I needed to vent my anger from the crappy summons I got in Heroes. The first person P.O.V is me basically.
"So… let me get this straight you want us to send your bad summons back?" Ray asked me with Hibari and Inaho beside him along with their heroes.
"Yep that's right" I said to them "Why? Their not that bad. Severa, Sully, Lissa and… Gunter might be useful" Hibari said but I could tell even she couldn't defend that disgrace to the Jagen archetype, speaking of that.
"That disgrace to the Jagen archetype is in no way useful… plus Sully, Severa and Lissa are from Awakening and I hate Awakening and Fates right now" I told the group.
"Why?" Inaho asked me "Simple. Fire Emblem Warriors are mostly featuring characters from those games and Shadow Dragon but that really doesn't matter to me" I answered him.
"Are you serious?!" Ray asked me clearly angry, I nodded my head "Yep. I bet you must be glad that I made that game get cancelled in your world" I said to him "It basically feels like the game should be called Awakening Warriors and Marth" I continued on and I'm pretty sure they were probably more willing now.
"Where are they" the trio asked me "Don't worry I have someone that'll lead you to them. Zizou come here!" I shouted out and the dark witch made her appearance by teleporting in.
"Need something?" she asked me "Yeah, can you take these three to where my crappy summons are held?" I asked her "Sure I guess. What about the other three?" she asked "Hmm… take them to my other heroes, you know the ones that are actually good to me, along the way of course" I asked her and she closed the one eye that was visible and let out a sigh "Sure. Come on, follow me" Zizou said walking away with the six following them.
Normal P.O.V
"So who exactly are you?" Ray asked Zizou "No one really important to you" the dark witch answered "Then who was that person we were just talking to?" Hibari asked "That person is basically like the god in your world. Don't worry about it… besides were just going wipe your memories after this" Zizou said to them before stopping at a gateway that led outside to a courtyard.
"This is where the quote on quote 'good heroes' hang out" Zizou said making quotation marks with her hands "Knock yourselves out" she said was the heroes went to go and talk with the other heroes.
"Whoa is that-" "Don't spoil anything. We wouldn't want the heroes that are going to make an appearance in the story be given away now would we" Zizou said to them.
"Their going to be joining us?!" Hibari exclaimed "Don't get to excited you won't remember any of this… remember" Zizou laughing to herself a bit then taking the lead again.
"Here we are" Zizou said stoping in front of a iron gate "So this is were the bad summons go?" Inaho asked "Yep, they don't stay here long" Zizou informed them opening up the door.
"After you" the dark witch said and the trio went in. Zizou came in with them and then closed the door.
"Finally!" Severa said getting up from her bed along with Sully, Lissa and Gunter "Can we leave now" Lissa complained "Yes I would like that also" Gunter added in "Me too I'm tired of this hell hole" Sully said.
"Yeah, your not staying here much longer so don't worry" Zizou said to them bringing out a weird looking hand gun like device from seemingly our of nowhere. The dark witch then snapped her fingers the four heroes were gone.
"That's it we didn't even get to do anything!" Ray complained "Relax I just sent them to different rooms" Zizou explained then gave the trio the same looking hand gun like device Zizou had earlier.
"I'll show you where they are" Zizou said to them and lead them to different rooms.
Ray had the room with Gunter, Inaho had the room with Severa, Hibari had the room with Sully and lastly Zizou had the room with Lissa.
With Zizou and Lissa
"Come on! Isn't there some way the author can bring me into the story!" Lissa complain but her pleas were falling on deaf ears.
"Look it's nothing personal the author is just something I help out from time to time. If anything you kinda remind me of some human I'm dating. Which reminds me I need to take of this quick or I'll be late… so see ya" Zizou said shooting the ground causing a portal to appear beneath Lissa which she fell through back to her world.
And thanks to Zizou with her memory wiped.
With Inaho and Severa
"I swear if you don't let me out of this room your gonna get it!" Severa shouted at Inaho who did look a bit angry.
"You know I don't normally get mad but when I do it's not nice to see, and with information the author told me I'm glad to do this" Inaho said shooting the ground with hand gun like device making a portal with Severa falling through it with her memory wiped.
With Hibari and Sully
"I'm damn well good knight to have around you know the author is going to regret not having me around you know!" Sully shouted as Hibari who was unfazed by it.
Hibari didn't even say anything but shot the ground making a portal that Sully fell through "I never did like you as a cavalier" she simply said.
With Ray and Gunter
"Ooohhhh… I'm gonna enjoy this even if I won't remember this" Ray said staring at Gunter right in the eyes.
"Please be reasonable about this" Gunter said but Ray wasn't having any of it "No. I get to send back a complete disgrace to the Jagen archetype bye bye Gunter!" Ray shouted making portal sending Gunter back to his world.
First Person P.O.V
I saw Ray and his friends and heroes along with Zizou walk towards me "Ah… your back is it done?" I asked them "Yep… it was awesome!" Ray shouted "Well glad you liked it but I gotta send you back" I said and snapped my fingers with sending them back to where they belonged.
"Soooo… am I done here?" Zizou asked me "Yep, your done here tell Klinsy I said hi" I said to Zizou who turned her back and started walking to a portal she made "Will do!" she shouted back.
"Maybe now I can work on the fic with that out of the way"
So yeah this was purely meant to be a joke, even if it wasn't good I just feel better after writing this. I vented my anger on the summons I got Heroes so yeah, and before anyone asks no Zizou is not an O.C of mine she's from another game see if you can guess it, and before anyone says anything no I'm not salty before characters like Ike and Hector aren't in Warriors I'm just made because they haven't revealed any other Shadow Dragon characters and it's really ticking me off. But anyway now that I vented my anger on my summons that I didn't even want it's time to get on with the story.
