Okay here is the next chapter. I got a suggestion to do KTs but i will need some help from you guys for hers. I honestly can't think of anything.

Alfie Lewis - Lifes not funny

Alfred Lewis. Born in London hospital. 8 pounds and screaming to Mr Lewis a strict, wealthy business man who ran one of the best companies in Britain and Mrs Lewis a florist who owns her a high class shop in oxford street, London.

Growing up most of Alfie's memories are with his Mum. His Dad was always away at work or on business trips abroad. When he came home he would give Alfie all these expensive presents from the country he had visited. The best was when he was six. A pop up rocket with inflatable aliens. That was where his obsession started. But Alfie just wanted his Dad home.

Alfie's Dad wanted him to be a business man like him and take over the company one day. Mr Lewis wanted the best education possible for his son. Mr Lewis came from a poor family with little education, he had worked hard to get the life he has. He wanted the best for his son. All the opportunities he didn't get, so Alfie was sent to an all boys private school near his home. The uniform was smart, teachers strict and fees expensive. Alfie hated it.

He was always in trouble. Parents evening was the same every year. "Alfred is a bright boy but sometimes his intellect is misdirected", another was "Alfred needs to listen more often and chat less" or "Alfred needs to wind down and concentrate" and "these immature pranks need to stop", the most famous is "Alfred needs to learn that life's not funny".

After each school report or phone calls suspending or on three occasions expelling Alfie from school his Dad was angry. Correction, not angry, FURIOUS. He felt that his son had become spoiled and was wasting all the opportunities he was receiving.

He sat Alfie down and shouted at him, Alfie cried , his Dad screamed at him to behave and learn respect. Alfie trembled, his Dad grounded him and took away Alfie's favourite things. The last thing he was told was always the same. 'Life's not funny'. No one appreciated Alfie's jokes. Although occasionally a well times tame joke could earn a smile from his parents. Only when he behaved.

All day was grey and grim for Alfie. Until after school and half terms when he came and helped his mum in her shop. Mrs Lewis is a kind and gentle woman. The kind you would expect to be a teacher or a librarian. But she chose flowers. Her shop was small and had two floors. A white building with clear, shiny glass windows and sliding doors. Inside was pastel colours. Pink, purples, blues and mint greens. She had flowers of every kind and in every colour lined up, arranged in pretty vases or bouquet's. Alfie loved helping out in her shop. He would go to the store room and play ninjas with the mops and Alien invaders using cardboard boxes as UFOs. Then in the front he helped serve customers and practiced telling jokes to them and he made each customer smile.

It was his Mum who first started calling him Alfie. When they got home things changed slightly. His Mum would make him do all his homework before his Dad got home. She would cook dinner and encourage Alfie to behave. She told him that his Dad loved him, just not his attitude.

His Dad despised pranks and loved hard work and dedication. He wanted Alfie to follow his footsteps and be just like him. Mr Lewis had impossibly high expectations. However Alfie's Mum just said follow your dreams.

When Alfie was 11 years old his Dad found out about Frobisher Academy in Liverpool. One of England's top boarding schools with high academic results. He looked around and their was no question about it. This is where Alfie would go.

Six months later Alfie found himself saying goodbye to his parents. He was outside the door of Anubis house dragging along his suitcase, then out of nowhere. SPLASH! A water balloon exploded on his head. The other still intact rolled to his feet. "Ha ha!" Came a laugh as a tall blonde boy came round the corner. Quickly Alfie scooped up the balloon and hurled it at the boys face. Direct hit. Both boys wet, hair dripping as they walked towards each other. "Good shot" said the blonde boy. "Same to you my friend "said Alfie in agreement. They shook hands "The names Clarke said the boy as he shook Alfie hand. "Lewis" he replied. "Well Lewis, I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship" He said as he grabbed Alfie's suitcase and led him into the house.

Awww . Alfie and Jeromes friendship starts! Had to put that in. I know it's a different start to the one mentioned in Jerome's chapter but I like this one more. Please give suggestions for KTs background and vote for the next secret.

- xxJustBeingMexx