"So you off then?" Becker asked Danny.
Backer and Danny where stood in the ARC car park next to a Blue 1994 Corvette Convertible.
"Yeah. This 'Children in Need' stuff has interfered with my police work. I should be back by the next song." Danny told him.
Becker smiled.
"See ya later friend." Becker said holding out his hand.
Danny smiled.
"In a bit Action Man." Danny said shaking Becker's hand.
Suddenly the theme tune to 'Top Gear' began blurting out of Danny's pocket.
Danny released Becker's hand and stuffed it into his pocket.
"Hello?" Danny said into his phone.
Danny nodded.
"Okay. How far from here?" Danny asked his phone.
Danny paused.
"Ok, I'll be right on it." Danny said.
Danny hung up the phone and stuffed it back into his pocket.
Becker frowned.
"Oh. Teenage Kid stole a Ford Mondeo a couple of blocks from here. He's heading this way." Danny said opening the door of his car.
"Well if you need any help." Becker said.
"Thanks, but I'll be fine." Danny said closing his car door.
Danny strapped his seat belt on and turned his engine on.
Danny saluted to Becker.
Becker smiled and saluted back.
Danny grinned and put his foot down.
The car's tire's screeched and Danny's car flew down the car park.
Becker coughed and waved the smoke out of his face.
"Office Danny Quinn here, to whom am I Speaking?" Danny asked his radio.
Danny was sat in the driver's seat of his convertible.
The roof was down, letting his hair fly about.
He had one hand on the wheel and a Police radio in the other.
He was driving through an empty Market Street at about 30 miles a hour.
"Hello Quinn, This is Officer Edmund Blackadder, where is your position?" A voice came from his radio.
"Flanders Rd, approaching Folkestone Rd, Where's the Target?" Danny asked his radio.
"Subject is driving up Vicarage Ln, approaching Folkestone Rd. You should be right behind him in a couple of seconds." The Voice said.
"Rodger That." Danny said.
Danny threw his radio onto the passenger's seat and used both hands to turn left.
Danny smiled as he emerged a couple of feet behind a light grey Ford Mondeo.
Keeping one hand on the wheel he used the other to open the glove box.
He pulled out a Police Siren.
Then it struck him.
He looked up.
Then at the Police siren.
"Oh." He said.
Danny threw the siren onto the seat behind him and picked up his radio.
"This is the Police! Pull over your vehicle now!" Danny said into the radio.
Danny's voice echoed through the empty street.
The Ford Mondeo speeded up.
Danny smiled.
'Love a good chase!' Danny thought smiling.
Danny threw the Radio back onto the passenger seat and opened his glove box again.
He pulled out a Black Pistol.
He quickly let go of the wheel and loaded it.
He then grabbed the wheel and pointed the pistol and the back of the car.
Danny smiled.
He fired one shot.
The Ford Mondeo served as its back window screen shattered, littering the road with broken glass.
Danny sighed.
He fired again.
The bullet hit and blew out the Cars left Rear Light.
Danny scolded and shot twice.
The first bullet missed completely, however the second one didn't.
The bullet hit home and punchered the cars left rear tire.
The Car screeched and began to severe.
The driver of the car pulled over.
Danny slammed his breaks on, almost hitting the back of the Ford.
The Driver of the Car opened the driver's door and stepped out onto the road.
Danny unbuckled his seat belt and jumped over the Car door.
The Driver of the Car ran around the front of the car on onto the pavement.
Danny raised his gun and fired.
The Driver screamed fell face first onto the pavement.
Danny smiled and slowly walked over to the fallen Man.
"Stop pretending your Dead, The bullet only grazed your neck!" Danny said tucking his gun into his jacket.
"You shot me." The Body moaned, pulling one hand up to his neck.
"Come on. Get up." Danny said coming to a halt in front of the man.
Danny held out his hand.
The Driver of the Car raised his hand and grabbed Danny's, while keeping the other one on his neck.
"What's your name and how old are you?" Danny asked pulling up the driver.
The Driver released Danny's hand and grabbed his own neck.
He leaned back against the car.
"Are you sure you only grazed it?" The Man asked rubbing his neck.
"I'll ask you again, what's your name and how old are you?" Danny asked reaching for his gun.
"Hold on. I'll tell you. Just put the gun away." The man said.
Danny stopped reaching for his gun.
"Okay, my name is Jack Maitland and I'm Nineteen." The Man said.
"Jack Maitland? Any relation to Abby Maitland?" Danny asked.
"Yeah she's my older sister, why?" Jack asked.
"We work together." Danny said.
Jack frowned.
"No you don't. Abby work's for the Goverm- at a Zoo. Not a Police station." Jack said.
"Long story. Now, how about I ring the older Maitland and tell her what her little brother has been doing?" Danny asked taking out his phone.
