Ever seen sweeny todd. Love that movie. anyways, srry it took so long, ive been distracted of late, i have faliculitis. is that how u spell? Oh wells!

I m sorry im so slow, here is next chappie! Yays!


"You better lose yourself in the music, the moment

You own it, you better never let it go (oh)

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime"

Naruto blared his Ipod through the bus using some speakers he had brought with him. It was Eminem, Lose Yourself, strangely though it was Acapella Just his voice.

"This is vaguely normal music for you Naruto." Neji said, foot tapping to the music.

"I like Eminem, I'm not a rap fan, but I like his stuff." Naruto smiled. This was it. I was slumming it with a bunch of gangsters. No going back now. Naruto was wearing a baggy blue hoodie with 'Fire trUCK Lover' written on the back, save the 'ire tr' part was written very small, baggy ripped jeans, and a red baseball cap on backwards. He looked cute. Everything seemed three or four sizes too big but he didn't look like a gangster so much as a twelve year old wearing too big hand-me-downs. Everyone was wearing gangster clothing, it was cheap looking though, not ritzy fake stuff. The real deal.

It was kind of embarrassing, what with the old lady across the isle eyeing us and our blasting swearing tunes like she had stepped in something similar this morning and gotten her man servant to clean it off. I shifted uncomfortably under her familiar scrutinizing gaze. I had been feeling like everyone was staring at me since I stepped out of the comfort of black slacks and into the oversized under priced world of non designer jeans. I had left my heart at the bottom of my stomach, but I must be having an allergic reaction. Hmm, allergic to hearts, makes sense. My fingers were twitching and adrenalin was pumping through my system. I hadn't been as cool about this DD thing as I had originally let on. The day had passed far to quickly, it felt as if I had just eaten lunch, now I was certain I was about to prove how fast my metabolism was by upchucking the remains of an icky pastrami sandwich to be examined.

A man stepped onto the bus looking mildly amused at our antics, I wonder if he understood the English lyrics. We all did because of the school program, you had to be fluent in English to join our school. It was a must. He smiled at us, it was strange. It was like our rapping and foot tapping was a distant nostalgic memory for him. He frowned and turned to help his mother-in-law onto the bus after him. She glared at us. I hadn't not felt a gaze that intense since my grandmother had passed away. This was eerily similar. She walked, or hobbled, straight up to Naruto, narrowed her eyes and said the rudest thing she could think of with her senile old mind:

"Turn off your blasted terrible music young man, what kind of idiots were your parents to raise you in such an indiscreet manner?" She huffed at him, Naruto smiled uselessly up at her and nodded happily. He did not move to turn of the music. I recognized this old hag, where had I met her before??

"Are you listening, you useless scamp?" She snapped raising her metal cane. She was trying a rough English this time. Like I said, the blond hair and blue eyes stuck out. Naruto smiled up at her, a confused look in his eyes.

Than spoke rapidly in German.

I only know one German word, so to my untrained ears I heard: "Gsdmhgjgdfnjkgjdf nein nein fjbhash." That's right, nein, it means 'no'. Naruto shrugged at her, pointed at her cane and waved his hands, the universal sign for 'DON'T HIT ME!!' The woman frowned. Now I remember. She's my aunt. I duck behind Gaara. He stares at me. So does Aunt Chiyoko and my cousins husband; Daichi.

"Sasuke-kun!" Daichi smiles brightly. He had once told me that in his youth he had been a rebel child, causing his parents much embarrassment. That is why he looked so nostalgic.

"What ARE you wearing, child?" My aunt practically growled. I blame Naruto for these stupid tight ripped jeans and grey stripped hoodie with spiders on it. i look rather depressing.

"Oba-sama, Dai-itoko-kun (1)" He had insisted I called him that, embarrassing as it may be. I nodded my head to both of them. I could feel all eyes on me.

"Oi-Kun. I see you fell into your brothers' oversized shoes." ouch. She could at least not call me small. I am, but not THAT small. I'm taller than Naruto at least. (good feat...not) "Tell this boy to turn of this vile scratching."

"But he speaks German." I stated. I had pulled that out of my ass. Naruto turned to me and spoke a bunch of words I did not know, than gestured at me and my aunt. He winked. Oh.

