Chapter 7: "For Dante and Randle!"

Friday Midnight.

All was quite outside in the street at 'Blueno's Bar'.

INSIDE: "Lucci!" Crocodile spread his arms out to give his apprentice a 'been a long time old buddy' hug. "Boss! So glad to see you alive and well...... I hope the clown and his fools were no trouble." They both chuckled, "Don't worry.... they were NO trouble at all." Daz Bonez came over to his boss. "Sir, there maybe a slight problem...." Crocodile looked at his '# 1', "You wouldn't happen to mean a blonde idiot, a long nose, a green haired guy and a loud brat would you?" Bonez looked in disbelief, "Y-yes. But how did y-" "They paid us a visit at the air strip, but don't worry, your blue haired friend took care of them... enough." Lucci looked excited. "Ah, Franky! Good, he'll see his payment tomorrow!" Crocodile smirked, "That won't be necessary. Mr. Franky already received his... payment." Lucci looked at him confused, "Did you..." now realizing what Crocodile meant. "Oh don't worry Lucci! I had to go through a least 10 men till I got Bonez here!" Crocodile looked at Bonez in a impressed way. "Thank you sir." Lucci clapped his hands in happiness, "Perfect! Everything seems good! Then I have something for you to see Boss!" Lucci left with Jybura and Kaku following.

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The gang rolled up into the street of 'Blueno's Bar' and got out. Zoro asked the questions first, "So how we getting in without dying in a massive gun fight right off the bat?" Sanj seemed to have it all worked out, like had been planning on it, "You guys sneak to the back and climb in through the hole in the ceiling yous made. Fuck Nugget and I will stay here, draw the dick sandwiches out and have a little chit-chat wit'em. With our GUNS doin most of da talkin." Zoro again was impressed, "Wow, it sounds reasonable and clever, and it gives you a higher chance of death percentage than it does me..... I like it." "Thanks...... Wait, it gives us what?" "Never mind that, let's DO IT!" Luffy was pumped. "Alright...." Sanj cocked his machine gun "See you bitches later..... or in HELL!..... I hope it's later... Alright Sopp man, FOR DANTE AND RANDLE!!!" Luffy and Zoro looked at Sanj, "Who???"

Sanj looked at them, "You know.... you guys.... the clerks."

"That's not our names! Not even close!"

"Yeah where do you think we're from..... Jersey?!"

"Whatever. LET'S KICK IT!" With that Sanj took out a pin grenade and threw it at the bar.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!"

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Lucci, Kaku, and Jybura brought out Nami and Robin. Crocodile looked at them. "And what is this?" Lucci smirked, "It seems that the brat and the green one liked these two, so I thought I'd use them to lure them back here and finish them off but seeing as they are DEAD," he looked at Robin and Nami as he said this. Their looks of horror made him ecstatic, "There is no more use for them, and I thought a public execution would be a good welcome back present for starters." Crocodile smiled in approval "Well done Lucci. Now let's finish them off, shall we?" Lucci nodded to Kaku and Jybura. They pointed their guns at the girls, Nami and Robin screamed in fear.

*BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!*

The whole bunker shook. "What was that! It was more than a simple.... whatever!" Lucci was panicked. "Kaku! Jybura! Fukurou! Blueno! Kumadori! Everybody who isn't me, Boss, Kalifa, or the whores, go check that out now!" The men ran up stairs to see what had happened.

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"*cough* *cough* *cough* *COUGH* *COUGH* Uh! Shit!...... My bad!" Dust was everywhere as Sanj had just blown up half of 'Blueno's Bar'. "*cough* What were you thinking! Dumbass! *cough* *cough*" Zoro wanted to shoot Sanj now. "You blew the place half to hell! *cough* The hole in the ceiling probably isn't even there anymore! *cough*" "Well look at it this way *cough* you got more entrances to choose form. *cough*" Then they heard shots fired at them.

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"Damn! They're already up here! Let's go!" Sanj and Mute Sopp split form Luffy and Zoro. "DIE FUCKERS!!!" Sanj and Sopp fired off their machine guns.

