A/N:

God damn! It's been forever since I updated this!

I saw it here at the bottom of my updates page and I was like… "Sadness. I bet that story is lonely, all alone down there with my oneshots and uncompleted shit bags.".

I don't want this story to be sad, because it's brother got so many reviews.

Moments passed as the two walked down the bleak and endless supply of white wash hallways. Kyo didn't get what was with all this white, but it sure as hell pissed him off. White was such an unnerving colour; the slightest mark could be seen. Just like life; you make a mistake and everyone will see…

"I don't like it here." Kyo told his female companion on the reckless journey to lure back Ayame. "It's so… weird."

Tohru looked up at him. "Yes, I agree. It reminds me of a hospital."

"That's because it IS a hospital." Came a voice from behind them. The voice was soft, like a trickling waterfall… so feminine, yet it was strong and bold. They both turned around, but no one seemed to be standing there.

"K-Kyo, who w-was that?" Tohru asked, stuttering the whole time. Kyo rolled his eyes.

"How the hell should I know?" He snorted. "One of those freaks, probably."

"It takes a freak… to know a freak… Kyo." The voice spat. He turned once more, but again, saw nothing. Tohru glanced up.

"I'm scared." She whimpered.

"Don't be." He ordered. She stopped sooking.

"I wonder where the exit is…" Kyo asked no-one.

"To the left." The voice told him. He didn't bother to turn around this time; he knew no one would be there.

"I wonder why they want Ayame?" Tohru asked Kyo. Kyo shrugged.

"Ayame is very important." The voice cooed. "He makes some of the best clothes." It paused. "Not as good as Ayarmee, I have to admit… but… whatever."

Kyo and Tohru exchanged glances before taking a left and coming to two large double doors. Tohru tapped one.

"How weird." She said. "Reminds me of… a TV show… a TV show with a hospital."

"I TOLD YOU ALREADY," The voice snapped angrily. "That this IS a hospital. This whole place is a four-story hospital block. Everyone lives here. It's called Souma Hospital. On one floor, everyone lives. It's the floor you are on now. There is one torture room here." There was a pause. "The above and below floors are also torture floors. As you can tell, hurting people is one of our favourite and favoured past times." Another pause. "The floor at the top is recreation and the study hall. We just laze around up there."

Tohru pressed her hand against one side of the doors. They slid open with ease and Kyo helped her with the other one.

"By the way," The voice said, "Kyo, my love's brother, I suggest you keep yourself safe. If you die, or don't come back… I'll be sent out to hunt you. And don't think I won't do a damn good job!"

Foot steps hurtled up the hallway and into the distance.

"Kaguhrah…" Kyo breathed. Tohru nodded. "I should have guessed."

They exited into a small open space and before it, a forest.

"Should we go now?" Tohru asked, as she took a step towards the forest. "It can't be that bad, right?"

WRONG.

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They had found the hole easily. It was so close to the hospital it wasn't funny; they had worked out if you stood in Akito's bedroom, you'd be able to see it.

As they jumped through, Kyo noticed something.

"Hey, is that… Shigure?"

Shigure was wandering through the forest on their side of the universe. He hadn't spotted them yet, so Tohru called out.

"SHIGGY!" She hollered. "It's us!"

It wasn't actually Shiggy though. It was a naked mole rat. Those silly idiots!

"To Ayame's shop!" Tohru giggled, trying to cover up the fact she was dying inside.

"You seem happy about it." Kyo noted. "What's up?"

Could she tell him? She… she didn't know…

"IfIdon'thelpthemgethteSohma'sbacktotheirsideoftheuniverseTooruisgoingtokillme,takemyplaceandgetthembackherself!I'mscarred,Ididn'twanttosaynosoIjustsaidyesanddecidedtohelpthem!Areyoumad?Pleasedon'tbe!Ididn'twanttodie!I'msoselfish!Nowwewillallsuffer!" Tohru hollered with angst. Kyo blinked.

"What the hell." He said, before grabbing her hand and tugging her forward. "What ever the matter is, we'd better hurry. I don't wanna die, or anything."

Tohru cringed.

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"La, la, la!" Ayame sang as he span merrily around his shop. Mine was out somewhere; he wasn't sure where, but it didn't really bother him because he was having so much fun! Yes, there he was, prancing around! But it was the most fun he'd had in ages.

…I said ages, damn you!

"La… la… oh, my! Is that Tohru?"

No. It wasn't Tohru. It was that damned naked mole rat again! That silly Snake!

As a matter of fact, Tohru and Kyo had been watching him dance for about five minutes. He had not noticed them. So Tohru called to him.

"AYAME!"

He jumped. "Y-Yes? OH! Tohru!"

He fluttered to her and kissed her cheek. "How are you?"

"Fine, fine…" She exchanged glances with Kyo. "We were wondering…"

"We?" It was then Ayame noticed the annoyed Cat standing in the corner of the room.

"OH! KYO!" Ayame sighed dramatically. Kyo twitched.

"We were wondering," Tohru continued. "If you'd like to go on a picnic with us to raise money for the local hospital."

Kyo raised an eyebrow.

Damn good story. He admired. Wow.

Ayame agreed and before too long, they were on their way.

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"Skippety-doo-da, skippety-day! My, oh my, what a wonderful day! Plenty of sunshine, plenty of rain! Skippety-doo-da, skippety-day!" Tohru and Ayame sung as they skipped towards the hole in the universe. The vain in the front of Kyo's forehead was about to explode when,

"Hmm!" Ayame grinned as they came to the thing that would devour them whole. "What's this?"

"It's the special place where the hospital is," Tohru petted his arm. "Through here!"

So in they went. Kyo was about a mile behind them… but when he finally got through, they skipped off. Well, Kyo didn't skip. He more trudged… but whatever.

The bleak white wash hospital came into view.

"Is that the picnic destination?" Ayame asked. "It looks like it could use some cheering up."

Tohru nodded to Kyo. He raised his fist.

"I'm sorry… Ayame…" She sniffed as Kyo's fist came in contact with Ayame's head. He fell to the ground with a pitiful screech.

Tohru was crying.

A/N:

Hmm.

Hospitals are scary. So I think the Souma's suited a hospital.