"No." Jack moaned.
Danny smiled and pressed dial.
He put one finger in his ear and put his phone up to his other ear.
Danny began pacing back and forth in front of Jack.
"Your Lucky, She's not answering." Danny said putting his phone back into his pocket.
"Mate Please, I can't go back to jail!" Jack shouted.
Danny smiled.
Suddenly the whole street went black.
When it regained its light, Danny and Jack groaned when they saw what they were wearing.
Jack was wearing a Black Suit with a long green tie.
Danny was wearing a Bobbies Uniform (Before you read anymore, search 'Bobbies' on Google Images.)
"What the hell's going on?" Jack asked Danny.
"Don't worry; it's been happening to me all day." Danny said pointing at his hat.
Jack nodded.
Suddenly all the colour's on the screen faded to ether Black, white or gray.
Danny: Comme Te po cap chi Te v bene
Jack: Si tu le parle mmiezzo amercano?
Danny: Quando se fa lammore sotto a Luna
Jack: come te vene capa e di: I love You?
Jack looked at Danny, then at the street, than back at Danny.
Jack: Pa Pa L' Amercano!
Jack turned on his heels and began sprinting down the street.
Danny scowled, before taking off after him.
Jack jumped over a Fallen Wheelie Bin.
Danny took his Gun back out of his Pocket.
Danny: Pa Pa L' Amercano!
Danny fired two shots at Jack, both missed.
Jack looked back at Danny and speed up.
Danny jumped over the Fallen Wheelie Bin.
Jack ran out into the road, almost getting hit by a car, which stopped just in time.
Jack continued running down the street.
Danny ran and rolled over the bonnet of the stopped car.
When Danny reached the other end of the Car, he brushed himself off before starting to run again.
Jack came up to a lamp post.
Jack stuck out his hand and grabbed the lamp post.
Jack ran round the post twice in big circles.
At the end of the circles Jack continued running from Danny.
Jack: Pa Pa L' Amercano!
Danny incidentally dropped his gun.
Danny continued running after Jack.
Jack made a turn and began running down another street, a much more crowded one.
Jack looked back.
Danny hadn't turned the corner yet.
He continued running.
Jack ran past a closed Coffee Shop.
Jack looked back.
Still no Danny.
Jack casually slowed down and walked over to a bench.
Sat on the bench was man reading a News's paper.
Jack sat down next to him.
The man closed his Paper, revealing him to be Danny.
Jack: Comme Te po cap chi Te v bene
Danny: Si tu le parle mmiezzo amercano?
Jack: Quando se fa lammore sotto a Luna
Danny: come te vene capa e di: I love You?
Jack stood up and shook Danny's hand, smiling.
Then he relished who it was.
Jack: Pa Pa L' Amercano!
Jack ran off, further into the crowed street.
Danny jumped up and scowled, before running after him.
Jack awkwardly pushed past people in the crowed street.
Danny did the same.
Suddenly Danny pulled out a Police Bat from his Pocket.
Danny and Jack emerged from the crowd and back into a empty street.
Danny (being only a couple of feet behind Jack) lunged at him with the bat.
Jack ducked, allowing that bat to go over his head.
Danny repeated the action, only to have the same result.
Jack ran around a corner.
Danny followed him around the corner, but, he wasn't there!
The street was abandoned, with one British Mini stopped at the lights.
The light's turned green, allowing the car to drive off.
After the car left it showed Jack crouched down behind it.
Jack spotted Danny.
Danny: Pa Pa L' Amercano!
Jack stood up and ran down the road.
Danny jumped off the pavement and chased Jack down the road.
Jack turned yet another corner
He spotted something.
Lying on the side of the opposite street was a large bin bag!
While Danny was out of site, Jack quickly climbed inside the bag.
Danny ran onto the street.
Nothing! The only thing on the street was a Rubbish Truck and two people throwing a black bin bag into the back on it.
Danny stopped in his tracks and crossed his arms.
He shook his head.
Danny: Whsky sode a rockenroll
Danny: Whsky sode a rockenroll
Danny: Whsky sode a rockenroll
Danny sighed.
Okay, cannot apologsy enough for not updateing. Been busy with school, been helping my friend Spinosaurus666 write his first fic, and I've been bust watching Primeval. I know this episode is hard to understand, The song it 'We No Speak Ameircano' by Yolanda Be Cool, and the episode makes a lot more sense if you read it while playing the song. Oh, and did you spot a crossover it this Chaptor? No? Officer Edmund Blackadder is the star of the Birtish comdey show 'Blackadder'. Next chaptor may be a while. Reviews are still welcome and request's will be considered! X
(P.S Post spelling mistakes I have made have been part of the song!)
