A/N: Hi guys! Thx for reviewing again and all that shiz.
Reviews:
Alerista: Ahaha sorry about the high-five thing. It's just like… Have you ever had those times where you told your friend to high-five you and then you took your hand away so that they missed? Yeah. And the whole Ikuto thing will be cleared up eventually.
xxROCKxx678: Awww thanks! Eh… I actually can't remember how I came up with it, but I think it was when I asked my guy friends "what would you do if you were a girl?" So yeah =3
xXNeonPurpleMoonXx: Okay fine… *releases Yoru* I'll get him next time. But yeah, of course Kukai doesn't lean that way… Or else that'd be… odd o.o awkward? My friend wanted me to write a fanfic where Kukai did lean that way XD
Aki no chiaki: Really? =D Thanks! Hopefully this one will be longer. I had it all planned out but then I forgot… So we'll have to see =3
bendercat: DANG IT! I'll get you next time, Yoru! Thanks for reviewing though! I like it when people laugh at my chapters =3
strawberrygirl103: Thanks soo much! X3
pi-or-pie: Thank you! The whole "mating turtles" thing is a thing where when you high five someone, and they miss and like… have you ever done those things? XD but yeah, mating turtles is one my friends taught me.
Okay, shall we start? =D This was all put together on a whim. I really have no idea what I'm doing… Oh, and I'm probably gonna take out the "Ikuto sabotaging everything" thing, because I cannot think of anything…
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
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Ikuto brushed his blue hair out of his eyes and watched as the clouds floated by. The sun shone so brightly that day that Ikuto could've went blind if he looked straight at it. He took a deep breath and Yoru followed this action.
"…Ne, Ikuto, nya."
"What, Yoru?" Ikuto replied. He watched as a cloud floated by. It looked kinda like a unicorn with three legs.
"Aren't we supposed to go to Amu's school?" Yoru asked, rolling over to his side to face Ikuto.
"Actually, I've been thinking," Ikuto said calmly. "Maybe we should skip to plan B."
"…You're just too lazy to do plan A, nya," Yoru said.
"Too right you are," Ikuto agreed, yawning. "How about we TP Souma's place?"
Yoru grinned and sat up. "That sounds fun, nya!"
"Right," Ikuto said dully. "Let's do it… tommorow…"
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"So…" Amu said awkwardly, her head resting on the lunch table.
"So…" Kukai replied curiously, his head also on the table.
"What are we gonna do about the whole 'they think you're gay' thing?" Amu drummed her fingers on the tile of the table in a bored manner.
Kukai lifted his head. "I don't know! What would you do?"
Amu shrugged and put her hands over her head and (unawaringly) complained loudly, "I don't know! I'm not a guy!"
Kukai jumped up quickly and held a finger to lips. "SH!!! Amu!" he jerked his head toward a nearby table where a couple people were looking curiously.
"Sorry," Amu muttered. "Damn this! I hate being you!"
"Hey, how do you think I feel?! I'm having a period!" Kukai gritted his teeth as he said this and looked rather irritated. "I'm not supposed to get a period!"
Amu glared at him. "I'd rather get a period once a month than an erection every time I get turned on!" she whispered.
Kukai crossed his arms and looked away. "Sh-shut up!"
"No, you!" Amu said.
Amu and Kukai took a moment to glare at each other.
"Well?" Kukai asked, still a bit pissed.
"What?" Amu snapped.
"What are we gonna do about it?" Kukai sneered impatiently.
"I don't know," Amu, not so gently, placed her head on the table once again. She felt so helpless right now that she couldn't stand it.
"Here you go," Amu lifted her head when she heard a metalic "clank" from infront of her. Rima sat down next to her and put down her own lunch tray. "No need to thank me."
Amu, who had just opened her moth to thank her stopped dead, unsure of what to say. "…Okay…"
"How long do you think this is going to last?" Rima asked, concern in her voice for the first time since the two days Kukai and Amu had spent in their opposite bodies.
"I believe that Tadase is looking into that right now," Nagihiko took a seat at the table, too. His feminine face made Amu take a close look at him for the first time and think.
"What would you look like with guy-ish hair?" she asked suddenly.
He looked a bit surprised at the question for a minute, then smiled. "Like a boy."
"Well, no duh," Amu said. "But-"
The bell interrupted her random conversation and everyone around them had groaned about how their lunch times were unreasonably short and walked off to class.
"Dammit," Amu swore. She started to get up along with Rima, Nagihiko, and Kukai when she suddenly paused and turned to Kukai. "Uh… Kukai? Did I tell you that I'm supposed to have a job interview today?"
Kukai looked surprised for a moment before he slung Amu's backpack over his shoulder. He winced when he remembered how delicate her body was. "Job interview? You're only fourteen!"
"Yeah, but there's this one… place… that allows you to work at fourteen with parent permission… And I didn't want to depend on my parents too much for clothing and unnecessary stuff… so… I'll meet with you after school and show you, okay?"
