Well, this chapter didn't take me forever to write.

Anyways, I apologize for the wait. It will probably suck because I just wanted to get it up as soon as possible. But umm yeah…

I suggest listening to Simple and Clean by Utada Hikaru.

READ ON!

"YOU!"

Ulquiorra stopped on the spot. He turned his head just enough to see some member of Organization with a mullet running up to him.

Ulquiorra tended to forget people he didn't want to remember.

"HEY!" Demyx said, catching up to Ulquiorra. "WAZUUUUP!"

Even I know how old that is… Ulquiorra thought.

"What do you want?" Ulquiorra asked. Demyx had the most ridiculous grin on his face.

"I need some advice!"

Ulquiorra gave a huge, exasperated sigh.

"I am not giving lessons on how to cut yourself. I am not an emo. Did Nnoitra set you up to this?"

Demyx started freaking out.

"NO NO NO! NOTHING LIKE THAT! I was hoping I could get some love advice!"

Ulquiorra was absolutely dumbstruck.

"W...what?"

"Well, you see, Orihime-"

"Goodbye."

Ulquiorra started walking away. Demyx was in shock for a second, then ran after him and grabbed his arm.

"No please! It's important!"

Ulquiorra looked at him through the corner of his eye. Demyx had the most desperate look on his face.

"Please…"

"Why…" Ulquiorra said in a deadly quiet voice, "Should I help you?"

"Because I need it!"

Ulquiorra widened his eyes.

That was not the answer I was expecting…

"Please!" Demyx went on his knees, drooping his head, grabbing on to Ulquiorra's arm.

"Orihime doesn't remember me at all! I don't know if I can go on like this!"

Demyx started shaking as tears ran down his face.

"Please… please…"

"Why are you asking me?"

Demyx looked up. He smiled.

"You liked Orihime, didn't you?"

Ulquiorra yanked his hand away.

"Of course not. I have no emotions, and neither should you. Neither of us have hearts. Try to grasp that concept in your small little brain under that ridiculous hairstyle of yours."

Ulquiorra started walking away.

"NO!"

Demyx grabbed Ulquiorra's arm again and tried to pull Ulquiorra to a stop. Instead, Demyx was being dragged by Ulquiorra as he was walking. They passed by Marluxia and Halibel, who stopped and stared as Ulquiorra walked with a serious look, and Demyx being dragged, repeatedly yelling for Ulquiorra to stop. Finally he did.

"If you don't let go of me this second, I cut off all your hair in the night."

Demyx let go.

"Why won't you help me?" he whined. Ulquiorra turned on him.

"I shall give you advice then, if you will be so annoyingly persistent. Give up."

Demyx backed up in surprise.

"What?"

"Even if she did remember, she still wouldn't love you. From her point of view, she sees you as something that doesn't have a heart, and therefore feels nothing. You two have no possible chance, because you are just a heartless monster to her."

Demyx let go of Ulquiorra and sat back on his heels, shocked, as Ulquiorra walked away from him.

He felt a little distant there... Demyx thought. It's like he was talking more to himself than me...

That was when Demyx realized he should talk to someone who didn't currently want to be with the girl of his dreams.

Demyx strolled down the hall, tapping his chin with his forefinger as he thought.

Now... who do I know that knows about getting girls...?

He snapped his fingers.

XIGBAR! I can't believe I didn't get that right away!

Demyx ran at full speed towards Xigbar's room, forgetting he could just use a corridor of darkness.

Arriving at his room, Demyx kicked open the door.

"XIGBAR! I-"

Poor Demyx's innocent eyes were burned forever at the sigh of what-

Or perhaps WHO-

Lay before him.

Xigbar looked up at Demyx.

"Oh shit."

Demyx closed the door and started running once more back to his own room.

There's no mistaking it, the thought passed through his head as tears starting streaking down his face.

The orange hair... the unusually large chest girls have...

That was INOUE!

Demyx was so distracted by his grief he didn't notice the young, high school female with orange hair he passed by.

He slammed the door behind him and fell once more face first onto his bed.

