A mysterious person appears in the dark, with a cloak covering her face.
?: Kitsuneroyale does not own Tokyo Mew Mew, and references to Phantom of the Opera.
The mysterious person disappears in the dark.
Chapter 7: For the Future of Truth, Dare or Torture, Part 1
Peter Griffin: Last time, on Truth, Dare or Torture…
Alyssa: But Kitsune, I want to be with Ryou! Why is it not his fault?
Kitsune: Look, if he doesn't want to be with you, then he doesn't want to be with you. If you're not convinced, why don't you start your own war against Lettuce?
Alyssa: Maybe I will!
Kitsune: Whoops. Maybe I haven't thought of this through, yet.
Peter Griffin: And so off we go, back in the building where the creator lives…
Alyssa bursts through the doors, being the first one to appear in the creator's room, with the rest following behind her. Lightning strikes outside the mansion, striking Masaya, and turning him to ash.
Kitsune: He is so unlucky.
Alyssa: Forget him, I have five people assisting me sometime in this chapter!
Kitsune: You know, call this a running gag, if you will, but we keep getting an average of THREE reviews! WHY DOESN'T ANYONE NEW REVIEW? *screams, then passes out*
?: Shall I read the reviews?
Licorice: But we don't know who you are.
?: You'll know soon, Licorice.
Licorice: And how do you know my name?
?: BECAUSE I CAN READ MINDS!
Licorice: *jumps up, scared* That's scary.
Kana: I'll take over for her while Sachiko and Nana try to awake her.
Sachiko tries to feed Kitsune ice cream in a coma, while Nana is jumping on her chest, trying to get her to breath.
Kana: Anyway, we have reviews from CrazyNekoGurl, Pippy-chan and LicoriceMitski and Opera Ghost. Let's start off with…
Alyssa: *smugly* Yes?
Kana: Well, since I'm in control, why don't we change the order?
Alyssa: WHAT?
?: I'll read the first one.
OPERA GHOST: can I kinda sorta jump in at some point cuz my sister is not going too make it without me...poor girl...drunk all the time...goodness know where shes been with out me... AGHAGH!can not handle not being with all you aWESOMEpeople!
My look: Brown hair EXACTLY 3 yards long, brown eyes, 5'5,
floor length black cape...don't ask me what is under it until it is necessary.
About me: I am a very elegant person, even in my (AHEM) evilness, always very ... U GIVE ME GUMMYBEARS!
The phantom of the opera is my best friend and I keep him around cuz he is not afraid to my dirty work for me if you have not seen it you have to watch it in order to understand how to skeap of him ...2004 version...I LOVE
puts on *elegant air* I mean Ryou is ever so handsome...holds breath *Gasps chokes* I LOVE RYOU!
Kana: Well of course, you can! But where are you? Are you hiding behind the large curtain? *pulls rope, but nothing's behind the curtain* No. Where are you?
?: *sighs* RIGHT HERE!
Kana: *turns to ?* Who the fudge are you?
Opera: *takes her hood off to reveal her 3-yards long brown hair* Opera Ghost. And why do you use fudge?
Kana: It's an alternative to swearing.
Licorice: Opera Ghost?
Opera: Yes?
Licorice: Who was that girl in the black cloak?
Opera: ME!
Licorice: You know, you could've told me you were going to be in this.
Opera: It's obvious that you were drinking again, so I wanted to join in. Also, you were the one who wanted me to join! *shows letter from Chapter 2, the part where 'Opera Ghost will join' underlined, circled, and arrows surrounding the line*
Licorice: Oh, that's right. I have to lay off drinking whatever I find…
Licorice notices the glass of wine on the table where she is standing.
Licorice: Where'd this come from?
Opera: Just don't drink it. Ryou, why don't you read the next review?
Ryou: Okay. The next review is from Pippy-chan.
GRR! Fudge it! I lost at Mario Kart again XD
Peppy and Poppy: Aren't you forgetting something?
I don't think so.
Dares~!
Blue Knight and Masaya: You two VS TWO other people of your choice in a lightsabre battle.
Mint: Okay I'm tired of waiting! You and Deep Blue are going on a date! It's either that or I cover you in honey and you get chased by a bear!
Deep Blue: Same as Mint. Date. NOW! Since I'm nice, Peppy is going to be paying.
Peppy: But I've only got fish!
Me: I'm broke for Arceus' sake!
Peppy: Fine.
Keiichiro: teach me how to cook a cake please! (It's Peppy and Poppy's birthday soon and I want to surprise them!)
Everyone else: Who wants to play Super Smash Brothers?
