Laharl's vassals

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Note: I am very busy with work and school and while I may not have typed and posted any chapters lately I'm still writing them so yeah. This is going to be different from the other chaps and hopefully you enjoy this. So uh...see you next chapter.

Chapter 7: The Laharl show.

Laharl's theme plays as lights come on a large stage.

Announcer: Welcome and welcome to...

Audience: The Laharl Show!

Announcer: and now for your host! Overlord Laharl!

Laharl comes on stage waves to the audience as he goes to a desk that sits center stage.

Laharl: Welcome welcome we got a great show for you tonight.

Audience: *cheers and clapping*

Laharl: we'll start tonight off with some of the latest news that's been going on. Like for example did you know about this plan to send bieber to the moon? Seriously, they think that's a good idea. We actually got an interview with and astronaut. Somebody roll the clip.

A reporter runs up to and astronaut and puts a microphone in his face. "Sir what do think about bieber going into space?" The astronaut took a moment to register what the reporter said then punched him right in the face.

Audience: *laughs*

Laharl: yeah we had to pay that guy a lot of money. Alright alright settle down. Here's an interesting one, espn just record the one millionth nut-shot in dodge ball and the guy was not wearing a cup.

Audience: *laughing*

*short fanfare followed by a retard voice* Hey Laharl~

Laharl: that sound means it's time for...

Audience: prinny-mail!

Announcer: that's right folks. Time to take advice from a man who once danced under the name jerked chicken.

Flonne bounces in on her pogo stick and hands Laharl some letters.

Flonne: Delivery!

Laharl: *grabs letters* I'll take those. You can go now.

Flonne: roger! *hops off stage*

Laharl: *watches Flonne leave and is obviously staring at her ass* *looks to the audience* just making sure she gets off stage alright.

Audience: *laughing and whoos from laharlxflonne fans*

Laharl: *rips open the envelopes* Ok our first letter is from Mao at evil academy. "Dear Laharl, I would like to discover the secrets of a laid ies mind. Can you offer any advice?" you want advice? Give up.

Audience: *laughter*

Laharl: the next letter is from asagi who for some reason is in a box. "Dear Laharl, I really want to be the main character but it never seems to work out. Can I borrow your game and be the main character in it?" Not a chance in this or any other hell.

Audience: *boos from asagi fans*

Laharl: oh go ahead boo me! Boo me!

Audience: *boos turn to laughter*

Laharl: you people are vicious. Alright this next one is from Etna who is sitting on my throne. *turns to someone off camera* someone go kick the bitch out. *turns back to the letter* "dear Laharl, how do you really feel about Flonne?" I don't know how do I feel? *does the groping hand thing*

Audience: *cheers and laughs from the Laharl x Flonne fans*

Laharl: alright people calm down. This last one doesn't have a name or location on it. "Dear Laharl, I've been doing a lot of traveling lately and was wondering if you've been to mount moon." actually I have. We even have a picture from the trip. Can we show it?

A photo is shown of Laharl with his shorts down mooning mt. moon.

Fan girl 1: whooo!

Fan girl 2: Go Laharl!

Big random dude: mmmmm! Dat ass!

Laharl: Alright we'll have more for you right after a quick break.

Announcer: the Laharl show is brought to you by the internet, ruining innocence one childhood at a time.

Commercial: Prinnys are you tired of being beaten up, pummeled, an blown up every time you turn around? Well than I have the product for you. The prinny hero prinny scarf! This scarf will protect you from a maximum of three hits and makes you look like a badass too. For just three easy payments of 9999HL you can one of these amazing scarves for yourself! Order now!

Laharl: hey welcome back. We have a special treat for you now courtesy of a certain author. *holds up a remote* a clip from the next chapter! *clicks the remote*

(Now running clip)

Everyone filed into the room to find desks and a white board with the author and moa standing on either side of it. "Everyone take a seat so I can begin our lesson" Etna raised her hand. "What Etna?" "Why are you teaching us? You never play sports so what do you know about dodge ball?" The author shrugged and gestured to a glass trophy case. "Only about that much." Being and idiot soran nudged patch and pointed at two golden dodge balls in the case. "Hey look the put your balls in the glass." The two cracked up and were rewarded with two high speed dodge balls to the back of their heads.

(End of clip)

Laharl: Well that was fun. Alright time for our next segment...

Audience: The top ten list!

Laharl: That's right we recently raided a real talk show and forced the writers to make a top ten list for us. *holds up the list* which I have right here.

Audience: *cheering*

Laharl: Tonight's top ten list is "the top ten things a prinny is hiding in its pouch." alright so let's get started.

#10: a box of pop tarts

#9: spare daggers

#8: a playboy *does the groping thing*

Audience: *laughter*

Laharl: #7: a cell phone (that explains the high phone bills)

#6: a psp

#5: Justin biebers monkey

I bet you thought the Germans still had it.

Audience: *laughs an cheers*

Laharl: #4: a prinny hero scarf

#3: a fan fiction author

#2 Etna's favorite pudding

And the #1 thing a prinny is hiding in his pouch is...and embarrassing picture of overlord Laharl in a maid dress!

Audience: *applause an cheering*

Laharl: That's it there's going to be a pouch inspection tomorrow an someone is going out a window.

Audience: *laughter*

Laharl: alright the final segment is called fails, fails, and more fails. Our first fail is of a man eating a banana who gets a surprise from his friend. ( watch?v=NaEfU47QY_k)

Our next is of some scientists pulling a nice little prank on their co worker ( watch?v=ZJFMDlcxkDA)

And finally our last one is of a karate instructor demonstrating a new move. ( watch?v=ToLldbKNp9k)

Audience: *laughing like hell*

Announcer: *retard voice* Hey laaaahhhharrrlllll!

Laharl: and we are out of time! Good night everybody!

Announcer: this chapter was brought to you by pop tarts. Pop tarts, the crack of the pastry world.

Laharl: *leaves the stage as the curtains close and the cameras cut off*

End of chapter