"I can see that." Daichi looked vaguely amused. I turned to Naruto and spoke a bunch of (hopefully) German sounding rubbish. Naruto laughed at me, nodded and turned of his music. Daichi laughed as well, turned to Naruto and spoke German to him. Oh, crap. He spoke German? Alls well though, they are both laughing. Other languages always give me the feeling they're talking about me, it's usally riduculus belief but in this case they probably are.Than the conversation turns serious, though I think the German language always sounds just a tiny bit angry. Naruto nodded solemnly, stood up and nodded at us. As we started to get of the bus Naruto turned back to my furious aunt, and said in crystal clear Japanese; "Our stop Bah-san!! Bye, bye!" He flipped her the birdie and laughed jumping the steps of the bus. I paniced at the sight of my fuming aunt and ran. I heard Dai laugh. As the bus pulled away Naruto waved and turned to me.

"Dai-itoko-kun is funny." He laughed.

"I didn't know he spoke German." I said truthfully.

"I didn't know you could either." He chuckled.

"I can't. What did I say?"

"A lot of gibberish but the words 'fucking sewing kit' and 'wheelbarrow rapist' emerged from your mumbo jumbo." Naruto laughed and the others joined. I found the whole scenary vaguely unamusing.

We approached a group of two, a black haired, black eyed boy (in Japan? No way!) and a boy with sea green eyes and hair dyed(?) half black half white.

"Sai, Jess" Kiba greeted, Naruto slid his hand out to bump fist with both boys. The black haired kid wore emo clothing and the other was clearly a punk, lip, nose rings, studded belts and collars. Whole shabang.

"This boy toy is Sasuke." Naruto thumbed at me. I blushed. Boy toy? What am I, a backstreet boy?

"Sai" the black haired kid said.

"Yo man, I heard you were Naruto's new piece of ass." Jess grinned.

"Shut it." Gaara said coldly.

"Jealous?" Jess laughed.

"He's not my bitch." Naruto said nonchalantly and started walking. Everyone naturally followed.

"You're his then, dickless." Sai's voice seemed hollow, but he was definitely teasing Naruto.

"Can it, Sai." Neji sharpened his words on Sai's head.

"How else did he elite so quick?" Jess said loosely.

"Ever heard of the word 'skill'?" I asked. Everyone frowned at me.

"Try luck." Lee said.

"Try insanity." Kiba hissed.

"Try his hot looks." Sakura winked.

"Try," Naruto butted in sourly, "out of the goodness of my heart." he lit a cigarette. I hope it wasn't perfect, in fact, I hope in sucks.

"Or, a cleaver plot to get underneath Itachi's skin." Shikimaru stole a puff from Naruto's. I frowned. I hope that is not true. Naruto laughed.

"A silly reason, but makes sense in your strategically mind, hmm, Shika?" Naruto said to my relief. Shikimaru nodded.

"Yours too. We are alike." Shikimaru scratched the back of his head, eyes sliding shut. Naruto looked vaguely ruffled.

"A compliment I'm not worthy of." Naruto frowned, "To be completely honest, I have no clue as to way the Uchiha has joined my upper ranks. Nor did I admittedly know when any of you joined, but, as your purpose was, in due time, revealed, I'm certain his will as well." Naruto said.

"Wordy." Jess shrugged.

"Question Introducing time." Naruto said in a sing songy voice. Sai turned slowly to me.

"If you could fuck anyone hear who would it be?" Sai said in his creepy empty voice. Apparently they used this game a lot. My pinking face should have answered for me. I looked around. Sakura. No. Ino. No. Gaara, Lee, Neji, no, no. Shikimaru, Kiba, Haku, no. Well, maybe Haku. Shino? No. Naruto…my mind strayed to a dim lit room. Candles, panting, yelling…I shook my head quickly. Erotic. . .ly creepy. My mind added the last part.

"Is death an option?" I asked icily.

"Neee-oooo." Jess said.

"Haku I suppose. Least annoying." I turned pink. Haku turned pink.

"Imagine the look on Zabuza's face." Kiba said blankly…then everyone laughed.

"Why did a dick like you join this Gang?" I asked lacing my voice with venom.

"Rebellion." Sai stated. Like 'duh' "Freedom of Choice... the american dream and what not."

I turned to Jess. Jess stared at the clouds.

