Lying on the couch with her head in Tatsumi's lap, Kaito traced the Zebul Spell on his arm absently as they watched TV. It was Sunday, so there was no school today.

Mr. Oga was playing with Beel, while his wife, daughter and Hilda sat at the table. "Look at me! It's grandpa! Peek-a-boo!"

"Beel-chan doesn't smile that much." Mrs. Oga stated.

"After staring at Tatsumi's face all the time, his grumpiness must be contagious." Tatsumi wasn't too pleased with Misaki's teasing.

"Shut up…"

"Actually, you don't smile much either, Hilda-chan." Misaki pointed out, grabbing Hilda's attention.

"Is that so?"

"Well, at least Kaito-chan smiles every once in a while. Beel-chan needs someone to show him you don't always have to be serious."

Beel was starting to get bored with his 'grandpa' and turned his head away as he usually did whenever he loses interest in something. "If that's the way it's going to be, I'll show you what it means to be a man!" Mr. Oga handed Beel over to Kaito and started running across the living room.

"Look at this, Beel-chan! This is a man's secret weapon, the sliding grovel!" He jumped eagle-spread and landed in a groveling position. He slid a few feet before coming to a complete stop behind Tatsumi and Kaito. Beel looked at him for a couple of seconds, and he looked hopeful, but that was promptly crushed when Beel looked away.

"Oh, I know! Why don't you take him for his Park Debut?" Mrs. Oga suggested, grabbing Hilda's attention once again.

"Huh?" Both the couple and Beel looked over at Mrs. Oga.

"Oh, that's a great idea! He should definitely make some friends about the same age." Misaki agreed.

"Park Debut?" Hilda asked.

"Swapping information, asking for advice… Also, he can make friends near his own age! It's very important, you know. Of course, thanks to you, my park debut was a giant failure." Mrs. Oga stated/

Kaito perked up at that bit. She always loved hearing stories about Tatsumi when he was younger. "What did he do?"

"Tatsumi had a habit of stealing the other children's toys and hitting them."

Kaito giggled a little and nuzzled into Tatsumi's neck. "Yeah, that sounds like something you would do. I bet you were really cute when you were a kid."

He only grunted in response. She pouted and looked back at the women behind them. "You wouldn't happen to have any pictures, would you? I'd love to see those!"

"Of course, I have plenty! Oh, just wait until you see them. He was so adorable back then." Mrs. Oga said with a smile.

"Yeah, this one time, Tatsumi refused to take a bath and ran around the whole house naked! We got some great shots of that. Mom, do you still have them?" Misaki asked.

"Oh, they're in some boxes of Tatsumi's old baby things up in the attic."

Tatsumi visibly paled at the mention of baby pictures and struggled to change the topic. "Uh, s-so, this park debut…"

"Oh yeah, Hilda-chan, you don't have any friends since you came from Macao alone, right? Go with Tatsumi and Kaito-chan take Beel-chan to the park." Misaki suggested.

"Oh, that sounds nice. A Park Debut! Have fun." Mrs. Oga agreed.

Kaito wrapped her arms around Tatsumi and buried her face into his chest. "Why are we being dragged into this?"

"I don't know, but hell if I'm going."

Masaki must have heard his comment because she began giving him a noogie that looked particularly painful. "You're going!"


After Tatsumi had gotten away from his sister, he bolted for his room dragging Kaito and Beel along with him. Hilda followed after them. Tatsumi sat on his bed while Kaito sat on the floor in between his legs. He rubbed the sides of his head where his sister hurt him. Hilda held out Beel in front of them.

"What?"

"Make your debut." Hilda ordered.

Kaito groaned and let her head fall back on Tatsumi's legs. "Not you too, Hilda!"

"It seems this Park Debut is indispensable for the Master's development. Take him, you bastard." You gotta love Hilda's way with words.

Despite the insult, Tatsumi still took Beel from her. "Hey, hold it right there. Why won't you go?"

"I… Sister…"

"Sister? You have a sister?"

"She made a play for her younger sister's husband, but it turns out that he used to be her boyfriend."

'What? Seriously, what the hell is she talking about?' Kaito can practically see the question marks floating over her and Tatsumi's heads.

"Then the little sister realized she might actually be in love with her half-brother." Ew, gross. Her brother? Hilda is really confusing them now.

"You see... I must watch this closely."

Watch? This just sounds one of those big soap op- "Hilda, you've been watching soap operas again, haven't you?"

"Yes, the show starts at 1:30 p.m. I cannot miss it."

Kaito could practically feel Tatsumi's disbelief. "A soap opera?!"

AK-47!


They didn't really have much of a choice, so Kaito and Tatsumi ended up going to the park, and brought Furuichi with them. "And why did you call me out here, exactly?"