Lettuce and Ryou: Alyssa's planning a war to break you up! I for one am not letting you both get slaughtered! So, you two are coming with me to train at Peppy's igloo! Peppy you can handle the truths alright?
Peppy: But what am I going to-*finds a note* Oh right.
Truths~!
Zakuro: How was your two dates with Pai?
Mint: Would you like Deep Blue to cut his hair?
Keiichiro: What's the best kind of cake for two people who love fish?
I can't think of anymore now soo...SAYONARA!
Pippi: Blue Knight and Masaya- wait a second, how can we bring Masaya back when Kitsune's out cold.
Sachiko: Leave that to me. *snaps fingers, and Masaya comes in with an ice cream for Sachiko*
Masaya: Here's your ice cream.
Sachiko: Thank you. *licks ice cream, but spits it at Masaya and throws it at him*
Masaya: MY GERM AND DAIRY INFESTED EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!
Sachiko: You weren't wearing goggles.
Masaya: BUT THEY HURT!
Sachiko: Whatever. Pippi!
Pippi: Oh, right. Blue Knight and Masaya,You two VS TWO other people of your choice in a lightsabre battle.
Blue Knight: I choose Mint.
Masaya: I choose Zakuro.
Sachiko hands a light sabre to Masaya, but somehow it turned on and the sword sliced Masaya in two.
Zakuro: That was the easiest fight I had!
Blue Knight: Well, there's only one thing to do when being ganged up on; battle! *puts light sabre out in position, turns it on, but the light sabre stabs him in the stomach and leaves a hole* F***! *drops down in a fetal position and dies*
Mint: WE WON, ONEE-SAMA!
Pippi: Okay I'm tired of waiting! You and Deep Blue are going on a date! It's either that or I cover you in honey and you get chased by a bear!
Deep Blue: Ooh, a bear. I'm so scared.
Pippi: Deep Blue,same as Mint. Date. NOW! Since I'm nice, Peppy is going to be paying.
Peppy: But I've only got fish!
Me: I'm broke for Arceus' sake!
Peppy: Fine.
Sachiko: *sneaks behind Peppy, and leaves a huge roll of cash behind him, then runs away*
Peppy: *turns around* Oh, Mint and Deep Blue, here's some money for your date!
Mint and Deep Blue: *wearing a sapphire blue strapless dress, and a dark blue tuxedo respectively* It's about damn time. *walked outside the house*
Pippi: Keiichiro, teach me how to cook a cake please! (It's Peppy and Poppy's birthday soon and I want to surprise them!)
Keiichiro: Okay?
Pippi: PLEASE! *puppy-dog eyes*
Keiichiro: *sighs* All right.
Pippi: YAY!
Keiichiro: But before you make a cake, you need to wear the proper outfit for the occasion, so you need to buy a-
Pippi: *wearing a chef's outfit with a chef's hat* DONE!
Keiichiro: That was fast… Okay, the first tip on how to make a cake is to-
Opera: *closes door* No one else needs to know.
Everyone (except Mint, Deep Blue, Masaya, Blue Knight, Kitsune, Pippi and Keiichiro): Aw…
Opera: Who wants to play Super Smash Brothers?
Kitsune: *recovers* What happened? Where am I? Who's that girl in the black cloak?
Opera: Do I need to announce myself every 7 minutes?
Kitsune: No, I just came to.
Everyone (except Mint, Deep Blue, Masaya, Blue Knight, Pippi and Keiichiro): YAY!
Nana: Wait. How can we be able to play with only four controllers?
Kitsune: *grins, holds 100 more Wii remotes, some being Gamecube, some being Wii Remotes and Nunchucks, and some being Wii Remotes and Controllers*
Everyone that will play (except Nana): YAY!
24 hours later, and 5,000,000 kills later…
Pippi: I just made a cake, and- *notices everyone asleep and the Super Smash Brothers Brawl game is playing on the Wii* Oh, I hate being up late!
Keiichiro: I hate to admit it, but sacrifices must be-
Pippi: SHUT THE **** UP, KEIICHIRO!
Keiichiro: All right. I'll just go back upstairs. *goes upstairs*
Pippi: Where should I put the cake?
Pippi searches everywhere for a place for the penguin-shaped cake, but to no avail. She then remembers that there is a fridge in the cellar, so she places the cake there. She then gets the air horn, and blasts it. Everyone wakes up.
Pippi: Lettuce and Ryou, Alyssa's planning a war to break you up! I for one am not letting you both get slaughtered! So, you two are coming with me to train at Peppy's igloo!
Ryou and Lettuce: *wearing Ice Climber-like outfits* Okay…
Kitsune: Sorry that I've been out cold for so long, but anyway, *snaps fingers and Pippi, Ryou and Lettuce are at Peppy's igloo*
Ryou: Why is it so small?
