice shrugged. Bella just nodded seeming satisfied with her answer.
"We better hurry up if we're going to shower." I said looking up at the clock.
"I'll take the one down the hall." Alice said and walked off, out of the corner of my eye I saw Emmett smile. This is going to be good.
"Umm, I'll take the one upstairs if you don't mind." Bella asked, I nodded and watched her leave. After they were both gone, I turned to Emmett.
"Bro this is going to be epic!" He whispered excitedly. I laughed and agreed. I decided I should go shower too. I walked into my bed room and pulled out my own shampoo and conditioner I had put away, just to be safe. Emmett could have betrayed me, he was the kind to do so.
...
Just as I was putting on my school jacket I heard 2 screams. One from up stairs, and one from down stairs. I chuckled and waited in the living room along with Emmett to see how our masterpieces had turned out. Bella stormed down the stairs and into the living room first. I couldn't keep in the laughter, so I burst along side with Emmett. She looked fine and ready for school, except for one thing...her hair. It was a light pink color. Last night Emmett and I had put different dyes in the hair products of the restrooms, apparently she chose the one with the pink dye.
"You!" she screamed as she lunged at me. She tackled me to the floor and started pounding my chest with her fists.
"Woo go Bella! Dude you've been tackled by a girl twice, that's embarrassing." he said.
"Bella, Bella! Calm down." Alice pulled her off of me but before I could get up Alice was on top of me strangling me.
"I am going to kill you Edward!" she shrieked. I pried her hands off my neck and looked at her, she had gotten the bathroom with the blue dye. Her short spiky hair was now blue.
"Hey now all's fair in love, war, and pranking week." I smugly replied. She huffed and got off of me, so I could finally stand up.
"Sorry girls that's just how this works." Emmett smiled.
"My hair, I can't go to school like this." Bella shrieked.
"Don't worry it'll wash out in a few days, it's temporary." He laughed.
Alice glared at us as she led Bella toward her room to see what she could do.
"Don't worry dude, this only set you back a couple of weeks." Emmett said patting me on the back.
"Set back for what?" I asked.
"For you conquering Bella's heart. But I'm sure that if you keep your head in the game it'll be even faster." I rolled my eyes and grabbed my keys.
Bella's POV
"Alice there is nothing you can do." I sighed, plopping down on her bed.
"Ye of little faith." she answered. She sat me down in a chair and began to work, after 20 minutes of curling irons and hair dryers she was satisfied with my hair. Before I could get up she told me to wait, I did as was told. She came back with a light pink tank top, a white cardigan, a white pair of pants, and light pink converse.
"Wow." I said. The outfit did look cute when I saw myself in the mirror, and my hair matched perfectly. Alice was a genius, she had slightly curled it, the brushed it out so that they seemed more like waves than curls, then done a small braid on the left and wrapped it around the back of my head, then pinned it on the right.
"So now I just have to wear pink until the color washes out. I feel so girly." I shivered just thinking about it, ugh.
"Don't worry Bella they will pay for this." Alice assured me, and she can bet her ass they were going to pay. And Edward...Edward will pay with his car.
...
All throughout school today people pointed and stared. A few people said I looked cute, but most snickered when they saw me. And here I had been thinking that my school reputation couldn't get worse. Oh was I wrong, but eh, I had Alice at my side. Rose too, apparently Emmett had called Jasper and he put purple dye in Rose's shampoo. We looked like we had stepped out of an anime cartoon.
All throughout the ride back home I glared out the window and stared at the green passing by.
"So how was your day sweetie?" Edward asked from the drivers seat.
"Bite me." I snapped.
"With pleasure, would that be on the butt or the neck." I blushed and kept glaring out the window.
"Drop dead."
"It's kind of hard to drop when you're sitting."
"Go to hell."
"I'm afraid I don't get to decide that."
"Screw you."
"Would that be here or do you want to wait 'til we get home?"
"I hate you."
"I love you."
"Idiot."
"Yet you married me."
"I was forced."
"I didn't see a gun pointed behind your back."
"I will kill you."
"Your beauty already does."
"Ugh."
"Is what you'll be moaning soon." cue blush
"Because it'll be that terrible?"
"You mean we're actually doing it? Yay!"
"What no?!"
"You can't back out now Bella." He pouted. I couldn't help but smile, how is he so annoying yet so dang cute?! It's not fair! I want to strangle him, but I can't stop smiling. I probably look like the demented clown right now. We reached his house and the four of us walked inside where Esme was waiting, tapping her foot.
"Can 1 of you explain why the kitchen was covered in cereal? My cereal as well?" she asked.
"It was Bella!" the 3 Cullens said in unison.
"What?!" I shrieked. Oh sure blame me, cause it's so simple.
"Don't worry dear, I know you didn't start this. This has happened far too many times to be you." She smiled warmly at me and I returned the smile.
"Now speak." she demanded.
"It was Emmett." Alice and Edward answered at the same time.
"Hey! What happened to always stick together?" he asked incredulous.
"Actually in this household it seems to be everyman for himself." I pointed out.
"Oh dear you have no idea how correct that is. So on a completely related topic, what happened to your hair?" She asked. My answer was pointing at Edward, who in turn pointed at Emmett. Esme shook her head and laughed.
"Do you have something good planned?" she asked me.
"Yup." I smiled evilly.
"Good." she nodded and headed to the living room.
"You're our mother! How dare you side with her?" Emmett yelled and I giggled.