The three of them sat on a bench Tatsumi on the right and Furuichi on the left with Kaito sandwiched in the middle and Beel attached to her chest, occasionally squeezing her breasts and getting glares from Tatsumi, who, not wanting to be outdone brought his arm around her and rested his hand on her right breast, groping it lightly. She pretty much ignored them when they competed for her breasts nowadays. She still failed to see what was so special about them. It's not like they could predict the weather or anything.

"Huh? Just for kicks." Tatsumi said.

"Just for kicks my ass!" Furuichi never did seem too please when the couple dragged him along for their misadventures. "Why do I have to take a baby to the park with you guys in the middle of the day?"

"I couldn't help it!" Tatsumi exclaimed.

"At least you're here Kai-chan." Furuichi said with a smile.

"Yeah, we have to take him for his 'Park Debut.' I don't really see the big deal about it, but apparently it's important." Kaito said as she gently bounced Beel in her arms, which he's enjoying very much.

"Park Debut?" Furuichi started squirming strangely in his seat, so Kaito leaned closer to Tatsumi. "Park… mothers… young mothers… another man's wife… in the early afternoon… Thank you, Oga!"

He stood with that pervy smile on his face. The three of them (Kaito, Beel, and Tatsumi) watched him skip around happily. "You are, and always will be, my friend! Now then, I have a rendezvous with a 17-year-old high school mother who just might be a witch!" He ran off leaving the three of them behind. Tatsumi jumped up from his seat in attempt to stop him, but he had already left.

Sighing, he sat back down on the bench. "God damn, he's useless."

"A witch?" Kaito couldn't help but question Furuichi's way of thinking sometimes.

"I don't know, he's an idiot. Baby Beel-" The couple looked at Beel to see that he was watching a man tossing his daughter in the air. "Baby Beel?"

"Da." He pointed at the two people he was observing.

"Looks like he wants to try that too, Tatsumi." Kaito stated.

"Fine, if you insist."

Kaito handed Beel over to him and he held him up in the palm of his right hand. She blanched when she realized everything was about to go awry.

Before she could stop him, Tatsumi reared his arm back, prepared to throw Beel. "Take this! Upsy-daisy!" Beel went sky blue and she watched for a few seconds, waiting for the reaction she was sure would come.

"Crap! If he's more than 15 meters out, I'm a dead man!" Tatsumi ran like a bat straight out of hell, leaving his girlfriend behind in the dust.

"Eh, he'll find him, and even if he doesn't… Nah, he'll find him."

Kaito followed the dust cloud left behind by Tatsumi at a leisurely pace. It was pretty quiet for the park, so she started humming a random tune. "Damn, I should've brought my IPod."

She heard a bunch of screams coming from up ahead. "Huh, must be Tatsumi's work." She stopped walking momentarily and furrowed her brow in thought. "You know, now that I think about it, I talk more to myself than I do to others."

She shook her head and resumed walking. "Meh, who cares?"

Kaito walked through the trees and ended up in another section of the park. This particular section had a sand box where Beel and another baby were currently playing. Tatsumi was nowhere in sight, so she assumes he hadn't found him yet. Taking a good look around, she saw no one else there either. She raised a brow at the other child.

"So where's your parents, kid?" He only gurgled in response and she sat cross-legged in the sand while the two babies attempted to build something.

"Well, there's no need to be worried, right Beel? I mean, Tatsumi must not be that far off if you're not electrocuting everyone in the park. I'm sure we'll find your parents too, kiddo."

Since she had nothing better to do, Kaito helped the two keep their whatever-it-was from collapsing when it looked unstable. After some time, the sand structure they were building started to resemble something with horns- or bike handles. She wasn't sure.

"Th-There you are!" Tatsumi ran up to them, relieved.

"Dabu!"

"Ai!"

"What the hell have you been doing? Makin' me worried like that…" Kaito's lips twitched upwards into a smile. Tatsumi was sounding more and more like a father every day.

"Did you find them?" A girl ran up behind Tatsumi just moments after him. She looked to be about their age, give or take a couple years, and bore a striking resemblance to the mystery baby, so Kaito assumed they were related.

"Officer, he's over there! This way!"

"Hurry up!"

"Aoi-chan, are you alright?"

There was a bit of a commotion coming from the direction Tatsumi and the new girl came from. A bunch of mothers were dragging a cop over to their location.

"That's him over there! A big guy that was with him just split open!" One of the mothers screeched in terror.

"A strange doll tried to eat my baby alive!"

Kaito got up and brushed her pants of any sand that might have been clinging to her and picked up Beel, placing him on his preferred spot on her chest. "Alain-san was here?"