Pippi: It looked big to him.
*back at home*
Peppy: Pippi put me in charge for the truths. Zakuro, how was your two dates with Pai?
Zakuro: The first date, as I mentioned before was wonderful until Kitsune and Licorice decided to drop in.
Kitsune: I did it for my own reasons.
Licorice: I REGRET NO THING! *drinks Coke* Uh-oh.
Opera: I better hold her down. *holds Licorice down and puts tranquiliser in her ankle*
Mint and Deep Blue return from the restaurant.
Mint: Would you believe the restaurant was closed again?
Kitsune: No.
Deep Blue: Well, this time, it was because of a fire set by five unknown people.
Kitsune: ALYSSA! *turns around to Alyssa, but she is nowhere in sight* Where'd she go? Anyway, Mint, would you like Deep Blue to cut his hair?
Riruko, Jay and Nilla appear behind Kitsune with barbershop tools. They surround Deep Blue.
Mint: Could you at least stop crowding him? You're making him feel awkward.
Riruko, Jay and Nilla: WE HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WORTHWHILE THROUGHOUT THIS CHAPTER!
Mint: Could you put it off until after we find Alyssa and end this war?
Riruko: *moans*
Jay: *face palms*
Nilla: *sighs*
Keiichiro: I already told her what kind of cake that fish-loving people would love. Salmon and Anchovy penguin cake with cream.
Nana: Does such a cake like that exist?
Keiichiro: No, I just made that up. Should we read the last review?
Kitsune: I'll read the review. It's from… CrazyNekoGurl?
Everyone (except Alyssa): *shrugs*
Kitsune reads on with caution.
Ali(me): Look now you Gave Alyssa idea
Alyssa:You guys i 'Think' i gave up on Ryou*sad face but i Still have Eclipse *Happy face*
Ali:Eclipse is a Alien from a TMMstory im writing
Alyssa:Im still starting a war with Lettuce(grabs cellphone call Deadly Five ) And im bring friends * evil grin *
Ali: Deadly five is four Alien along with Eclipse from plant going to PM you their bios you dont have to use them all but Alyssa needs back up in the war and the Deadly five are perfect for this role
Alyssa:Oh and who ever wants to pick my Dare,truths can because im planing a war right now
Kitsune: Well I would love to plan your truths or dares, but there's one small problem.
Everyone (except Kitsune and Alyssa): What?
A huge hole appears in the wall revealing an Island Fox Mew, and the Deadly Five. The Deadly Five consists of Eclipse (Alyssa's 'lover'), Gin, Rein, Len and Boa.
Kitsune: That. *points to the gap in the huge wall*
Alyssa: *In her Mew Outfit (A strapless all white lace top with a huge orange bow on the back of it with some white shorts and some orange lace sock that stop a little bit over her knee with some white boots, and Island Fox ears and tail. Her light orange mark of a fox claw print on the lower right side of her belly is visible)* I told you I would wage war, Kitsune!
Kitsune: But why?
Alyssa: Because you wouldn't let me be with Ryou!
Kitsune: Hold on a second *rings Pippi*
Pippi: *opens door of Kitsune's house, and answers the phone* Hello?
Kitsune: Pippi, when will you be back?
Pippi: Five minutes. Why do you ask?
Kitsune: We need you and Ryou right now.
Pippi: *closes phone* *blows airhorn*
Kitsune: That must be her.
Everyone turns around to notice Ryou, Lettuce and Pippi back from training.
Alyssa: Well, well, well, if it isn't the green-haired dork!
Lettuce: Excuse me?
Alyssa: I'm not talking to you.
Kana: You better not be talking to me!
Alyssa: Oh, I am SO- wait, no I'm not. I'm just talking to Lettuce.
Lettuce: Then why did you say 'I'm not talking to you?'
Alyssa: Um… I don't know.
Kitsune: *revives Masaya and Blue Knight*
Alyssa: Why did you revive those two losers?
Kitsune: It's you six against the rest of us.
Alyssa: Then how come the people that came to my defense aren't helping me at all?
Kitsune: Because you didn't include them on your team, and I need all the help I can get.
Masaya: It could've been nice if you've posted it on face book.
Nana: It could've helped if you helped us figure out a location.
Keiichiro: You could've bribed me with cake.
Masaya, Nana and Keiichiro: But you just ignored us all!
Alyssa: Fine. Why do I care? They'll be the first casualties.
Kitsune: Don't be so sure!
Alyssa: What?
Kitsune: MEW MEW KITSUNE, METAMORIPHOSIS!
