Ciel Comes to High School With Me – Chapter 6

After School

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Author's Note: Well, I accidentally wrote my chapters out of order and skipped one of my classes, so…yeah, I'm posting this chapter up because A) It's funnier and B) I didn't finish the other one.

Warning: This chapter contains A LOT of crack because my friend Kendall is in it. If you don't like it, just don't read it and wait for the next 2 chapters to come up. Trust me, they'll be less crackish.

Three reviews before anything else is added, and trust me, the next chapters are really funny! :D

Ok, well, Seb isn't really in the begining, but, just kind of imagin that he's here. Forever.

Read on!

Kendall: (cosplaying as Ciel) LAU! (my nickname)*voraciously hugs me till I turn blue*

Me: *turns blue*

Ciel: 0_o Why is she dressed like me?

Me: OH, well, today is National Kuroshitsuji Day, so, she dressed up like you because she loves you! *to Kendall* Guess, what? I brought Ciel to school with me! ^_^

Kendall: OH MI GOSHNESS NO WAY WHERE IS HE I DON'T SEE HIM LEMME SEE HIM I WANNA HUG HIM AND SHOW HIM MY WIG AND HUG HIM TILL HE TURNS BLUE!

*runs over and hugs him until he turns blue*

Ciel: *turns blue* UNHAND ME, RIGHT NOW, YOUNG WOMAN! THIS IS REVOLTING!

Me: CIEL, WHAT DID I TELLYOU ABOUT USING THE WORD 'REVOLTING'?

Kendall: *whimpers and lets go* I'm sorry *sniffle* You know, I just want to make you happy…

Ciel: …Then go get me a piece of cake.

Kendall: *already has some* Chocolate or vanilla?

Ciel: How did you get that so fast? …You are now my butler.

Kendall: OH MY GOOSHNESS NOW WAY ARE YOU SERIOUS I ALWAYS WANTED TO LIVE IN YOUR MANSION AND MEET MEIRIN AND FINNY AND YOU, ESPECIALLY YOU, WHAT DO YOU WANT I'LL TOTALLY DO IT.

Ciel: …You mean I don't have to sell you my soul for eternal servitude?

Kendall: I'm not a demon, just an overexcited fan girl. *hugs Ciel again*

Ciel: LET GO OF ME.

Kendall: Sorry. *lets go* You're just so huggable and adorable and I LOVE YOU *tackles to the ground*

Ciel: STOP IT.

Kendall: Kay I'm done.

Me: …This is just too weird.

Kendall: *starts bouncing up and down* Do I get to wear a maid outfit? Or at least a sexy butler suit? *O*

Ciel: …Erm. Of course…?

Kendall: :D :D :D *starts doing the caramelldansen*

Ciel: What is that ridiculous dance?

Kendall and Me: IT'S THE CARAMELLDANSEN! *both burst into full-out song-and-dance*

Ciel: …I don't want to know, I don't want to know, I don't want to know…

Me: *tries to mumble out the little bits of lyrics that I managed to learn*

Ciel: So, uh, what the crap are we doing here? Don't most kids just go home after school? Or are you too weird to do something so dryly mundane?

Me: We're in a play. *bitchslaps Ciel*

Kendall: *bitchslaps me*

Me: What the crap was that for?

Kendall: For hurting my precious bocchan!

Me: BOOOCHAAAAANNNNNNN! :3

Ciel: So when do you actually rehearse anything?

Kendall: They don't need me today; I just don't have a ride so I'm stuck here.

Me: I'm an extra, so I'm only used once in a while.

*Burst into random caramelldansen*

Me: DO THE CARAMEL DANCE!

Ciel: NO!

Kendall: YES!

Me: Do it or I'll get Alois to go all Alois on you!

Ciel: o_0 Yes, ma'am

Me: DON'T USE THAT TONE OF VOICE WITH ME!

*All of us burst into the Caramel Dance…Ciel somewhat reluctantly*

*We actually practice a little bit of the play, then screw around some more*

Me: *Gives laptop to Kendall so that she can write it so that I can somewhat tackle my mounds of homework*

Kendall: OHMYGAWDASQUIRREL—oh wait that's a dude's hair. Hey, Ciel, have you ever wondered what chairs would look like if knees were backwards?

Ciel: …

Kendall: ….. Ha! I have more dots than you!

Ciel: So what are you going to do? Please, no more of that ridiculous dance…Let's play a game or something.

Kendall: …*starts laughing maniacally* We could play 7 minutes in heaven.

Ciel: …What's that?

Kendall: *CONTINUES LAUGHING*

Me: KENDALL. Keep it T.

Kendall: Awwww! D:

Ciel: …I'm scared now.

Me: *steals back laptop and possession of the story* Ok readers, sorry that you had to see that…. *shoots Kendall the Evil Eye* Yay! We're done rehearsing. We get to leave now.

*We all walk into the main hallway to wait for our parents to pick us up*

Me: *pulls out marshmallow gun full of miniature beanie babies* *pelts Kendall*

Kendall: *pulls out gun*

Ciel: WOAH, let's not fight!

Me and Kendall: *attack Ciel with miniature beanie babies*

Ciel: AAAAHHHH! *is thrown backwards like Mail Jeevas when he died in Death Note-(OHMIGODZ THATWAS SO SAD) -and buried under an enormous mound of beanie babies*

Me and Kendall: YESSSSHHH! WE BEAT YOU CIEL!

Me: Damn it, I lost the game!

Kendall: I lost the game,too!

Sebastian: I, too, also lost the game.

My Mom: Laura! Get out here, it's time to go!

Me: By Kendall! See you later!

*walks to car and leaves*

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