"Yeah, he showed up not too long ago." Tatsumi said.

"And he brought a demon toy with him?"

"Yup."

"Ok, just making sure."

"Anyway, there's clear evidence of child abuse right in front of you!"

The police officer strutted over to them, and Kaito immediately didn't like the look he was giving her or the girl. "You there, is it true you scared those women over there with something? And they also said something about child abuse? Now that I look at him, he's not wearing anything…"

"What the hell… Don't screw with me, pops. If anything, I'm the one bein' abused by him!" Tatsumi exclaimed with a glare on his face.

"Tatsumi, you can't say that to an officer." Kaito stated.

"So?" Kaito just sighed and took a seat on the bench next Beel and the mystery baby.

"Let me teach you a thing or two about being polite. I'd like you to come to the station for now." The cop roughly grabbed Tatsumi's arm and pulled him up.

Kaito bolted right up and scowled. "He didn't do anything! You can't arrest him without a proper reason!"

"Y-yeah, without any proof…" Kaito gave an appreciative nod to the girl who backed her up even though they just met. She made a mental note to get her name later. She doesn't think the girl will like it if Kaito called her 'girl' all the time.

"Hey, why are you covering for him?" Kaito glared as he eyed them scrutinizing. "I see. So that's it. You're the same as him. Ah there goes my fantasy… I had hoped you two would be better girls than that."

Fantasy? What the hell is wrong with this sick pervert? Hitting on underage girls… He makes Kaito sick. She bit her tongue, knowing it was more trouble than it was worth.

"Man, you human trash just go sticking together so soon. How old are you?"

"15." Kaito spat the number out through clenched teeth. This guy was really asking for it.

"17. And…?" Kaito threw a quick glance at older girl. Her voice told her she was just as pissed as she was, though she was much better at hiding it than she was.

"You should really get better taste in guys. Goin' out with a guy like this is a total waste! Delinquents like him are society's trash, and they always will be! And anyway, he's got a bastard kid already. If you brats keep raising more brats, the country's in big trouble!"

Kaito was definitely seeing things. She doesn't care if she'd get 20 years in prison, this guy's gonna get it! She pulled her fist back and just as she was about to throw her punch, Tatsumi nonchalantly kicked the cop right where the sun didn't shine. Stunned, her arm froze mid-punch and a brief glimpse told her the girl must have had the same idea as her, because her hand was pulled back as if she were about to slap someone.

The look on that man's face- priceless, absolutely priceless! And those woman who called him over in the first place, they were completely frozen. Kaito would have laughed if the situation wasn't so serious.

The cop doubled over clutching his precious family jewels. "You bastard! You think you'll get away with that? That's a serious crime! Assaulting a police officer! I'll throw you in the slammer! I'll lock you up and throw away the key!"

Getting tired of hearing the man spouting his crap, Tatsumi lifted him over his head as if he weighed no more than Baby Beel did. "Hey, look what we got here."

"W-what are you going to do? Let me down!" The man cried out.

"I was also thinking about slamming you into something."

The girl- Kaito really needs to find out her name- looked like she was about to interfere, so she grabbed her wrist and shook her head, hoping she got the message.

"Gotta throw out the trash!" Tatsumi dunked the man in a nearby trashcan. Kaito figured he would've done something worse, but this works too. He looked at the still frozen women, grabbed her arm and Baby Beel, and hightailed it out of there.

"Laters!"

"Hey, I didn't catch her name! Oh, well."


At the speed they were going, Tatsumi and Kairo managed to get back home in two minutes flat; as opposed to the 15 it took to get to the park.

"Well, that was fun. You do realize we might not ever be able to go back there, right?" Kaito pointed out.

"So?" Tatsumi shrugged his shoulders.

"Is that your answer to any form of logic?"

"Pretty much, yeah."

Kaito rolled her eyes and pulled him up the stairs to his room. Hilda was there patiently awaiting their arrival (or just finishing up her soaps). "How was it? Did the master have a good time?" Hilda asked.

"Yeah, I guess." Tatsumi replied.

Hilda nodded and said, "Very well then, I must go help prepare the master's dinner."

"Oh, Hilda, did find out anything about what we talked about the other day?" Kaito asked, stopping Hilda in her tracks.

"No not yet."

Kaito looked down at the floor and said, "Oh, ok. Well, thanks anyway." Hilda nodded and closed the door behind her.

Tatsumi turned to his girlfriend and asked, "What was that about?"

Kaito was silent for a moment until she looked up with a smile and said, "Nothing, don't worry about it."

He looked skeptical, but accepted it. "Alright, if you say so."

"Great, now shut the hell up so I can take a nap." Kaito fell back onto the bed, and as soon as her head hit the pillow, she was out like a light.