"If the floors are tile and chocolate brown and the walls are, bright pasty green, like wasabi peas, what colour curtains would you buy?"

. . .

Am I supposed to answer that?

"What about the couch, or paintings? You have to cover Everything Jess." Naruto turned a cornor. He looked serious. Very serious.

"Fine. Its a bedroom. The bed covers are brown with baby blue squares, there are no paintings, but there is a chessnut dresser and a silver lined full length mirror."

Am I supposed to answer that?

"Well?" Kiba said seriously.

AM I SUPPOSED TO ANSWER THAT??

"Um, blue?" I glanced around hopelessly. there was a point in which i wanted to becom an interior designer but realized a) i had no skill whatsoever and b) that was a terribly gay sounding job, isn't? Well probably not to regular people. But my Dad wasn't regular.

"Hmm, I was thinking you should redo the entire room. Hard wood flooring would be nice, a calm blue on the walls. the curtains could be a deep dark blue. It keeps the light out better. Is the bed silver trimmed or wooden?" Naruto asked.

"Silver. I was thinking of a more techno futuritic look. You know silvery metallic colours and robot alarmclocks that go off three minutes earlier than you want. Then you could have shutters instead of curtains."

I can't believe they are actually having this conversation. "I can't believe you are actually having this conversation." Big blue eyes and deep green turned to me. Gaara looked back aswell, seemingly amused.

"You're right!" Naruto gasped. "You haven't asked Jess a question yet. Go ahead."

Not what i meant. Oh well.

"Why did you join?" you future source of trouble. A look came into his eyes, like he swallowed a nasty bug or had just been forced to watch mindless tv dramas. Or perhaps the look you get before throwing up. His emotoions arn't as obvious as Narutos clear expressive facial features. Speaking of naruto's facial expressions, he looks like he swallowed something bitter tasting. (the Bug?) he looks sort of saddened by question, but he must have none it was coming. I hadn't asked any others yet. He opened his mouth as if to speak, but was cut-off by Jess.

"Gotta live life to the fullest right? Before it passes you by." I nodded like I understood what he meant. He sounded like an old man. We began to walk, Naruto entertained Sai and Jess with the tale of the bus adventures. I had a feeling this story would live out my gangster life. I stared at Jess and Sai's back. I wonder if they go to our school? Probably not.

"Do you go to our school?" I asked loosely, distracting the two from laughing at my not so wonderful German frump.

"Yeah." Sai nodded, "But I was away this week."

"Same." Jess said. "Miss us?" I wonder if they were in the same place, ew. My mind is dirty.

"They're not together, pervert." Naruto must have mind reading abilities, he really must.

"Ew!" Jess jumped backwards and into Ino.

"Ino-chan! He thought I was Gay!" He sobbed into her exposed cleavage, marked with a purple butterfly tattoo.

"I wish you were." She shoved him away. "Get off me." We turned a corner, and Jess blushed and said,

"I like, H-Hinata-san..." His pink face and big green eyes seemed rather cute. Naruto patted his head and turned another corner.

"I'm in your Drama class." Jess smiled brightly, changing the subject.

"Who is Hinata?" I asked, how was I supposed to know everyone?

"Na-chan?" Naruto looked vaguely annoyed. "She was your tour guide."

"Oh. She was certainly very cute!" I assured an anxious looking Jess. He blushed and grinned.

"Someday I'll work up the nerve to talk to her." He said brightly. I sweat dropped. He had never spoken to her?? Oh boy. Naruto led us into another turn and Neji stopped walking, so did Gaara. Naruto looked back at them and frowned.

"Make a decision." Neji said coldly.

"Sorry." Naruto looked at his converse shoes. I got the inkling a conversation had been hatched about me, but not out loud.

"What?" I asked blankly. I hated being out of the loop. I glanced around when no one answered. They all stared at their shoes.

"Naruto's been walking in circles." Sai said slowly. His voice had that empty emotionless drawl people get when talking to a very disinteresting person.

"Why?" Don't let it be what i think it is, please?

"You."

Fuck.


There you go. Jess is my creation. I like him. He's loosely based of my dog.

(1) Oba-sama is aunt in a very respectful manner and itoko is cousin, Dai is Daichi's fun loving nickname, Oi-kun means nephew.