THE RETURN OF THE MOST AWESOME INUYASHA FANFICTION

SIT MIROKU: THE TRUTH ABOUT INUYASHA

Chapter 6: The Chapter after The chapter before the chapter before the chapter before the last chapter. (maybe the chapter after that?)

"I wanna be the very best, that no one ever was."

"To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause."

"I thought I liked them because of my tunnel, but the truth was…"

"I like women, yes I do, I hope Sango doesn't hear this…"

"Pokewomen, gotta catch em all"

"MIROKU!!! What are you singing?"

"Um…a Pokemon theme song?"

"What was that last line?"

"Um…Pokemon, gotta catch em all?"

"hmm…"

"Do you want to hear me sing another song?"

"Sure…I guess…"

"Chickety China the Chinese Chicken,

Grab a Drumstick and your brain stops tickin

Watching X Files with no lights on, we're da la maison

I hope the smoking mans in this one

Like Harrison Ford I am getting frantic, like Sting I'm tantric

Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy

Like Kurassawa, I make mad films,

K I don't make films, But if I did they'd have a samurai

Gottagetabettersetofclubs, youknowthekindwithtinynubs

Cause my irons are always flying off the back swing

Gottaget in tune with Sailor moon cause that cartoon has got the BOOM anime BABES…"

"SIT pervert!!!"

"What did I do?"

"Does EVERY SONG YOU SING HAVE WOMENISH SLANDER IN IT?!!!"

"Yes, and if it doesn't, I change the lyrics so that it does!!! WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

complete silence…

"ooooookay, that is really…weird…"

"YOU AREN"T GOING TO SAY SIT?"

"Oh, almost forgot, SIT!!!"

---------------------------------

Kagome, "Don't they make a cute twosome?"

Inuyasha, "I wish I could do that…"

Kags, "Do…what, Inuyasha?" In her eyes, there was a BIG warning for any men watching…

"Ummm…" He couldn't win a staring contest with THAT kind of look…

"Inuyasha?"

"Yes?"

"What is Kaede doing?"

"Huh?"

And sure enough, Kaede was walking towards them…

"You must go Inuyasha…to the place where the jewel originated…"

"My, what big eyes you have grandma"

"All the better to see you with…I mean, sorry, you, Kagome, and Miroku must travel to defeat Naraku…and a couple of foes…"

"My, what big ears you have grandma"

"All the better to hear you with…I mean, its serious, you MUST go now."

"My what big teeth you have grandma"

"All the better to eat you with…I mean, WOULD YOU STOP THAT!!! I am currently being possessed and I have some information for you!!! Would you listen?"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Travel to that one place…Hey Kagome, do you think the beads will make me jump?"

"Let me try…JUMP INUYASHA!!!"

"YES!!! You fell for it. Step two of my four way counter curse is complete. Now for step three!!!"

Kaede, "Fine, I won't be possessed anymore…"

Inuiyasha, however, wasn't listening. He grabbed Kagome, held her, and did the one thing she didn't expect…

He kissed her.

She swooned on the spot. Inuyasha, however, was gone. Just like a man to kiss a girl then run…

Kaede, "You look happy Kagome."

"Oh what a big nose you have grandma"

"All the better to smell you with…WOULD YOU TWO STOP THAT!!! Oh, forget it Kagome, you're almost drunk because of Inuyasha kissing you."

"Oh what big lips you have Inuyasha!"

"he would rather swallow you whole."

--------------------------------

"Pokewomen, gotta kiss em all, pokewomen!"

End of Chapter

Killetica Beast