Kukai gave her a long, hard stare before nodding. "Okay then."
Amu seemed to have a look of relief on her face that made Kukai suspicious. He also saw that he looked rather… well… awesome when relieved. He know sees why all these girls fall for him. He'd fall for himself, too.
And at that, Amu waved to Kukai before continuing toward her next class. Kukai smiled in a girly way (he felt like throwing up right after) and walked in the opposite direction.
Nagihiko and Rima stared at their friends for a moment, then back at each other.
"How long, do you think, until they notice?" Nagihiko asked.
Rima opened her mouth to answer, but Kukai and Amu had already returned to the table.
"Right," Kukai muttered and brushed pink hair out of his eyes. He walked in the direction that Amu had come from and Amu walked Kukai's previous path.
"That's a new record," Rima said, amused. She took off after Kukai to their next class and Nagihiko followed Amu to Kukai's PE period.
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Amu hated having PE in Kukai's body. It was harder to move around considering his body wasn't as flexible as hers was. On the bright side, his leg muscles were stronger and his body didn't tire out too easily from running, so jogging wasn't too bad.
Amu slowly came to a stop on the track and walked off to the side. She wasn't panting as hard as she would in her own body, but she was still pretty tired. Nagihiko finished shortly after her and was panting more heavily that she was. He had a habit of taking things slowly and didn't do to well in jogging, but normally Kukai urged him run faster, and he would do so.
"So, A- Souma-kun," Nagihiko, much like Kukai, constantly forgot that Kukai and Amu had switched bodies, "what was that job that… Amu-chan was going to do?"
Amu bit her lip, unsure of whether to tell Nagihiko. But Nagihiko looked so much like Nadeshiko, it was difficult not to trust her (oh Amu, you poor, dense soul…). "…A maid café."
Nagihiko's eyes widened in surprise. "What?!" he lowered her voice so that the people finishing their jog wouldn't hear them. "You do know that Souma-kun would refuse to do this? He wouldn't approve!"
Amu gave him a confused blink that most girls in the school found adorable. "Why would he care? I'm just working at a maid café. The worse thing there is the dress and the pervs, but I know karate!"
Nagihiko gave her a long look before sighing and patting her on the head. Luckily, no one was paying close enough attention to give them a weird look. "Some day, Amu-chan, you'll learn."
Amu stared blankly at him. "I'll learn what?"
Nagihiko smiled calmly, "It's not important at the moment. You'll find out eventually."
Amu's impatience began to rise. "I don't care if it's not important! I wanna know now!" She covered her mouth when she realized she sounded like a spoiled little kid. A few people turned around to search for the noise source, but they couldn't find it.
"You'll see," Nagihiko laughed, amused at Amu's impatience.
"DAMMIT, NAGIHIKO!"
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Kukai stretched as the bell dismissed the last class of the day. He still hated biology. He was never too good at all this science and stuff. He had taken a small liking to Amu's body. Aside from those perverted things, he had realized that Amu's body was more flexible and somewhat easier to move it. He also found a skirt strangely comfortable (not that he was telling anyone that).
"Hey, Amu-chan," Kukai saw Rima holding in a laugh as she called him this.
"Way to be mature, Rima," Kukai rolled his eyes.
Rima frowned and narrowed her eyes at him. "Whatever. Here, take one so your stomach doesn't growl during the interview, You don't wanna embarrass Amu, do you?"
"No…" Kukai caught the bag of Goldfish snacks (The snack that smiles back!). He poured some into Amu's small palm and handed the bag back to Rima. He stared at it for a minute before grinning childishly. He shoved it into his mouth and chewed fiercely. "Rawrrr! I'm eating all the fish!" he took another one from Rima and held it over his mouth. "Oh no! I don't wanna die!!!! Noooo!" he said this in the highest voice he can manage before dropping the fish into his open mouth.
"…Who's the immature one now?" Rima smirked.
"Sh-shut up!" Kukai turned a bright red when he realized he had just done this in public, in Amu's body. Luckily, nobody heard him, so he relaxed.
"Hey, Hinamori!" Kukai turned and scowled at the captain of the basketball team (AKA the third cutest guy in the school). He had a group of girls watching him ravenously from a distance. Rima wouldn't have been surprised if one of them jumped on him and ate him right then and there. Why was he so popular? Well, he had this gorgeous black hair and blue eyes that seemed to hug you. But under that extreme handsomeness was a cold-hearted jerk.
"A-Akio-kun," Kukai said, smiling an entirely fake smile. He actually had an urge to stab this guy right there and then, but Amu wouldn't like that.
"So I was wondering," he put on a shy mask that made all the girls squeal. "Would you like… to go to the movies with me on Saturday?"
Ha, this was so fake. Kukai felt like giving him a good, hard punch and leaving. "Uh, I'm sorry…" Kukai wasn't exactly sure what to say to this, but he thought that would be clear enough.