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Luffy and Zoro snuck into the bunker entrance past the men while Sanj and Sopp kept them busy.

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Zoro and Luffy continued to ran down the stairs, hoping not to run in to any body just yet. They were almost at the bottom when...

*WHAM*

Luffy ran into something. "Ugh.... what was that?" they looked down at the floor to see a scrawny purple haired man in a mask laying on the ground, knocked unconscious. "Whoever he was he must be pretty weak to get knocked out by running into somebody." Zoro then looked at the mask and then the gun the man was carrying. "Luffy, get that mask, I have an idea."

In the main room Lucci was pacing up and down, worrying what was happening outside. Were they under attack? By who? Crocodile was a little annoyed by this, "Calm down Lucci, whatever it is it will be fine. Chill out, fuck you girlfriend." Kalifa blushed at this, Robin snorted, "*pt*" Kalifa hit Robin in the back of the head. "Quit bitch!" "Now, now, my dear Kalifa. They'll be dead momentarily." "Ummmm..... excuse me..." Lucci looked urgently at the door. It was Luffy in the purple haired guy's clothes and mask. "Ah, Spandam, what is it?" "N-news *cough* News from outside sir." He tried his best 'bad guy' voice. "Yes, what is it? Speak!" Then Zoro came in with Spandam's gun and pointed it at Luffy/Spandam. "Alright! Give us the girls or your lackey gets it!" Lucci began to laugh, "Hahaha! What you think you can threaten me with Spandam's life. He's a loser! Kill him I don't care! We don't do negotiations with good guys." Zoro and Luffy/Spandam looked at him, "Dude," "That's harsh" Luffy now talked in his regular voice. Lucci noticed this, "Hey, wait! You're not Spandam!" Zoro and Luffy now had to change plans, "Shit." Zoro threw Luffy towards the girls and started to shoot off the gun at Lucci and the others.

*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

Luffy ran to the girls and picked them up and headed towards the door. Nami and Robin were happy to see their rescuers were not dead and DID come back to save them. Lucci and Crocodile were hiding behind the large chair. "I thought you said they were dead!" "I said that the blue hair took care of them enough! I didn't think they would be stupid enough to come back after getting shot! Besides, aren t your men outside suppose to take care of them from getting in here!"

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Back outside: Sanj and Mute Sopp were doing pretty well. They had killed Fukurou and some no bodies. They moved into the quick stop, it was utterly destroyed. Sanj and Sopp hid behind some shelves, while Kaku, Jybura and the others were behind the counter. "Damn! How the hell did THEY get the counter, that's like getting the high ground in a western man! We're fucked!" Sopp slapped Sanj, "Right, I gotta snap out of it, thanks man." He looked at Sopp, they looked at the guys shooting at them, then back at each other, "Alright. LET'S GO BIZ-NICH!!!" They got up and started shooting back.

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Zoro and Luffy were almost at the stairs with the girls when...

*BANG*

Daz Bonez shot in the air. "That's far enough." Luffy quickly thought, he threw Robin at Zoro. Zoro caught her, Luffy but Nami down and tackled Bonez, "Hurry run! I'll hold him off!" Zoro untied Roibin and Nami, Zoro and Robin ran, Nami stayed, "I-I'm not leaving you!" Luffy smiled. Zoro looked back at Luffy, "It's ok go! We'll catch up!" Zoro nodded and he and Robin ran down a hall way. A large group of men appeared and captured Luffy and Nami. They were returned to the main room where Lucci punched Luffy. "You brat! Quit fucking up my stuff! Put him and his precious whore in the holding room. I want them and their friends to die together!" Crocodile got up and went to a back door. "Where are you going boss?" Crocodile looked back, "It seems to hostile here. I'm going back to my jet. Call when things have died down here." "Will do sir!"

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On a road: Garp and Smoker were riding in the same police car, with about 7 others behind them. Smoker seemed skeptical about all this, "You SURE this is the right address? Your grandson isn't being a punkass in the middle of the night is he?" "MY GRANDSON IS NOT A PUNKASS! HAVE A LITTLE FAITH SMOKER!" "Whatever."

To be continued...