A dark brown light emerges around her, and she is wearing a dark brown knee length dress with dark brown boots and fingerless gloves. Her Mew mark is a symbol of a fox, but not any fox, she gets the usual fox ears, but she gets nine tails.
Everyone, if there's a time to show your true strength, do so now!
Everyone (except Kitsune, Alyssa and the Deadly Five): RIGHT!
Ichigo: MEW MEW STRAWBERRY!
Mint: MEW MEW MINT!
Lettuce: MEW MEW LETTUCE!
Pudding: MEW MEW PUDDING!
Zakuro: MEW MEW ZAKURO!
Licorice: MEW MEW LICORICE!
Mew Mews (including Licorice): METAMORIPHOSIS!
Lights emerge around the Mew Mews and they all transform into their Mew transformations.
Nilla: MIDNIGHT WOLF TRANSFORMATION!
Nilla's hair color turns to black and her eyes turn silver. She is wearing a black corset, a black tutu with a black mini skirt underneath, black boots, black fingerless gloves, and a black choker. She also has black wolf ears and a black wolf tail.
Jay: *gets out his canes from Sly Cooper* I don't have a transformation, but I do have weapons!
Riruko: SO DO I! *laser arms point at Alyssa*
Pippi: ME TOO! *wields 'Bertha' and the (fake) flamethrower*
Kana: MEW MEW CABBAGE, METAMORIPHOSIS!
A teal light covers her for a few seconds. She gets green wolf ears and a green wolf tail. Her hair turns to a brighter green colour, but remains the same length. Her eyes turn into a teal-green colour. Her outfit is a bright green corset top with teal ruffles, with medium spikes appearing at the bottom corners of the corset. She also wears a green long skirt, with a gap at the left leg and teal Knee-high boots. She wears a green and teal Mew garter at her left leg. She also wears green/teal shoulder garters somewhat similar to Zakuro's. She also wears teal wristbands.
Nana: MEW MEW BANANA, METAMORIPHOSIS!
A gold light covers her for a few seconds. She gets lioness ears and a lioness tail. She wears a gold strapless, ankle length dress that somewhat has a lioness fur trim. She wears boots and fingerless gloves that are the same colour as her skin. She wears gold and tan Mew garters next to her shoulders, and one on her right leg, even though it's not seen.
Sachiko: MEW MEW ICE CREAM, METAMORIPHOSIS!
A white light covers her for a few seconds. She gets white mouse ears and a white mouse tail. Her glasses disappear, making her eye sight more improved. Her hair colour now changes to white, pink and chocolate brown, and her hair is no longer tied in a ponytail, and her eye colour changes to white, pink or brown, depending on the chapter. She wears a white tube top with a chocolate brown vest over it. She also wears white shorts, and around the shorts is a chocolate brown thigh-length skirt that is literally open at the front, with only a white belt supporting it. She wears pink fingerless gloves and pink thigh-length boots. She wears brown and pink Mew garters next to her shoulders, and wears one on her left leg.
Kisshu, Taruto and Pai: *wield their weaponry*
Ryou: *turns into a cat*
Kitsune: Wait a second. Why can't you transform like some of us?
Ryou: *sighs* All right. I only have the power to transform into a cat. I'm more useless than Masaya.
Kitsune: …
Keiichiro: *wields frying pan*
Masha: *transforms into a sword for Keiichiro* USE ME INSTEAD!
Keiichiro: Oh well. *throws frying pan in front of Alyssa*
Alyssa: *hit on the nose* Ouch! My nose!
Deep Blue: *wields his own never-before-seen weapon*
Blue Knight: *wields his sword*
Masaya: Hey, can I borrow yours?
Blue Knight: *gets ready to stab Masaya*
Kitsune: NO! We're all on the good side, so we can't kill each other!
Blue Knight: *anger* FINE! *throws sword at Masaya*
Masaya: *catches sword* ALL RIGHT! I FINALLY CAUGHT A WEAPON!
Alyssa: *notices someone missing* Where's Nira?
Nilla: That's a good question. Where is she?
Kitsune: Opera, don't you have something in store for us?
Opera: Um… can we wait until next chapter?
Kitsune and Alyssa: *moans*
Kitsune: All right. But only till next chapter!
Kitsune: You better have something in store for us, or else we're screwed!
Opera: Why? You have more people than Alyssa.
Kitsune: Anything can still happen, you know. Oh, and don't send in truths, dares or tortures for next chapter. Because the fight for good, evil, love, justice and the future of this show will begin next chapter! Oh, and if you want to know what the Deadly Five look like, PM Alyssa.
Alyssa: Yeah, PM Me, Minna!
Kitsune: Don't steal my catchphrase. Please review, Minna!