I can't believe she left me... for HIM... I mean, it doesn't even make sense! He doesn't have a heart either! Stupid Xigbar and his womanizing...

A knock on the door echoed through-out Demyx's room.

"Go away."

The door disobeyed.

"Oi, Demyx!"

Luxord strolled in and sat beside him.

"You want to play some card games?"

"No."

"Okay."

And with that, Luxord left the room.

Demyx started moaning more.

"GOD LUXORD YOU SUCK!"

Grimmjow walked in to the room.

"Sorry 'bout that. I was hoping he'd find out what was troubling you."

Demyx turned his head just enough to see Grimmjow.

"What do you want? ... And who are you?"

"Grimmjow Jeagerjaques. And I'm here to help you with your problems."

Demyx sat up.

"...why?"

Grimmjow closed the door, sat close to Demyx and said quietly "'Cause that stupid orange haired punk didn't believe I wasn't trying to kill everyone."

Demyx's eyes widened, then turned furious and stood up, yelling straight in Grimmjow's face

"INOUE ISN'T A STUPID ORANGE HAIRED PUNK!"

Grimmjow blinked.

"I... what?"

Demyx fell on his back, the anger that gave him strength fading away.

"OH INOUE! WHY!"

"Girl trouble?"

"INOUE!"

Grimmjow gave out an exasperated sigh.

This is gonna be hard...

... That's what she said.

"Look..." Grimmjow said, scratching the back of his head. "I don't get why you're so worked up about this girl. She doesn't like you how you like her. So what?"

Demyx stopped crying so loud and sat up on his shoulders to look at Grimmjow, tears still running down his face.

"...So what?"

"Yeah! You shouldn't get so caught up on one girl! I mean, what's the fun of just being with her! That type of girl? She probably wouldn't even let you have a three-way!"

"... What's a three-"

"So I'm saying you should try and be with other girls! You shouldn't stick with just one girl already! Especially since she doesn't like you."

"Are you with one girl?"

"Yes, but it's completely different. She likes me, and she's up for anything in bed, you know what I mean?"

"YOU GUYS SLEEP IN THE SAME BED?"

"So go out there and find other girls! Taste other entrees! Catch other fish! Just beware STD's of course. And wear protection!"

"Protection for what-"

And with that, Grimmjow pushed Demyx out of his own room.

What just happened... Demyx thought. He sighed.

Might as well move on. She doesn't remember me, or even like me anymore. And she wrestled with Xigbar! Xigbar usually only does that guys! But Inoue is so special... –NO DEMYX! FORGET HER! GO CATCH SOME ENTREES!

Demyx opened a corridor of darkness and stepped through.

With him gone, Larxene appeared around the corner and knocked on Demyx's door. Grimmjow opened and seeing her face, smiled.

"Took long enough!" she said, hands on her hips. Grimmjow rolled his eyes.

"Next time don't let people take over your room!"

And with that, Larxene jumped into Grimmjow's arms, and the door closed behind them as the innocence of Demyx's room quickly vanished.

Demyx had walked around the human world for many a minute now, and could find no one he thought would replace Inoue. Every time he asked a girl if they wanted to go out for sea salt ice cream, they would give him a disgusted look and walk away yelling "pedophile" (which Demyx was quite confused at being called. Was it because of the black cloak? He'd heard Xigbar being called it many times).

Demyx was about to head back, when he heard a very peculiar sound behind him:

"Meow!"

He stopped in place, and turned around to see a wonderful, slender black cat sitting there.

"Meow!"

"OH MY GOODNESS YOU ARE ADORABLE!"

Demyx sprinted the two steps and scooped up the kitty-cat, petting his stomach.

"I'm going to name you Grimm-kitty! Firstly because you're a kitty, second because your black hair is a grim colour! It certainly doesn't have anything to do with a certain arrancar!"

He opened a corridor of darkness and started to walk through.

"And you'll be the new girl in my life!"

I really should write more, I meant to have the whole Demyx/Orihime thing done this chapter, but it's been SO LONG since I've put up a chapter, so DEAL WITH THIS!

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