"It's every man for himself, but girls stick together." Alice said looping her arm through mine.
"Well that seems fair." Edward huffed.
"Well seeing as we're out of cereal, Edward go to the grocery store and get more, also I need all purpose flour, carrots, and cocoa powder." Esme commanded from the living room.
"Sure." he said and walked out the door.
"And take Bella with you!" she added. What? Why? Do I have to?
"Aww, but how can I flirt with the girl a the cash register if I have my wife with me?" He whined. "Wait a sec, that actually works out really well. Let's go." he grabbed my arm and pulled me out, into the car.
Once at the grocery store I was grabbing the cocoa powder, when I bumped into an old friend.
"Oh I'm sorry, I- Will?" Could it be him.
"Bella!" Yup it was him.
"Hi, how are you? What are you doing here?" I asked. I hadn't seen him in forever.
"Great. I am as happy as I can be. I'm actually here visiting the in-laws." he answered.
"In-laws? Will you're married?!"
"Yeah." he said sheepishly. "Oh here's my wife." he extended his arm out and wrapped it around a pregnant brunette.
"Christina this is Bella, Bella my wife Christina." he introduced us. Turns out he had gotten married last year, he couldn't find me (We had moved) so he was disappointed that I couldn't be at his wedding. Now they were 8 months along.
"So what's with the hair. Some new fashion statement?" he chuckled.
"No new pest." I frowned.
"Oh really sounds very interesting. Care to share?" Just then Edward walked up to my side. I swear it's like you talk about this guy for so much as a second and he some how finds you. Ready to annoy the crap out of you.
"Edward, Will and Christina, Guys, Edward." I presented.
"The pest I'm assuming." Will said as he shook Edward's hand.
"Yup." I said popping the p.
"Well we have to go, nice seeing you Bella. Pleasure Edward." He said walking away with his wife. "Oh and don't give up, she's a tough one, but she'll come around." he whispered as they were leaving .
"Bye?" it came out as a question because I was trying to figure out what he meant. Edward only chuckled.
We made our way over to the fresh produce aisle, and stopped at the carrots. As Edward was picking them out I took a look around the store. My interest was piqued as a suspicious looking lady walked up to a watermelon stand.
"Edward." I nudged him in the side.
"What?" he asked.
"Look." I nodded over to the lady. She picked up a watermelon and observed it and looked around suspiciously. Then when she thought that no one was looking she stuffed it under her dress and adjusted it to look as if she were pregnant.
"Did she just-" Edward asked.
"Yup." I nodded.
"Wow."
"Yup."
"Should we do something?"
"Yup."
"What?"
"I have no clue, then can't ask her to lift up her dress." I said.
"Let's follow her and see what else she might shop lift, maybe we can record her." he said and we followed behind her inconspicuously. She walked straight to the exit way, all she was shop lifting was the watermelon. But the was one thing she wasn't counting on...a wet floor. They had recently mopped where she was walking and she slipped. Falling on her stomach. Well what happened next is pretty obvious, the watermelon went splat. And the funny thing was instead of looking ashamed for trying to steal, she screamed, "My baby!" and began crying. Edward and I had to lean into one another from all the laughing we were doing. It was hilarious, I have never seen anybody attempt that!
"Oh my god! That was the funniest thing I have ever seen!" Edward exclaimed holding onto his sides.
"Me too." I squealed.
After we calmed down enough to explain what we had seen to the manager, we payed for our stuff and made our way back home.
"I still can't believe she did that!" He chuckled as we parked out side the house.
"I know its like get up and run, but no. She started crying and blaming the janitor for wetting the floor. Wow." I put my hands to my cheeks.
...
It is currently 3 in the morning; Alice and I were just arriving to the Cullen house and parking Emmett's and Edward's cars. We had decided that if they wanted to mess with colors then with colors it shall be. So we grabbed the guys keys, snuck off to my now best buddy Jake's garage, and gave their cars a little make over. I went with painting Edward's Volvo the same pink as my hair. Alice decided to paint Emmett's jeep a pastel purple. I had been looking around for a good person to do the job and turns out Jacob works as a mechanic and does paint jobs. So I called him, I apologized for my mothers behavior, he said was okay that he would have said yes only he was caught off guard, and he did a very nice job.
I very quietly slipped into bed and knocked out, awaiting morning.
Edward's POV
The girls are planning something. How do I know? They seem calm, too calm. It's scary.
"Dude have you noticed how calm the girls are?" Emmett whispered as he grabbed his backpack.
"Yeah I was just pondering that. I think they're up to something." I stated.
"The question is what?" Emmett agreed.
We grabbed our car keys from the bowl and walked outside. OH NO! MY BABY!
"NOOOOOOOOO!" I screamed.
"My car looks like an Easter egg!" Emmett hollered.
"My...m-m-my car is...is ... pink!" I stuttered.
A/N So I should probably explain something. Will is an unimportant character and will probably never appear again. The reason I put him in, in the first place is because I feel bad for him. I swear I've read more than one book in which there's this character name Will, and he's funny, smart, and the jazz. He finally finds his true love, then he finally convinces her that they are meant for each other and what does the author do? She kills him. Yup. So cruel, I feel bad for the guy, so I promised myself I would give Will a happy ending. And there it is he's happy he's married, and he's going to be a daddy. That's the best I could do for ya Will enjoy your happy ending! Sorry guys I'm weird, ya gotta get used to it. Also I become emotionally attached to characters, and then they go and die. So cruel. Til next time people. Adios!
