Ciel Comes to High School With Me – Chapter 6
After School
Thanks so much! I already got three reviews! 0.0 Woah. Thanks guys, you're the best!
Author's Note: Well, I accidentally wrote my chapters out of order and skipped one of my classes, so…yeah, I'm posting this chapter up because A) It's funnier and B) I didn't finish the other one.
Warning: This chapter contains A LOT of crack because my friend Kendall is in it. If you don't like it, just don't read it and wait for the next 2 chapters to come up. Trust me, they'll be less crackish.
Three reviews before anything else is added, and trust me, the next chapters are really funny! :D
Ok, well, Seb isn't really in the begining, but, just kind of imagin that he's here. Forever.
Read on!
Kendall: (cosplaying as Ciel) LAU! (my nickname)*voraciously hugs me till I turn blue*
Me: *turns blue*
Ciel: 0_o Why is she dressed like me?
Me: OH, well, today is National Kuroshitsuji Day, so, she dressed up like you because she loves you! *to Kendall* Guess, what? I brought Ciel to school with me! ^_^
Kendall: OH MI GOSHNESS NO WAY WHERE IS HE I DON'T SEE HIM LEMME SEE HIM I WANNA HUG HIM AND SHOW HIM MY WIG AND HUG HIM TILL HE TURNS BLUE!
*runs over and hugs him until he turns blue*
Ciel: *turns blue* UNHAND ME, RIGHT NOW, YOUNG WOMAN! THIS IS REVOLTING!
Me: CIEL, WHAT DID I TELLYOU ABOUT USING THE WORD 'REVOLTING'?
Kendall: *whimpers and lets go* I'm sorry *sniffle* You know, I just want to make you happy…
Ciel: …Then go get me a piece of cake.
Kendall: *already has some* Chocolate or vanilla?
Ciel: How did you get that so fast? …You are now my butler.
Kendall: OH MY GOOSHNESS NOW WAY ARE YOU SERIOUS I ALWAYS WANTED TO LIVE IN YOUR MANSION AND MEET MEIRIN AND FINNY AND YOU, ESPECIALLY YOU, WHAT DO YOU WANT I'LL TOTALLY DO IT.
Ciel: …You mean I don't have to sell you my soul for eternal servitude?
Kendall: I'm not a demon, just an overexcited fan girl. *hugs Ciel again*
Ciel: LET GO OF ME.
Kendall: Sorry. *lets go* You're just so huggable and adorable and I LOVE YOU *tackles to the ground*
Ciel: STOP IT.
Kendall: Kay I'm done.
Me: …This is just too weird.
Kendall: *starts bouncing up and down* Do I get to wear a maid outfit? Or at least a sexy butler suit? *O*
Ciel: …Erm. Of course…?
Kendall: :D :D :D *starts doing the caramelldansen*
Ciel: What is that ridiculous dance?
Kendall and Me: IT'S THE CARAMELLDANSEN! *both burst into full-out song-and-dance*
Ciel: …I don't want to know, I don't want to know, I don't want to know…
Me: *tries to mumble out the little bits of lyrics that I managed to learn*
Ciel: So, uh, what the crap are we doing here? Don't most kids just go home after school? Or are you too weird to do something so dryly mundane?
Me: We're in a play. *bitchslaps Ciel*
Kendall: *bitchslaps me*
Me: What the crap was that for?
Kendall: For hurting my precious bocchan!
Me: BOOOCHAAAAANNNNNNN! :3
Ciel: So when do you actually rehearse anything?
Kendall: They don't need me today; I just don't have a ride so I'm stuck here.
Me: I'm an extra, so I'm only used once in a while.
*Burst into random caramelldansen*
Me: DO THE CARAMEL DANCE!
Ciel: NO!
Kendall: YES!
Me: Do it or I'll get Alois to go all Alois on you!
Ciel: o_0 Yes, ma'am
Me: DON'T USE THAT TONE OF VOICE WITH ME!
*All of us burst into the Caramel Dance…Ciel somewhat reluctantly*
*We actually practice a little bit of the play, then screw around some more*
Me: *Gives laptop to Kendall so that she can write it so that I can somewhat tackle my mounds of homework*
Kendall: OHMYGAWDASQUIRREL—oh wait that's a dude's hair. Hey, Ciel, have you ever wondered what chairs would look like if knees were backwards?
Ciel: …
Kendall: ….. Ha! I have more dots than you!
Ciel: So what are you going to do? Please, no more of that ridiculous dance…Let's play a game or something.
Kendall: …*starts laughing maniacally* We could play 7 minutes in heaven.
Ciel: …What's that?
Kendall: *CONTINUES LAUGHING*
Me: KENDALL. Keep it T.
Kendall: Awwww! D:
Ciel: …I'm scared now.
Me: *steals back laptop and possession of the story* Ok readers, sorry that you had to see that…. *shoots Kendall the Evil Eye* Yay! We're done rehearsing. We get to leave now.
*We all walk into the main hallway to wait for our parents to pick us up*
Me: *pulls out marshmallow gun full of miniature beanie babies* *pelts Kendall*
Kendall: *pulls out gun*
Ciel: WOAH, let's not fight!
Me and Kendall: *attack Ciel with miniature beanie babies*
Ciel: AAAAHHHH! *is thrown backwards like Mail Jeevas when he died in Death Note-(OHMIGODZ THATWAS SO SAD) -and buried under an enormous mound of beanie babies*
Me and Kendall: YESSSSHHH! WE BEAT YOU CIEL!
Me: Damn it, I lost the game!
Kendall: I lost the game,too!
Sebastian: I, too, also lost the game.
My Mom: Laura! Get out here, it's time to go!
Me: By Kendall! See you later!
*walks to car and leaves*
Thanks for reading!