"Oh, I guess they're right," Akio sighed, trying to capture the pity of the onlooking girls. "You are too good for me." He walked away, looking sad. "Well…"
"What the hell is wrong with you, Hinamori?" an girl stomped up to Kukai angrily and looked just about ready to slap him. "What is with your 'I'm better than you' attitude? I used to admire you for it in elementary school, but now you're just a straight-out bitch!"
"Yeah!" another girl joined the conversation, also looking upset. "Akio-kun is probably really upset right now! You just think that you're better and only deserve the best? That's so selfish of you, Hinamori Amu!" After that, a bunch of girls stormed up to her and Kukai was unsure of what to do. Though he was rather angry that they would just come up to his Amu (Talk about possesive…) and just insult her like that. And he was a bit nervous that Amu would be angry at him for tarnishing her reputation, so she pushed past the girls and (grudgingly) walked up to Usui Akio, trying to look as natural as possible.
"A-Actually, Akio-kun," Kukai said, trying not to grit his teeth and burst out laughing. "This Saturday, I-I meant that I didn't want to go to the movies… How about we go out to eat at a restaurant?"
Kukai wanted to scowl at Usui when he saw a faint smirk pass over the offending boy's face: he had just gotten what he wanted. "Okay, I'll call you tomorrow?"
"O-okay."
When Kukai realized what he had just done, he ran back into the now empty classroom (except Rima, who was waiting to see what was happening), took a meter stick, then attempted to hit his head as hard as he could with it.
"Wait!" Rima grabbed the stick from him before he could proceed. "This is Amu's body! Hit your own body! We don't care about that!"
Glad to see someone cares, right Kukai?
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Amu waited for Kukai outside of the school gates. She leaned against the gate coolly, like she always did. She didn't have to worry about acting like Kukai at the moment because the way she stood when she waited was about the same as Kukai. She didn't wait that long before she saw Kukai running rather clumsily toward her.
When he finally approached her, he leaned against the metal gate, Amu's hand tightly wrapped around one of the bars. "GOD DANGIT! HOW DO YOU RUN IN THIS BODY! IT'S SO HEAVY!"
"Shut up!" Amu suddenly felt like the abusive husband as she imagined how a passerby would see this situation. "Look, are we going or not?"
"Fine…" Kukai gasped for a few more breaths before standing up straight. They traveled down the sidewalk to the bus stop, which wasn't very far from the school. As they boarded the bus, Amu whispered to Kukai to ignore the whistling from the boys from Seiyo High School. Kukai didn't need reminding, or so he told her when they took their seats on the filthy black chairs, he was pretty much used to it.
When they finally escaped the desperate high schoolers and made their way down to the "place," Kukai threw a fit.
"A MAID CAFÉ?!" Kukai looked furious and almost yelled. "No! I don't approve!"
"Why do you care?" Amu growled. "I don't want to depend on my parents so much now that mom's job is in a fix!"
"But here?!"
"It was the nearest place I could find that would hire!" Amu grabbed her backpack from Kukai and angrily looked through it. "Here's the parent permission form and the application. Get in there and do well! If I don't get the job, it's your fault!"
Kukai gingerly took the forms and sighed. "But I don't like the sound of other guys watching you in a short maid's outfit."
"'Other guys'?" Amu raised an eyebrow in confusion and Kukai quickly slapped himself. "HEY!"
"Oops, I didn't say anything," Kukai said nervously. He put one hand on the café's door knob. He paused and looked back at Amu, who just glared at him sternly.
"Make it quick, I'll be waiting out here."
Kukai frowned, "Right." He turned the door knob and walked inside.
Amu sighed. "I don't know what's bothering him! It must be the period." All of a sudden, a ringing came from a cellphone. She searched her pocket to see that it wasn't Kukai's cell phone ringing. It was odd, since the ringtone was rather familiar. She looked up and down the street curiously for the source of the ringing until she realized that she still had her backpack. It must have been a text since the ringing had stopped rather abruptly. She searched her (now messy, thanks, Kukai) backpack for her cellphone and realized that she had gotten a text. From Usui Akio-kun! Surprised, Amu opened her cellphone and read the test:
Hinamori, on Saturday, how about I pick you up then we walk over to "Le Mignonne Restaurant?"
Amu stared at the text blankly for a minute before wanting to hurl it at the maid café's brick wall. That Kukai was so dead!
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A/N: Okay… So I haven't been updating again… I'm sorry DX I'll try to update more often, but I've been getting so many ideas for the other stories it's a wonder how I even get anything done… Either way, was that long enough this time? And I'm sorry to those of you looking forward to Ikuto DX but I was stuck at that point and was like "…Shit." And this wasn't the best chapter ever… I'm sorry… PLEASE FORGIVE MEEE! *gets down on hands a knees*
Either way, please review this crappy chappy (IT RHYMES!!) or… *buffering…* IKUTO WILL BE THE SACRIFICE INSTEAD OF TADASE WHEN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE COMES!
Ikuto: *tied up, with mouth taped* mmph!
Tadase: *also tied up* at least we're together =D
Ikuto: MMPHH! *freaks out*
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